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MAMA 2015 actually kept BTS’ screen time to a minimum because the fire would’ve burned the entire place down.

   Note To Self: Relax. - A set of songs that will clear your mind and allow you to relax. Enjoy x.

*LISTEN HERE*

1. Cherry Wine- Hozier // 2. Georgia- Vance Joy (Cover) // 3. Raining in Paris- The Maine // 4. Mess is Mine- Vance Joy // 5. Snow (hey oh)- Red Hot Chili Peppers // 6. Stolen dance- Milky Chance // 8. Cough Syrup- Young the Giant //

Reasons why you don’t need a relationship right now:

  • You can be in love with yourself and give yourself the greatest compliments every single day
  • When you have movie nights you get to eat all of the candy yourself and choose every movie
  • You probably have better sex all alone than you would’ve had with most other people anyways
  • There’s so much more space in your bed when you don’t have to share it with someone and listen to their annoying snoring
  • You can send yourself nudes and think about how amazingly hot you are
  • There won’t be any fighting or jealousy in your perfect relationship with yourself
  • You can literally go anywhere in the world without having to think about anyone else than yourself
  • So please remember to love yourself every day because you can be your own best friend and greatest support and how amazing is that

i love when during a heated performance luke’s nostrils widen and his mouth open in that sexy way and his eyes are dark and set on something in front of him and the muscles on his arms tighten and his jaw clenches and everything just stops to look at this amazingly hot creature and it’s just amazing

Okay but imagine Erin’s clothes being completely dirty that she has only ripped shorts, a blank tank top and a leather jacket she had from Abby (“Birthday Present!” “I-I will never wear this but thank you, Abs.) and then goes downstairs (cause we all know she has that little corner window above Holtz) and everyone is just surprised like who is this completely amazingly hot woman. Like imagine Abby being shocked and then celebrating like yes that birthday gift I gave her IS FINALLY COMING TO USE; Patty is just like damn girl work it and then Holtz is just drooling and tripping as she walks back to the table to continue working on whatever invention she’s working on again and dropping her Pringles like omg take me please nothing can ever fulfill my thirst. (And Kevin doesn’t even bat an eye because we all know he has a boyfriend but all he does is finger gun her)

Sterek Fics: Hooker Stiles

From slave Stiles to sex worker Stiles. Sorry not sorry! Maybe next week should be pornstar Stiles y'know just to make sure I’ve covered everything! Anyway, kinda short list of hooker!Stiles ‘cause grad school work is calling me.

Don’t Worry Baby by kalpurna | 20,276

“You know you’re allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?” he says, afterwards. “We can do whatever you want. That’s kind of the point.”

Derek doesn’t respond.

A Mating Moon by unpossible | 37,353

“Hey, Scott, so, I uh, there’s this amazingly hot guy and I’m uh, gonna spend the weekend with him but, you know, just to be careful, I’m sending you his picture, so if by some terrible chance my bloated corpse shows up sometime Monday, just, y’know pass this along to the authorities.” He pauses. “Uh. Kidding?” and then hangs up with a rush of air.

“That is the worst voicemail in the history of voicemails,” Derek says.

Your Majesty by grimm | 22,291

It wasn’t like he was a pro or whatever, but like any teenage boy he’d spent a lot of time jerking off, and there were a lot of people on the internet that liked watching that sort of thing. And while the idea of doing actual porn - like, porn with another person’s dick in his ass porn - kind of made him uncomfortable, jerking off by himself in front of a camera sounded okay. If you’re good at something, never do it for free, right?

Unwind by coffeeinallcaps | 15,047

Hope you enjoy your present, the text from Erica says. Payment’s taken care of. You can thank me tomorrow.

“So you’re a werewolf, huh,” the guy says when Derek looks up at him again. His gaze drifts down from Derek’s face to the rest of his body, slowly, shamelessly. When it’s traveled back up and their eyes meet again, the corner of the guy’s mouth twitches up into a cocky little half-smile. “I fucking love working with werewolves.” AU in which businessman Derek falls in love with escort Stiles.

Werewolf-Friendly by badwolfbadwolf | 27,227

Derek is a junior in college, never could get the hang of social interaction, and is, you know, a werewolf. A werewolf and a virgin. And it isn’t like anyone is banging down his door to hop on his werewolf dick, save for the few pervs who acted like he was some kind of exotic toy to be played with and experienced. So, when he sees Stiles’ ad on Hot Men 4 Rent, Derek is… interested.

