thats what they called me in high school

Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris in the library
  • Eric: "Get up!"
  • Dylan: "GET UP!"
  • Eric: "Stand up right now or we'll blow your fucking heads off!"
  • Dylan: "Fine I'll start shooting then..." (shoots Velasquez) "Woohoo!"
  • Dylan: "All jocks stand up... white baseball cap"
  • Eric: "Pigs are here..." (begins firing out the window)
  • Dylan: (shoots Hall, Ireland, Steepleton) "Yahoo!"
  • Patti Nielson: "our father... who art in heaven.. hallowed be thy name"
  • Dispatcher: "ma'am, you need to forget about praying right now. What's happening there?"
  • Nielson: "They're in here.. they're killing kids... I have to go." (drops phone)
  • Eric: (kills Curnow) "Die! Motherfucker!"
  • Dylan: "WOO!"
  • Kasey Ruegsegger: (after being shot by Eric) "Oh!"
  • Eric: "Stop your bitching! It's merely a flesh wound,"
  • Dylan: (laughing hysterically)
  • Eric: "Peek-a-boo" (kills Bernall)
  • Dylan: (shoots Ireland) "Die! ...down on the floor!"
  • Dylan: "REB?"
  • Eric: "Yeah?"
  • Dylan: "hey, man... there's a nigger over here."
  • Eric: "shoot him"
  • Dylan: "SHIT YEAH!"
  • Shoels: "no...no...no...mom!"
  • (Shoels and Kechter killed)
  • (CO2 bomb detonates)
  • Valeen Schnurr: "oh my god... help me..."
  • Eric: "do you believe in God?"
  • Valeen: "no..yes..."
  • Dylan: "Why?"
  • Eric: "God is gay."
  • John TOmlin: "Don't... done enough?"
  • (shots fired)
  • Dylan: "You think we've done enough?" (laughing)
  • Eric: "nice glasses" (shots fired.. sounds of a scuffle.. shots fired again.. Mauser killed)
  • Dylan: "was he trying to jump you?"
  • Eric: "Yeah"
  • (shots fired... DePooter killed)
  • Dylan: "Look what we have here..."
  • Eric: "What?"
  • Dylan: "just some fat fuck"
  • Dylan: "give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you."
  • Evan Todd: "I don't want to get into trouble"
  • Dylan: "Trouble! You don't know what trouble is..."
  • Evan Todd: "That's not what I mean... I don't have a problem with you guys..."
  • Dylan: "I'm going to let this fat fuck live... little fat fucking piece of shit... you can have him if you want."
  • Eric: "Let's go to the commons"
  • Dylan: "One more thing" (sound of something smashing)
  • Dylan: "Reb, ya ready?"
Dear Evan Hansen characters as things I heard in high school theatre class
  • Evan: "No offense, but if you don't stop apologizing I'm gonna punch you in the fucking throat."
  • Connor: "Welcome to 'That's What I Call Emo' Volume 7"
  • Zoe: "No, I don't have any brothers." *brother screaming in the background* "He isn't real."
  • Heidi: "No offense, but stop trying to fix my mental health when yours is a disaster."
  • Jared: "You look like you drink bubble bath."
  • Alana: "If you're not gonna respect me as your director you can put on your own damn show"
  • Cynthia: "If you like boys, that's fine. Just stop kicking my door."
  • Larry: "Wait who died"
  • MC: Can I help you?
  • Yoosung: Well, we don't want to pry but we heard you broke up with Zen.
  • MC: Yeah, that's true.
  • Yoosung: We think you made a big, big mistake.
  • Jaehee: Big mistake.
  • Yoosung: Quite enormous.
  • Jaehee: He's a real catch and you should take him back.
  • MC: Ok, thank you. Is that all?
  • Jaehee: No. No, that is not all. Let me tell you what real life is like. The men dry up, and the nights get lonely. The only calls on your machine are for collection agencies about that pair of motorcycle boots you never even wore. You stalk your old high school boyfriend online, go to his daughter's soccer games, and make a scene. You buy a diamond ring for yourself, wear it on your right hand, and tell yourself, you're all you need. One day, you're alone, tired. At your feet, a dying bird. But where did it come from? Why did you kill it? Is it because in some strange way it is you?
  • MC: Thank you all for your concern, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, okay?
  • Yoosung: So does this mean you're gonna take Zen back?
  • MC: No.
  • Yoosung: Well, then, what do you say to you and me hitting the town? 'Cause I'm free, literally forever.
COMING OUT AS A BISEXUAL

