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Ducky: Hey, Daddy…

Me: Yes, Duck?

Ducky: Fleas Naughty Dog!

Me: Ah…

Ducky: Fleas Naughty Dog!

Me: Yes, you know I like…

Ducky: Fleas Naughty Dog. Protect the perro he’s a fleecy dog!

Me:

Ducky:

Me: “Perro” means dog in Spanish. So that’s pretty goo…

Ducky: I WANNA WISH YOU A MARRIED FISH MASK!

Me: So you know “perro…”

Ducky: I WANNA WISH YOU A HAIRY DISH MUSH!

Me: But you don’t…

Ducky: I WANNA SQUISH YOUR BLUEBERRY WISH MATS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!!

Me:

Ducky:

Me: That last part was half right.

Ducky: And the rest? ALL CUTE!

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy. Merry Christmas.

Me: I love you, Ducky. Merry Christmas.

Fleas Naughty Dog to one and all!

Ag & Ducky

What does he smell like, Jaehyunie? Chocolate? Honey butter chips? Or, are you trying to kiss him? 

OMG boy, keep your lips away from Tae’s tights!! I don’t know… what are you doing???

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That’s all you need, boys. (x)

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my take on what was going on [very rough trans]:

Kyungil : *points to the red stripes on his shoes* “Aka” idk know if my spelling is right but whtvr

Akai/Aka = japanese for red

Kyungil:  “Aka”   *points to the red thing on his shirt*

Kyungil: *points inside his clothes (his underwear specifically where he’s pointing out the color)

Yijeong: *tries to sneak a peek*

Kyungil: *slaps Yijeong’s hand away* Naughty brat says the look on his face 

(idk what the mc is saying tho)

There you go. Kyungjeong for the soul. I TRIED.

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Pfft, @hawthornblood141 is none of those things but I promise you, right now she’s just out having a life like some sort of loser and she’ll be back (see I told you). And yes, I do know what kind of things she likes but there has been enough angst in life lately even for her. So here is fluff and YOU WILL LIKE IT. You have to read this one first to get the joke at the end. Merry Christmas, stay fabulous. ; )



Ron sits alone in the Shell Cottage kitchen, bouncing his leg impatiently. It’s the first time Hermione’s been out of his sight (and his arms) since Malfoy Manor and he finds that he doesn’t like the feeling one bit.

He is checking the clock for the umpteenth time when Fleur comes into the room, a big stack of bath towels in her arms.

“Ah there you are,” she says. “I need you to help me with this laundry. I have to finish making lunch for the goblin, ce vieux grincheux, and then I need to go to the store for more shampoo because your girlfriend, she has so much hair - ”

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anonymous asked:

MANIA DID U JUST SAY THE A WORD!!! YOUNG FLOWER, THATS A NAUGHTY WORD TO USE AT YOUR AGE. TRY NOT TO CALL ANYONE THOSE WORDS!

* I didn’t call anyone an ass, anonymous. I was referring to his non-existent butt.

* If you’ll excuse me anon, I need to go Happy hunting so he will still have a hypothetical butt.

Homestuck upd8 more like “lets fuckin play Wheres Waldo”

ok ok i know i made a post about how louis dragged naughty boy, and it was funny at first, but honestly what gets me upset is that everyone is getting on zayn for not having louis’ back but when he would post things like #FreePalestine and received a whole bunch of racist and islamophobic backlash and no one got mad at the other four boys for keeping quiet??? idk man say what you want but to me keeping quiet about racist and islamophobic slurs is a lot more disgusting than keeping quiet about a potential solo album