thats probably not normal

heh 

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a soft and beautiful man and the sharp asshole that lives in his house

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Added gag gem of Chantal Janzen’s last performance (dutch production) you might have missed so I translated this bit for y’all to enjoy! (x)

turtledove-doodles  asked:

*le gasp* ;w; does senpai have other characters that i am unaware of?

AND HERE’S THE CHARACTER I DON’T NEED TO MENTION BUT HE’S MAD AT ME ANYWAY BECAUSE HE’S SUCH A SPOILED BRAT

Friendly reminder that Weiss PROBABLY was holding herself back from jumping straight into Ruby’s arms just like she did with Yang. She most likely wanted to, with every fiber of her being. But she didn’t, because she KNEW how important it was for those two to reunite and as always, put them above herself.

WEISS SCHNEE IS A GIFT TO THIS WORLD.

it always confuses me when superman gets drawn burlier than batman. i mean we dance around it but superman is basically super strong due to space magic. he could be a weedy lil string bean and he’d still be able to lift a bus. i’m not saying the muscles don’t help, or that he doesn’t probably have magic space muscles. i’m just saying, all of batman’s strength is muscle-dependant. he has no space magics. in my head he is the more burly of the two just out of necessity. i know he’s kind of got the gymnast thing going on but like. i imagine bruce wayne as more barrel-y and clark kent as more dorito-y. i don’t know why i’m telling you this except that i’m dealing with the realization that this is not the standard assumption.

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Transformers 🤖

I decided to watch Yuri!!! on Ice a week ago. I’ve now watched it twice through in four days, plus showing people the first couple eps. And now I’ve channeled my feelings into thisss

I needed something between Yuri’s last fs and the kiss and cry TAT

sometimes, i tell lies.

you see my english is different than yours, i tell you its interesting when its not and i tell you i’m fine when i’m not.

you often use the word cute.

and i mean to normal people thats probably a good thing, but i use cute in a sarcastic manner. 

cute. i say, emphasizing the the period - with a sneer in my voice.

simply put, i’m a liar.

so why don’t you call be beautiful? or pretty? or smart? or sexy? or hot? or kind? or not?

because when you say things that my brain interprets as a lie, you send my thoughts rolling around like crashing waves in the beaches of my mind.

and i wish it could stop.

even if it was just for a second.

the thoughts are too fast! the lies are too good! the anxiety is too much! 

and maybe i’m a liar, but i don’t know how to deal with it.

i mean i say i do but i don’t and i don’t why i do that. its like i don’t want attention but something inside of me is begging for yours.

i can’t understand myself. i guess that makes me strange.

but i’m confused.

and i don’t know how to make life stop.

My oc Teagan in H2 from this post . 

Thanks for requesting her @solicoolios

Do you think Kara tried to pull the “Kara Danvers was a mistake” shit only for Lena to drag Supergirl’s ass back home and sit her down for a serious human to clueless alien talk on why Kara is important and how Mon-El was an abusive frat boy, powerpoint presentation and all including a whole slide of Mon-El’s forehead and how fucked it is?

me: i’m gonna run a hot bath to relax & warm myself up

me, 5 minutes after getting in the tub when my bp drops so low i can barely crawl out: that was a dumb idea