“I felt like i needed to repost this cause i want the truth to come out. Im a bisexual and proud to be a bisexual” When I was around 6 years old I knew i didn’t fit in with society, I knew I was different I felt different. Girls my age started to talk about boys how cute the boys were.for me yeah I thought they were cute but I started thinking how cute this girl was in my class. I kept thinking about how I could I think that a boy & a girl was cute I was so confused. When I was 9 I will struggling to find out what was wrong with me so I went to the only person I could trust my older brother. He was practicing his new dance routine with me when I just shouted out that I like boys & girls, he stopped to look at me I was literally crying I was so confused I hoped he could help me. My brother just wiped my tears and said I was struggling with my sexuality he told me that I might be a bisexual and that its normal no matter what people say. When I was 15 I was in high school its had been 3 years since I lost my brother he was the only one who knew my about my sexuality he swore he wouldn’t tell anyone till I was ready to tell people. During my high school I was really trying to just like guys but it was hard when you have a crushes on girls as well. On July 7th 2015 age 17 @shanedawson came out as bisexual now he was the reason I came out he was my idol I looked up to him. So I decided to tell everyone I told my friends on Twitter first cause I knew they would understand but them came the worst part telling my family. At the time my parents weren’t divorced they were in California visiting family I was at home in Illinois I decided to Skype them. My parents & siblings understood me and loved me at least that’s what I thought. A week later my parents divorced I was currently living with my mom when she came home drunk and started saying that my faggot ass needed to leave that I was the reason she was divorced & why she has cancer( Now before you hate on my mom we made up she said she sorry we are all good). The worst part was my mom side of the family & my step dad they were very mexican christen people they hated me & the fact that bi. As for my father and british His family they loved me and they supported me. Yeah having one side of the family support while the other side doesn’t hurts. As for high school they found out cause words spreads fast some supported me while some will push me & call me names like worthless fag. The worst part of high school was senior prom age 18 I was asked by a guy who I currently liked when I went to prom he & his friends organized paint to dropped on my head when I took pictures all I heard was laughter & “my date” say look at the faggot she crying. After prom I just kept to myself and graduated high school thinking I’m free. So here I am today 18 almost 19 year old Angela sitting here telling you my story about how I came out as a bisexual & I’m so happy that I’m finally me after years hiding I’m finally free to be me. I love you all & thanks for reading my story “If anyone has a problem with me being bi please feel free to have your opinions, call me names, unfollow me, im not going to be mad about your opinions thats not how i roll so i dont care what you do im happy for being the real me” -love Angela

Originally posted by soft-butch-jim-kirk

  • School admin 1 : Hey, I got a great Idea
  • School admin 2 : Yeah?
  • School admin 1 : Let's require this course that is necessary to everyday life, but useless after the basics. It's extremely difficult and no one likes it.
  • By the way, we'll tell students that their intelligence is marked by their performance in this subject and failure in the class results in failure in life.
  • School admin 2 : THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! WHAT IS IT CALLED?
  • School admin 1 : Math.
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OK SO THIS IS ACTUALLY BASED ON A STORY MY FRIEND TOLD ME,

So, in middle school she knew this girl who was as flat as her but as they moved into high school she just watched this girl get really big boobs and she said, to quote, “it made me feel really gay but also WHY didn’t I get boobs what the hell”

Ok so like same for lapidot highschool au, they knew each other in middle school and it’s not like peridot has big boobs now but Lapis just. is. flat.

  • Len: I can't believe Mick broke up with me. This is humiliating.
  • Barry: What? That's nothing.
  • *five minutes later*
  • Barry: and one time, when I was in high school, a girl's mom called me and broke up with me for her
  • Barry: There was another time where I was on a date and I tripped and broke my kneecap. And then the guy said he wasn't "feelin' it," so he left and I waited for an ambulance.
  • Barry: One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me to never call him again.
  • Barry: One girl broke up with me while we were in the shower together.
  • Barry: Skywriting isn't always positive
  • Barry: Another time, a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers, and then, when I tried to sit down, he said, "Don't eat anything.Rebecca's coming." And then he broke up with me.
  • Len: Who was Rebecca?
  • Barry: Yeah. Exactly!

anonymous asked:

the entire host club trying to explain the hickies/scratch marks that his SO gave him the night before? Sorry if it doesnt make sense!!

don’t worry about it, I totally get what you mean! thanks for the prompt ♥ also I’m so sorry this took so long I’ve been in like a writing slump

Hikaru: “Hey Hikaru, what’s that on your back? Did you get jumped or something?” When Kaoru comes in to his brother’s room looking for his phone charger, Hikaru’s in the middle of changing his shirt. His back is covered in thin red lines, and there’s what looks like a bite-mark on his shoulder.

