Do you ever just get really scared of growing up? We just moved houses to a gorgeous new renovated place, I spent a bunch of my savings on a new bed and have been organising my new studio. It’s all so overwhelming the rate at which things can change. I could be sleeping on my fancy new mattress tonight but instead I’m going to stay downstairs on a bunch of old duvets and pillows, playing kingdom hearts and eating kids yoghurt tubes until I fall asleep. I think I need this… being an adult can be too much sometimes
when i die god is gonna look me in the eye and say, ‘sorry kid, most of the stuff you did in life wasn’t THAT bad but you were south park on main for over 3 years’ and flick me into hell with his fingers
in middle school, jess once told a kid she was going to hex him and came to class the following day with a bunch of sage and a doll with needles in it. the kid called his mom and jess was suspended for two weeks.