thats who she was talking about

know what’s wild? that the trope of like “my father always wanted a son so he treated me, his daughter, like a boy” is so popular and like lowkey loved, but if you ever saw a mother who talked about how much she wanted a daughter instead of a son, or if she treated her son like a girl, like??? people would think she’s awful and that poor boy??

damn wonder why that is 😒

k i loved Zootopia but can we maaaybe talk about the motherclucking designs in the Kung Fu Panda series, particularly the women? specifically tigress???

Like she totally reads as feminine and elegant but at the same time she’s completely buff and animal-shaped like the rest of the characters there aint a tiger titty or Fluff Cleavage™ in sight

And thats how the rest of the animals are treated too?! like the females and males of every species are pretty much shaped the same, besides the peacocks who obviously have males and females looking different. and then the third movie comes out and we’re treated to MEI MEI

she’s this crazy panda lady ribbon dancer who legit things she’s the hottest shit on planet earth and she is a total badass once she figures out how to use nunchucks. and like theres just so many beautiful and diverse designs for all these characters and I kinda feel like too many people praise this franchise just for its comedy when its got some killer artistry behind it as well. 

Idea for a Superman origin movie

built around two solid points:
1) Lois Lane is the lead character; and
2) The audience dose not know who is playing Superman going into the movie.

So the movie centers around a young Lois, who’s desperately trying to get a job as a reporter at the Daily Planet, despite a hiring freeze as the printed journalism business struggles to keep up, and despite the fact she has no prior journalism experience (at least, not outside of an expensive degree that has yet to start paying for itself). Even though no one at the Planet will even return her calls, she barges in in the middle of a work day, trying to get an interview. She bounces off a lot of people (a number of them tall guys with dark hair and nice eyes who she barely notices) until she tracks down Perry White, who tells her, sarcastically, that he’ll hire her on the spot if she can bring him a properly sourced article revealing the story Metropolis’s new hero, who just yesterday stopped a runaway train with his bare hands. 

She gets to work. Her friends tell her she’s crazy. Her sister bails her out of jail at least once (maybe a montage of times). Her father, General Lane, threatens disownment and/or military arrest. This “menace” broke a muggers arm last week, and is wanted for vigilantism. If she really does find out the identity of this man (who’s been gaining notoriety with every feat) and brings it to a newspaper before the military, her father would have to take action. (This country is his family, after all.)

But the more Lois looks into this ‘super man’, the more she likes what she sees. It’s hard without credentials, but she’s been collecting eye-witness reports for months trying to find the pattern to track; the pattern that everyone’s been looking for. She has dozens of interviews with police, and store owners, and caught criminals, but it’s in the interviews of the regular folk that she finds the pattern:

This man is kind. 

Every headline is about a larger-than-life figure who catches falling statues, wins chases with cars, and stops bullets with his pecs. In the words of the innocent people of Metropolis though, is someone else. Someone who flies broken cars to the shop from the highway during rush hour. Someone who takes a sobbing child from the scene of a bike accident and drops off a smiling one with their parents. Someone who’s been spotted leaving flowers by the headstones of the ones who didn’t make it out of that train crash. Someone who sits in a secluded corner of the park and plays chess with the old woman who’s husband can no longer leave the house. Someone who literally pulled a dog out of a river and a cat from a tree. 

So, to find the Man of Steel, Lois searches for kindness - and she finds it everywhere. She finds all the coats freely shed for someone cold. She finds all the grocery carts paid for by the previous customer. She finds lonely veterans offered a seat at the family table in restaurants. She finds hate symbols painted over with cute cartoons and symbols of love. She finds dozens and dozens of volunteers who help clean up and serve food and rebuild after train crashes and car wrecks and robberies. 

She finds Superman.

And then she finds a man in the park.

He’s not doing much, just sitting on a bench with his head in his hands. The copy of the Daily Planet on the bench next to him speculates on the dangers of super humans, as it has every day for the last two weeks. Some have even suggested that the Man of Steel is an alien, though those theories have only barely broken into mainstream. Whatever this man is worrying over, whatever weight is on his shoulders, seems much heavier than a newspaper, though. Lois hasn’t worried herself with the same issue’s as her prospective employer, either. Thoughts still on the group of teens she’s just passed, each promising to beat up on some boy for their friend, are still fresh on her mind, and she takes the spot next to the stranger on the bench.