Hikaru blushes and throws a pillow from the bed at his brother. “It’s nothing, don’t worry about it. What are you here for anyway?” Kaoru leaves after getting his charger, but Hikaru hardly notices, lost in thought about the way it felt when you were clinging to him last night.

Kaoru: “Kaoru what the hell is all over your neck?” Hikaru passes by just as Kaoru is getting out of the shower. His neck is covered in a myriad of purple marks, standing out against his skin made red by the shower. 

Blushing, Kaoru moves a hand up to cover his neck. “Nothing, don’t worry about it.” He turns and walks away, only for Hikaru to call out, “Are those scratches on your back?” He walks a little faster and blushes a little harder, but once he’s inside his room, he gently runs his fingers over the marks on his neck - the marks you put there, he remembers fondly.

Tamaki: When the club takes another trip to the beach, everyone’s excited to get out into the water. But when Tamaki takes his shirt off and suddenly a lot of the girls are screaming, it causes quite the commotion - but not in the usual manner. “Tamaki, are you alright?” “Tamaki! There’s scratch marks all over your back!” “Tamaki, did an animal attack you?”

His face would immediately flush, putting his hands out to assure the girls that he’s just fine. “It’s nothing to worry about, ladies! Please don’t worry over me in such a way, you should be enjoying your time here by the sea!” And even though he’s surround by girls, all he can thank about is you - and the way you looked in his bed the night before.

Kyoya: While the Host Club is preparing for one of their themed meetings - a Victorian Tea Party this time - and the lot of them are changing their clothes, Tamaki happens to look up and see a dark mark where Kyoya’s neck connects to his shoulder. Immediately concerned, he runs over to inspect it, only to be held at arms’ length. “But Kyoya, it looks bad! Did someone attack you? Do we need to find them and -”

“Tamaki, please stop talking. It’s not of your concern.” After assuring Tamaki that really, it wasn’t anything to be worried about and making sure the mark was covered, he smiles to himself, thinking about the way your lips felt on his skin.

Honey: When Honey comes into class and there’s a dark mark staining his jaw, Mori sees it and he rushes over in alarm, asking, “Mitsukuni, what happened?”

Honey looks up at him, smiles and says, “Nothing bad, don’t worry! I’m perfectly fine, Taka-chan!” And he is - especially when he thinks about you, and the scratches on his back, and the way it felt to know how much you were enjoying yourself.

Mori: “Takashi, are you okay?” When Mori takes off his shirt during a spar session with Honey, hoping to cool down, he doesn’t register what his cousin means at first.

Until he looks down at his chest and sees the long, thin red lines and bruise-like marks that are littered across his chest and shoulders. Blushing, he would remark, “I’m fine, Mitsukuni. Let’s continue.” But he’s a little bit distracted now - thinking of you, and what you were up to the night before, and just how he got those marks.

bts ships

Anonymous said: hi! i’m fairly new to the bts fandom and i was just wondering what are the ships in bts and the most popular ones? thanks for answering if you do!! love you and your blog!!!

ANON UR SO CUTE PLS OMG THANK U ILY TOO but anyways this post isnt about me…. its about the beauty of ships…. now this is gonna be long…. i dont know the most popular ships really but ill just tell u my personal favorites (with an *)! gifs are not mine!!

*NAMJIN (namjoon x jin):

Originally posted by namjinkiss

also known as my parents. namjoon taking on the manly father role whilst jinnie is the loving mother to bts and me. they are married and no one can tell me different just look at how he’s looking at him in the gif im screaming and they even have the same last name. you know who shares last names? married couples and family but theyre not family bc theyre married and meant to be together forever

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ifeanart  asked:

MTH???

YES THANK YOU OKAY WARNING FOR A LOT OF CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I AM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS FIC YOU HAVE NO IDEA

Okay so here is Sbj’s (the author) summary: There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.” - Camus

BUT I’LL TELL YOU MORE UNDER THE CUT AND EVERYBODY BETTER CLICK READ MORE OKAY

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anonymous asked:

okay this is embarassing but what does switzerlanding mean? like i saw that your bestfriends blog is called switzerlanding and i'm too scared to ask her about the meaning hahahaha please help me out!

