thats totally not one of my dogs

Hawkeye (2012) #11

reddhoodie  asked:

Oh, and is it okay to request another one? "We are not going to steal someone's dog" with Barry Allen? :D If possible could the reader also be a metahuman? If not that's totally fine also, no worries.

“Oh my god! Barry, look at the baby!” Barry turned in the direction his girlfriend was pointing, expecting to see an actual child. Instead, he was met with the sight of a small white puffball that appeared to be a dog.

“That’s not a baby, Y/N, that’s a puppy.” Barry said with a laugh.

“Whatever it is, I want it.” Y/N said as she started to move towards the dog.

“We are not going to steal someone’s dog” Barry said as he pulled her back. 

Y/N pouted and sighed. Barry let go of her arm and she teleported over to the dog and grabbed it. 

“What the actual fuck, Y/N!” Barry said as he raced over. “Give the dog back to them.”

“You’ll have to catch me first!” She laughed as she teleported away. She fully intended to return the dog after she had given it the cuddles it deserved.

(900 follower celebration)

leokoat  asked:

Didn't you do a TRC fanart with like, Adam saying 'the economy' and then blue and adam bursting into laughter???? I could be totally wrong but I went through your trc and the raven cycle tags and didn't see a similar artwork. but like. I /remember/ it and now im 80% sure it exists and 20% sure it was some weird dream. Anyway if you know what I'm talking about I love that post so much. All of your TRC works are amazing and I love them. The hot dog cologne one has a special place in my heart.

yeah i did!!! i actually posted it in my main blog here! thats probably why you couldnt find it. and the hot dog cologne is a #classic thank you!!!!!!

Nancy Drew PC Games inspired starters;
  • "It's locked."
  • "I've fought imaginary elves that were stronger than you!"
  • "With that amount of swagger you'd think he'd invented sand."
  • "Fight the power!"
  • "Never trust the cute ones, they know what they can get away with."
  • "Who taught you how to drive? Was it the stupidest dog on earth? Because that's what it looks like!"
  • "I was naughty, but from now on, i'll be nice. I promise."
  • "Your secret is safe with me. Along with your heart."
  • "Your boyfriend's cute, and you were in the clink. I think I'm blameless here."
  • "Wow, I do not care about that problem."
  • "I may have to cut this short, Hal. Someone just climbed out of my wardrobe."
  • "I'm not into pushy girls. Do me a favor. Go bother someone else."
  • "In case you hadn't noticed I'm totally off subject here."
  • "One more thing, you smoke?"
  • "What happened to your mother?"
  • "Ideas aren't dangerous until you try to bottle them up."
  • "I fell for her like a Black Tuesday banker."
  • "My faith in her is stronger than my fear for her."
  • "I wanted to be her when I grew up. But then one day I was older than my older sister, and older still today."
  • "Be a little good, be a little bad, be who you are."
  • "I like watching travelers. Trying to imagine the worlds they carry with them in their little head."
  • "Aliens are here. We're all Aliens. Earth started with bacteria on asteroids."
  • "Shouldn't I have some big life plan? Everyone else does!"
  • "Your mind is like a ravenous monkey, gobbling up every banana in it's path."
  • "I called you because you're a skeptic."
  • "If they ever make procrastination a crime, I'm done for."
  • "The man has no talent."
  • "Just make sure you're not sticking your neck out for someone who doesn't deserve your trust!"
  • "Stuff. I want stuff. New stuff that's just like this old stuff, but different."
  • "I wasn't sure if you were at a party or had gotten murdered! Either way it would've been nice to have been invited!"
  • "Sweet as the smell of fried chicken."
  • "The worst monsters are self made."
  • "Where's your youthful cynicism?"
  • "That's pretty philosophical for a guy wearing boots."
  • "I'm running away now. Please don't tell anyone which way I went."
  • "There's nothing like love to bring order to a scattered world."
  • "I can't believe I'm praying for a ransom note to show up."
  • "That girl doesn't deserve you."
  • "Everything's okay... Ow never mind, everything is a problem. Call the hospital."
  • "Ghosts are just what happen when guilty people let their imagination run wild."
  • "It was a mistake. I screwed up and I accept responsibility."
  • "I don't know why you feel the need to stick your big, fat nose where it doesn't belong."
  • "Do you dare mock the supernatural?"
  • "Dead languages aren't really my bag."
  • "I don't know if I'm going crazy, or I'm already there."
  • "I've always felt out of step with the world."
  • "Met officially? What with papers and a stamp?"
  • "The whale is getting impatient."
  • "I just wanted to tell you that I've always--!"
  • "Talking to him is like trying to converse with a giant turnip."
  • "You can't keep everyone safe. No matter how hard you try."
  • "A ghost doesn't need to be real to haunt you."
  • "Its... Good to see you two back together."
  • "You are more precious to me than 10,000 treasures put together."
  • "But nothing is as good as getting a letter from you."
Juliet

