thats not funny

Two completely different and unrelated people have called me funny within about 30 minutes of each other today. I always thought I was about as funny as the black plague i.e. not funny at all. Still. Humour is in the eye of the beholder I guess.

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Happy Birthday, Jack.

Sorry it took so long, but the above requests (from 2 anons and @super-magical-wizard, @boopymooplier and @antiisepticeye) all seemed like a good plot for a short comic, so I thought why not. Sorry this is late, but happy birthday @therealjacksepticeye :) I hope you and @wiishu had a great time <3

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I haven’t been able to find this on Tumblr anywhere but it’s so glorious I think it really needs to be

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Source

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i hate myself part 2 (part 1) (part 3) (part 4)

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Doyoung “mom” protecting the kids 24/7  👨‍👦👦   

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“Where is the dog chain???”
LMAOO Mark’s dad is savage and that’s why I follow him on twitter 😂

Papa Tuan series: ❣️

P.2 ❣️ P.3 ❣️ P.4 ❣️ P.5 ❣️ P.6 ❣️ P.7 ❣️P.8

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she had the world || panic! at the disco

The signs as characters & beasts from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Aries: The Niffler

A small, independent, and defiant creature that has an obsession with anything shiny. Absolute scene-stealer, everyone wants one but not everyone can handle one.

Originally posted by hardyness

Taurus: Swooping Evil

A large creature, much like a butterfly, emerges from cocoon and kicks major ass. 

Originally posted by nonmugglegal

Gemini: Jacob Kowalski

A really lovely human. Friendly, social, and incredibly adaptive. Also, he makes some damn good pastries.

Originally posted by trechos-of-books

Cancer: Pickett, the Bowtruckle

The Most Adorable™. Has slight attachment issues, but covers it up with sass. Is willing to fight for loved ones. The creature version of (ง •̀_•́)ง

Originally posted by hardyness

Leo: The Occamy

The prettiest of all. Fiercely protective, can change size depending on the situation.

Originally posted by nonmugglegal

Virgo: Porpentina Goldstein

Boss bitch. Will always fight for what’s right. Sometimes acts like they know what to do, but they don’t. Clever and determined as hell.

Originally posted by movrings

Libra: The Thunderbird

Can sense danger. Always ready to get shit done. Just wants to go home most of the time. So statuesque and pretty. Reliable as hell. 

Originally posted by newtinascamander

Scorpio: The Demiguise

Mysterious as hell, always knows what everyones thinking. Can literally turn invisible when stressed. Super cool grandpa.

Originally posted by hardyness

Sagittarius: Queenie Goldstein

Living ray of sunshine. Seems like she may be stuck up but as soon as she speaks is an absolute delight. Smart, clever, and adventurous. 

Originally posted by love-isthebestthingwedo

Capricorn: Percival Graves

Can’t quite tell his motives until the end. Dedicated, will stop at absolutely nothing. Calculating and powerful.

Originally posted by darthzvader

Aquarius: Newt Scamander

People that first meet him think he’s quite odd, but he’s the most kind-hearted person on this planet. Cares deeply for loved ones, curious, truthful. Quite the rambler, but who cares he’s adorable.

Originally posted by newt-and-pickett

Pisces: Credence Barebone

Please, just someone give him a hug and fix the injustice done to him. He is a sensitive boy and deserves the care. Long story short, if pushed to the edge he will SNAP.

Originally posted by crewwt

on love: extreme marriage ideas
  • yuuri: hey viktor we can get married in all 50 states now!!
  • viktor: ...
  • yuuri: ...
  • yuuri: VIKTOR NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT GET OUR WEDDING PLANNER OFF THE PHONE WE CANT GET MARRIED IN ALL 50 STATES