thats not what your mum said last night

We were in the hospital with my grandmother last night. My mum was talking about us (her kids) and like good points about us “Holley is my pretty baby, she just looks cute no matter what she does. Nikita is small and pretty and she has really long lady Godiva hair. And you (me) you always know what to do with your hair.” I point out my big eyes. “And you’ve got the big eyes like me.”

my mom dead ass said I wasn’t the pretty child of the group lmao. that is the funniest unintentional shady shit i’ve ever heard.