Hahaha I don’t actually think there is one. I remember in high school when she made the blog and her friend suggested the name to her and she was like YEAH THATS QUIRKY!!!

@switzerlanding

  • teacher: and let the good times roll-
  • me: iN CASE GOD DOESN'T SHoOoWW [rises up out of seat]
  • class: leT THE GOOD TIMES ROLL, LET THE GOOD TIMES ROOOLLL
  • me: anD I WANT THESE WORDS TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT [flips desk over] BUT IT'S THE WRONGS THAT MAKE THE WORDS COME TO LIFE [pushes a student out seat] WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? [kicks down classroom door] IF THAT'S THE WORST YOU GOt [punches locker] BETTER PUT YOUR FINGERS BACK TO THE KEYS
  • entire school: oNE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIME
  • me: [breaks a window] THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES [throws ex-boyfriend out the window] EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T SO GREAT [throws backpack at student] HE [body slams same student] TASTES LIKE YOU
  • entire world: ONLY SWEETEERRRRR
  • Reita: continuing is the most difficult but also the most immportant thing. to finish and accomplish something makes you grow a great deal, more than anything.
  • Reita: of course I also have a lot of setbacks. 9 out of 10 times I fail. but achieving even one of my goals gives me confindence and leads to motivation for the next one. one step at a time. failure is natural. but I think, when you catch hold of one of your goals the world changes.
  • Ruki: *meeeltiiing*
  • Ruki: Rei-Chan is saying some serious stuff
  • Ruki: one thing I've never failed at would have to be the band, I guess
  • Ruki: being in a band is associated with so many things, but to keep going is what matters, you know
  • Ruki: something I failed at?...well, I failed but I didn't feel frustrated about it at the time so I don't remember.
  • Ruki: rather than failure it's stuff like mistakes and regrets that make me feel like I'm gonna lose it 🙉
  • Ruki: thoughts like "I should have done this, I should have done that" stay with me even after 10 years have passed and I can't turn back time.
  • Ruki: that's exactly what LIVES are. an endless series of "this is frustratig, I could have done more", one after another
  • Ruki: I'm writing all these serious things
  • but my head is melting away 👥
  • Ruki: the LIVES are fun! but it's something completely different to think whether I could or couldn't have done more.
  • Ruki: for example, sometimes you sing at school or something, right?
  • how did you feel about that?
  • Ruki: well, how about Karaoke?
  • Reita: let's totally go to Karaoke!
  • Ruki: let's all go and do a newsletter story on it, lol
  • Ruki: singing without Karaoke is awesome, huh lol
  • Ruki: singing in public is fun! sad songs and stuff at Karaoke.
  • apart from that, do you have those times when you listen to your favorite music and suddenly those lyrics are all about yourself and apply to your own life?
  • Ruki: you do, right? performers are those few steps ahead and write down their own uncontainable feelings and thoughts and present them on stage. that's why it's fun! but more than that it's about being able to express my lyrics well enough. it's important for me to be able to put my feelings into them.
  • Ruki: in my 2nd year of junior high school I was standing in the rain without an umbrella, getting wet and I listened to X and looked up at the sky, that's why I'm sure the work I'm doing now is my calling.
  • Ruki: when people who are in a band go to Karaoke they start with a soundcheck #stuffthathappens
  • Ruki: we're on tour soooon? what should we play?

IT’S HERE!

The masterpost of all the gymnasts among us in the gymternet fandom! Unless specified, all compete WAG for the US. Please let me know if anything is incorrect! (*edit: I added xcel gymnasts, retired gymnasts, and those currently coaching!*)

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LEVEL 10: centuryofdishonor | front-aerial | gymnastisism | gymnastlife013 

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CURRENTLY COACHING: aporgras | flipsandtwists | sarahtude | thepushyqueenofsluttown

I JUST REMEMBERED IN HIGH SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS KID CALLED DEQUANTE WHO TALKED -SO- MUCH SHIT BUT NEVER GOT HANDS BECAUSE EVERYTIME HE WAS ABOUT TO GET INTO A FIGHT HE’D YELL OUT “ WHAT YOU WANNA DO CUH, YOU WANNA FUCK ME IN THE ASS? THATS WHAT YOU WANT BRO ” AND LIKE THE HOMOPHOBIA WAS SO STRONG NIGGAS WOULD BACK DOWN CAUSE THEY DIDNT WANT TO BE SEEN GAY BUT HE TALKED -SO MUCH- SHIT LIKE OH MY GOD

