thats what i'll call it for short

  • Crowley: I have one rule: make a deal, keep it.
  • Guy: Well technically, I didn't...
  • Crowley: There's a reason we don't call our chits in early: consumer confidence. This isn’t Wall Street, this is Hell! We have a little something called integrity. If this gets out, who'll deal with us? Nobody! Then, where are we?
  • Guy: I don't know.
  • Crowley: That's right, you don't, because you're a stupid, short-sighted little prat. Now, hand the jackass over, I'll cancel every deal he's made.
  • Dean: What are you going to do with him?
  • Crowley: Make an example of him
  • Sirius: *pulled on the table*
  • Sirius: Moooonyyyyyyyy
  • Sirius: Something bad has happened
  • Sirius: I...
  • Sirius: I think i'm pregnant
  • Sirius: I think i'll have a baby
  • Sirius: oh god, i don't want a baby
  • Remus: *stop reading*
  • Remus: *sighs*
  • Remus: *look the belly of Sirius*
  • Remus: Sirius, you piece of shit, you're not pregnant
  • Remus: That's called "Too many snacks of Hogwarts kitchen"
  • Remus: Now, leave me alone and let me read
  • Sirius: ...
  • Sirius: wait
  • Sirius: Is not a baby?
  • Remus: no
  • Sirius: so
  • Sirius: Does that mean i'm fat?
  • Remus: well, maybe
  • Sirius: *squints*
  • Remus: okay, a little
  • Sirius: *extremly opens eyes*
  • Sirius: OH GOD, I'M FAT
  • Sirius: SIRIUS SEXY BLACK IS FAT
  • Sirius: I CAN'T BE FAT
  • Sirius: WHAT WILL THE GIRLS?
  • Sirius: WHAT WILL ALL HOGWARTS?
  • Sirius: *shortness of breath*
  • Sirius: Moony...
  • Sirius: I THINK I'LL HAVE A CRISIS
  • Remus: *hit his head on the table*