that's why she looks all crazy

“ew, gross” ― tom holland

Originally posted by tomhollandisdaddy

warnings: this doesn’t have any warnings because i’m a clean girl lmao but I did mention boobs once and there are a few swear words so yeah i guess that counts?? all of this is just pure fluff. 

pairing: tom holland x reader

summary: You have your own way of telling Tom you love him. It started off in high school and as your relationship went through ups and downs you never failed to remind him how much you adored him ― in your own way of course. 

word count: 3.8k+ 

author’s note: hiii guys this is the first time i’m ever posting a full writing thing? i literally wanna thank anyone who gets through all of this i love you from the bottom of my heart :( (if u leave me feedback i will love u even more). btw i wrote this at like 3 am when i was half asleep and this might be the only thing i ever post bc i threw all my ideas into one cause i never have time to write. ok thats it i love you sm bye !!!

two months

“Would you stop fixing your hair, Y/N? He’s gonna be here any minute.”

You sighed, rolling your eyes at your best friend. “That’s the whole point, Sabrina. He’s almost here and my hair looks like this!”

“He’s crazy about you,” she said. “He’s doesn’t care about what you look like.”

She was right. You were being silly and you didn’t know why. It wasn’t like this was your first date with Tom, but it sure as hell felt like it. Your hands were shaking from how nervous you were and you couldn’t stop nitpicking every little thing wrong with your attire.

It drove you crazy how much you still wanted to impress him.

“That’s him,” you picked up your phone, reading his text. “I gotta go.”

“Have fun!”

“I will!”

All your nerves had died down the second you walked out and saw him, leaning against his car. His dad had bought him the car as an early birthday/graduation present and you could still remember how excited he was when he saw it. Once you got close to him, he wrapped his fingers around your jacket, pulled you close to him and said,   

“You look beautiful, love.”

His comment made you blush. It made you blush so much that you hide your face in his neck, making him laugh. He loved making you blush just for that reason, it made you all cute and flustered and if he was lucky enough, you would kiss his neck.

That was the first blush of the night.

The rest of the them were spontaneous. They happened at random times like when you would gaze out the car window or grab his free hand while he drove. Those small moments were when he wanted to remind you how beautiful you were and you didn’t realize you adored this aspect of him so much until you were sitting in a cafe.   

It was the same cafe you two would visit after school to work on your assignments. Honestly, the place didn’t help you stay focused, you just loved their hot chocolate and spending time with Tom.

It’s where he decided to bring you tonight, for your fifth date as an official couple, but who’s counting?

“I don’t like british tea, Tom, you know this.” you pouted, looking at the cup in front of you. 

He laughed, shaking his head because you always complained about his tea. In fact, you’ve been complaining about it since freshman year, saying there was too much sugar and milk. Being the American that you are, you liked your tea plain.

“Try it for me, Y/N. Please.”

“Fine, but you have to try this for me.” you pushed over your plain tea to him.

“No way”

“Yes way”

“No way,”

“Yes way”, you continued. “It’s the least you could do and- Tom!” you shouted when he picked up the sugar.

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(requested by anon)

Kai Parker x Reader
word count : 4 101
warning : smut
summary : Kai meets Reader at the Salvatore house and teases her with magic.
*gif by christophwood