LIKE ONE TIME HE WAS REALLY ABOUT TO GET JUMPED AND HAND TO GOD MY DUDE YELLED OUT “ OH SO YA’LL NIGGAS GO TAKE TURNS FUCKIN ME IN THE ASS SON? WHO GOING FIRST? WHO BOUT TO TAKE ME FIRST? WHO IM CALLIN DADDY, LET ME KNOW NIGGAS ” AND HE GOT OUT OF GETTING JUMPED i WAS SO MAd

anonymous asked:

It was Wacky Tacky day at school, so I wore my knee-high Ravenclaw over my jeans (cause that's totally wacky, lol). Anyway, the girlfriend of the senior class president, whom we call the First Lady and is also lacrosse team captain, ran over to me and we had a 20-minute chat about the joys of the Ravenclaw house. I love that Harry Potter brings everyone together even a popular senior with a nerdy freshmen.

Douchebags in the wild.
  • Me: (Talking to my cousin J (who is 31, a university online-learning administrator and also a high school track coach and oh yeah btw she’s awesome)
  • J: So there's this new guy in my office and I hate him. He cannot have a conversation of more than five minutes without mentioning that he is a Chase Private Client.
  • Me: Eww, that's obnoxious.
  • J: He steps out of the office to make calls like three times a day and he always says "Oh, I have to call my banker." Like, nobody cares, dude.
  • Me: Oh my god.
  • J: I didn't know what it was so I looked it up. You can be a Chase Private Client if you have more than $250K in assets with Chase.
  • Me: So, like, if you have a mortgage in the Chicago area.
  • J: Right. I know tons of people who'd qualify. It's not special. But he will not shut up about it.
  • Me: Wanna set a timer for how long till he mansplains something to you?
  • J: Yeah, that's already happened. Our wireless mouses don't have batteries, you have to plug them in to charge them. He kept trying to tell me to put batteries in it. Uh, there's no battery cover and it says "Plug in to charge." I may be just a girl but I do know how to read.
  • Me: That puts you a step above him, apparently.
  • J: Oh, and get this. He bragged that he went on 60 first dates last year, all of them to the Chicago Art Institute, and he said he never spends more than $20 on each date because he gets free passes to the Institute because he's a...
  • Me: ...Chase Private Client?
  • J: Yep. I said, "How many second dates did you have?" He was like...uh, a few. "How many third dates?" Yeah, none.
  • Me: They probably got sick of hearing about how he's a Chase Private Client.

ohnewtscamander  asked:

I've had the opportunity to meet Jo and what it meant to me to be able to stand in front of her and say "thank you" is indescribable. She thought I was thanking her for the autograph, and that's fine, but I wasn't. I was thanking her for a decade of life that I wouldn't have lived without Harry. I was thanking her for living to graduate high school and college. I was thanking her for living to see my nieces born and watch them grow to call Harry my boyfriend. Thank you, Jo, for my life.

joshcfan05  asked:

Josh, in your video "What Do You Believe In" you called yourself weak for listening to all the bullies, but I don't think you were weak! If you were weak you would have stopped making videos and gave up doing what you love because of all the mean stuff haters would say! But, you didn't! You made videos for your fans anyway and to me, that's pretty strong of you! I'm not trying to say you're wrong, I just wanna let you know what I think! I love you. :) <3

You’re way too incredible. Thank you. The emotions I went through in high school were the worst. It hurt so badly every time I heard somebody wanting to play my videos in front of the class. It was hell. I would even hide these emotions from all my family and friends because I was embarrassed to say how lonely I was. But somewhere in me, I KNEW how much I loved making the videos and how I wanted to make people happy so I let go of what these kids were saying and pushed on. I pushed every single day. High school was the worst and I didn’t enjoy it one bit. But I KNEW after high school, it would get better and it did. AND now I’m so happy I kept pushing and letting go of what these kids said. 

Thank you for this encouraging post. I’m stoked I stuck with it so I could make you happy. That’s the most important part.

To anyone reading this now who’s still in high school and getting beat up… I went through the same thing. NEVER GIVE UP. It gets better. You’re put through these rough spots to grow! Keep your head up. You’re bigger than the bully trying to mess with you. It’s their loss. Live your life to the fullest and seek happiness.