thats my dad on the tv there

just a reminder that tv shows and comics that are labled as “for kids” can often be enjoyed by any age.

the signs as things people have said in my group chat
  • Aries: can i fite ur stepdad
  • Taurus: my dick is bigger but ok
  • Gemini: im bad at video games and relationships
  • Cancer: for some reason i almost said im pregnant again
  • Leo: someone say something offensive so i can fight them
  • Virgo: i feel like this ladys a cougar
  • Libra: we love you even if you are an exotic dancer
  • Scorpio: that's all fine and dandy but please dont start using tumblrina unironically
  • Sagittarius: this is the best poop ive taken in awhile
  • Capricorn: no it literally isnt its a damn number you ass hat
  • Aquarius: hey dad remember when you watched lesbian porn on tv when i was two hahshabffhfsbfhdjghz
  • Pisces: this group chat makes me hungry for a block of salt
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I know it sucks. Im sorry. Ive never written one like this before…


“No boys!” I glared at him “Dad-” he cut me off. “No. No boys” I sighed “Dad-” “No Boys!” with a defeated sigh I walked to the living room. My 12th birthday was just around the corner and I wanted to invite some of my friends over for a sleep over. That included Jason my best male friend who my mother had no problems with unlike my father. “Don’t you think she deserves a male in her life that isn’t you Jerome?” I heard my mother shout from the laundry. “No, she only needs me. I’m her father and thats the only man who should be in her life besides her older brother sherlock” Dad shouted back from the study. “You had no problems when Sherlock brought a girl over for the first time” my mother argued back. “Thats because I don’t need to polish my pistol around his girly friend, I know he can handle his first broken heart without breaking mine” I rolled my eyes and turned on the Tv. As per usual nothing on was something I would care about. “Yeah but it broke mine” I heard mum mumble as she made her way towards the study. 

“All I’m saying is, we let her invite him but then we send him home early. That way she at least gets to see him” my ears theoretically perked up at the sound of that suggestion. Mum was slowly going to make dad bend to her will again. “Fine but if he hugs her for more then 30 seconds I’m burying the body outside Jimbo’s house” 

psa: super heckin long

I saw some other simblrs do this, and thought it is a great way to ‘celebrate’ mental health awareness week/month/whatever it is. 

So, here! Have a little bit of my journey (so far). I still have a long way to go, but maybe it’ll help other people.

edit: a little bit in my terms means a lotta bit, apparently

also uh TW for abuse and w/e its not good lmao

also its a jumble be prepared

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You now what is great about FanFiction and fandoms? You can write them whatever way you like. If you want to daddy gate the hell out of a story okay then. If you want Lizzie to straddle Red’s lap in your story then go right ahead. You do not need to have a TV show tell you what or even how you want characters to go. Thats why we have imaginations and who cares what other people think. If your story, so own and screw everyone else. That is how i look at it and I could careless what others think. This is how my story goes and I am proud about it I am not discussed or sicken bc in my head he is not her daddy. :) Stories can live on way after a show ends. :) I keep seeing people laugh and say i told you he was the dad. Okay so what but like i said you do not need a show to continue a story the way you want it. :) So keep the head high and keep on sailing. One day this show will end and people will forget about it. But you can always keep it goes if you want, the way you want. Just keep that in mind. 

Adults enjoying media targeted towards children is not a new concept. I think it’s very strange when people criticize the non-target audience for watching and really enjoying shows like Steven Universe or Gravity Falls because a really big part of my childhood was shows like The Amanda Show and Lizzie Mcguire and Arthur, and I remember my parents would always sit in front of the TV and watch them with me. And for a long time I thought they were just supervising me, making sure I didn’t stumble upon something on HBO I wasn’t supposed to see at that age, but I asked my dad once why they always watched television with me and he said because he and my mother enjoyed the programs. They were cute and entertaining and amusing and they liked them. And I think it’s very out of line when adults and young adults are almost demonized for enjoying children’s programming.

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The Return of Superman Korean TV series about stay-at-home dads and their adorable kids. English subtitles, new episode a week.

Talk To Me In Korean Learning Korean made fun and easy. Video lessons from the popular Korean learning website.

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  • Steven: Family stuff is tricky.
  • Cool kids: Mhm
  • Steven: A few months back my dad and the gems grounded me from TV.
  • Buck Dewy: That's the worst!
  • Sour Cream: Bummer!
  • Jenny: No way!
  • Steven: And then I found out that the gems are alien rebels , and that there are others gems out in space that want us dead cuz they think we're traders. And they tried to take me hostage cuz they think I'm my mom, and maybe I am? *sigh* I wish I could talk to Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl about it, but I think they kinda blame me for my mom not being around.
  • Cool kids: o_o...
  • Me: oh dang
  • baby: h...hh...
  • dad: hi? are you trying to say hi? hi!
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