So my family has three dogs.
One of the girls got pregnant because of the neighbor’s Doberman. 

He is a pure breed Doberman and momma is a Lab mix. Well, she gave birth to 12 pups. 2 stillborn and the runt didn’t make it past day 3. 

So we were left with 9 little Dobe/Lab mix rascals. All have been given wonderful homes except for the last one. 

She’s the same coloring as her momma but has her daddy’s paws and snout. 

She’s a rich chocolate brown with a white strip down her chest and a little white on the right hind paw. 

Her name just for the sake of people coming over and identifying them was Socks (because of the white on her paw) 

But I got some pretty awesome news today when I went to my parent’s place to visit. 

The puppy is mine! Now I did ask if I could keep one after I moved out of my apartment (because it is not pet-friendly) since the place I will have will indeed be my own. 

I had no idea my parents were going to keep one for me and never thought they would be okay with keeping one until I did have my own place. 

While I got to spend the day with the pup I couldn’t help but automatically think about Crowley and Juliet and just I said the name in my head and fell in love. 

For a solid hour, I tried the name out to see how she would respond. 

AND SHE RESPONDS TO JULIET BETTER/MORE THAN SHE RESPONDS TO SOCKS! 

I’ve never actually had my own dog before and the fact that she’s just barely two months and mine. Just makes me so happy. She loves to play but also loves to cuddle which is the greatest thing in the world because I need cuddle buddies as well as someone who will force me to be more physically active. 

Here are some pictures of my precious little Hellhound ♥3♥

princessiwaoi  asked:

hey! so ik you most likely feel like shit, and thats totally fine, dude. be as sad as you want, its a normal emotion. i hope you feel better soon! youre a very good person, one who i admire from afar! and its fine to have moments where you just dont feel as good as normal. and you know, it might get better, and it might not. for now, its better to cry than just bottling your emotions. I hope you pet a dog today!

thank you friend!! 💕 honestly i cried so many times today, not just in my room but also on the beach and in a restaurant bathroom, and i felt super pathetic. :’) ohh and i did get to pet a dog, i finally got to pet mine when i finally came home today ;o;

anonymous asked:

OMG CAN YOU MAKE THAT SOLANGELO #20 A LONG FIC WITH MORE CHAPTERS OR SOMETHING!?!?!? IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! (if you can't/don't want to that's totally chill I just wanted you to know that I really loved it) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ ;D

I’ll definitely consider it!! I think I’ve probably mentioned this before, but jock!Will and punk!Nico is one of my favorite AU’s. For now, how about some headcanons?

