Can I ask for some platonic headcanons for Lance and Pidge? I just really love their friendship man. They're the gaming buddies who will drag each other (both into situations, and playfully insulting each other).
heck yeah you can!! i love lance + pidge interactions so much tbh (a bit of bonus keith and shiro in here for effect)
they both know that sibling feel so they kinda fell into each other like that
act like bickering siblings
are also as close as siblings and will fite anyone who hurts the other in any way
lance: let me have the next turn on the game console or your alien sock collection gets it / pidge: YOU WOULDN’T DARE
*something happens that is obviously pidge’s fault* lance: i ain’t no snitch
lance: pidge do u love me / pidge: id sell u to satan for one cornchip / lance: wow binch im worth at least two
lance: pidge do u love me / pidge: who hurt u who made u doubt my love for u who do i have to fite tell them to turn on their location
lance will literally sit on pidge to win a spar and shiro is just…so done…
shiro: lance…that won’t work against a galra soldier… / lance: it will if they’re tiny B^) / pidge: yOU’RE LUCKY I’M OUT OF BREATH, LANCE
keith is also a trans buddy and anyone who says they all can’t be trans buddies is cordially invited to meet me in the pit
if either one of them references being trans in any way shape or form, the others just
“WE GET IT. YOU’RE TRANS.”
pidge can and will enlist lance to give her rides on his shoulders so she can reach things
constantly making references
pidge: eat a healthy snack, rebecca / lance, staring longingly into space: i want chipotle / pidge: THATS NOT A HEALTHY SNACK REBECCA
an asteroid starts crumbling for some reason / lance and pidge in perfect sync: tag yourself im the asteroid
pidge steals everyone’s jackets/vests, and keith’s WOULD be her fav, but it’s a hacket (half jacket) so lance’s wins cause it’s a full jacket AND also is the only one with a warm hood. which she hides in.
if lance is wondering where his jacket went, he just has to look for pidge, or rather, his jacket in the shape of pidge since it covers like 90% of her
pidge absolutely kicks lance’s ass at 90% of video games
exceptions are FPS and minigames (like in mario party) he kicks ass at those get rekt pidge
mario kart is neutral ground its race or die in mario kart who knows who’ll get the next blue shell
spoiler: it’s pidge. it’s always pidge. she hacked the game.
you know what i really want an ova of? ennoshita’s movies.
like not just fhq either like all of them with behind the scenes stuff and director ennoshita regretting some casting decisions and everyone getting way too into their roles and fuckin around with the costumes and props or how the hell they even got some people to agree to be in them but its fine bc in the end the movie looks great regardless
you only see maybe a minuet or a half minuet of the finished product but as a whole the experience alone would be amazing
me, @childhood friends to lovers trope:
It doesn't always have to be like this, yanno? Like, boys and girls can be friends or even best friends for forever and not develop romantic/sexual feelings for the other. A deep meaningful relationship between guys doesn't mean they want to bang. Sometimes, gal pal really are just gal pals. Platonic relationships exist!!
also me, when I see fictional childhood friends:
sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
sixteen year old girl making a joke:
why do people swim in the ocean? like, ever heard of frostbite? sharks?
overly aggressive tumblr vegan:
oh you hate sharks, b*tch? you hate innocent creatures who have never attacked ANYONE EVER just because you watched jaws? stop fucking fearmongering, you worthless piece of shit. do your parents even love you? is that it, c*nt? is that it, b*tch? also have i mentioned im vegan
superwholock blogger who's somehow still active in 2017. either 12 or 38, nowhere inbetween. icon varies, but it's always unsettling and often involves a flower crown:
OK WHATS UP FUCKERS LET ME LEARN YOU A THING!!!! SHARKS ARE SMOL PRECIOUS BEANS AND HERES WHY: [information copy-pasted from wikipedia] !!!!!!! SEE????? THIS IS HAPPENS WHEN TUMBLR GETS THEIR INFORMATION FROM THE INTERNET AND TV AND MOVIES!!!! READ BOOKS!!!!! MY FAVE IS JOHN GREEN!!!! ALSO HAVE I MENTIONED IM SAPIOSEXUAL
reylo blogger with a red and black theme who's hoarded more hamilton URLs than lin-manuel miranda himself:
it's people like OP that make me know i was born in the wrong generation -_-
that one feminism blog that adds unnecessary comments to everything:
60 different people who dont know how to use the tag function:
meninist butting in for no goddamn reason:
not all men
aesthetic blog that's entirely reposted instagram art:
hey im tyler promo my art [flower emojis]
the post is nine miles long and only halfway converted into the new format. it has 800,000 notes. you've seen it thirty four times. OP deactivated
Don’t get me wrong, its not a bad show, but i do have some gripes… (Jim could still turn out to be a changeling, and believe me, i already imagined a superdramatic scene about it and ill probably draw a troll!Jim just cause but i am still dissapoint)
gonna use this mob to finally explain my COLORING PROCESS.. and how i go from these base colors to the final product ..