He’s not a stranger, though. Lois recognizes him. She doesn’t know his name, but she saw him that day at the Daily Planet months ago, and she’s seen him across the police tape at scenes she’s investigated. He wrote today’s front page article: “Man of Steel, or Menace of Steel?”

He’s politely flustered when she sits down, and she promptly tells him that everything about his article - she’s already read it, of course - is absurd. She doesn’t care who “made him write it”, the entire thing is just plain wrong. She finds herself repeating stories she’s read and re-read at all hours of the morning. Stories of regular people who’d told her how they’d been inspired by Superman. How they’d taken leaps of faith toward recovery and new lives thanks to Superman. Teenagers have chosen to live because of Superman. She quotes sources, and sources of people, including herself, who have said that the city of Metropolis - maybe even the world - was so much better because of Superman.

“Superman?” the reporter asks.

“It’s just something I’ve been calling him. He’s got that big S on his chest, right?”

The reporter laughs. He hasn’t smiled the whole time, only looked at her with wide eyes. His smile is… nice. His glasses are dumb though.

“Yeah,” she admits, “it’s a dumb name.”

“No,” he says. A weight has fallen off his shoulders while she was flipping through her notebooks. He sniffles a bit. Lois had just torn into his article with all the fury she could muster, is he crying about it? No, he’s smiling, still. “I really like it. Have you written all this down?”

Lois Lane writes it all down. Her new friend (who proofread the hell out of it because Lois is driven as hell but can’t spell) Clark Kent turned it in to his boss. The newest headline reads:

The Story of Superman -by Lois Lane


She’s getting paid more than Clark in under a year. He just seems to be so distracted all the time. Maybe she should look into that…
Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode Ever
  • *opening theme*
  • *Marinette does something clumsy while talking about how much she looooooves Adrien*
  • Her hot friend who should be a main character: You should tell him you like him!
  • Marinette: OMG NO BECAUSE OF REASONS
  • Adrien, conveniently nearby: lol, I'm hot and so is that Ladybug chick. We know nothing about each other and routinely lie to each other and our closest friends. That's a solid premise for a relationship if I ever heard one!
  • Someone, somewhere in Paris: *experiences a single moment of negativity, no matter how petty or temporary*
  • HAWKDUDE: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN, IT'S AKUMA TIME
  • Evil Villian: Hello, I am Ridiculous Name von Badfic. Prepare to be minorly inconvenienced!
  • *recycled animation sequences*
  • Chat Noir: M'LADY.
  • Ladybug: my life is a dumpster fire
  • Chat Noir: *terrible puns*
  • Ladybug: I'm rethinking every decision I've ever made.
  • HAWKGUY: This time my plan is sure to work even though it never has before and I keep doing the same thing over and over!
  • *fighting*
  • Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM *gets a random object* LOL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
  • *thinly veiled use for the item appears*
  • Ladybug: Gotcha! *recycled animation sequences* No more evil doing for you, little akuma.
  • Chat Noir: So Ladybug you wanna f--
  • Ladybug: LOL BYE
  • *credits roll*
  • jared: what, you have a crush?
  • evan: ...
  • jared: oh my god you do! on who?
  • evan: Idontwannatalkaboutitimeanthemurphysaresointintimidating
  • jared: I heard 'murphy'! oh my god that's so sad, zoe murphy is so out of your league!
  • connor: [walking by]
  • connor: why the fuck are you talking about my sister?
  • evan: [freezes]
  • jared: because evan has a pathetic crush on her!
  • evan: jared stop talking!
  • connor: are you fucking serious?
  • jared: I know right? as if he has a shot with zo-
  • evan: oh my god jared I wasn't even talking about zoe!
  • jared: but you said 'murphy'!
  • evan: yeah, well, she's not the only one with that name is she!
  • jared: ...
  • jared: OH
  • evan: [blushes angrily]
  • jared: oh my god that's even worse
  • connor: wait
  • connor: ...
  • evan: ...
  • jared: I've never witnessed anything more awkward than this moment right now
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Bethyl Appreciation Week 2017:

↳ ‘Day 4: Favourite Underrated Moment’