  • Will plays three sports (soccer, track and field, and basketball), but soccer is his favorite
  • Nico doesn’t play any sports, but he’s a great artist and an excellent drummer
  • Will’s really popular with girls and is notorious for being a “ladykiller,” but he doesn’t do it on purpose; it’s more like, he’s just really, really nice to everybody and kind of awkward and puppy-dog cute, and the ladies eat it up
  • He’s basically the kind of person who volunteers at the Food Shelf on the weekend, cries when he has to swat a fly, and gets bumped into and then apologizes profusely
  • Nico, on the other hand, once bumped into someone and then punched them
  • After Bianca died of cancer, he started acting out, dying his hair weird colors, picking fights with kids at school. He also stops smiling, and it becomes one of Will’s greatest missions to get Nico to smile, any way that he can
  • He is not above tickling
  • (The Great Tickling Fiasco of sophomore year ended with two awkward boners, one broken nose, and a very, very uncomfortable couple days where neither could quite look in the other’s eyes)
  • Nico isn’t really bullied, because he’s not an easy target (he’s beauty he’s grace he’ll punch you in the face), but he is avoided. Will is the first person since Bianca to treat him like a person
  • Nico falls for Will before Will falls for Nico. Or, at least, Nico gets it before Will does
  • Honestly, he’s just glad it’s not another swim team kid
  • Nico tries to educate Will in music and film; Will tries to get Nico to exercise and eat right. Neither fully succeeds, but both start to rub off on the other in weird ways
  • (No, that was not a euphemism, get your minds out of the gutter)
  • Will wearing Nico’s leather jacket!!
  • Nico blushing when Will smiles at him!!!!
  • Will flipping people off for staring at them in the hallway, and Nico almost passing out from the shock!!!!!!!
  • Video game wars
  • C h e e s y  d a t e  n i g h t s
  • Basically I have a lot of emotions
Dad Gabe & Jack headcanons
  • The moment the kids are big enough, (means 5years old) They start doing breakfast for their dads. They sneak out, before JAck&GAbe wake up and make a breakfast, that they bring them up to their bedroom. 
  • Homework is important and either Jack or GAbe sit down everyday and make them together with the kids
  • One of the kids comes home with a few bruises from a fight and a bloody nose, totally proud and full of adrenaline. 
    They go to Gabe and tell him how they had a fight with one of the classmates. They didnt start it but they could defend themselves and Gabe is all “Yesssss thats my girl/boy! Did you used the trick I showed you?” But jack in the background glares at them both, and both of them get a time-out
  • Jack is a mother hen
  • Gabe is the one going to parents meetings because he can argument, loudly, Jack is too polite for such things
    “Helen we will NOT do it how you want it”
  • The eldest one of them has the most creative style of swearing, totally making Gabe proud r
  • Both of them are really protective over their children and fully support them
  • They call their kids “smol heroes”
  • they have a dog named Buttercup and a cat named Brutus
  • Their children can crawl up into their bed between them, even when they will be like 20 years old. 
  • If you need a hug, you get a hug.
  • Jack finds Gabe often fallen asleep with a book in his hand in the kids bed. 
  • And GAbe finds jack with the kids in the garden taking a nap after playing baseball or some kind of sport

Please add more I love domestic AUs

So @smol-antonio and I were talking, and my brain ran away so have some daisuga headcanons

  • Suga totally watches MitchiriNeko
  • And he plays Neko Atsume
  • he always texts Daichi when he gets a new cat
  • “tubbs is an asshole, but I love him sm”
  • he doodles the kitties in all his school journals all the time
  • daichi hates cats
  • a cat scratched him as a child and it got infected so he hates them with a passion
  • daichis a dog person
  • suga seeing an abandoned cat on the road, and daichis just like, nO, but sugas all “DAICHI PLEASE LOOK HES SO LONELY AND COLD”
  • daichi gives in the end as long as he can get a dog
  • they get a tosa inu puppy
  • the cat and dog bond instantly
  • asahi is scared of the cat, but not the giANT DOG
  • suga teases him for it
  • they take the dog out twice a week for a walk
  • suga totally buys one of those cat space backpack things so he can take the cat too
  • daichi would probably name the dog something stupidly simple like “tank” or “buster” or whatever the Japanese equivalent is
  • and suga is DYING CAUSE “daichi thats so stupid name him something ORIGINAL”
  • but he cant say shit cause its daichis dog

