• Kakashi:You should ALWAYS wear condoms. As in ALWAYS unless you have talked it out with your partner and are one hundred percent sure you are ready for kids.
  • (Hinata and Sakura glance at eachother)
  • Hinata:even if you’re a lesbian?
  • Sasuke:especially. You know, unless you want double the unexpected pregnancy
"I didn’t think I was a personal problem. You hate me, remember?“
"Every inch of you,” Andrew said. “That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you.”
The world tilted a little bit sideways.

The King’s Men, chapter three

My world, too, Neil, my world, too 😱

I went canoeing with my parents and sister last week and I couldn’t stop imagining Derek and Stiles in a canoe together, bickering about going the right way and just:

“Damn it, Derek, you’re not supposed to push that hard!”

“You weren’t complaing about me pushing hard last night.”  

“What- that’s not-" 

"Shut up and paddle, Stiles." 


"God, I am regretting my life choices right now." 

"You love me.”

“No, I don’t." 


"Oh my god, you look like a wet puppy!" 

"Stop the dog jokes, Stiles." 


And then Stiles overbalances and they fall into the water together and Derek’s glaring at Stiles, who’s just laughing and then he pushes Derek against the side and says, “Don’t be such a sourwolf.”

And then he kisses him.

@constilesations if you wanna add?

New year, new season!

It’s that time of year everyone! Do you know what that means? Band season is upon us!

Our band/orchestra/choral directors are fresh with new quotes… or old ones😧. Please share their crazy minds with us so that our scientists can study the one question that still baffles us to this day. Why are these instructors so… crazy?

Send in the old, the new, and the ugly to us here in this lovely blog, and we’ll be sure to use the words of our leaders to the benefit of all musicians!

Not a band geek? That’s okay! Our cult like family welcomes any music nerd with some instructor quotes! That’s right! Not even private lesson teachers are saved!

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Come one, come all!


//We did it! Turns out little miss Gwendolyn shares a birthday with Peter Cullen :P

She weighs less than estimated, 7lbs 10oz and 19" long. Fell right to sleep in daddy’s arms after they measured her. I’m gonna eat a sandwich, and pass the fuck out. More pictures in the morning. Night, y'all.

Tag game

rules: tag 20 followers you want to get to know better

tagged by: @jakaaron

name: Nathan

nickname: I don’t really do nicknames (there’s very few people I allow to call me Nate)

star sign: Sagittarius

gender: male(?)

height: 5'5" (I’m smol)

favourite colour: blue

the time right now: 5:07 pm

average hours of sleep: Anywhere from 3 to 12 hours; I’m a wreck

the last thing I googled: the wilderpeople trailer

the number of blankets I sleep under: when it’s hot, 1 thin sheet. When it’s cold, a blanket and a quilt

favorite fictional characters: Luna Lovegood, Sam Vimes, Rincewind, Alec Hardison, Parker, Joe Kavalier, Havelock Vetinari, Ben Wyatt

favorite celebrities: Lin-Manuel Miranda, Daveed Diggs, Troye Sivan, Daniel Radcliffe, John Boyega (more like John Baeyega, amirite?), Kate Micucci, Riki Lindhome, Emma Watson, Evanna Lynch, Neil Gaiman

favorite book: Good Omens, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay 

what I’m wearing at the moment: my warboys T-shirt and shorts with sneakers

I tag: @a-very-nice-robot, @auber-jean, @niftynoctule, @0pabinia@emperor-of-matzah@feministrhymeswithwitch, @tromboneeeeeeeeeeee, @merlindoesntwearpants, @rachaelthesylph, @aroacedetective, @reachabovethetrees, @opalizedfossil, @indignantmisanthrop, @fashionablerevolutionary, @graysea, @meowjorie, @thelitttlelion, @chamomellia, @jumblrgirl, and @all-hail-cthulhu

Thanks so much for the tag :3 and don’t worry if you don’t wanna do this

tagged by @will-friedle

nicknames: Anakin & Saucy Boy

gender: female

if you had a cat, what would you name it? I hate cats

height: 5"9"

hogwarts house: griffin-puff

favorite color: black and green

time right now: 12:09pm

lucky number: 6

last thing I googled: Flights to Florida

fictional character you would want as a younger sibling? Parker Rooney

number of blankets I sleep with: two

favorite band or artist: could never
choose just one
- schoolboy q
- troye Sivan
- Ansolo(dj)

dream vacation: Amsterdam

what I’m wearing right now: pjs :)

when did I make this blog: April

how many blogs do I follow: 153

what do I post about: lucaya and the cast(some sneaky Joshaya in there now)

do you get asks on a regular basis: never

i tag:
@friarhartmaya @farklesnation @babineauxsballet @auggymatthews @missy-bradford