  • [at the batcave]
  • Dick Grayson: Wait for it, wait for it. 9:01. Barbara Gordon is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let's do this. Who's got theories?
  • Tim Drake: Her alarm didn't go off.
  • Dick Grayson: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Jason Todd: Ooh! She was taken by the Joker in her sleep.
  • Dick Grayson: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Jason, but way more plausible than Tim's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Damian Wayne: I bet she tucked herself in her bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Stephanie Brown: Mmm, maybe she fell into another dimension.
  • Bruce Wayne: [enters batcave]
  • Bruce Wayne: It's 9:00 A.M. Why is no one working?
  • Cassandra Cain: Barbara is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Bruce Wayne: I'd like to play. I'd say... She's in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • Dick Grayson: It is fun, but you're all wrong. She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • Barbara Gordon: [appears in the screen of the batcomputer]
  • Dick Grayson: There she is! [mock-freaking out] Babs! Where have you been?! Explain yourself!
  • Barbara Gordon: I'm just 70 seconds late, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Bruce Wayne: [mock-serious] Barbara, you will tell us and you will tell us now.
  • Barbara Gordon: There was a problem at the bank...
  • Bruce Wayne: [claps his hands together] HOT DAMN!
Leaked scene from the next Spider-Man movie
  • Ned: PETER, MJ, YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!
  • *Pete and MJ run over to Ned and see that he's on YouTube*
  • MJ: Ugh...you're watching "The Miss Marvel Show"?
  • Ned: HEY, Kamala Khan is a wonderful vlogger! Way better than that PewDiePie guy. Seriously, where's her "Scare Miss Marvel" YouTube Red show-
  • Peter: Ned, focus!
  • Ned: Right, sorry. Look at the title of her latest vlog.
  • MJ (reading out loud): "SPIDER-MAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!"
  • Peter: *starts sweating as Ned plays the video*
  • Kamala: Hey, what up YouTube! It's yo girl, K-Khan aka Miss Mar-VEL, with another update on NYC's newest superhero, Spider-Man! Or should I say, Spider-Hunk. Seriously, dat ass, I can't.
  • MJ: *rolls her eyes*
  • Ned: *chuckles*
  • Peter: *checks his butt and shrugs*
  • Kamala: Anyways, my followers have pointed me to this video that's currently blowing up on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr...seriously, everyone's going insane! Let's watch!
  • *cut to another video, which is some guy recording Spider-Man on his phone. Peter jumps down into an alley, where we see Michelle waiting for him. It's unclear what they're talking about but it ends with MJ lifting Peter's mask halfway up and kissing him on the lips*
  • Kamala: DAMN SON, WHO IS THAT MYSTERIOUS GIRL AND HOW DID SHE LAND A GUY LIKE SPIDER-MAN!
  • Ned: *clicks off of video* Guys, care to explain what I just saw?
  • Peter and MJ: ...
  • MJ: ...he said his lips were itchy so I scratched them...with my mouth.
  • Peter: *facepalms*

Honestly? I love Alex until she opens her mouth. She has a Not Like Other Girls™ complex and it’s exhausting to hear her constantly tear down the other girls when she’s being wayy more catty and hypocritical than most of them for no good reason

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

sworn to the sword rewrite:

  • pearl is hesitant to train connie at first, because she is so young. connie insists
  • pearl turns out to be a kind, patient teacher who who starts it slow, and even goes overkill on the safety precautions. connie is annoyed and insists that she can handle serious training and lies that pearl is overestimating how fragile humans are. pearl believes this, since she doesnt know so much about how full humans work
  • steven quickly finds out that connie is pushing herself way too hard and hiding her physical pain from pearl. she tells steven to keep it secret or else the gems will look down on her. she blames herself for being “just a human” with none of the cool abilities steven has. steven understands bc he also often felt looked down upon for being weaker than the gems
  • the song is from connie’s point of view. pearl sings the training instructions; connie sings to herself about not being good enough. she’s the one that calls herself “just a human”, not pearl
  • steven doesnt know what to do. he goes to garn and ame for help. they freak out and tell him that pearl would want to know, that she’d be the most concerned of all of them because she personally knows what it’s like to push herself too hard
  • garnet describes how dangerously self sacrificing she was during the war and how long it took for pearl’s self-worth to recover. the backstory is shown not to say ‘oh wow poor pearl!!!’, or to say that poor mental health makes you hurt others. it’s shown to say that pearl knows what it’s like and wants connie to be safe.
  • steven rushes to tell pearl. she FREAKS and pulls connie aside to tell her how harmful that mindset is. that no one should see themselves solely as an asset to another. that she would never want connie to suffer how she did. and that pearl vowed to protect humans, not hurt them. 
  • there are still parallels between pearl/rose and steven/connie, but healthy ones. pearl says “rose never wanted me to do that to myself, and steven would never want that for you either.” not “oh hi im the Crazy Lesbian Stereotype and im harming you kids by being gay!! im gonna push my unhealthy lifestyle on you bc thats what we lesbians do!!”
  • pearls crush is still heavily alluded to, with pearl blushing while talking about rose and other lighthearted cute stuff. not “wow being gay made me hate myself! :)”
  • pearl gives a very explicit heavy moral about how those who love you also want you to love yourself. she then tells connie that she’ll only train her if connie is responsible and honest about her limits
  • there is no implication that pearl only is overprotective of steven bc he has rose’s gem, or that she sees him as her at all. it’s revealed through pearl’s delicacy with connie that she was overprotective of steven bc he’s half-human
  • maybe steven speaks up about feeling weaker than the gems. pearl says that he shouldn’t have to be physically strong, that she’s there to protect him. this resolves stevens earlier worries that she’s disappointed in how human he is, as shown in the healing tears ep.
  • the episode focuses on connie and her pain, not pearl
  • on that note..connie’s low self esteem wouldve been better established as being from bullying or w/e, not her strict parents, bc that plays into the tiger mom stereotype

so it kind of just hit me that poe is probably going to become general dameron and i have a lot of emotions

