thats over the line


The Baudelaire’s refusal to be grateful for their unfortunate events seemed like such a good message for kids - so I made a thing.

“I can’t believe Dean and Cas made out.”

Cas shrunk back from walking into the library at the sound of Sam ’s voice – for very good reasons.

He heard the unconvinced noise Mary made as she shrugged before replying. “It broke the spell and saved the town – it’s not hard to believe they’d do it… For the greater good.”

Sam still sounded agitated although Cas agreed with Mary – and he should know better than them about it. “No, Mom, we were all in the room. All the ritual asked for was a kiss… I mean what if all we needed to do was something like me giving you a peck on the cheek? It was a vaguely phrased spell.”

“I suppose so…”

Sam had gone into full ranting mode – “And – even if it had to be a kiss on the mouth – Cas could have kissed any of us. There were options. He could have kissed you, or, well, he was standing right next to me when Dean read the thing out, and a lot of people were going to die really soon. I’d take one for the team.”

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i don’t want people to come at me with the “hoseok got a lot of lines in wings era!” because jungkook and jimin get 75% of the lines every comeback and every song. yoongi ALWAYS has a verse. i don’t wanna hear any of it. i don’t care if he got a lot of lines last era, he still deserves something for spring day.


Ryan, you’re Luke Skywalker. You’re battling Greg, who’s Darth Vader. When space adventurer Lando Calrissian, Wayne, comes in to help. Colin keeps entering as other Star Wars characters.
The trick is, every time they speak they have to use these exact number of words. Greg, you can only and always have to use 2 words, Colin you always have to use 3 words, Ryan you always have to use 4 words, Wayne you always have to use 5 words.



I’m only a man with a candle to guide me,
I’m taking a stand to escape what’s inside me.

//ok guys legit ok listen

please figure out the difference between me and @shenpaidoodles

Like im not mad or anything but ive been getting some inboxes and messages complimenting me on comics that i haven’t done, shenpai’s done them :^)



The whole thing and nothing but the thing so help me gods. (x)


look, if aiden doesn’t wanna marry you, it just means there’s someone better around the corner.

So that little gigantic companion piece that will accompany chapter 15? It’s currently at 40k and will probably finish around 100k. But because I’m excited with nothing else to do on a Saturday night, here are some sneak peek lines I’ve picked out in order of appearance ;)

  • “You have got to be fucking kidding me.”
  • The house is tall, small, and nestled tightly between other tall, small houses.
  • He sips his orange bubble water. “They’re going down,” he promises.
  • But here the people are loud with laughter and dramatic swoops in tone as they chatter, all smiles and funny teeth, frizzy hair and genuine manners, nothing like the people he knows.
  • They take the train to San Francisco.
  • “Surpriiiiiiiiise!” She singsongs as he opens the door, in four-inch stilettos and ginormous tinted sunglasses, a perfect manicure perched on the handles of two hot pink suitcases.
  • “More sure than anything in the world.”
  • The Target at Beacon mall is loud and messy at three in the afternoon.
  • “Mm, I don’t think ‘gay’ is the right word for it, dear.”
  • The fireplace crackles and pops softly like a cozy choir by their chairs, casting dancing orange shadows atop the Christmas caramels he and [spoiler] are picking at as the grandfather clock nears midnight.
  • “Those lying little dicks!”
  • The man sits next to him, sighing as his back slides down the window to the ground, putting a comfortable buffer of space between them. A few moments go by where they listen to the chirps of the evening— the woosh of passing cars, the clickity-clack of heels on the pavement, the muffled chatter of couples from the nearby restaurants.
  • “Again, Hale?”

Last minute preparation for Ottawa ComicCon, since it’s tomorrow !! I’ll try to do a better photoshoot of this in the future when I’m not rushed !!

my fav is when people come into lush asking me to show them the “mens line” one time two guys came in and said that and i took them over next to my male coworker and i had them all stand next to each other and i was like “ah yes heres the mens line. youre all in a line. great. now thats over with let me show you some soaps”