thats the only friend i can tag bc no one else in this picture has tumblr

wait-imlost  asked:

yay! can you do a svt blog!au

hello hello hello there!! This is really late so i hope it cuts it ;; anw this is gon be a series of svt!blog aus and im starting with junbabe bc why not

* ok so jerry wen junhui mf king of china is a casual tumblr user
* Ykno, the type to just use tumblr bc everybody else has it and he gets to post pics of himself looking v hot without judgement unlike ig
* probs only do reblogs n nvr puts anything in the tags.. like eVER
* has a picture of himself as his header and uses the mobile tumblr theme with black n white as theme colors yesyes v classy
* Lmao did i say classy??? Ok i lied he reblogs the shitposts that his friends joshua n vernon post on the daily
* so how did u meet the magnificent wen junhui? welp kids it started when u were looking for cool peeps to follow and u somehow stumble upon this jun blog thats on ur tumblr discover page
* So u hit em up with a “i like wen junhui u like him too wassup”
* and after that u stalked that persons blog and all u see r pups n svt reblogs?????? And sum rly good af junhui shitposts ok basically uR SHOOK
* but then u dont see any tags so :( no clue ab personality
* So after a couple of minutes the person replied and said a cute hi with an equally cute gif awwwwwwww
* So u guys talked ab svt and wen junhui and u guys freak out ab him and stuff and decide to tag each other to share the blessings
* Little did u kno that was the actual junhui n u were professing ur lov for him EVERYDAY wOW
* so back on junhui
* Ok so he met u online and he was like????? Shit someone wants to be my friend on tumblr i betta check em out
* He was also v confused at first so he asked tumblr pro!joshua what to do in a situation like this where hes disguising as a fanblog n a fan wants to be friends with them
* So he befriended u n stuff but promised the Hong^tm to nvr reveal himself to u n now ur basically bffs with him n u tag him stuff u think he should see and he goes by the name June as a disguise
* JUNE TF HES SO LAZY TO THINK OF AN ALTERNATE NAME
* One day u did one of those selfie tags n u tagged him on it and the moment he saw that he was like ,,,bOI SHE GORGEOUS IM WEAK
* He messages u n says shit like “hey wanna hear a joke?”
* You: “do u even need to ask”
* Him: “r u a mint”
* You: “i can feel the greasiness already but why”
* Him: “because were MINT to be 😉😉😉”
* Basically everyone likes u both and sometimes u get anons asking if u n june are a thing?¿!
* And it got u were like,,, do i rly like him??? Am i falling for him?? gtgtgGTGTF BYE
* Junhui gets those anons too and he just laughs amd ignores them all bc its obv he likes u and the whole tumblr community already knows ab it
* I mean bro everytime u n june talk,, he makes u fall so much but u try to control urself bc u hvemt even seen his face yet n ur falling wtf babshshha
* Even the lil things he says r so cute like “i hope u had a great day”, “tell me when u get home”, “be safe”
* Basically best bff/potential bf ever
* So one day u decided to ask him to skype u n he was like,,,, uhm bro maybe we can do this another time n u were like nah june its all good i look disgusting rn too
* But he keeps on saying no so ur like :((((( but i wanna see u n talk to u :(((
* But all he does is sENDS PICS OF HIMSELF n ur so confused bc why is june suddenly spamming u with pics of junhui ur so ??????¿¿¿¿?!???¿
* “Dat me”
* N u laugh so much bc he cheers u up by using his lame jokes
* Some month later, its ur bday n someone dropped a video on ur submission box n uR SHOOK BC IT CAME FR JUNE
* AND ITS A VIDEO OF JUNHUI SAYING HAPPY BDAY ILYSM N UR SHOOK?????
* U THINK JUNE EDITED IT OUT OF A PAST VLIVE
* THEN THE KIDS AROUND HIM AKA JOSH HOSH N BOO ARE TEASING HIM N CALLING HIM “JUNE”
* “….ok im wen junhui not june but also jun ok i used that as a disguise bc i cant run around tumblr saying that im junhui .. R u mad at me :(((”
* And honestly u were laughing and screaming n so many emotions r running thru ur head rn and all u can think of is “fuck im bffs with junhui n he told me he loves me,,,, goodbye to my main bias, hello irl bias junhui”
* So after u calmed down u were both pree chill on it and u guys r still bffs, its just dat he confessed he likes u but ur not ready for a relationship yet
* Junhui is such a gentleman,, and every convo with him on skype includes u ranting ab school n him looking v tired but happy to see u
* U dont tell this to any mutual on tumblr tho bc its junhuis golden rule
* imagine how many sasaengs would literally kill to b u rn
* In every interview junhui does n they ask him ab friends, he always mention this girl overseas (u) that he loves talking to everyday
* MINGHAO SENDS DEATH GLARES
* “Yo minghao can u tell junhui to call me back? I just rly need to tell him something”
* Minghao: “hey jun ur babe called n wanted to say sonething to u, but first, $5 per word”
* Junhui: “..ill call her myself”