Ever since Kai turned into a heretic , Damon and his friends made it their mission to keep an eye out of him and keep him busy so he doesn’t kill anyone. Weirdly none of them seemed to even consider that maybe he was changing and that now with his coven was gone there wouldn’t be any reason for him to snap. When they asked him to come over that day he had no idea the day was going to be full of surprises for him.
To Kai spending the day at the Salvatore’s with Damon and everyone else (except for Bonnie who still couldn’t stand to be anywhere near him) had seemed like the most annoying thing in the world. They kept eyeing  him, following his movements around the room while he looked around , wondering if he’d give them the slip. There were so many things there , he couldn’t help but want to check out every single one of them. It appeared that over the decades , the Salvatore’s had gathered quite an impressive collection of all sorts of trinkets.
    “Put that down creeper.” said Damon , taking a sip of his bourbon seeing Kai holding one of the old vases. “If you break it , I will break you.
    “Always so hostile , Damon. Why is that ? Has Elena stopped letting you — tsk tsk , you know.” said Kai wiggling his brows. “Cuz that would definitely do it , or maybe its just who you are. I still can’t figure out which one is it. Or what Elena sees in you. Stefan is so much better than -”
Damon held onto his glass so hard , the glass smashed in his hands sending shards everywhere. Elena ducked to try and avoid getting pieces of it in her body , rolling her eyes before pulling Damon down on the sofa with her to keep him from killing Kai.
    “Owh , did I struck a nerve ?”
    “Ignore him.” said Elena quietly , rubbing Damon’s forearm.
The young heretic kept walking around the room under the stare of the couple , slowly making his way to the hallway , checking out the paintings when the front door opened and someone he had never seen before in his life walked inside the house and bumped into him almost knocking him down.
    “Watch where you are —” started Kai , freezing on the spot. “Oh hello.”
Kai checked out the knew comer from head to toe,  twice - the girl looked around his age , wearing short shorts , a plain white top with her hair made in waves. He was surprised to figure out she was a human since there weren’t that many humans left in the Mystic Falls gang. He wondered who she is. One thing Kai knew for sure - the girl stole his breath away and he wanted her to like him and be his friend or more maybe than a friend. So far he hadn’t managed to screw anything up with her , so maybe there was a chance for at least one of those things to happen.
    “Sorry.” she smiled nervously , taking a step backwards.
    “No harm done.” he smiled , unable to look away. “Wow you are like really pretty. How don’t I know who you are?”
    “I um — W-who are you again?”
    “Oh right sorry , manners. I’m Kai.” said Kai grinning at her , nervously running his fingers through his hair before shaking her hand, holding onto it a few seconds too long.
    “Step away from the human.” said Damon , getting up from the sofa to welcome his friend. “Welcome home troublemaker. Had a good year at NYU?”
Kai couldn’t take his eyes off the new girl and she appeared to have the same problem , glancing at Damon only for a few seconds. He could hear her heart racing and  her breathing becoming uneven. Damon gave Y/N an awkward one arm hug , messing up her hair right after until she slapped his hand away.
    “NYU was — fun , I guess though nowhere near as fun as hanging out here…apparently.” she said , running her fingers through her hair trying to fix the mess her friend had made.
    “I am just trying to get to know your friend , thats all. Why ? Does she have a boyfriend or something ?” wondered Kai , not taking his eyes off her. Thinking  this girl might belong to someone else but him made him feel weird. “You still haven’t told me your name.”
    “Sorry — I’m Y/N and no , I d-don’t have a boyfriend.” said Y/N smiling nervously. Elena wrapped her hands around her pulling her into a hug. “You never said he was that hot.” she whispered to her friend.
    “You think I’m hot ?” said Kai with an smile on his face,  taking a step towards her until Damon pulled him away. He glanced at the vampire , pushing him off. “Oh stop it with the over protective stuff. I am not going to hurt her. I think she likes me , it would be a shame if I don’t get to know her at least. What do you say? Do you want to spend the rest of the day with the most dangerous heretic ?”
Damon groaned and Kai ignored him , taking another step towards Y/N. He could hear her heart beating so fast, as if trying to leap out of her chest the closer to her he got. Something told him it wasn’t fear that was causing her reaction.
    “I promise you , whatever they have told you about me - they’ve over reacted.” said Kai , snaking his hand around her waist and walking her to the sofa.
    “Yeah because what you did at the wedding was a walk in the park.” said Damon , but Kai ignored him completely. All his attention was on Y/N.
    “Who knows , maybe you will see the good in me.” he smiled lightly brushing his fingers against her cheek for a moment. “Hey do you have twitter ? You should follow me - cobrakai1972. You know , like Karate Kid? ”
Y/N felt a tingly feeling spread from her stomach through her body the second Kai touched her. He didn’t seem evil like her friends had told her , he just seemed — like he wanted someone to talk to. There was no denying he was smocking hot and somehow in their first few moments together he had stirred something inside her , something she hadn’t felt since her boyfriend Kol. No way she’d hate Kai , ever. It was already too late for that.
    “Um … I don’t believe I’m familiar with that movie.” she laughed nervously.
    “OH then maybe we can watch it together like — you know, on a date?” he asked raising his brows for a moment just as they sat together on the sofa.
    “Wait – we just met and you are asking me out already ?”
    “Yeah , why ? Is that odd ? Sorry , I’m a little rusty on my social skills. You know , magical timeout and all.” he smiled nervously.
Y/N turned towards her friends raising her brows as if to say ‘Thats the super dangerous person you told me about ?’. Kai had a danger vibe around him , yes , but he didn’t seem as dangerous as her friends had made him out to be. He seemed nice and cuddly with eyes that could melt any girl’s heart. Like they already had started melting hers.
    “You two are full of surprises , aren’t you ?” she wondered turning towards her friends. “So where are my welcome home cupcakes with those red sprinkles on top ? I thought you said there would be cupcakes.”
    “You like cupcakes too ? Awesome ! Ch-cholate ones right ?”
Y/N glanced at Kai and then at her friends and then at Kai again , slowly starting to piece things together. Were they trying to make up for killing Kol with the white oak stake to get the stupid cure ? Sure they hadn’t known about her and the original vampire back then but it still hurt like hell. A nervous smile showed on her face and she ran her fingers through her hair.
    “Yeah …. with chocolate frosting and melted chocolate on the inside.”
Kai grinned rubbing his hands excitedly. “OH those are the best. I love you already.”
    “S-sorry what?” said Y/N blinking a few times really fast.
    “What ?”
    “You said ‘love’.”
    “No , I didn’t. I said ‘like’.”
    “Ohh-kay.” she said clearly remembering him saying ‘love’.
    “You like cupcakes and you are talking to me without that judgy look in your eyes all your annoying friends get whenever I am around.” said Kai sincerely. “How can I not like you ?” Kai grinned at her , pinching her cheek.
    “Don’t – don’t do that.”
    “Why ? Is it annoying you?” he said pinching her cheek again as she tried to swat his hand away. “You missed.”
Y/N started laughing , even more seeing Elena and Damon’s expressions. They were looking at them with a look of disbelief , suspicion , surprise as if Y/N had gone crazy and like Kai had done something evil instead of being all cute.
‘What?’ she mouthed. 'He is smoking hot –’
    “Alright thats - that’s enough. If you two keep it up like that I will need  a lot more of this.” said Damon shaking his empty glass in his hands , moments before he poured himself another glass with bourbon.
Kai raised his hands in defence. “Fine , I’ll stop talking.”
    “Yeah , as if thats going to happen.” muttered Elena sitting on the other sofa , reaching for Damon’s glass and gulping it at once. “Sorry , you might need to get yourself another one.”