the signs as people from my university
  • Aries: That girl who loves partying and socializing with people, she's a fangirl of so many buffed-up singers and she's so pretty. She's kinda judgmental and she's homophobic but she follows so many gay people and likes their posts and nobody in my generation really understands why. She can be really impulsive sometimes and she hates classes but she's a good friend and a funny person
  • Taurus: That girl who is always late, she has social anxiety and she's silent af. Grades are not her forte'. She tries to socialize very hard and everyone is annoyed by the fact that she tries to discuss things that she really doesn't know shit about. She is afraid of some professors, she is christian af and she is kinda lost, but she's a good girl who believes in the supernatural and she always invites us to coffee at her place
  • Gemini: The girl who loves spending time with people, she always loves to discuss about every topic, she knows so much about many things, she's doing great with her grades and she's among the top 5 students in the entire generation. Also, she has PERFECT, sonorous American accent and everybody loves it. She always initiates coffee gatherings but nobody really comes because she's not that much of a leader and her voice is so soft so nobody could really hear when she's talking. She's also a passionate gamer AND in the same time she finds time to maintain her grades and social life
  • Cancer: That (jock) guy who's the tallest one, he's blonde, buffed-up and he's the definition of a straight white boy. He's childish as fuck and he can become very boring sometimes. Once, my colleagues have shooed him out of the cafeteria because he was bothering them. He also tells so many stupid dad-jokes and laughs at his own jokes, flirts with some professors, has been single since forever (not that he's ugly - he's average looking but he's so much boring sometimes because he doesn't have any real friends and he gets excited about people so he doesn't know WHEN to stop). He literally flirts with every single female human being that he can find and he pushes them all away because he's pushy af. He's also introverted and doesn't really know his way with girls
  • Leo: That girl who's one of the top students in the generation. She's always smiling, she has the best grades, she always tries to present this "perfect" image of herself. She is very intelligent and she loves reading, she gets drunk like every second day but that doesn't stop her from maintaining her perfect grades. She's very successful and she's a good leader, she knows all the fresh gossip and she always sits in the first row with her best university friend. In fact, she and her best uni friend are hated by everyone because they're just so successful and everyone's jealous of them. She also secretly hates everybody and gossips with her best uni friend. She and her friend have tons of screenshots ready to blackmail people if anyone says anything against them lmao. But everyone (every zodiac sign) in this generation pretends we like each other so...
  • Virgo: That professor who's VERY detail-oriented and she's a big perfectionist but she can't fix her awful handwriting. She's very successful and she has TONS of potential, she literally KNOWS EVERYTHING about her subjects but sometimes she can really drain us physically and emotionally. She gives us tons of assignments and homework and she always gives us lectures on the most difficult courses. Jfc she behaves like we study in Cambridge / Oxford. But don't get me wrong, she's NOT a bad person. She's actually a VERY good person and at the end of each semester she buys us coffee and tea, she talks with us about our experience with the course and she just wants us to learn some things that we should learn, that's why we perceive her as "difficult" and "problematic"
  • Libra: That girl who loves hugging, has great communication skills and is a social justice warrior. She thinks that she's everyone's friend and she always tries to criticize everyone's opinion, thinking that she'll seem and sound more intelligent. She also listens to rock and metal, she loves children and she smokes a lot, she's very sensitive and she's very friendly. Once, on the Facebook group of the university, she tried to accuse Pisces of something he didn't do and he literally ruined her in front of all those people, that was one of her biggest mistakes she's ever done in uni because she didn't know that that guy can be pretty evil when someone tries to insult/hurt him. The next day in uni she was on the verge of a mental breakdown because that guy really hurt her with his words, making her look stupid and pretentious, and everybody stopped talking to that guy for like, a month or two
  • Scorpio: That girl who's late in class 90% of the time, and those 10% she's not present in class. She is very quiet and she doesn't show particular interest in anything. She doesn't have a taste in fashion and style, unlike most Scorpios that I know. She just wants to go home all the time and nobody knows what she's doing in her life, she's so mysterious and she's not a good teamworker because she doesn't really care about her grades
  • Sagittarius: That girl who can't stop talking and she's always arguing with someone but we all love her. She's very communicative but she's insecure at the same time. She has tons of likes on Facebook and Instagram. She's a VERY open-minded girl, she hates racism, homophobes, nazi scum and racists. She's a really good friend with Leo and Pisces but Capricorn is her bff and her roommate. She has an excellent taste in fashion, style and music and she has S_L_A_Y_I_N_G eyebrows. I think that she's bi/lesbian but maybe she's closeted. She always hugs Capricorn and gets beaten by Capricorn because Capricorn can't stand people touching her
  • Capricorn: That girl who loves vintage notebooks, loves taking studyblr photos and uploads them on tubmlr and Instagram, she loves journeys and we haven't heard her talking for THREE GODDAMN YEARS. She is very antisocial and introverted but she has excellent taste for art, film, music and she's like 24/7 on her phone because it's obvious that she can't stand most of us but she's always sweet and supportive when someone approaches her. Sometimes she doesn't want to talk and she just smiles as a response. She's Sagittarius' best friend and roommate and they've became really close friends. She also loves journeys and she's a daydreamer but she's very intelligent. Her grades are not that good, she's not an attention whore and she tries to be "invisible" but she simply can't
  • Aquarius: That guy with his cockney accent who has insane memory and loves football. He's actually a loner, he's a bit creepy and weird, le loves britpop and indie nd he was one of the best students in the first two years of uni but his grades dropped. He's like, very secretive and he can be pretty arrogant and you just can't sit next to him because he's telling jokes all the time which takes your attention away. He is a loner and once he publicly told us that he used to have cyber sex with his girlfriend because she lived in another country and they've never met in real life (I mean, who tells such things omg Aqua get your shit together). He tries to insult people and he tries to be sarcastic but he can only be sarcastic with the stupid ones. He also thinks that he's a know-it-all and that he's the most intelligent person in the world. He can be really judgmental sometimes and he pushes people away with that
  • Pisces: That guy who always sits in the first row with his best university friend and is one of the top students in the generation. He's also a model, nerd, gamer, works out and whatnot. He is sweet to everyone and talks to everyone but he can be very sassy at times. He was the one who had a verbal fight with Libra because Libra triggered him and he destroyed her verbally. He's really skinny and dreamy and he has a very deep voice and an excellent taste in fashion and style. His style is kinda dark and he's so aesthetic. He listens to some music that no other people in the world listen to but he also listens to some mainstream music. In fact, he listens to whatever he wants and he doesn't really think about what other people think about him. He tends to roll his eyes a lot and he cares about his physical beauty more than he cares about his love life. He's too egotistic and self-centered and he's extremely picky, which makes him single most of the time.

Sometimes this fandom forgets Chloe put Marinette down and bullied her for like 3 years… like I get redemption but thats fucked??? And no one talks about it???? Like Marinette had such low self esteem before she got her powers, not standing up for herself… and that’s really sad.

Also, this is why I’m lowkey mad that the show tried to blame Marinette for being angry at Chloe or ignoring her advice… like this bitch has lied and bullied her???? Who wouldn’t????

