cannedebonbon said:

sounds 100% like the screaming purring siamese monster in my house

Listen I am extremely fond of Siamese cats but if you look up ExtraTM, one definition is just a picture of Victor Nikiforov and the other is a picture of a Siamese in midscream aggressively making biscuits on your chest and drooling affectionately


’ This is… this is great news! ’
’ Hey, get away from the ledge, you’re gonna get hurt. ’
’ This one has the “S”. For “Super”, just like your cousin. ’
’ I just can’t hear you over the loud color of your cheap pants. ’
’ I’m the hero. ’
’ Oh, God. Is that smell you? ’
’ I see you share your cousin’s appetite for wanton destruction. ’
’ Three showers and I still smell of reek oil. ’
’ I went from superhero to eco-terrorist in a single bound. ’
’ I am not doing that interview. ’
’ How can you be so sure? ’
‘ I watched it happen for years with your cousin. ’
’ Reading glasses and a good slouch? ’
’ I see a city full of people who need help. Who need a hero. ’
’ Oh, no. I’m sorry. I meant to say who are you? ’
’ Trademark pending. ’
’ Have you lost your mind? ’
’ What were you thinking giving interviews? ’
’ It was more of a private conversation that’s being published. ’
’ What’s next? A book deal? A reality show? “Keeping Up with the Kryptonians”? ’
’ When did you even call him/her? The second I left? ’
’ I made a promise to your cousin. If anything ever happened to you… ’
’ I’m just trying to keep you safe. ’
’ It wasn’t supposed to be this way. ’
’ Your story… Your story is just starting. ’
’ I’m just dealing with an escaped alien prisoner. ’
’ You’ve spent more time in the Friend Zone than the Phantom Zone. ’
’ I am not in the Friend Zone. ’
’ Well… did you notice any of her/his other attributes? ’
’ Tell me, what do you think makes her/him a hero? ’
’ What can I get you? Or are you not allowed to drink and fly? ’
’ I was surprised, you’re usually a little more glib. ’
’ You said, tonight, you always build in fail safes. ’
’ I would never barter a child’s life. ’
’ I just can’t figure out why you did it. ’
’ For the record, I care about everyone. ’
’ You may have fooled this city, but I know you were behind this. ’
’ Finally, something we can agree on. ’
’ The fun is just beginning. ’
’ Can you hack into hospital records? ’
’ Easy-peasy, fresh and squeezy… ’
’ You were really mad, at something else. ’
’ You need to find, find that anger behind the anger. ’
’ You let that thing get away. I thought you were on our side. ’
’ It fought harder this time, harder. Faster. ’
’ It’s like it knew you’d choose to save those people. ’
’ Would you like me to call your mother a car? ’
’ I am the sole survivor of my planet. ’
’ You never get sick. That’s the best part about you. ’
’ Bow your head when you approach me! ’
’ Are you sure you want to do this? ’
’ It’s time for us to be a family again. ’
’ You’re gonna wish I’d died with the rest of them! ’
’ But can you look me in the eye and tell me that you are prepared to kill? ’
’ I’m very boring and really normal. ’
’ So, um, I’ll just get out of your hair. ’
’ You know, you guys could have told me. I can keep a secret. ’
’ I know there’s nothing anyone can say to make you feel better right now. ’
’ We are going to bring this thing in together. ’
’ I’m not leaving you alone with that thing. ’
’ That is not some anonymous alien you’ve brought in. ’
’ You’re compromising the security of this entire operation. ’
’ I would think you’d understand that better than anyone. ’
’ It is what makes you a hero! ’
’ That’s the difference between soldiers and heroes. ’
’ You waisted your ammo. ’
’ Without you, the world is a better place! ’
’ Without me, you’d be dead! ’
’ Please remember I would never try and hurt you. ’
’ I hate a generic sports metaphor, but that interview was a touchdown. ’
’ You wanna fight about it? ’
‘ I have too much self-esteem to kill myself. ’
’ I’m making stupid mistakes, like today. ’
’ The public will forgive you, I promise. ’
’ Ah, you do have a cell phone? Can I get that number, please? ’
’ You think I wanna do this? It’s the only way to win. ’
‘ I mean, that was terrible, but it was awesome. ’
’ We’ve never saved anything together. ’
’ I’ve dreamt of this moment. The two of us teaming up. ’
’ Um, not exactly sure you have to tell them that. ’
’ I can’t believe I didn’t see it before. ’
’ This is it for me, this is my calling. ’
’ The enemy has come in the guise of heroes. ’
’ You don’t get a chair ‘cause you don’t work here. ’
’ They have not left you, even in the face of death. ’
’ You ever spend time inside a foster home? ’
’ So just chill with the attitude, okay? ’
’ How can you, of all people, say that? ’
’ I know what you’re gonna say. I should have waited for you. ’
’ You didn’t give me a story, you gave me a half-baked idea. ’
’ I got the impression you didn’t want to spend time with me. ’
’ So, I memorized that fake ID for nothing? ’
’ I was shooting some hoops last night and hurt some ribs. ’
’ My whole life, I have been a sidekick. ’
’ I hate to break it to you, dude, but you don’t have superpowers. ’
’ I have a black belt and you’re right, I don’t have powers. ’
’ What do you have against a good old romantic comedy? ’
’ Yeah, your punk rock phase was very strange. ’
’ Are you slurring your words? ’
Eob Bvans AU

(The very beginning of this is based on actual events that happened to me at a Mysterious Restaurant I am totally not naming. Only like the four bullets are the Real Life Inspiration.)