Kai had stopped talking , mostly because he couldn’t figure out what to say to Y/N to get her to get out with him. He was starting to get worried something had gone seriously wrong with him because not once in his life he had felt that way. Why were his palms so sweaty and why was his heart doing those weird flips? How it was that he couldn’t focus on anything else but her in that moment ?
Y/N kept glancing at Kai noticing how he hadn’t taken his eyes off her , studying her face with curiosity in his blue eyes. Was she imagining it or was he moving closer to her ? Kai pressed his lips together for a moment , lightly licking his lower lip with a low 'hmmmm’ following afterwards.
Damn thats hot. she thought unable to look away from him.
A few minutes later Stefan and Caroline arrived at the house with the cupcakes her friends had promised her when they called two days ago. Stefan said something to her but she could barely see or even hear him. All her focus was on Kai and how in this moment his fingertips were grazing across her arm slowly sending chills all over her body. Y/N swatted his hand away but he didn’t give up. No matter how hard she tried to focus on reality it wasn’t possible , not with her new blue eyed friend doing all of this.
    “Oh just get it out of your system and kiss. I can’t stand the thought of an evening with the two you and that tension.” said Damon suddenly.
Y/N and Kai turned towards him. The young heretic was grinning and she was looking at her friend with a mix of shock and surprise in her wide eyes. Only half an hour ago he had practically tried to drag Kai away from her and now he was suggesting they make out. What ?!
    “I – I don’t want to kiss him. Why w-would I want to kiss him ?” she stuttered. “T-this is ridiculous.”
Kai put his arm around her shoulder pulling her towards him , sending electricity through her veins.
    “Oh sure you do , sweetheart.” grinned Kai placing his other hand on her stomach. “Owwh listen to that heart beat - racing so fast , so strong. Hmmm…”
Kai leaned in towards her brushing his nose against her cheek slowly moving it towards her neck while snaking his other hand on her stomach , getting her to lose it completely. Y/N’s eyes fluttered closed for a second and glanced at Damon then at Kai , pushing his hands away getting up quickly.
    “I’ll be right back.”

