that's-right-bitches

History Side of Tumblr Drinking Game
  • someone takes the cocaine mummies theory seriously (again)
  • “the british shot off the nose of the sphynx”
  • joke about the assassination of archduke ferdinand
  • someone insists the “real cleopatra” looked like 70s pam grier for some reason 
  • “ALLRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, SIT DOWN BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO SCHOOL ALL YOU ON HOW [insert historical figure/event] WAS THE MOST BADASS THING TO GRACE OUR PATHETIC EARTH. YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCHES. MAJESTIC AS FUCK” 
  • joke about henry viiii wanting a son
  • someone brings back the theory that the british scrubbed the paint off roman statues
  • blatantly wrong or at best anecdotal information about why [insert civilization here] was ACTUALLY FEMINIST AS FUCK
  • source: medievalpoc
Signs as Supernatural characters

Aries: Charlie Bradbury 

Taurus: Sam Winchester 

Gemini: Crowley 

Cancer: Castiel (believe it or not)

Leo: Metatron 

Virgo: Bobby Singer

Libra: Balthazar

Scorpio: Lucifer 

Saggitarius: Meg 

Capricorn: Kevin Tran 

Aquarius: Dean Winchester 

Pisces: Garth Fitzgerald

TBT—In honor of Memorial Day weekend, all hail the poppy queen, circa 1969, or thereabouts. My parents were very active in the American Legion, so my sister and I always had to march in the Memorial Day parade. This is the year I got to ride. Anyone who has ever marched in a parade will tell you riding, especially in a baby blue convertible, is much better.

My mom and dad always made sure we knew Memorial Day was about more than BBQs and parades. But that year, for this little girl, it was all about the tiara, the pretty dress, and a baby blue convertible.

If I posted any of my Liir art would someone reblog it or like it? Idk the fandoms kinda small, I wanna contribute but I haven’t posted art in years :/
I also do mood/aesthetic boards and some wicked fanart just in general.

dank-trash  asked:

Do you know how long I was with my boyfriend, the gryffindor one. 3 whole years. I caught him cheating on me, so the first thing I immediately thought of was, call up all my HP girls, were going to play bowling and plot on how to murder someone tonight. Then like three weeks later I saw him with the girl he cheated on with and I was like, "MmmmHmmmmm, that's right bitch just like in the alphabet I come before U." I shouted that across the mall. I feel bad, but at the same time not really.

YOU USED A SSS TO YELL AT A CHEATING BOYFRIEND YOU ARE MY HERO

  • trev: hi, sorry, am i interrupting something?
  • betty: trevor, hi! no, we were just working on our um-
  • jughead: our murder board.
  • jughead thinking to himself: yeah that's right you little bitch be scared we're so cool and hardcore and betty doesnt even like you, i hope you're scared we do all sorts of crazy shit and build murder boards in our free time look how intimidating
  • trev: yeah, i was just wondering if we're still on for tonight?
  • betty: yep! its a date!
  • jughead, thinking to himself: hOW DARE HE THATS MY FUCKING WIFE IM GONNA KISS HER LATER. SOMOENE HOLD ME BACK BECAUSE THIS TREV BOUTTA CATCH THESE HANDS-
  • trev: i'll see you later then.
  • *leaves*
  • jughead, thinking to himself: YEAH YOU BETTER LEAVE GOOD RIDDANCE