i always start with my base colors, which are almost always the same, so i keep a color palette to choose from. I usually pick the skin tone first and then change the hue for diff colors (I sometimes change the saturation and brightness too) The example below is the skin tone i use almost Always.. and of course it can be changed later on
I’d like to submit a post I made from a throwaway account. Here it is in its entirety:
So I’m not sure if this is the right time or place but it’s 1 AM and this has been keeping me up ever since I learned about it. A friend tipped me off recently that Yandere Dev is no other than EvaXephon, and knowing what I know about him…I just want this information out there so people can make informed decisions about this person and whether or not to support his game.
About eight years ago, I was fourteen and Eva was twenty-one. I was in eighth grade, finishing up middle school, and loved to hang out at his “vidya revolution” stream after school. I went by the name sisefs. I was not quiet about my gender, and when he found out I was a girl he just went nuts in the way internet creepers do. Being fourteen and shy as hell in real life, I enjoyed that attention, not realizing how wrong it was. So when he wanted to “date” me…I went along with it.
Now, I want to point this out: Eva knew I was fourteen. He was well aware for the entirety of our relationship. His justification - and I remember this clearly because it struck out to me as strange - was that since he was home-schooled, he had missed out on the experience of dating girls in high school and this was the perfect opportunity to make up for that. I reminded him I was in middle school, not high school. He said, “Same difference.”
Here’s a list of shit that happened at that point:
He asked me for nudes, which I took and then provided to him via an image hosting site that’s probably long dead by now. He asked me to pose in specific ways for some of them.
We sexted over Skype. (worth noting, I think, is that he made excuses not to reciprocate text-based oral. Seriously?)
He masturbated on webcam to me while I made moaning noises over my mic at his request.
I borrowed my friend’s webcam to video chat with him. He asked me to strip, but my friend was in the room with me. Instead, when she wasn’t looking, I flashed him.
That’s as much as I can dredge up from memory; a lot of this had been repressed and only came up over the past few days as I thought long and hard about it. Our relationship was a pretty short-lived affair, anyway.
Some other things he did, while not illegal/pedophillic, were skeevy as hell:
saw flat-chested girls as deformed, similar to an amputee
dismissed me/brushed me aside whenever I spoke up about something not related to sex
told another girl in chat that he would keep her in a cage and love her
begged me to stay with him, offered to change himself etc. when I ended things, then when I refused, banned me altogether from his streams and began to spread vitriol about me
lied heavily to cover his own tracks
I’m under the impression that his version of the story is as follows: I was some desperate girl who sent nudes unsolicited to everyone and anyone, and he deleted the disgusting pics and banned me as soon as he learned I was underage. Believe who you want; I’m not here to garner attention or stir up drama, hence the throwaway account. I just want the truth out there.
I don’t know if I’ll even return to this account but if I do, I’ll try to answer any questions this may bring up.
And if you’d like proof, I’m sorry, I don’t really know how to go about proving any of this. The pictures are long gone, the Skype account is no more, the livestream account is inaccessible. Just know that I have nothing to gain from doing this…I only want people to know. And, to an extent, the story is out there already - told by various people from the chatroom who witnessed some of this as it happened - but no one knew the full extent of what was going on. Well, now you know, straight from the horse’s mouth. :/ Thanks for reading.