Y/N almost ran to the kitchen to get something cold to drink and find a way to cool down. Kai’s touch and just his presence had sent so many butterflies in her stomach she was 100% sure somehow they’d burst out of her. A few minutes later she had poured herself a glass with her favourite lemon / ginger ice tea and had leaned against the kitchen counter , taking a sip. Her eyes closed and she threw her head back for a moment letting out a small moan.
    “Oh that felt good.” she muttered to herself.
    “So hot moaning like that…” said a male voice , sounding way too close.
When her eyes opened Kai was standing right in front of her , so close his body was almost pressing against hers. He placed his hands on her waist and pulled her towards him leaning in towards her. His eyes kept darting between hers and her lips , his breath lightly hitting her face.
    “Kai – what are you doing ?”  she wondered trying to find a way to pull herself away from him. No way she’d kiss him. No way she’d let him kiss her either no matter how much she wanted to. Luckily for her his grip wasn’t to strong and she pushed him away.
Kai grinned at her , reaching for one of the cupcakes on the counter swiping some of the frosting with his finger and licking it clean right after. Y/N’s eyes widened and she tried very very hard to push away all those thoughts , but instead of helping he pushed it even further - licking some of the frosting from the cupcake with his tongue without taking his eyes off her.
    “MMmmmhmmm those are delicious. You should try them , here.” he swiped some of the frosting and held out his finger for her. “Come on , you know you want to. Plus how can you say 'no’ to chocolate cupcakes.”
Y/N gripped his wrist and pushed his hand away. “I um …no , t-thanks.”
Quickly she turned around walking out of the kitchen when barely a few steps away from the door , Kai caught up with her and without saying a word backed her against the wall , pinned her hands over her head and kissed her as if his life depended on it. Then as if nothing had happened he walked on his way to the living room leaving her breathless with her heart pounding so fast , even she could hear it. Y/N walked to the sofa , clearing her throat and lightly scratching her head. Kai poured two drinks - handing one of them to her.
    “T-thanks.” she smiled nervously unable to stop thinking about that kiss. Kai had sneaked up on her pushing her buttons so hard they were stuck and now all she could think about was him. Even more than before. How did he even do that ?
    “Go out with me.” he asked suddenly.
    “I barely know you. Why would I go out with you ?”
    “Thats why I want you to go out with me. To get to know each other. Isn’t that obvious or do kids do it differently those days? Tell you what. If by the end of the night I haven’t convinced you, I’ll let it go.”
    "Just like that ?”
    "Just like that.” he said raising his hands in surrender and then something flashed in them for a split second. “But you will go out with me. I know you will.”
    "Cocky much?”
    "Alright you two , break it up - my ears are bleeding.” said Damon sitting between Y/N and Kai. “Y/N is the smartest person here. She is not going to go out with you -”
    "We’ll see about that.” said Kai with a smug smirk on his face. 