Suddenly Chloe has become everyone’s fav cinnamon bun no matter what she did while a lot of fans blame Marinette for a bunch of things and criticize her unfairly???? At least from what I’ve seen in the fandom…

Yeah just putting my unpopular opinion out there…

ok lads so my mum catched part of a supergirl episode while i was on the kitchen and the convo went like this .. 

mum *shouting from the living room*: does every show you watch have lesbians on it?

me *from the kitchen*: yeah, pretty much

mum: aww, they dont kiss in every scene but they surely look at eachother like some kind of dessert. they look totally in love.

me: yeah, alex and maggie are totally adorable

mum: who are those? im talking about supergirl and the luthor girl, isnt she her gf?

  • pj's daycare fans: omg I love pjs daycare its gr8 ANIA draws it so well <3
  • drunk chara fans: yeah thats good but have you seen STARBOT'S drunk chara series like omg she's the best <3
  • me: *shoves hawker and rouge in their faces* WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THEN???????
  • them: um???? some random people having nothing to do with the stories we're talking about???
  • me: *facepalm*

- MASTERLIST  
                 KAI PARKER SMUT -


•  I Always Get What I Want
Kai keeps tugging on reader’s skirt , she tells him off but thats only the beginning …

•  Roommates (A Prison World Story)
Reader gets sent to the Prison World where Kai is. They have briefly crossed parts before  and have spend nearly 5 months together in there, over time getting closer and eventually move in together (as friends , things grow from there) …

•  Don’t Challenge Me (a bit of a sequel to Roommates )

•  All I Want
Kai stalks Reader who is super annoyed because Kai never stops talking , dropping hints about him being in love with her and one day Reader finds Kai sleeping in her bed …

•  Magic Fingers (a prequel of sorts to Don’t Let Me Go)

 Bring Me To Life
Reader is in love with Kai but he ignores it because the feelings he has scare him and is not sure if it’s love.

•  How I Really Feel
Reader is a part of the MF gang and a which with a different kind of powers. She likes him but Kai doesn’t seem to like her but that’s not exactly true.

•  Just Tonight
(After Kai gets out of the 1994 Prison World , before the merge).
Kai meets Reader at the Grill and they end up making out. Later on Reader leaves and Kai follows her in the dark streets of Mystic Falls.

•  I Know You Like Me
Reader and Kai always are cocky / tease each other , one day Reader is kidnapped and Kai comes to her rescue.

•  Thunderstorms
Reader is afraid of Thunderstorms and Kai sees that a big storm is coming and rushes to her place worried because of a blackout.

•  Lessons
(in the new Prison World) Reader gets sent into the Prison World with Kai. One day Kai comes back and finds out she had sneaked into his room while he was out of the house.

•  No Touching - Part II - Part III (🔥🔥🔥)
Kai get’s injured and get’s horny so Reader has to ‘take care’ of him.

•  Hands to Myself
Reader and Kai make a bet  on how long each of them can last without kissing / touching the other.

•  Feed On Me
Kai and Reader are best friends. After the transition Kai finds himself wanting to bite her , feed on her and …

•  Friends With Benefits
Reader and Kai are friends with benefits.

•  Fuck Away The Pain
(based on the song ‘’Fuck Away The Pain” by Divide The Day)

•  Under The Stars
Reader feels insecure because of all the supernatural girls throwing themselves at Kai and she doesn’t feel like she is good enough.

•     Taking Back My Love [smut] 😈
(based on the song ‘Taking Back My Love’ by Enrique Iglesias & Ciera)

•     Moonlight [smut] 🔥
Reader and Kai live together but are not a couple. One hot summer night he wakes up and she is not in the house.

•     Miss me ? [smut] 🔥
Reader comes home finding Kai touching himself.

•     That’s Kinda Hot [smut] 🔥
Reader squirts for the first time.

•     Punishment [smut] 🔥
Kai sees Reader dancing with another guy and then punishes her.

•     Having Fun ? [smut]
Kai is on the phone and Reader is suuupppeeer horny , but he wont pay attention to her and she decides to take matters in her hands.

•     New Things [smut]
Reader gives Kai the head for the first time.

•     Scars [smut]
Reader is a werewolf who has been in a lot of fights and has some scars on her body , and she doesn’t want to sleep with Kai because of them.

•     If You Want It - Take It [smut]
Reader is sent to the Prison World where Kai is but doesn’t know she is not alone until one day they meet accidentally and move in together @ the Salvatores.

