When you not prepared to get pussy...
Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒
(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)
Me: (Gets a Call from GF)
GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊
Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time.
GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿
Me: oh my god…
GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡
Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕
GF: I’m outside, open the door!
Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)
Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…
Me: (Opens the door)
Me : Oh My Fuck….
All because i kept my hands to myself…
GF: I just wanna talk babe
Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)
GF: (Busts the door down)
GF: Give me my dick right now
Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)
My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…
Me: Lets get it!