that-i-am-sir

Stephens and I are in apartments where we play the bachelor quite gravely, he carves and I help the vegetables, and we bandy compliments, lazy enquiries and replies, he says ‘May I trouble you’ and I say ‘It is a pleasure sir’. Making tea I am not up to yet. ‘But he knows a thousand things’ [quote from Tennyson’s ‘In Memoriam’, XCVII]; which leads me to suspect that he has somewhere a little snuggery in which he acts the ‘Father of a family’, another of which he would have here I strongly suspect, if he waited the result of certain evening walks, which he insists upon making by himself.
—  Letter from William Holman Hunt to John Lucas Tupper, 22 October 1850, describing Frederic George Stephens. Hunt, Stephens and Dante Gabriel Rossetti were staying at Sevenoaks in Kent for a painting expedition. James H. Coombs et al., eds., A Pre-Raphaelite Friendship: The Correspondence of William Holman Hunt and John Lucas Tupper (UMI Research Press, 1986), p.30.

COWBOY BEBOP SENTENCE STARTERS.

  • ❝ …Bang… ❞
  • ❝ This could be a trap. ❞
  • ❝ This is strictly business. ❞
  • ❝ Whatever happens, happens. ❞
  • ❝ Life is but a dream. ❞
  • ❝ You’re in a good mood today. ❞
  • ❝ Tell me what you’re doing here. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t try anything. ❞
  • ❝ Why don’t you shoot? ❞
  • ❝ Go on, pull the trigger. ❞
  • ❝ What’s wrong? Lose your nerve? ❞
  • ❝ You’re an original, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ Could you be a little quieter please? ❞
  • ❝ Great, a wannabe preacher with a gun… ❞
  • ❝ Guess you’ll have to chalk it up to bad luck. ❞
  • ❝ You’re gonna carry that weight. ❞
  • ❝ The one that’s insane is this world. ❞
  • ❝ Hey there, having a little trouble? ❞
  • ❝ Are you living in the real world? ❞ 
  • ❝ Even if you play by the rules, nothing gets solved. ❞
  • ❝ The more you know, the shorter your life will be. ❞
  • ❝ I’m just a humble bounty hunter, ma’am/sir. ❞
  • ❝ Pretending to be senile won’t get you out of this. ❞
  • ❝ I’m just watching a bad dream I never wake up from. ❞
  • ❝ Are you pleading for your life? ❞
  • ❝ You should see yourself right now. ❞
  • ❝ Do you have any idea what you look like? A ravenous beast. ❞
  • ❝ The same blood runs through both of us. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve bleed all that kind of blood away. ❞
  • ❝ Why are you still alive? ❞
  • ❝ Don’t give me that art of war crap. ❞
  • ❝ Time never stands still. ❞  
  • ❝ If you don’t work, you don’t eat. ❞
  • ❝ These Earthlings are weird. ❞ 
  • ❝ I’ll take care of this, you can go back. ❞
  • ❝ I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass. ❞
  • ❝ A star just fell from the sky. ❞
  • ❝ Cold climates don’t concern me. ❞
  • ❝ Your heart is colder than any planet. ❞
  • ❝ Remember, a snake cannot eat a dragon. ❞
  • ❝ We should’ve never taken such a risk. ❞
  • ❝ I’m fully aware of the danger. ❞
  • ❝ How long were you in there listening, [ name ]? ❞ 
  • ❝ And this time, I hope you have sweet dreams. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll meet you at the end of this world. ❞
  • ❝ Belonging is the very best thing there is. ❞
  • ❝ There is nothing more innocent and cruel than a child.❞
  • ❝ Man shouldn’t have to live on carbohydrates alone, complex or otherwise. ❞
  • ❝ I have no fear of death. It just means dreaming in silence. A dream that lasts for an eternity. ❞
  • ❝ Of the days that I have lived, only those I spent with you seemed real. ❞
  • ❝ My memory…finally came back…but nothing good came from it. ❞
  • ❝ There was no place for me to return to; this was the only place I could go. ❞
  • ❝ Why do you have to go? Where are you going?! ❞
  • ❝ What are you going to do, throw away your life like it was nothing?! ❞
  • ❝ What’s your price to keep this from leaking to the press? ❞
  • ❝ Either you give me the money or I put a bullet through your brain. ❞    
  • ❝ I’m not the type to be led around by a woman/man. ❞
  • ❝ You can’t tell the age of a woman by looking at her. ❞
  • ❝ You’re kidding yourself if you think every woman/man is like you. They’re not.❞
  • ❝ Why did you do all of this? For money? Some sort of revenge? Or perhaps just for fun?❞
  • ❝ Come on, hang in there, you hear me? ❞ 
  • ❝ When angels are forced out of heaven, they become devils. ❞
  • ❝ Tell me, if we had met earlier in life, would we have been friends? ❞
  • ❝ You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not a criminal. Woah, that makes me sound more like a criminal, doesn’t it. ❞
  • ❝ You took all the money you stole from us and lost it in a gambling casino? ❞
  • ❝ This is real mystic and all, but uh, do you have anything to eat here? ❞
  • ❝ You know what they say, cowboy, easy come easy go. ❞ 
  • ❝ You told me once, to forget the past, cause it doesn’t matter, but you’re the one still tied to the past, [ name ]!  ❞
  • ❝ Don’t tell me things like that; you’ve never told me anything about yourself, so don’t tell me now! ❞
  • ❝ I felt like I was watching a dream I’d never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was all over. ❞
  • ❝ Do not fear death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light, but if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity…  ❞
  • ❝ Men only think about their past right before death, as if they were searching frantically for proof they were alive. ❞
  • ❝ No one can draw a clear line between sane and insane. You move that line as you see fit for yourself. No one else can.  ❞
Okay but really