And who is he kidding, he’s read that bio every day since that sad evening with the chocolate chip cookies, and has every facet of it memorized.

Stiles, no last name. Eighteen. Student. Good conversationalist. Likes to crack jokes. Fan of junk food but enjoys running. Werewolf-friendly. Werewolf-friendly.

And there is his phone number and an email address. Plus all the moles.

Predator/Prey by someone_who_isnt_me | 19,332

Angels fucking wept and Stiles got nervous.

The only reason a guy who looked like this and drove a car like this would be picking up a scrawny underage hooker was because he wanted to do to Stiles the sorts of things you couldn’t ask a girlfriend or boyfriend for, or even a stranger in a bar. Nasty-bad wrong things. Things that only money handed over could make better, silence bought and paid for.

Or maybe a dead hooker in a ditch who couldn’t talk, no need to pay for the silence.

But Stiles had his own methods for making sure that didn’t happen.

Stiles is a vampire. Derek’s still the Alpha. And there’s knotting.

You Can Call Me What You Want by secondstar | 69,301

Stiles Stilinski specializes in giving his clients exactly what they need.He knows what to say and how to act. It’s easy and he’s good at it. He never breaks.

Three Phone Calls by pandabomb | 15,676

“You’re not a hooker, Stiles.” “Okay, yes, true, but—for a thousand dollars…”

An AU in which Scott and Stiles live in a shitty apartment in NYC, Lydia is still queenly, and Derek is a clueless rich guy who mistakes Stiles for a hooker. Light-hearted, thinly-plotted fun.

Free Consultation by DevilDoll | 12,691

Stiles Stilinski, professional knotting surrogate.

Call Boys Need Love Too by Brego_Mellon_Nin | 20,339

Stiles pulls up in front of a big, old house, where the back half is still looking charred and burnt. It gives the whole place a sort of depressed and haunted feel, but well, Stiles is here for a job, so he ignores it and slams the door on his old jeep, trying not to acknowledge how decrepit it looks right beside the guy’s sleek black camaro, and makes his way towards the steps leading up to the porch.

He barely manages to knock before the door is ripped open and there, in the door, stands the most gorgeous guy Stiles thinks he’s ever seen. He’s like a whole other level of hot, so much that he should be in the freaking Guinness Book of Records for most gorgeous face and perfect stubble ever!

Sell Your Body to the Night by Dira Sudis (dsudis) | 121,553

“No,” he repeated impatiently. “I’m not a cop. I’m someone who wants to exchange my money for your sexual services. I was told you were in that line of work.”

“I, uh, yeah, sorry,” Stiles said. He glanced around again and then up–the full moon was almost directly overhead. Just one of those nights, maybe. “Yeah, I am. I do that.”

ORPHAN BLACK, SEASON 1

// review //

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

THIS 

WAS 

EPIC

Leave whatever you are doing right now and just go and watch this show! I’m not taking no for an answer!

So basically, if you want a kick ass story, kick ass characters, fuck ass plot twists, amazingly hot guys, diversity (people with different ethnic backgrounds and from the lgbt community as well), sci fi elements and just something that will blow you away - GO GO GO!

The synopsis is the following: a girl, Sarah, who obviously screams rebellion and underground, finds herself on a train station where a girl, that looks exactly like her, commits suicide. Sarah decides to take her identity for a while, rob the dead look-alike out and then go and start a peaceful life with her little kiddo and foster brother. But guess what? SHIT GOES DOWN. 

JUST WATCH ORPHAN BLACK, OKAY?

This was addicting to say the least. 

And the acting? Guys, let’s talk about the acting. Tatiana Maslany plays 7 different characters!  And she does an AMAZING work. Like AMAZING. Sometimes you forget that all the roles are played by one actress. 

You can find everything in this show. Humor? Yup. Sarcasm? Yup. Drama? Yup. Action? Yup. Epic cool shit? Hell yup. 

The characters. Oh my. My personal favourites were Cosima, Felix, Paul and Delphine, and PLEASE LET’S TAKE SOME TIME TO WORSHIP HELENA! I can’t even begin to explain how much Helena’s character intrigued me! I felt so many emotions towards her. It went from rage to fright to sympathy to sorrow to adoration. And that all at once. 

The plot goes places, let me tell you. You can’t even imagine how many times I was sitting on the edge of my chair and yelling ‘OMG NO THIS DID NOT HAPPEN WAAAT’. 

The rating is like a gazillion fucking stars.