How Is This Real Life?

I’ve decided. Afternoon dates are my favourite.

Boy and I sat outside his favourite fish and chips shop, eating them out of newspaper cones with wooden forks and listening to some guy busk. Mid meal he stood up and approached the man, throwing some money in his guitar case. I watched as they chatted and shook hands before he sat back down.

“What was that?”

“Nothing. Made a request.”

And then the busker started playing an acoustic version of Wet Wet Wet’s Love Is All Around. Seriously. I didn’t know what to say so I just raised my brows but he shrugged and laughed and said “What? It’s a good song.”

Afterwards we got frozen yogurt and went for a walk by the river. The fucking river with it’s light reflecting waters, and tree lined edges, and autumn leaf covered trails, and all the cute dogs getting walked by their owners, and the even cuter old couples strolling by holding hands and smiling at us for doing the same. Seriously.

It was such a movie-worthy day that at one point I stopped him to ask what rom com he had been watching before he picked me up. He just looked at me with this stupidly adorable confused face that only served to make the moment that much more perfect.

On the way home, I had to stop off at my mom’s to pick something up and he introduced himself and helped her carry in her groceries. SERIOUSLY. Then he dropped me to mine, kissed me, and asked when he could see me again. I said I wasn’t sure (I have a busy week) but he said “I’ll take that as a ‘soon’ then.”

20 minutes later I get a text that says “as picturesque as that lake was, I sure have a lot of duck shit on my shoes” and I grin for a solid five minutes. Or maybe I just never stopped.

The whole thing was all so disgustingly cute, and I am doomed. Doomed because no matter how hard I fight against it, I’m falling for this unreal human with his sarcastic jokes, and gorgeous hair, and beautiful singing voice, and goofy playfulness, and unwavering patience.

Now I’m sitting here seriously wondering what the fuck I ever did to have someone like him be interested in a basket case like me.

Life is weird (and maybe a little wonderful).

This froyo place is the best 💘 peanut butter, chocolate and hazelnut cashew milk frozen yogurt topped with aerated chocolate, gingerbread cookie, coconut, organic halva and hazelnut sauce 😋

Yarraville - Melbourne - Australia

The Houses as Ron Swanson Quotes (Part 2)
  • Ravenclaw: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.
  • Gryffindor: Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.
  • Slytherin: Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.
  • Hufflepuff: I can't go because I don't want to.
BTS asking their crush out-

(for @moonlight-91 )


Originally posted by bangtaninspired

-is extra af so of course the way he asked you out was extra af.

-waited till valentines day to ask you.

-sent you a dozen red roses, 2 boxes of chocolates, a HUGE teddy bear (legit one of those giant display bears) and a cookie cake with the words “will you pretty please go out with me?” in red icing.

-you wasted no time in jumping into his arms and screaming “YES” at the top of your lungs.

-made valentines dinner reservations at a fancy restaurant the day he met you cause he was certain you’d say yes. 


Originally posted by btsgotsvt

-wanted to ask you our right then and there but was a little bit too shy.

-told him self over and over again to suck it up and just ask you.

-eventually texts you and asks if you want to go get dinner with him sometime.

-almost passed out after you read the message but still managed to type out a ‘yes’.

-takes you to an INCREDIBLE restaurant and legit cannot stop staring at how you look tonight.


Originally posted by bangtanbighit

-you always kinda knew he was crushing on you just cause of the way he’d stare all the time.

-you were getting impatient and just wanted him to ask you already.

-he decided that planning it out was just gonna make him more nervous.

-literally asks you to go get some coffee with him after a dance practice that you watched.

-he looked so hot and sweaty and was already breathing super heavily so it was hard to tell if he was actually nervous or not.

-either way, you said “hell yes”.

Rap Mon-

Originally posted by bangdulce

-met you, thought ‘fuck it’ and straight up just asked you out.

-took you out to a movie and late night frozen yogurt afterwards.

-treated you like a princess the whole time and was THE perfect gentleman.

-came to the studio after the date to meet up with the guys and discuss.

-boys immediately start poking fun of how happy and blushy he looks.


Originally posted by jkookie-monster

-shy. shy. SHY.

-had to have his hyungs hype him up and convince him to ask you out.

-they were quite frankly getting tired of him whining and pouting about the fact that he wasn’t dating you yet.

-called you on the phone to ask you cause he decided seeing you would be too overwhelming for him.

-takes you to get ice cream with him.

- you guys stayed in the ice cream shop for a sold 4 and a half hours because the date was just going too well.


Originally posted by snowsensation

-made it pretty clear that he liked you when you first met. 

-asked you out on a simple coffee and walking around the park on a nice day date.

-came to the door with expensive ass clothes from versace and gucci for you.

-”uhh i really can’t accept this taehyung.”

-”yes you can, don’t worry the colors will look great on you! ready to go?”

-you held onto his arm while you guys walked through a gorgeous park and talked about literally everything.

-it was only one date but you’re sure you’re in love.


Originally posted by samwol

-decided he wanted to ask you out in a really adorable way.

-what’s more adorable than a puppy?

-that’s right, he buys you a puppy with a little collar and a tag that says “date me?”

-”is the puppy asking me out or you jk?”

-”ha.ha.ha. be ready by 8:00″

-you didn’t even tell him you don’t really have time to care for a train and a puppy.

-you’re now stuck with an adorable puppy and an adorable boyfriend.