i have so many feels

Joel (Vinesauce) Sentence Meme
  • : --|) Send one and see how my muse reacts!
  • --> [ WINDOWS XP DESTRUCTION ] <--
  • "It's a little old, ____."
  • "He has like, spikes too, right?"
  • "God, I can't stand it, even ironically."
  • "The trick is to just spam it."
  • "IT'S LOOKING GOOD."
  • "NAKED LADIES?! WHAT?!"
  • "Oh god, my poor computer..."
  • "How about... Expand Dong?"
  • "I'll show you all the bestality porn to corrupt you."
  • "This is like the olden days of ____, where you just _____."
  • "Now we got that we gotta add some WACKY EFFECTS."
  • "Safe installer? Probably the safest installer in the world."
  • "Still up after all these years, what the hell..."
  • "THE JAMMINEST."
  • "And my friend with no talent, he would always ____."
  • "WHOSE BEEN DRAWING DICKS?"
  • "Kup teraz!"
  • "More like my credit card information."
  • "Love the sound of that."
  • "It's like it's a nuke about to blow off and we're sitting here at the safe distance."
  • --> [ CORPSE IN THE FRIDGE ] <--
  • "BRONY JOKE."
  • "With my wah."
  • "I don't care what anyone else thinks, I think you're hot."
  • "MOCK APPEARANCE?"
  • "Oh goddamn, you're ugly."
  • "You've got some issues, and I'm not sticking around to deal with them."
  • "Don't insult him, he's a god of shapeshifting."
  • "No, not in the toilet."
  • "HELP."
  • "Sick moves."
  • "Aw, what the hell...."
  • "Morning ritual - take a shit in the bush."
  • "I made him into a vegetable, man!"
  • "I JUST WANT SOME FUCKIN' JUICE."
  • "Goddamnit, ____, not again! You smug piece of poop."
  • "I am crying so bad."
  • "A moment like this needs music like this."
  • --> [ POKEDRAW ] <--
  • "Alright. I know the ____ really good."
  • "You know this is gonna be a fuckin' disaster."
  • "Lil' wink."
  • "How do I make him blue fast?!"
  • "Swiggity swooty, I am comin' for the booty."
  • "They are born with pants. These pants are flesh."
  • "BOO. BOOOO. SPOOKY HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER."
  • "Fucking great. Fuckin' ace."
  • "Lookit him. Give him some rose tinted fifties cheeks."
  • "Oh great. More horses."
  • "BEES. ....I hate bees."
  • "Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog?"
  • "This got grim so quick."
  • "How's he sitting?"
  • "Juicy."
  • "He looks like Dracula now."
  • "I'm gonna blow your mind."
  • "Somebody glued a Wheetabix to the cat."
  • "He looks like a cinnamon bun!!"
  • "This guy's goin' to work!"
  • "I can do this!"
  • "I tried. That's a bootleg ____ if I ever saw one."
  • "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home."
  • "He's got MIND BULLETS."
  • "This is not Zubat. It's AAAAAAAAGAAGHAGGHAHGA."
  • "This is totally the worst ever."
  • "Now we're stuck with... THIS!"
  • "Why did I put a dead skeleton on my face?!"
  • "Ugh, more birds."
  • "Everytime you hug them, it's a face full of spikes. Edgelord."
  • --> [ WINDOWS 7 DESTRUCTION ] <--
  • "What is technology?!"
  • "It's magic, ___, it's magic."
  • "It looks like a plate of oatmeal."
  • "This child has no idea what she's doing."
  • "I will change this for the better!"
  • "This doesn't look fishy at all."
  • "Oh my god guys. This comment section is from fake people."
  • "To make idiots think it's safe!"
  • "I DIDN'T DO THAT!!!"
  • "That's the most honest name for something. ____ Blaster. You will have nothing left."
  • "When I was 11 years old, I had a desktop stripper."
  • "The worst part, I couldn't get it off my ____, so I had to ask my dad to help me."
  • "Yes, I WANT THE GUN. GIMME THE GUN."
  • "Please, give me Jesus!"
  • "THE POPE! THE POPE!"
  • "IT EVEN SCROLLS!!"
  • "Oh, my sweet Jesus... There's Jesus."
  • "OH, THERE'S A BURNING SUPERDEATH SWORD!!!"
  • "Nothing says this's more welcome than a creepy smiley repeatedly jamming a welcome sign into his crotch."
  • "Don't stop, keep injecting me those smilies."
  • "I dunno what he's doing, but that cannot be a good way to live your life."
  • "It pains me to do this, and it will be the only one ever."
