thats a hotel room

  • *221B*
  • John: *on his laptop, updating his blog*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • John: *typing*
  • Sherlock: I have a case.
  • John: *looks up; frowns* What? When?
  • Sherlock: Tomorrow. I'll be gone for a week.
  • John: *still typing* Oh. Where to?
  • Sherlock: *texting* The Lake District. There's been several murders. I've been asked to investigate.
  • John: *nods* A nine?
  • Sherlock: *smiles* Fingers crossed.
  • -early next morning-
  • Sherlock: *quietly leaves the flat, carrying a holdall*
  • Molly: *standing by a taxi with her suitcase; smiles* Hiya. Everything sorted?
  • Sherlock: He thinks I'm off an a case. You?
  • Molly: *shrugs* Toby's at my Mum's and my neighbour's going to check on the flat.
  • Sherlock: *sighs happily* That's it, then. Just you and me for a whole week.
  • Molly: *nods* No sneaking around, no lying. Peace and quiet.
  • Sherlock: *approaches, takes her case; whispers* Oh, I wouldn't say that *winks; stores their luggage in the boot*
  • John: *leaving the flat, heaving his luggage* Oh, Molly. You're coming, too?
  • Molly: ...
  • Sherlock: *looks around the car* What are you doing?
  • John: *rolls his eyes* What the hell does it look like? *shoves his case in the boot*
  • Molly: *awkward* Um, actually, John, this is quite a boring case.
  • Sherlock: *hurries beside Molly* Very boring. I'll likely not need to leave the room *holds her hand behind her back*
  • John: *shakes his head* Oh, no. Not after the fuss you made the last time I didn't come. I'm not going through that again.
  • Sherlock & Molly: *simultaneously* Great...
  • John: *opens the door; pauses* D'you mind if we stop for breakfast on the way? Overslept *chuckles; ducks inside the car*
  • Sherlock & Molly: *exchange glances*

The third (and last; there was going to be four, but the fourth was too close to the road and looked silly) teeny-tiny vacation cabin/”hotel.” This is the largest of the three (because it’s six tiles wide rather than five), is about as “upscale” as a place without indoor plumbing can be :), and it’s the only one with an actual separated bedroom, which is fitted with three bunks because a double bed won’t be usable in the space without the inaccessible bed mod. There’s a sideways floor plan behind the cut.

It’s got the chalet-with-window-wall thing going on, which is pretty standard where I live. Even tiny shack houses around here will have big windows/window walls to take in the views. :) The “upper floor” on this one is totally fake news, though, because the walls are chopped down to half-height. I just wanted to break up the roofline a little.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

ok,,, but reddie honeymoon

  • its in like,, italy
  • every morning they go to the local little coffee shop near them and get whatever’s on the menu that day 
  • they do the whole old-married-couple-switching-sugar-and-milk-without-even-looking-at-each-other-while-reading-the-morning-paper thing
  • then they walk around window shopping and holding hands
  • richie kisses eddie’s hair as he’s looking for some new gucci loafers
  • “richie what do you think about these”
  • more hair kisses
  • “sure they’re great”
  • “you said that about all the previous pairs too”
  • “yeah thats cause they’d all look great on you can we just go already pleeeeeease” 
  • eddie giggles
  • “where are you in such a rush to;)”
  • richie whines bc you know damn well edward we have been in this shoe store for almost TWO HOURS already
  • anyway
  • we all know what goes down in the hotel room…
  • … yeah thats right they totally watch crappy tv and laugh while eating junk food
  • they go to the beach but richie burns and gets ridiculous lines lmao 
  • eddie makes fun of him until he realizes he cant touch richie because he hurts and now he’s just pissed off
  • they go to the nearest drug store and eddie buys like five bottles of some aloe vera cream and soaks richie in them 
  • its a honeymoon miracle because it works and richie doesnt hurt anymore yay
  • romantic candle-lit dinners
  • “this place is so romantic i wanna propose to you”
  • “richie we’re already married”
  • “idc i could propose again”
  • they go to the beach one night 
  • (so richie doesnt burn again) 
  • just kidding 
  • its to look at the starry sky 
  • they might end up performing a certain drink
  • constant social media from richie’s side
  • “arent you supposed to just ENJOY THE HONEYMOON, richie”
  • “shut up you’re just jealous you didn’t get to hold a parrot today stanley”
  • and so on 
  • ah
  • honeymoon reddie is perf