Keith and Shiro go to the local Eob Bvan’s for some dinner.

Their waiter is Lance who walks them to the table and seems to be talking to Keith more than Shiro. This is a thing that continues.

When they finish, Shiro is the one who pays and is like, “Wow Keith, I thought he was going to write his number on the back for you up until he realised I was paying.”

Keith is, of course, confused and asks why he would do that. Like… “why??? His employee number? Is there a survey?”

Shiro is not even sure if he should explain and gently guides Keith out after shooting Lance an apologetic look, because on the one hand he was shot down hard, but on the other, Sorry Waiter This Is My Brother.

So, Keith ends up going back because the food is good and this time Lance does. Keith, of course, thinks this is exactly what he thought it was before and does that little employee survey thing and is like, “Employee number ###-###-#### does good at his job even if he talks a lot. Don’t fire him.”

Keith seriously does not know how to fill out a damn employee survey like holy shit.

So, Allura who obviously owns the place (probably with Coran, idk) is looking over the reviews because she reads them to see how her people are doing. She gets to the one Keith submitted and is like, “…what? Why do I know this number???” Then her phone goes off because Lance wants to let her know he’s running late and it clicks.

Allura proceeds to laugh her ass off and doesn’t even yell at Lance because that was freaking hilarious.

(Also she frames the survey and hangs it behind the register to Lance’s later horror.)


EDIT: Here is THE FULL POST with the whole story.

anonymous asked:

Thank you for the new story with MaruxMu! And thanks for taking the time to uncensor it! You all did a great job with making it look flawless like the censor wasn't there hehehe :)

OH MY GOD that makes me so happy. Thank you!!! 
I’m always so damn nervous when I uncensor things because I don’t have a tablet, so I redraw with my mouse and stuff and I’m an amateur, like, my usual uncensorers are such talented artists and here I am, this idiot who just does… things somehow, so messages and comments like this mean a lot to me, thank you! xD


anonymous asked:

So only gay people get to be gender non conforming? I can't wear practical crap like men or I am appropriating lesbian culture? So I should just wear mini skirts and belly shirts? I don't give a crap if people think I am a lesbian if I am gnc, but why the hell r u mad that people who are gnc are not gay?

You can wear whatever the hell you want. What you CAN’T do is whine like a little baby if someone - oh god forbid - mistakes you for a lesbian.

Take it as a compliment. Which you don’t even deserve, to be honest.

anonymous asked:

HOLY SHIT so I am the pickiest person in the world when it comes to Elphabas, but that clip of Mandy Gonzales blew me out of the water. At first I wasn't sure b/c her voice seems a little deeper and her emphases different than most I've heard (a lot of whom seem to be going off the way Idina performs), but THEN! When she sings the "de-green-ify" verse! Oh my God! And now I love that she has a completely unique take on it. Definitely in my top three Elphabas, for sure. Thank you for sharing this.

Honestly, she’s the first Elphaba I listened to and so her performance was really my first impression of the character, so she’s stayed my favorite so far even though I’ve heard several others. I just really really love her as Elphaba! Contact me in IM for a full performance.

findmyflower  asked:

I have gotten so much love for the past few days on my Hamilton imagine blog @iputmyselfintothenarrative, and I think that it is very much partly because of your #bekindtowriters initiative! I try to send love to writers as well, both on- and off anon. Thank you fo being SUCH a beautiful soul! Thank you for being you! Thank you for sharing your kindness and talent with the world! God knows we really need people like you. Keep on swimming, will you? We all got your back! <3

I am so, so happy to hear that you have been getting love for the past few days! 

Thank you so much you are way too kind to me oh gosh <3 

Okay I have been itching to watch Riverdale for a while and I am just going to try to ignore the fact that Archie has ridiculously perfect abs (those can’t be real come on) that are also perfectly hairless and kind of creepy that way, and that his dye job is the absolute worst it does not look natural in the fucking least I mean the least you could have done was lighten his eyebrows too oh my god what is that color red anyway???

Oh, and, sophomores???  Yeah right nice try

anonymous asked:

At this point snowbarry is like the straight Johnlock Conspiracy. Which objectively is the worst fandom to ever exist.

this is literally the best comparison anyone could come up with oh my god anon i am so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!