Oh my god that tag about the feathers potentially tasting like garlic made me think of the part in Iron Man 2 when Tony "Ugh, that tastes like coconut... and metal". Now picture that with a magic-eating vampire licking one of the feathers (and if you don't know what I'm talking about here's a 19 second youtube clip of the scene /watch?v=T2RDIzbQiVY)
I haven’t actually seen Iron Man 2 so I’m glad you included the link! That’s pretty much exactly the face I was imagining. A+ accuracy.