@superbyersbros@xbell22@donthateonk8@stenbroughbros@reddiebrekmyheart@itsgreywaterrichie@donvex@blueeyespurpleskies@ageorgymi@oh-youre-the-worst @eddiekaaspbraak @whipashwhipash@rissyq @richietoaster @edskasqbrak@urtury@bukiminajimu@kcutieeesblog@stansmansuris@adorefack@reddieaddict@icyeyes102@denbroughbill@graveyardshipper@taletellingsir@anxiety-freak-yuuri@rheddie@queertrashmouth@richiefreakingtozier@castletozier@tohzier@80soleff@lonewolfhard@low-key-dying@sad-synth @richietoaster@badboyharrington@beepbeep-losers @temptedtozier @kaspbraccs @kylieee827-blog @sad-synth @low-key-dying @officiallyreddie @reddietofall @stanleyboii @eternitynurarms@remushlupin@turtleneckrichie @rosegoldrichie @80srichie @asteroidbill@lonewolfhard@trashmouthgazebos@littlepointman@finnhardwolf @allison0609@fabulousprinceali  @tatiscribbles @s-s-georgie @coralinejones @richiestoziiers @tatiscribbles

anonymous asked:

Dan didn't leave Florida because he's watching eurovision with his boyfriend in a hotel room and that's way more important

when u leave miami but stay with the lesters in florida 😩👅👌🏼💦

Life strikes again!

So. Philcon. Everyone knows its the big deal for my year.

My paycheck, which was gonna make all this possible, has been delayed. Due to Veterans day, which makes no sense.

I can cover my Con ticket, and the promised dinner things, but thats it. Nothing for my hotel room, nothing for my other expenses. Im asking for a little help this weekend.

Even 50$ would give me an amazing ammount of breathing room and make the anxiety wrapping around my heart stop and breathe for a minute. I can pay any donations back on Monday, if you need me to.

My paypal is

My email for my bank is

I know its not an emergency, but I was supposed to be able to cover this. Im on the train to my connection point now, and I cant even help with gas money for the drive.

If you swing anything my way, you have my eternal thanks.

anonymous asked:

well lindsay lohan said harry randomly turned up at her hotel room expecting sex so i'm guessing that's how they imagine it to be (couldn't sound any more fake tbh) (especially knowing harry i mean come on)

exclusive snippet from lindsay’s wattpad fic: *knock knock* *lindsay opens the door* “hello it’s harry styles i was enjoying a light snack when i realised i was in the mood to fornicate and i thought ‘fuck, why not show up at lindsay lohan’s door?’ i guess i was watching mean girls and my heart led me here haha”

I’m tired and ready to scream™, who wants to hear about the pop culture witchcraft I’m doing with a survival horror game to keep myself from totally losing it

anonymous asked:

Jamilton secret agent au


  • So I’m thinking of that one spy movie with the Russian and the American
  • but a lot more gay sex
  • So it’s no secret in the agency that they hate each other
  • And Washington is WashinDONE with their attitudes so hes like
  • Get a long or you’re fired
  • So they go on this mission to take down big drug boss called King George (i’m sorry but it works)
  • And there so much sexual tension
  • because like 
  • Alex being really flexible and maneuvering around lasers and jeffersons like *eyes emoji*
  • Thomas being really strong and like kicking ass and wearing too tight shirts for the work place like cmon thats no fair
  • The stupid nerds sharing a crappy hotel room together
  • Every time the other puts themselves in unforeseen the other gets even more pissed at the than usual
  • “You could have died!”
  • “Ah but i didn’t”
  • “You dumbass, you selfish bastard”
  • “Why do you care?”
  • “Because… because i love you”
  • wow okay love this im done byeeeeee