The evening dragged itself on. Eventually everyone stopped eyeing them and she relaxed a bit. Kai had cooled it down with the teasing but just as she thought he might’ve given up on that idea something happened.
All of the sudden she felt as if someone was touching her way down there. Y/N glanced at her lap but there was nothing there. For a moment she thought it had been her imagination and pushed the thought away.Then it happened again only this time there was a little more pressure and it felt as if someone was drawing circles her clit and a quiet moan left her lips before she had had the time to stop herself.
    "Are you okay ?” asked Kai innocently , placing his hand on her hip very slightly moving it. “Do you need water or something ?”
Y/N turned towards him seeing the devilish spark in his eyes for a second and thats how she knew - whatever was happening , it was him. He was somehow responsible.  Damon glanced at her then at Kai , grabbing the heretic’s hand and droppingit on Kai’s lap with a smirk on his face.
    "No , I’m g-good. Thanks.” she muttered with a small smile , shooting him a warning look. How can he do that , specially with Damon sitting between them?! Kai grinned at her and took a sip of his drink when all of the sudden her legs parted slightly and an invisible finger entered her ,making her moan a little louder. Damon turned towards her straight away while everyone else glanced at her and she started coughing to try and cover it up.
    "S-sorry , it went down the wrong p-pipe.”
    "Go out with me.” whispered Kai leaning over behind Damon’s back.
    "No.” she whispered through gritted teeth , feeling the invisible finger getting joined by another. Y/N gasped , starting to clear her throat to cover it up feeling them curl around pumping in and out of her slowly picking up the pace. Quiet whimpers kept escaping her lips no matter how much she tried to muffle them.
Y/N balled her hands into fists , her nails digging in her palm almost drawing blood while she tried not to moan every time Kai’s magic fingers curled inside her. A couple of times she shifted on her seat , even tried pushing her legs together but none of it seemed to work.The girl was sure if she says something her friends would intervene but — she didn’t want them to. Y/N had no idea how her new friend was doing this but she enjoyed every second of it.
    "Ahhh that’s some really good bourbon.” muttered Kai , taking a sip looking around the room innocently while he continued teasing her with magic. Her skin felt on fire and the more she tried not to moan the worse things got. It was as if Kai wanted her to moan and his fingers picked up the pace even more. Y/N rested her back against the sofa digging her nails in the cushions. For a second she glanced at Kai and could see devils dancing in his eyes , turning her on even more. Another curl of his fingers later her back arched off the sofa and a quiet moan left her lips. Kai turned towards her grinning , his fingers slowly picking up the pace while an invisible thumb rubbed her clit. Y/N’s cheeks had flushed , her eyes kept fluttering closed and the way Kai kept looking at her with innocent eyes as if there is nothing he had done was just too much.
    “I freaking hate you.” she whispered through gritted teeth.
    “What did I do ?” wondered Damon. Y/N grabbed his glass with bourbon and gulped it all at once.
    “Woawh…” said Kai with an amused look in his face.
Kai continued teasing her , pumping his fingers deep inside her curling them around ,watching her squirm and try not to moan failing almost every time. Luckily her friends had started laughing about something and didn’t hear her whimper or see her legs shake as she came. Her thoughts were a mess , her skin was on fire and the lingering feeling of Kai’s lips on hers was driving her completely nuts. All she could think about was how much she wanted him. There was one thing left to do. Y/N turned towards him with an innocent smile on her face.
    "Yes , Y/N ?”
    "Will you come help me with the um - “
    “Yeah … lets go with that.” she muttered , getting off the sofa with Kai on her tail.
Y/N’s legs felt like jelly and she tried to hide it while walking out of the living room and into the hallway , turning right instead of left , heading towards the cellar. Kai caught up with her at the stairs pinning her against the wall not waiting a second before smashing his lips against hers. Their lips moved hungrily together as if trying to swallow each other. He took her hands by the wrists and pinned them over her head , pressing his body against hers ,pushing his crotch against hers making her moan into the kiss.
    "Go out with me.” he asked again gazing longingly into her eyes.
Y/N shook her head , wounding one of her legs  around his waist. A smug smirk showing on his face pushing against her again , resting his forehead on hers. Kai started saying something but she shushed him.
‘They are listening.’ she mouthed.
‘I dont care. I want you and I always get what I want.’ he mouthed back , slipping his hand in her jeans and under her panties until his fingers reached her clit. His lips formed a small letter ‘oh’ realising her panties were pooling with arousal.
    "Someone had fun.” he whispered as quietly as possible. “I wonder what you taste like ? Hmmm … ”
Y/N s eyes widened knowing her friends are upstairs listening in. What if one of them comes looking for them ? A devilish spark flashed in Kai’s eyes and his lips smashed against hers drowning out her moans while his long fingers pushed inside her to the last knuckle curling around , pumping inside her a couple of time. Each curl made her back arch off the wall and her hips kept pushing down on his fingers wanting him to go deeper. Y/N tried hard not to groan in frustration when his fingers pulled out. She had thought teasing her with magic had felt good but that felt magnified to the max. Kai brought his fingers to his lips , moaning as he cleaned his fingers as if her juices are the most delicious treat there is.
    ”So delicious.“ he moaned , leaning to whispering her ear. "And so tight around my fingers. It will feel so nice stretching you out.”
Y/N’s eyes widened and she slipped down the wall for a moment just thinking about what would happen next but he held her steady. However on fire she had felt upstairs , in that moment she was burning up.
    “Mmmmhmm … So , what do you say sweet cheeks ?” he whispered in her ear. “ Will you go out with me?” he asked again loosening the grip on her hands.
    “Tomorrow ?”
Y/N hooked one of her hands around his neck , slipping her other down between their bodies pushing its way in his jeans , palming him through his briefs. “Only if we get out of the house in the next 15 seconds.”
    “Is that a challenge?”
    “12 seconds –”
Kai grabbed her , whooshing them upstairs and through the door before anyone had had the chance to see them , though the sound of the door closing shut with a loud bang got all her friend’s attention.
    “Pay up brother.” said Damon with a smug smirk. “Told you they wouldn’t be able to resist each other.”


'jealous' sentence meme
  • ❝ i don't like the way he's/she's looking at you. ❞
  • ❝ i'm starting to think you want him/her, too. ❞
  • ❝ am i crazy? ❞
  • ❝ have i lost ya'? ❞
  • ❝ even thought i know you love me, can't help it. ❞
  • ❝ i turn my chin music up, and i'm puffing my chest. ❞
  • ❝ i'm getting red in the face. ❞
  • ❝ you can call me obsessed. ❞
  • ❝ it's not your fault that they hover. ❞
  • ❝ i mean no disrespect. ❞
  • ❝ it's my right to be hellish. ❞
  • ❝ i still get jealous. ❞
  • ❝ 'cause you're too fucking beautiful. ❞
  • ❝ everybody wants a taste. ❞
  • ❝ everybody wants your sex. ❞
  • ❝ that's why i still get jealous. ❞
  • ❝ i wish you didn't have to post it all. ❞
  • ❝ i wish you'd save a little bit for me. ❞
  • ❝ protective or possessive, yeah. ❞
  • ❝ call it passive or aggressive. ❞
  • ❝ i'm the type to never sweat no chick/guy. ❞
  • ❝ ain't nobody but you got me stressin' this way, you know. ❞
  • ❝ now the struggle's always real. ❞
  • ❝ girls/boys be steppin' in my face. ❞
  • ❝ you're the only one invited. ❞
  • ❝ how am i supposed to feel? ❞
  • ❝ you're the only one invited. ❞
  • ❝ i said there's no one else for you. ❞
  • ❝ 'cause you know i get excited when you get jealous, too. ❞
Does everyone realize that Lance's birthstone is a ruby?