  • "This is a worse idea than the time I drank a martini with my eye, I legit did that once."
  • "I thought that everything was fine. But no. No no no no no."
  • "Animated Christmas Tree For Desktop?! Yes!"
  • "Look at it! It's the worst thing ever!"
  • "THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT ON THE SCREEN I CAN'T EVEN SEE."
  • "I blame you! You did this, you did this!"
  • "THIRTY?! ONE IS NOT ENOUGH!?!"
  • "Two hundred dollars?! For a MIDI?!"
  • "It sounds like farting in a bathtub. BLEUB."
  • "This is the worst image."
  • --> [ BREAKING ALIEN ISOLATION ] <--
  • "Pretty leggums."
  • "What if you have a bad dream in hypersleep and you can't wake up?"
  • "What is that?! That's the face of a strangle murderer!"
  • "Hey, we can do this. Hey, we can do this."
  • "GO FOR THE GOLD! .....FUCK."
  • "Guys, it's a spooky ghost in the vents! Go away!"
  • "Save me, Pochahontas! Save me!"
  • "Alien, please pry me off this thing."
  • "What're you waiting for! DO IT NOW!"
  • "Come on, I dare you!"
  • "'Advanced AI is unparalleled', my ass."
  • "Space poosy."
  • "He chucked a fuckin' traffic cone at me!"
  • "I see London, I see France, I see a dumbshit alienpants."
  • "Ok, drink up."
  • "Fuck you, karma."
  • "This guy's badly programmed. Like a bootleg OS."
  • "It's jazz, but in space!"
  • --> [ INSANE MARIO BOOTLEGS ] <--
  • "So uh, what exactly is this?"
  • "I'm afraid there's gonna be boobs."
  • "IS THAT JARJAR BINKS?!"
  • "What the shit is this!?!"
  • "Why is one of those Russian castles being pulled apart; what the fuck?"
  • "Hide in shame."
  • "GRAND DAD. FLINTSTONES?!"
  • "Oh, dios mio."
  • "Nah, screw it."
  • "What in mother Mary's name is this?"
  • "Why am I doing like this twerk-a-thon?"
  • "Am I a furry?"
  • "Shameful. Shame on you."
  • "Pronounce this."
  • "You know what seals the deal for me? When shit's got that rainbow tint to it..."
  • "Ohhhh... That's SONIC."
  • "Wait a minute, that music...."
  • "Woooooow."
  • "Let's see how they did this."
  • "That's just being so illiterate it's beyond anything else."
  • "Good face there, _____."
  • "It's Windows 2000...."
  • "What we have here is an enigma."
  • "Play it, maestro."
  • --> [ LINK THE MURDERER ] <--
  • "Is that a tinted mustache?!"
  • "What are you fuckin' wearing?"
  • "Yeah. Yeah! Yeah!!"
  • "This music is not helping at all."
  • "Let's see how big you can go."
  • "You know those advertisements on the internet that're like, 'try this new cure; I did and I got RIIIIIIIIIPPED'."
  • "PLEASE NEVER TALK AGAIN."
  • "Chest break?! Crack neck? Holy shit."
  • "Knock him out with a punch."
  • "Why are you having a conversation? He just went down cold."
  • "OH SHIT, 'E DIED."
  • "Go home. GO HOME."
  • "That's all I need, baby."
  • "Replace your sadness with piss."
  • "Can I body slam a BABY?!"
  • "Let's order a pizza."
  • "Nothing tastes as good as... Toilet joint pizza ghost party."
  • "Ghost... You want some pizza?"
  • "Oh no, what exactly is this?"
  • "I killed death. I killed a concept."
  • "Great. I've killed so many people that they blend into society now."
  • "That's just the weak leaving your body."
  • "I'm too busy to care. Fire? Whatever."
  • "The brain, brain, brain, brain, bRAIN."
  • "I'll be having children's tears on the rocks."
  • --> [ BEST OF DOS ] <--
  • "NAILED IT!"
  • "What's the worst that could happen?"
  • "I believe my patient is balls high."
  • "It's not brain surgery, but it is surgery."
  • "Strange, I've never seen a doctor operate with his bare hands before."
  • "How fucking dare you, alright?"
  • "I am back... for MORE."
  • "To understand surgery, you must also understand flesh."
  • "SATAAAAN. YAAAS. YAAAAAS. YAAAAAAAAAS."
  • "It's like crayons, but with more gore."
  • "I was a surgeon, but now I CAN FLY."
  • "HIGHWAAAY TO THE DANGER ZOOONE."
  • "The MIDI zone."
  • "Light the pipeweed."
  • "Put pipeweed in Frodo."
  • "YeeeAAAAH. YEAH. YEAH."
  • "I killed him 'cause he was hogging the bong!"