•    Bumpy Ride [smut] 😈
Kai and Reader go on a road trip ; He teases reading right before they leave and then its a bumpy ride.

•     Fast Friends
Reader meets Kai at the Salvatore’s and he teases her with magic.

•      Midnight Surprises 🔥
A sequel to ‘If You Want It - Take It

•      Rule Breaker [smut]😈
Kai has set rules when it comes to him and Reader doing things and Reader breaks one of them.

•      Snowy Honeymoon 🔥
Reader is a witch and she gets married to Kai , seemingly neither of them liking the other but on their honeymoon something happens.

•      Fireflies
Kai and Reader go on a camping trip in the woods.

•      Addicted to You [smut / praise kink] 🔥
Kai and Reader are (fr)enemies with benefits , thought thats not exactly the truth. #iSuckAtSummaries😄

•      Chill 🔥
Reader is tired of Kai teasing her , saying she is too serious and needs to chill and after one of the parties in MF things … happen.😈

•      EX’s and OH’s [threesome smut] 🔥(ft. Kol Mikaelson)
Kai and Reader are a couple and then out of the blue Kol (her ex) shows up after he comes back to life.😈

•      Party Surprises [smut] 🔥
Kai and Reader are having fun at the Salvatore’s with the MF gang and Kai gets horny and then things happen. [a bit of a sequel to ‘ Fast Friends ’]

•      24/7 [smut] 🔥
based on the song ‘24/7′ by David Correy 

•      First Time [smut] 🔥
Reader’s parents (leaders of the werewolf pack in Portland) and Kai’s parents arrange a marriage to grant peace between the supernaturals in Oregon. Both Kai and Reader are 17 years old at the time. On her 18th birthday something happens for the first time.

•      More Of You [smut] 🔥
A dominant Kai.

•    Awwh, am I being punished ?🔥
‘Awhh, am I being punished. Cuz that’s kinda hot.’ // Kai screwes up and Reader punishes him.
[a sequel to  IF YOU WANT IT TAKE IT  /  MIDNIGHT SURPRISES ]

•      Handcuffs [smut] 🔥
Kai handcuffs himself to Reader to get her to admit she feels something for him, and things happen.

•      More Than Friends [smut]
Reader calls Kai to pick her up from a party and when he comes to get her, he is all grumpy while she is happy and horny. Then on the ride ‘home’ something happen.

•      Distractions [smut] 🔥
Reader has a paper to finish, but Kai has other ideas about their afternoon together.

•      The Best Birthday [smut] 🔥🎂
It’s Reader’s birthday and after four years, she finally gets to spend it with Kai.

•      Hunger [smut] 🔥
dom!kai   |  Kai goes away for a couple of days and when he comes back he finds Reader at a bar with some guy’s hands around her.

•      Up in Flames [smut] 🔥
Reader is talking on the phone and Kai forces her to stay on the phone while he goes down on her. (dom!kai/a little rough smut)

•      Let’s Ruin the Friendship [smut] 🔥
Kai and Reader are roommates and secretly both of them have a crush on each other but neither of them does anything until one day something happens everything changes.

•      Into My Bloodstream [smut] 🔥
It’s Halloween night. 🎃 There is a party in the woods by the old cemetery and Kai sees one of Reader’s games in action, not realizing how big of a turn on it would be for him.

•      Walls Could Talk [smut] 🔥
It has been a whole week of studying and exams for Reader, during which she and Kai hadn’t been together.

•      You and Me [smut] 🔥
  It’s Reader and Kai’s anniversary and the celebrations start before the sun is up.


Gendry is more than happy to help Jon Snow because he remembers that Jon was Aryas favorite sibling.

Gendry brings up Ned Stark because he knows how much Arya loved him and thats who they were talking about when he first found out Aryas real identity.

Gendry doesnt want to work with the Brotherhood not only because they sold him, but also because they failed Arya.