what i truly love about Hellsing Ultimate is that is can go from this:

Corpses rising from a forsaken river of blood and unholiness!

That is a Hellhound!

That ghoul is eating a a baby!! WTF!?



To this in a matter of five minutes:

Some couples just can’t agree on anything.

MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN!

Fight night in which integra wins cause she is the Boss of all bosses

But

do you ever think about Jim making the Sir Boast-a-lot video

Like writing the script and noting down in brackets “angry face” “psycho smile” “mocking tone” “more sarcasm here” and putting himself in front of the camera actually making all of those facial expressions omg

Then editing it with movie maker and choosing with great care every single special effect and cursing because the programme keeps freezing or the sound of the fake thunder doesn’t come in time with the fake rain holy shit can you imagine it

You can bet your ass he locked the fucking cab’s doors after Sherlock climbed in because there was no way that fucker could escape the result of four days of hard work and a hundred coffee cups

A Good and Lovely Detention

Snape: *looks up from grading papers* Miss Lovegood, what are you doing?

Luna: I am scrubbing the cauldrons clean, sir.

Snape: *clenches teeth* Yes, I can see that, Miss Lovegood. What confuses me is why you are scrubbing them with a scouring pad and not the toothbrush I provided you with when you arrived. Where did you even get that thing?

Luna: I had it in my bag, sir. I brought it with me.

Snape: How did you know to bring a scouring pad with you? I hadn’t even decided that I would have you cleaning cauldrons until earlier this evening…

Luna: Oh, I always carry a scouring pad with me, sir.

Snape: …You are saying, Miss Lovegood, that you consistently carry a rough sponge with you?

Luna: Yes, sir.

Snape: …At all times.

Luna: Yes, sir.

Snape: …You’re still supposed to be using the toothbrush, Miss Lovegood. Those were my instructions.

Luna: Actually, sir, your instructions were to not use magic, and then you handed me the toothbrush, thus insinuating that would be what I should use. However, I have this scouring pad, and so I opted to use it, instead. It is making it much easier to clean these cauldrons, you know. I am glad I had it with me. My mother always said, ‘Luna, you always carry one of these with you, no matter what, because messes are everywhere!’ And she was very right, sir. These cauldrons are filthy!

Snape: Just what exactly does your mother do, Miss Lovegood…?

Luna: My mother is dead, sir. 

Snape: ………..

Luna: *looks at scouring pad fondly*  

Snape: ……….Carry on, Miss Lovegood. 

*goes back to grading papers and sees that the next essay belongs to Harry James Potter* *puts it at bottom of pile to face at a later time, unable to viciously grade* *questions life*

so I rocked up at 7am to the blood place because: fasting test, it was already full, I have been waiting for half an hour and reading news to distract myself from the endless void that is my stomach. creepy older dude comes in and sits next to the only young woman in the room, leans over and nudges me, and makes a comment about everyone being on their phones

I don’t think he’s pleased about how that interaction went, but he’s the one who took the risk of being annoying at statistically-likely-to-be-hangry people before 8am.

Don’t ask me. It was one of those things where you’re bored so you pull out an old work for fun + work on some skills and then the imagination tells your hands to do things but your hands are like “No sir, no sir… I am staging a coup”…. and then before you know it all the tea is upside down and there’s a chicken in the bathtub.

I kind of turned him in to a shirtless dandy? …………….no comment. Fenris has no comment either. :P

2016 memes so far:
  • harambe
  • arthur fist
  • bee movie remixes
  • x but everytime y it gets faster/other variants
  • we are number one
  • the nutshack
  • om telolet om
  • dab has not died
  • triggered
  • “i sexually identify as an attack helicopter” and other variants
  • be careful who you make fun of in middle school
  • chanel vs walmart
  • bernie vs hillary
  • a:b c:d dick:out i am forcibly x
  • bon ape tit and other variants
  • went from “hello sir it’s nice to meet you” to “your daughter calls me daddy too”
  • math lady and other variants
  • obama/biden memes
  • election 2016 in general
  • history of japan
  • the end of vine sparking a vine rennaissance
  • 2016 getting worse and worse
  • water bottle flip
  • me, an intellectual
  • tag yourself
  • stranger things title card edits
  • pokemon go
  • ppap
  • roses are red, violets are blue
  • shook mr. krabs and other variants
  • caveman spongebob
  • angry michaelphelps
  • alolaexeggutor
  • mannequin challenge
  • *inhale* *exhale* b o i
  • choose your own adventure
  • that one picture of barry the bee
  • just right pacha
  • dat boi
  • squidward dabbing
  • who are you “i’m you but stronger”
  • TM
  • wear heelies to escape your feelies
  • daddy kink in general
  • characters as characters from spongebob
  • sipping tea
  • the fitnessgram pacer test
  • ted cruz is the zodiac killer
  • episode ads and the tags
  • damn daniel
  • jean memes. jemes.
  • leo finally getting an oscar

