thats all i wanna say for now

When you not prepared to get pussy...

Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒  

(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)

Originally posted by harlena-quinner

Me: (Gets a Call from GF)

GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊

Originally posted by lokatiemidze

Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time. 

GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿 

Originally posted by blog-of-hide

Me: oh my god… 

GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡 

Originally posted by ionlywannaseeyousmile

Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕 

GF: I’m outside, open the door! 

Originally posted by animamlp

Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)

Homie: 

Originally posted by butlercat

Gf: 

Originally posted by gamergoodgirl

Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…

Originally posted by xxshadowxxpro

Me: (Opens the door)

Originally posted by indomitablefocus

Me : Oh My Fuck….

Originally posted by rapidrouge

All because i kept my hands to myself…

GF: I just wanna talk babe

Originally posted by theyandereblog

Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)

Originally posted by kazucrash

GF: (Busts the door down)

Originally posted by bisky

GF: Give me my dick right now

Originally posted by uuvine

Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)

My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…

Originally posted by luna-ly

Me: Lets get it!

bnha characters as wolf pupy tweets

midoriya izuku: tired of people always telling me to go to the hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it

uraraka ochako: one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa

iida tenya: sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us

todoroki shouto: tired of trying to figure out how to solve problems? try simply ignoring them forever instead

bakugou katsuki: i’ve noticed with my stuff people either hate it or they don’t like it, no middle ground

kirishima eijirou: life has never gone well for me but thats all about to change now that i have an idea for a new type of hair style

kaminari denki: whenever i say “all things considered” i have only considered 3 things at most, usually less

jirou kyouka: i just wanna take this opportunity to throw all the homework i was suppose to do into the river. thanks to those who support this decision

yaoyorozu momo: i’m not going to claim that i know everything, i am simply going to act like it

asui tsuyu: a frog with hair on

tokoyami fumikage: yes i may have confused a bird bath for a holy water font and baptised your child with bird water but perhaps the lord chose this bird child

aizawa shouto: if something involves effort it’s not going to involve me

I jumped on board the mermaid au but i made it shance kek 

This au has lance being an alien mermaid(man??) who was taken from his home and put into an exotic creatures exhibit (so basically a zoo) >>

So for the time being Voltron is formed (allura pilots the blue lion for the time being, but blue is constantly telling her she wants “her pilot” whatever that means) and during a mission to free the aliens and creatures in the zoo Shiro comes across Lance’s display, and lance is all like “ Heeeeey look at this nice piece of meat i like this…whatever this is” and shiro’s like “Hot damn this dude is cute shit”

so shiro pushes the gay thoughts aside and comes in like “Im a paladin of voltron here to save you!! …..how do i get you out….” 

lets just say it ends up with shiro busting the glass open and getting completely soaked ^^’ 

Anyways Lance is just like “My hero~ Please get me out of here now “


Sooo yea By then all the aliens are free’d and shiro comes back to the castle-ship with lance still in his arms cause of course he’s gonna make the MERMAID FUCKING WALK and then introduces him to everyone and whoops blue screams at allura like “THATS MY PILOT GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE”

and thats as far as i got >< I still have alot of shit i wanna do for this au ^ 3^ feel free to send me idea kek i love drawing mermaid lance and like im just super gay for shance anyway lelelelel

Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters
  • "Shit... did I leave the stove on?"
  • "You're my hero!"
  • "No, no, no, THAT I ain't."
  • "I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."
  • "You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
  • "What the SHIT?"
  • "I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
  • "Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."
  • "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
  • "Yeah, technically, this is murder."
  • "Love is blind, ____."
  • "This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
  • "You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."
  • "That's why I brought him/her."
  • "Do you like what you see?"
  • "Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
  • "Like a testicle with teeth."
  • "You will die alone."
  • "You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
  • "So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"
  • "Think of it like spring cleaning."
  • "Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
  • "Finish fucking her the fuck up."
  • "Language, please."
  • "Suck a cock!"
  • "I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."
  • "If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
  • "Maximum effort."
  • "I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."
  • "Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
  • "Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."
  • "Wanna get fucked up?"
  • "Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
  • "Fuck me!"
  • "I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
  • "Why such a douche this morning?"
  • "Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."
  • "Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
  • "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
  • "You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"
  • "That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
  • "You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
  • "You've got something in your teeth."
  • "Do you have an off switch?"
  • "We have everything we need now."
  • "I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
  • "Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
  • "That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"
  • "I'm gonna need all the guns."
  • "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
  • "Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
  • "It reeks like old lady pants in here."
  • "Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
  • "Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."

anonymous asked:

Hey I just wanna say that I really admire the way you can just... put yourself out there on the internet, and talk about your feelings and insecurities and stuff. As someone who kinda struggles with talking about their emotions and stuff that's really cool to see. Plus the Sanders Sides videos are probably some of my favourite on the internet right now so... yeah ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค— Also your friends are all adorable and I love them.

It took a bit to start doing but it’s really therapeutic and it’s absolutely lovely hearing back from YOU guys and getting all the support for doing so!! And my friends are absolutely lovely, aren’t they?? I’m honored you love the videos!!

heathers songs explained
  • beautiful: popular, you're gonna be popular! i'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair, little ways to flirt and flounce! all the things that really count to be popular!
  • candy store: lets use emotional blackmail and death threats to convince this girl to stay friends with us
  • fight for me: hey random stranger how'd you like to be my new boyfriend?
  • freeze your brain: hi my name is jason dean and i'm addicted to slushies
  • big fun: WHAT TIME IS IT? PARTY TIME! THATS RIGHT, SAY IT LOUD
  • dead girl walking: my social life is over lolol lets get laid it'll make everything better
  • me inside of me: mean girl died! #same #relatable #bigmood
  • blue: this is supposed to be a love song but instead i'm talking about my balls thats not weird or anything what
  • blue reprise: okay we're done talking about balls now
  • our love is god: im a yandere
  • dead gay son: everyone is gay now heck even i'm gay
  • seventeen: YOLO
  • shine a light: let's all feel sorry for ourselves!
  • lifeboat: i'm depressed and i wanna die uwu
  • shine a light reprise: lol go kill urself bitch
  • kindergarten boyfriend: i wanna go back to kindergarten and take eternal naps
  • yo girl: i guess i'll start taking advice from ghosts since i have no friends
  • meant to be yours: WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE, YA GO KINDA CRAZY
  • dead girl walking reprise: i faked my own suicide what am i supposed to do now?
  • i am damaged: i'm a yandere (reprise)
  • seventeen reprise: let's erase this all from the narrative okay
  • Bill: You b-better get ready to m-make out with R-Richie, or else h-he’s g-gonna think you d-don’t like him.
  • Eddie: French kissing is gross! I wouldn’t french kiss in a million years.
  • Bill: A-And why the hell not?
  • Eddie: Hello? Germs? Spit? Mucus? Old bits of food? Thats just to name a couple. Theres a lot of things in there. I mean, why do you have to use your tongue anyway? Aren’t you supposed to kiss with your lips?
  • Bill: B-Because its not a real k-kiss unless y-you use your t-tongue!
  • Eddie: Why? Whats the point? I mean what are you supposed to do? Lick the inside of their mouth? Are you supposed to lick their teeth? Do you make your tongue hard or soft?
  • Stan: God Eddie, enough!
  • Eddie: What? I wanna know now since everybody seems to think that french kissing is so great.
  • Bill: Ok, Eddie, you p-put your t-tongue against h-his tongue.
  • Eddie: …what if he puts his tongue too far into my mouth? What if I throw up? What if I throw up all over him? What if I throw up in his mouth?
  • Stan: Shut up Eddie! Thats disgusting!
  • Eddie: Alright, well I’m just telling you guys I’m not doing it.
  • Bill: W-Well I am, s-soon as p-possible. *To Stan* W-What do you s-say?

