that's-as-many-as-four-tens!

Advice for the Signs!
  • Aries: Drink More Water!
  • Taurus: Go for a morning jog!
  • Gemini: Contact an old friend!
  • Cancer: Do something that scares you!
  • Leo: Go to bed early!
  • Virgo: Kill a man!
  • Libra: Take a warm bath!
  • Scorpio: Watch your favorite movie!
  • Sagittarius: STOP INFORMING TUMBLR USER BREASTFORCE THAT THEY FORGOT SAGITTARIUS IN THAT ONE FUCKING HORRORSCOPE POST. JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. I GET IT. I FUCKED UP. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE FORTY FUCKING MESSAGES IN MY ASKBOX LETTING ME I KNOW I FORGOT YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SIGN. FOURTY. THAT'S AS MANY AS FOUR TENS. IS THAT REALLY FUCKING NECESSARY?
  • Capricorn: Spend time with a loved one!
  • Aquarius: Do some yoga!
  • Pices: Finish something you're working on!