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Originally posted by youvejustbeengilmored

“Lorelai, when a woman gives birth to a  crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy!”

“Well buy me a Boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.”

“I’m so exhausted with incompetent people I don’t know what to do anymore.”

“I certainly don’t eat at bars. Hookers eat at bars.”

“If I wanted to play ping pong I would kill myself.”

Originally posted by autumnzilla

“Well honey I don’t think you’re a Jack-ass. I think you’re a Jack-angel.” 

“Honey we’re all going through hard times. You’re giving up your future, I’m giving up my Schnapps. Let’s not compare our pain.” 

“Well, you know I love my family. It’s just sometimes I want to get in the car and run ‘em all over.” 

“All families are embarrassing and if they’re not embarrassing they’re dead.”