psa: as a brown gay trans and certified LGBT™ i think ace people belong in the broader LGBT+ community. 
NO they dont face all the same issues if theyre het romantic and definitely shouldnt speak over the rest of us. obviously. 
However there ARE shared issues so ace people should be able to stand with the rest of us and be able to have a voice when it comes to issues they also face. And have a space in specific areas that relate to them as well. (specifically around educational issues is what i think of the most but others as well). 

also like tbh a lot of the discourse that occurs on tumblr relating to ace things is literally only occurring on tumblr like… almost all the older (and brown) lgbt people who are quite active in the community ive talked to all dont care at all that ace people are now considered part of the community. if anything many of them are happy that theres another minority among us like ‘oh cool! nice!’ 

its literally just an issue on the internet among young teenagers who are saying shitty things to each other. None of the older members worry about “straights invading gay spaces” like thats… not an issue in the broader community? Thats only a fear on tumblr from what ive seen. sooo 

ya thats my two cents as a certified brown member of the LGBT™ community. 

  • me: -literally has not cared about dw since moffat took over-
  • bbc: btw the doctor is a lady now
  • me: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œthere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit

Ever since my surgery in April all I’v really had a hankering for is cauliflower and broccoli. I could eat that shit every single day and not get tired of it, which is weird cuz before I didn’t care  one way or the other. Since surgery I also think most meats are unappealing, and anything sweet.

IDK if that’s possible after having surgery or anything, but my tastes are a lot different since then.

Fake Chats #139
  • Yoongi: is there nothing good in me, is there nothing good in me?
  • Hoseok: what are you talking about? You're all good!
  • Yoongi: I've let me down, down, down, down.
  • Hoseok: wait, okay. What song is this?
  • Yoongi: I'm sorry for everything I've done.
  • Hoseok: what?
  • Yoongi: all I believe, is it a dream that's come crashing down on me?
  • Hoseok: uh.
  • Yoongi: I'm a reckless mistake, I'm a cold night's intake.
  • Hoseok: Tae, can you come help me?
  • Taehyung: sure, what's up?
  • Yoongi: I wanna dream, I wanna dream.
  • Taehyung: what?
  • Hoseok: I think he's quoting a song. Or songs.
  • Taehyung: say another one, hyung.
  • Yoongi: there's nothing left to say now.
  • Jungkook, in passing: Imagine Dragons.
  • Taehyung: I could've gotten that!
  • Jungkook: you've been listening to them, hyung? What're your favorites? I like underdog and second chances.
  • Yoongi: release is nice.
  • Hoseok: what the?
  • Taehyung: why is he talking to Kookie and not us?
  • Yoongi: I'm trying to be melancholy.
  • Hoseok: okay...
  • Yoongi: you two always cheer me up.
  • Vhope:
  • Jungkook: wait, you want to be melancholy so you ignored them?
  • Yoongi: yeah.
  • Jungkook: I feel special but also bad. Sad Hoseok-hyung is like a cloudy day and sad Tae-hyung is like a sad puppy. See?
  • Yoongi: yeah. Okay. You can make me smile now.
  • Vhope: what's wrong with you?
  • Yoongi: *starts to smile* sorry.

Ren, Baekho and Jonghyun trying to comfort Minhyun when he was hardcore sobbing the other day. Aron was reportedly in the audience so he likely saw as well.

 I didn’t really wanna post this, it broke my heart, but I think people need to see Nu’est are legit one of the closest groups in Kpop EVER. It’s one thing for members to stay in a group that's successful(not saying other groups on close btw), its a completely different thing to stay in a group with minimum success. Because despite all the pressure and pain, he stuck with Nu’est bc he loves the fans the members. 

From now on don’t cry Minhyun; Don’t forget, we are always on your side.