Lance offhandedly mentions that he loves rubies and Keith goes nuts bc isn’t that HIS stone? He’s the red Paladin, so if not he’s claiming it right now. And Lance has aimed the remark in his direction that he doesn’t like the color red more than once so what is this about?? Does it have something to do with Keith?

Lance owns a ring, a small but elegant gold band with a rhombus cut ruby in the middle that was a gift from his mother on his 16th birthday. He hardly ever took it off on Earth but he tucks it away for safe keeping while he’s stuck in space. He gets it out to wear when he’s missing his mom the most and Keith is even more confused. Where did that come from? Why is lance wearing his color?

He asks lance about it one day when they’re eating together and the light is hitting the stone and Keith can’t stop looking at it. Lance, the asshole, just smirks and says he’ll never know.

He does find out eventually, from Pidge because she’s annoyed that Keith is distracted thinking about it and would be hard pressed to care any less about the rivalry shtick Lance and Keith have going on. She doesn’t care why lance didn’t want to tell him, it’s really not a big deal. Lance had shown her his present proudly when he got it, so he’s probably just doing it to piss Keith off.

Keith is satisfied with that explanation but of course he’s going to confront Lance about it. He can’t miss an opportunity to take lance down a peg. He’s accusatory when he tells Lance he didn’t have to drive him crazy acting like it was a secret.

But lance looks like a few seconds and his pride are all thats in the way of him breaking down in tears. Shocked, Keith stutters an apology.
“You know, we don’t have to share everything. Sometimes I just want to have something of home to myself. Is it too much to ask for me to think about my mama without the rest of you having to get involved in it?”
Keith reiterates that he’s sorry, he understands, of course he does, he shouldn’t have assumed that Lance didnt need privacy on the matter. After all, Lance isn’t the only one carrying around something from home he’d rather not discuss.
Lance goes on bitingly, “You want to know why it’s important to me? We were poor. My mama saved up all year to buy me this because she thought it would mean a lot to me. She could have gotten me a $30 video game but she didn’t. And it’s the last thing she gave me before we left Earth, so if that stuff hurts too much to talk about… Yeah. It does. There you go. That’s it.”

Keith gives him a long hug and spends a week doing nice things for him to try to make up for the mistake that led to a trembling voice and big red eyes. Lance stops wearing his ring. Keith decides not to ask why.

Keith acquires a ruby at an Earth shop on a hub similar to the space mall and has it set on a long and durable chain lance can tuck into his shirt. He chooses the day of rest and recoup after a mission where Lance saved his life to give it to him. “Now you have something you can love without being sad about it. And,” he dares to go on, “a peice of me. So uh, that makes it doubly cool?”

Lance laughs in place of crying and wears his necklace constantly, on the outside of his clothing for everyone to see. Keith hasn’t expected him to wear it openly, but he likes it so much better that way.