reblog and add if you know more

Meme War

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Sam, Steve, Bucky, Wanda, Nat, Bruce, Peter, Thor, Vision and Scott.

Tony: Okay so, me and Bruce worked real hard on this one.

Nat: Bruce and I, just FYI.

Tony: We created a special program that should keep anyone out that we don’t want in.

Tony: So they shouldn’t be able to get in.

Tony: Oh fuck off.

Scott: Wait who can’t get in and why?

Bucky: So how sure are you they won’t be able to get in?

Thor: Sir Ant-Man, I believe they are discussing Lady Y/n and Sir Clinton.

Bruce: I am hundred percent positive they can’t get in.

Peter: Um guys, I am a little bit confused. What did they do?

Sam: Well Thank Goodness.

Steve: I had enough of that nonsense.

Tony: Nope, just me and my buddy Bruce.

Vision: Peter, I believe it’s called a meme war.

Wanda: My buddy Bruce and I.

Tony: Will you stop correcting my grammar?

Steve: Will you start making proper sentences?

Tony: Oh you too, Steve?

Scott: Seriously, so that’s why you blocked them out?

Scott: Party breakers.

Sam: Well Tic-Tac, you don’t see memes all around the tower.

Wanda: I wouldn’t mind seeing them, if they didn’t suck.

Peter: Well some of them were good.

Steve: On who’s side are you now Peter?

Tony: Hey leave the kid alone.

Peter: I am just saying.

Y/N has entered the chat.

Y/N has added Clint.

Bucky: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Vision: I am not fully sure how this happened.

Vision: My computer doesn’t acquire that kind of information.

Sam: YOU SAID THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN?

Bruce: But how?

Nat: I will seriously kill you two imbecilic.

Nat has left the chat.

Bruce: There was a special password that they need to guess before entering, and it’s not that easy.

Clint: Oh you mean “Y/N and Clint aren’t allowed in this chat”?

Clint: Pretty easy to me.

Wanda: Typical Tony.

Wanda: Now you should create a program that’s not gonna allow Tony to leave the chat.

Steve: Seriously Tony?

Thor: Interesting thinking, Lady Wanda.

Scott: Yeah, let’s torture Iron Man.

Scott: Who’s with me??

Bruce: I swear to God, I’m going to strangle you.

Bruce: Without turning green.

Y/N:        

           

Tony: Alright there buddy, calm down.

Vision has left the chat.

Tony has been disconnected

Bruce has left the chat.

Wanda: Someone’s gonna get their ass beaten.

Clint: Hey Vision

Vision: Yes, Mr. Barton?

Clint: How’s your vision?

Clint: Because

Clint:

Vision has left the chat.

Thor: Humans.

Thor: I would rather be stuck whit my idiot brother Loki, than you two.

Thor has left the chat.

Peter: Huh, good one.

Steve: I don’t get it.

Sam: This is so stupid.

Bucky: Lame.

Peter: I mean, buu, it sucks.

Y/N:

Clint: Hell yeah, Y/N, hell yeah.

Peter has left the chat.

Y/N: Yaiks, think I got him too hard.

Y/N: Poor little baby.

Sam: Then go suck his dick for comfort.

Sam:

Clint: Shit Y/N

Y/N:

Bucky: Y/N can I film it when you kill him?

Wanda: I’ll hold your hair so you don’t mess it.

Sam:

Scott: I will bring popcorn

Steve: I’ll plan a funeral.

Clint: I’ll bring memes.

Bucky: Oh dude, you know you’re going down.

Wanda: Harder than titanic.

Bucky: But not the way you’d like to.

Sam:

Sam: 

Y/N:

Bucky: GO Y/N, GO Y/N.

Clint:

Scott: Look guys what I’ve found.

Scott:

Wanda: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Steve: What is this?

Bucky: This is life

Y/N: Yasss Scott.

Clint: Good one.

Steve: I don’t get it.

Sam: Hilarious.

Steve: You gusy suck.

Steve has left the chat.

Y/N: BUT TONY SWALLOWS.

Clint: HAHAHAHAH.

Wanda has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat

Scott has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Clint: what the heck?

Y/N: They think their cool.

Clint: Let’s do something

Y/N: what?

Clint: Okay meet me in the training room in 5.

Clint: I have something great planned out.

Y/N: Can’t wait.

Clint has left the chat.

Y/N:

Y/N: Just had too.

Y/N has left the chat.


I dont even know anymore.