(vid- azieshah131 twt)

If Jamie and Claire (and Murtagh) could text: 1x02 Edition (after arriving @ Leoch)
  • Murtagh: jamie lad ?
  • Murtagh: whr in gds name are ye ?
  • Murtagh: been lookin all over
  • Murtagh: Its been over a day!!
  • Murtagh: Where are ye??
  • Jamie: nothing not been up to anything at all
  • Murtagh: ....
  • Jamie: i mean
  • Jamie: STABLES!
  • Jamie: how are you?
  • Jamie: Tell me in detail how your day's been?
  • Murtagh: no
  • Murtagh: you
  • Murtagh: tell me *now*
  • Jamie: tell what?
  • Murtagh: whatever yev been doin that's got ye squirmin like a bairn thts shat his pants
  • Jamie: buggershitebleeding
  • Murtagh: what have ye been doin jamie???
  • Jamie: NOTHING, aye?
  • Murtagh: Let me guess:
  • Murtagh: went against myorders to ///steer clear/// of the wee ssnch lassie??
  • Jamie: no
  • Jamie: *definitely* not
  • Murtagh: lad.
  • Murtagh: cmon
  • Murtagh: you're terribl @ this
  • Jamie: Lorna the scullerymarm was JUST telling me how fine and oily your beard is looking today.
  • Jamie: you should pay her a calL!
  • Jamie: *now* would be a GREAT time!
  • Murtagh: JAMES ALEXANDER MALCOLM MACKENZIE FRASER
  • Jamie: oh jesus
  • Jamie: i dinna think ye've ever said my entire name to me
  • Jamie: and fck ye used all caps!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  • Murtagh: WEEL
  • Murtagh: THT WAS ACCIDENT
  • Murtagh: HOW TO TURN OFF?
  • Jamie: hehe
  • Murtagh: YER IN ENOUGH TROUBL AS IS, WEE SMOUT
  • Murtagh: TELL ME NOW OR I THROW U IN MANURE PILE
  • Jamie: double tap the lil arrow on the left
  • Murtagh: got it
  • Jamie: k, have a good time wi' Lorna , see you at week end !!
  • Murtagh: No no no no not that easy lad
  • Murtagh: tell me what **exactly*** ye did to the lass
  • Murtagh: even tho i told ye not to have anything to do wi' her
  • Jamie: it was nothing at all
  • Murtagh: waiting
  • Jamie: fine, twas naught but a wee chat
  • Jamie: but omg guess what??
  • Jamie: she's NOT MARRIED!!
  • Jamie: She's WIDOWED!!!!
  • Jamie: ISNA THAT THE BEST NEWS???????
  • Murtagh: nevr takin ye to a funeral *ever*
  • Jamie: I mean
  • Jamie: of course its verra sad for the lass
  • Jamie: ๐Ÿ˜” god rest his soul etc etc
  • Jamie: ....but its good to know, aye?
  • Jamie: verra good
  • Jamie: verra verra verra verra good
  • Murtagh: so that's it? ye talked about her dead husband?
  • Murtagh: that's all that happened?
  • Jamie: .... uh huh
  • Murtagh: jamie.
  • Murtagh: I've got a vrra stern face on right now
  • Murtagh: TALK FFS.
  • Jamie: dinna wanna say
  • Murtagh: NOW
  • Murtagh: WHT DID YE DO
  • Jamie: lethertakeoffmyshirt
  • Jamie: and also touchmymuscles
  • Jamie: i mean *bandage me
  • Jamie: and then i
  • Jamie: um
  • Jamie: comforted her
  • Murtagh: ye **whatt**
  • Jamie: just snuggled her a little while she snugglecried intomyshoulder
  • Jamie: andthen
  • Jamie: there was
  • Jamie: a long lingering *oh haiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIii*** kind of gaze between us
  • Jamie: so....IN SHORT, nothing at all really
  • Murtagh: oh aye? Half-naked cuddling is nothing at all????
  • Jamie: just...
  • Jamie: _the single best hour of my life_
  • Jamie: stillcryingboutitcausehappy
  • Murtagh: oh for gods blessed fucking sake
  • Jamie: HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE A FIELD OF GRASS, MURTAGH
  • Jamie: A FIELD OF SWEET EARTHY GRASS
  • Jamie: AND I WANT TO PLOW IT
  • Murtagh: oh jesus
  • Murtagh: am i going to be a great-godfather soon?
  • Jamie: NOT LIKE THAT
  • Jamie: well....I mean....
  • Jamie: Yes. yes precisely like that
  • Jamie: ((i mean have you SEEn her???))
  • Jamie: but not until i've plowed her HEART-FIELD too
  • Murtagh: YIKES x infinity
  • Jamie: after we're wed of course
  • Jamie: and then I can plow her heart-field AND her field-field
  • Jamie: OOOO! _in an ACTUAL field_
  • Jamie: preferably the one @ LLB
  • Jamie: up by the broch
  • Jamie: dye think that's the bst one?
  • Jamie: tell me
  • Jamie: is there a better field?
  • Jamie: come on tell me which field
  • Jamie: this is important
  • Jamie: whyve ye gone all quiet?
  • Murtagh: talkin to the blacksmith about fashioning somethin to chain yer foot to the stable
  • Jamie: oh thats fine
  • Jamie: she's walking up the hill to the stable as we speak, so i dinna mind being tied up here ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜
  • Murtagh: for fucks sake
  • Jamie: ok putting phone away, gotta act like i dinna see her coming
  • Jamie: Wish me luck!!!!!!!!
  • Murtagh: NO PLOWING OF ***ANY**** KINDS OF FIELDS, D'YE HEAR????