Heavenly Commentary: Deathly Hallows Pt2
  • Albus: I cannot believe that worked either. Between us, I am on miraculous form.
  • Lily: Albus, I swear if you don't tell us-
  • Albus: Relax Mrs Potter. All will become clear. Pay attention now.
  • ***
  • Sirius: Desecrating his body! Bastards!
  • Albus: He is not dead and feels nothing. Calm yourself.
  • ***
  • James: That...was Mcgonagall.
  • Lily: And Neville. So brave.
  • Sirius: Well here we go aga-
  • Fred: Neville got the snake!! I don't know why that's important but he did it!!
  • ***
  • Dobby: Kreacher! Kreacher fighting for the elves! Greatest of all the house elves!
  • Sirius: Kreacher is one of the greatest. But you're the greatest Dobby.
  • Regulus: I’d disagree. But there's no doubt they're both pretty amazing.
  • Sirius: Well look who turned up.
  • ***
  • James: Its glorious. We're winning.
  • Lily: Bellatrix versus Molly. I almost feel bad for that crazy bitch. Having to duel the last of the Prewitts.
  • Fabian: Last and greatest.
  • Gideon: Hell she beat us more times than I care to remember.
  • ***
  • Sirius: Thank you Molly.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Remorse?
  • Albus: The only thing that can heal a broken soul.
  • Remus: Perhaps you're being too kind Harry.
  • ***
  • Lily: I can't stand it. Oh God...
  • James: Be ready Harry.
  • Albus: Have faith in him.
  • James: HA-He did it...he's dead.
  • Lily: It’s over...
  • ***
  • Fred: He's leaving the stone?
  • Cedric: And the wand? Why?
  • Albus: Because he's better than us.
  • ***
  • Lily: It’s over. I can't believe it.
  • Fred: Still not sure about half the stuff that went on.
  • Cedric: I'll fill you in.
  • ***
  • Albus: I told you I had a plan.
  • Severus: Yes but you didn't actually tell me the plan. That was my annoyance.
  • Albus: Theatrics, Severus. Far more fun.
  • ***
  • Sirius: Why didn't you tell me?
  • Regulus: There was no time. Everything happened really fast. Plus you wouldn't have listened.
  • Sirius: I'm sorry. I know it doesn't help but, I'm listening now.
  • ***
  • Fred:
  • Albus: Boundless love. Under remarkable and terrible circumstance, can bring about magic that defies all laws of men and gods.
  • ***
  • Lily: Auror? Harry why go back to war? Why not be a teacher like Neville?
  • Alastor: Because for all his talk of peace? There is a part of him that is at home in battle.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Hey every-
  • James: Quiet! He's proposing.
  • Lily: One knee. Aw so sweet.
  • James: The ring is in the Snitch! This is the greatest proposal of all time!
  • Lily: She said yes!
  • James: Of course she did! The ring was in the Snit- oh! Oh my! It's time for everyone to leave. Now!
  • ***
  • Fred: My twin brother just started dating my ex-girlfriend. I don't know how I feel about that.
  • Cedric: Flattered? Second sexiest man she’s ever known.
  • Fred: You’re alright Diggory.
  • ***
  • Lily: It’s a boy!
  • Sirius: Obviously he's gonna be named after me.
  • James: Think again Padfoot. And no one ever used the middle name.
  • Albus: Congratulations. You're kind of grandparents.
  • ***
  • Albus: Another son! Very happy for you.
  • Lily: Thank-you. I wonder what he’ll...
  • Albus: ...
  • Severus: ...
  • James: Dammit Harry. I can't hate the man my grandson is named after! But I refuse to call you your real name!
  • Severus: That's fine. I still loathe you.
  • Lily: After all this time?
  • James: Fuck off Evans!
  • ***
  • Tonks: Hufflepuff! YES! SUCK IT LUPIN!
  • ***
  • Lily: Finally! A girl! This has to be me!
  • James: And Luna apparently.
  • Lily: Of course Luna. Haven't you noticed how close they are? He loves her as much as he does Hermione. Ginny too
  • ***
  • Remus: Prefect! HA! SUCK IT...NYMPHADORA!
  • Tonks: I'm gonna kill you.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I think it's time to move on.
  • Fred: What do you mean?
  • Cedric: Well there's supposed to be something beyond this. I’m going to find out. Care to join me?
  • Fred: I would. Let's go.
  • ***
  • Albus: Hello brother.
  • Aberforth: So this is where you've been.
  • Albus: Not just me.
  • Ariana: Hello Abey
  • Aberforth: Ari?
  • ***
  • Sirius: James is getting married. It's all gone so fast.
  • Lily: I think Harry feels the same way.
  • ***
  • Kreacher: Where are we?
  • Dobby: We are in a place of good, brave elves and wizards.
  • Regulus: And you, most of all deserve to be here.
  • Kreacher: M-master Regulus...
  • ***
  • Remus: Our son is getting married.
  • Tonks: He looks so handsome.
  • Remus: Gets that from you
  • Tonks: Was that a compliment or an observation?
  • Sirius: Both.
  • ***
  • Lily: It’s almost time.
  • James: He lived long enough to see his own grandkids go to Hogwarts. That's a full life.
  • Lily: It is. Here we go.
  • Harry: Goodbye Ginny. I love you.
  • James: Hello, Harry.
  • Harry: Mum, Dad. I've missed you.
  • Lily: We've missed you too.

vallistheweirdo  asked:

hello~ I'm just asking but what do you think about people bashing Kyoko because they think that she is to plain or boring? personally I think that she is a cinnamon roll that's too pure for this world

Hi @monatheweirdo, thank you very much for the question!

How can anybody bash on Kyoko? She’s a very precious and lovable person. Maybe those who bash her could try looking at her a different light?

I think a possible reason why they think she is a “plain, boring girl” is because she’s an average girl in the KHR universe. And that’s not bad! As we all know the KHR universe is one big, crazy mess and it’s a good thing that somebody could tie them back down to earth. I think Kyoko’s the one keeping Tsuna sane. Even Haru could be a little crazy sometimes.

