thats probably not normal

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a soft and beautiful man and the sharp asshole that lives in his house

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Added gag gem of Chantal Janzen’s last performance (dutch production) you might have missed so I translated this bit for y’all to enjoy! (x)

turtledove-doodles  asked:

*le gasp* ;w; does senpai have other characters that i am unaware of?

AND HERE’S THE CHARACTER I DON’T NEED TO MENTION BUT HE’S MAD AT ME ANYWAY BECAUSE HE’S SUCH A SPOILED BRAT

it always confuses me when superman gets drawn burlier than batman. i mean we dance around it but superman is basically super strong due to space magic. he could be a weedy lil string bean and he’d still be able to lift a bus. i’m not saying the muscles don’t help, or that he doesn’t probably have magic space muscles. i’m just saying, all of batman’s strength is muscle-dependant. he has no space magics. in my head he is the more burly of the two just out of necessity. i know he’s kind of got the gymnast thing going on but like. i imagine bruce wayne as more barrel-y and clark kent as more dorito-y. i don’t know why i’m telling you this except that i’m dealing with the realization that this is not the standard assumption.

I decided to watch Yuri!!! on Ice a week ago. I’ve now watched it twice through in four days, plus showing people the first couple eps. And now I’ve channeled my feelings into thisss

I needed something between Yuri’s last fs and the kiss and cry TAT

My oc Teagan in H2 from this post . 

Thanks for requesting her @solicoolios

sometimes, i tell lies.

you see my english is different than yours, i tell you its interesting when its not and i tell you i’m fine when i’m not.

you often use the word cute.

and i mean to normal people thats probably a good thing, but i use cute in a sarcastic manner. 

cute. i say, emphasizing the the period - with a sneer in my voice.

simply put, i’m a liar.

so why don’t you call be beautiful? or pretty? or smart? or sexy? or hot? or kind? or not?

because when you say things that my brain interprets as a lie, you send my thoughts rolling around like crashing waves in the beaches of my mind.

and i wish it could stop.

even if it was just for a second.

the thoughts are too fast! the lies are too good! the anxiety is too much! 

and maybe i’m a liar, but i don’t know how to deal with it.

i mean i say i do but i don’t and i don’t why i do that. its like i don’t want attention but something inside of me is begging for yours.

i can’t understand myself. i guess that makes me strange.

but i’m confused.

and i don’t know how to make life stop.

  • Akutagawa: I love your hair..
  • Atsushi: What?
  • Akutagawa: I said I love...the air but you're polluting it with your presence at the moment!

anonymous asked:

What are dakis?

Dakimakura, it’s essentially a body pillow case with a character on them. I need to sleep with a body pillow as I have nerve problems and it makes my hands curl up to my chest and cause pain unless I hold something to stretch out my arms so I might as well have fun with it.

Too sleepy to keep typing coherently. Will bring you something tomorrow, I promise! 

Can’t think of good advice to leave you with, except maybe to brush your hair before you shower. Getting rid of the tangles will make it easier to wash.

I love you! Make good choices!

  • Ukai: I can't help but notice you're getting cold feet, kiddos. I know you're all probably nervous. And that's normal - you guys really don't stand a chance here, so I don't blame you. But, there's an old saying that might help: "Have you had your break today?"
  • Daichi: I'm pretty sure that's a McDonald's slogan.
  • Ukai: Yeah, cuz you're gonna get grilled, son!
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I guess a hero’s work is never done – not even on Halloween :U

Heeeyy here’s that bonus that should’ve been finished with the picture on the day it was meant for! I should apologize for re-using the background… should. Sadly I’m too busy crediting @iwritevoreporn as a big inspiration to the glory that is wolf!Riku vore to feel anything so petty as immense regret

@sevi007 replied to your post :  I freaking graduated man. No more…

CONGRATULATIONS! =D (Not for the headache, though, get well soon!) *sends good vibes*

@nofluffynobunneh  replied to your post :  I freaking graduated man. No more…

congratulations! :0 well done! it was probably worth the wait, and now you can get that well deserved rest!

@disasterartistfangirl  replied to your post :  I freaking graduated man. No more…

AHHHH!! CONGRATS!!!!! -throws confetti- Hope your headaches goes away quickly though!

AhHHhHHh//// THANK YOU ALL! <3 ˚✧₊⁎( ノ^ω^)ノ゚⁎⁺˳✧༚ I’m so happy to be done! And my headache has gone away as well! I had some dinner and two frozen lemonades and felt a lot better c: Time for the next walk of life it seems /has absolutely no idea what the hell im gonna do/  It’ll work out eventually I guess xD

yes, gender is complicated. yes, there are a lot of gender identities youve probably never heard of. but thats only because cis people have normalized their own gender identities so much that it makes trans and nonbinary people seem nonexistant. so stop blaming trans and nonbinary people for the confusion they never even caused because i promise, this situation is much harder for them than it is for you.

You know about the thing where Dean brings Cas coffee and it’s such a normal gesture but it’s also not because one, Cas doesn’t technically need to eat or drink at all, and two, it’s Dean’s subconscious way of asking him to stay?

That’s a thing, right? Right.

Now imagine Dean and Cas sharing coffee.

Dean bringing Cas a cup, and then later, when he thinks Cas is not looking, he takes a sip too and Cas complains because “Hey, that’s my coffee”
And Dean grins and says, “Yeah, but I get to drink from it too”
And then they look at each other for a moment, and something unspoken passes between them and then Cas nods and Dean smiles and it’s like something just slots into place right then…

And if that’s not some romantic shit there, I don’t know what is

I have never played a game of dnd but just basing off the fact that humans are a “jack of all trades” race, humans sound real boring to me

ponyregrets  asked:

I had a long day so 💗

Chash I love everything you write so, so much. It’s honestly the gold fic standard to which I hold my own writing. That you’re able to flesh out characters and plots so well in such a wide variety of different scenarios/worlds is incredible to me. And beyond that, you’re super nice, very chill in a fandom that tends to swerve away from chillness, and well versed in the joys of 90s era anime which you know is something I appreciate.

send me a 💗 and i’ll give you a compliment!

anonymous asked:

hi am ; new to all this kin stuff but im pretty sure im dragonkin? i might also be demonkin and kin with something with feathered wings but im unsure of that. but i was wondering;; is it normal for all of my kintypes to be on a smaller scale? like, i know dragons and demos are usually depicted as large, but i always feel like my normal size or smaller whenever i feel anything, so i was kinda wondering if thats normal?

totally normal!! it’s likely that you’re probably kin with smaller dragons and demons, tbh

- mod e