Gendry cant bring up Arya though, because finding out that she is anything less than happy and safe would break him.

you guys!!! i was just listening to my local radio station and suddenly the DJ just starts talking about going to nashville and how he just got back from there and he had gone to listen to Taylor’s album either yesterday or i think the day before i was like OMG WOW WHAT okay here is everything i remember it was like a solid five or more minutes on the radio which is like an eternity 

ok so the dj is named Ray. he says he goes to nashville and he is at her moms house and he is like omg you guys this house is huge its so beautiful and he’s like i think it was her mom’s house, the pool house is bigger than my house, and then the other dj is googling it and is like this one? and he says yes and he’s all you dont understand it’s like the taj mahal of nashville lmfao it’s freaking gorgeous and the other one is like oh yeah she bought that for her parents and they are all !!!!! omg she did thats so nice  ok so he’s like i get there and i’m greeted by taylor’s mom’s dog who is literally named kitty and they all laugh. and the other dj is like what kind of dog and he says its a cross between (two breeds i forget) and it’s huge and literally a giant but also sweet. And he says the dog must have immediately smelled his dog on him because kitty would not stop smelling him and he was like ajsifojsdlf and so he greets her mom and he’s like taylors mom. is. so. nice. you. guys. And he makes his way to the kitchen where taylor was. immediately the other dj’s are screaming WHAT WAS SHE WEARING lmfao i cackled. And he is like she was wearing a tan top (his words) that laced up the sleeves to the top and she was drop dead gorgeous just as i remembered her. and they are all awww.  

and so he is all i made my way up to her and he says she turns to him and is like HI RAY and he’s like holy shit she remembers my name and the other dj is like did she have flash cards lmao and he’s like no dudes i’ve met her four times before she remembers me because she loves me and they were all ajsfkjds about that too and so then he is all, the first thing she says to me is ‘i love your shirt’ and he’s all you guys i was wearing a SEAFOAM GREEN shirt who likes seafoam green lmao?? they all laugh. and so then he tells her that kitty can smell his dog on him and taylor asked him what kind of dog he has and he says a pug, and she’s all oh i used to have a pug!! and that they talked about pugs for a while and how they snore. And ok thats all i remember from the kitchen. . 

then he is all so we got to listen to the whole album start to finish (he literally said nothing about it) and then says when it was done taylor grabbed a bottle of white wine and announced “okay!! Who wants wine” and everyone was all 😲 😂 except him and the woman he was with (or maybe just sitting by) and they raised their hands right away like hell yeah lets have some wine and he’s all “you guys The Taylor Swift poured me a Glass of Wine.” and then the other dj is like omg you guys are practically dating. and he’s like omg lol but seriously i cannot believe that i was poured a glass of wine from taylor swift and this was so funny he was really !!!! about that… .and then the other one is like did you go to the bathroom when you were there? and they are all laughing like aiosfjsd why are you asking him that. And he’s like no i had to go So Bad but i didnt go. And the other dj is all thats because you dont pee at a lady’s house. and they are all is that a rule lmao ? and he’s like ajsdijfoaso they are all laughing then they go back to the whole he’s practically dating her but they decide Not Yet hahahahha it was funny anyway so then he is all so then it was time to go, i was there like two hours, and they took pictures and then taylor was thanking people for coming at the door. And he says i told her i loved the album it’s so good and he says she just high fives me and says yasss tell everyone you know! and he’s like i will! and then he left. 

and then the other dj this one i dont really loves shes kinda snarky shes like oh so you all love taylor swift now dont you and he’s like are you joking me i have always loved her bc she is literally the NICEST PERSON ON THE PLANET lsajdkfja he was all mad she was even implying he hasnt always loved her and he goes on about how lovely and gracious and pretty she is and has always been and how she remembers him (he was like srsly stoked about her remembering him like i cannot explain he was so happy awww) and how she’s so good at what she does and the other dj’s are teasing him that he’s saying this bc he wants to be her bf and he’s like NO SHES JUST REALLY AWESOME SHUT UP and finally they are like oh we’re just teasing you man we love her too. hahhahhaa

omg i cant believe i was flipping the channels and this was on anyway i hope you liked the story im sure i forgot things 

To People Who Have Only Seen The Trailers For the Movie Split And Think That's All The Movie Is

No. It’s not. In the movie, the therapist/psychiatrist actually cares for DID people and wants to spread awareness that they’re not all bad people and wants people to understand them. She talks about her patients in a positive light, she not once mentions them as being anything other than just people. And as for the main character, it’s just two of the identities that are manipulative, and that’s only because theyre scared of something they believe in. All of the other identities are portrayed as just people. They’re kind, and sweet, and have their own interests and issues the same as anyone else. And in the end, it’s just all fiction, and just a movie. Relax.