the one newsie who screams “alright c’mon davey!” in newsies live reblog if you agree

How is it that Kevin, an old white man, says less rude and problematic shit than everyone?

no offence but the whole McDreamy vs McSteamy honestly fkin comes down to comparing “I don’t know if I wanna keep trying to breathe for you” and “if she’s going through her worst right now I want to go through it with her” bc tbH that’s the most important fkin parallel anD THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY BYE

IM GONNA DIE SOON - XXX

I’m gonna die soon, and I’m not sure when, I can’t say goodbye, I don’t know how to, if I could than I never cared,

the point is, I’m at the end, I can either reach my prime or I can fold now, I’ve never folded in my life on what I wanted, but,

I’m scared of myself, I’ve done the craziest things you could imagine, I wanna say I’ve seen it all, but I can’t and thats what scares me,

I’m scared of myself, what if I get worse than this? what if I hurt the people I love, what if I keep on with my insanity, I never counted on having to be insane forever, only momentarily to achieve what I wanted, I’m scared, I’ve never been real deal scared before, but I wanna cry, I wanna let go, and I’m ready, but that “what if” is that twinke of light for me, but it’s disappearing, because I’m forcing it too,

after me, after you, who’s next who else do I have to kill , who else do I have to break, I want to end this now,

myself - xxx

DENNOR IS NOT ABUSIVE


HOW MANYTIMES DO I NEED TO SAY THIS?!

THEY ARE LITERALLY NERDS !

NERDS GUYS!!!!!

IM SO SICK OF SEEING OTHER HETALIA COUPLES GET CUTE SHIT, AND ALL THAT DENOR GETS IS ’ it’s complicated’

NO IT FUCKING NOT !!!

DO YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW WHAT AN ACTUAL DENNOR DATE WOULD BE LIKE ?


Denmark and Norway would go to some theme park or fair, and then go get icecream. They would also stop by the store to get butter cookies, then go home to cuddle and watch movies by the fire !


THATS THE KIND OF SHIT I WANT TO SEE

NONE OF THIS ABUSIVE BS


thank you for reading now stop with this bs.