And how can anybody hate on her after trying to beat up Tsuna’s mom for saying negative things about her son? Hahaha!

Kyoko doesn’t mess around when her friends are insulted. Don’t forget the fact that after getting transported to a scary, unknown place (AKA the future), she managed to handle herself just fine. I personally won’t be! And even then she’s mostly worried about her brother too, rather than herself.

I think that’s very sweet and admirable of her.

Thanks again for the question, @monatheweirdo!

Joker x Reader Imagine.

yoo this is my first imagine. sorry if it sucks hehe. oh and btw i used ‘homegirl’ and if you dont know what that is, its a girl who’s in a gang.
sorry it’s a bit short. Also , i know griggs isnt a guard at arkham but i like griggs so i put him in here. *Warnings* - light-ish cussing.


“Who’s the homegirl” Griggs asked. i looked at him and rolled my eyes
The woman, Amanda had to tell my whole damn story of why im in a crazy house and not a prison.
“Y/N Y/L/N , 19 ,from East Los Angeles. She was an honor student until junior year of high school. She met a boy who hung around a more different crew. they took a liking to each other and ended up dating. she was well liked by the gang members her boyfriend was friends with. they taught her how to fight. 2 years ago she got arrested for assault towards a girl. apparently Y/N was with her friends and her boyfriends ex went to her and started talking bad to her. calling her an ugly bitch, slut .. you get the picture. Y/N didn’t like it so she beat her up pretty bad. dislocated the girls shoulder, broke her nose and her left wrist. Couple days later she had to move here to gotham because her father was in the navy and he got deported here. Yesterday she got arrested for assaulting a boy who was calling her a freak and a whore. she was on top of him and punching him and then she stopped and looked. she got off and started crying and hyperventilating. She’s not all together in the head. Thats why shes here and not at a prison. Earlier we had her tested to see what might have caused that break down and the doctor diagnosed her with Bipolar disorder , depression , schizophrenia and paranoia.” he looks at me in shock. I just smirk at him.
Amanda walks over and whispers to him.

Amanda’s Pov
i walk to griggs and whisper,
“She’s crazy enough to end up here. prison wouldn’t be the best solution. she doesnt know she’s staying here. take her to the lunch area where everyone is right now. give her a little taste of this place before i break the news.” he nods and walks towards her.

your pov

he walks towards me,
“Cmon sweetheart we’re gonna go to the circus and see the crazies. Also known as the lunch room.”
i look at him in confusion..
“why are we going to the lunch room?”
He doesnt answer.
We get there and i see people in straight jackets , cuffed to the tables, its all a nightmare. i sit down in a corner table and wait. some are staring at me but i just ignore it.
Just then around 10 guards walk in and i see a guy in green hair lipstick, really really pale, with tattoos, handcuffed. he looks at me and grins.
‘he’s alright i guess’ i thought to myself
Amanda walks in and i get up. she has clothes in her hands and she hands them to me.
“You’re going to be staying here and given therapy. i dont know for how long but you haven’t been treated for your illnesses so it might take a while.” oh. my. god.
he looks at me with an angered face and growled.
i look at him and say “oh dont take it too hard princess.” he looks at me in disbelief and then chuckled.
i grab the clothes and went to go get changed. i go back to the lunch area and sit in the same area. That guy is still there. his eyes were on me as soon as i walked in and they haven’t left since i sat down. he walks over to me.
“hiya doll,” and grins.
“hi.” i said in a serious tone.
“What is a pretty thing like you doing in a dump like this?”
“ i beat up someone and had a little panic attack or something and i have to stay here so they can put me through therapy.”
i rub my eyes in frustration
“whats that?” he asked.
“whats what?” i asked confused.
“On your wrist. is it a tattoo?” he said in a curious tone.
“oh that. yeah it is.” i said remembering why i got it. feeling sad.
“why the long face doll ?”
“aye, you wanna get a tattoo with me? you’re 18 and it’s legal and i’ve been wanting to get one with you.” oscar asked.
“yeah? like what kind?” i asked a little surprised at his request. never thought he’d be a boyfriend/girlfriend tattoo kinda guy.
“well i know your always there for me through everything. your like my ride or die. so thats what i think we should get on out wrists. Ride or Die.” he says smiling.
“that’s an amazing idea. yeah i get one with you.”
——Tattoo Parlor——
“Okay so on the left wrist?” the tattoo artist asked. “Um yeah.” i said a little nervous. Oscar went first and i saw him tense up a little bit but not a whole lot. now it was my turn. it’s my first tattoo and im scared as shit.
i hear the pen buzzing and it comes in contact with my skin. it stings but it’s bearable. He finally finished and we both looked at our tattoos and kissed.
*back to reality*
a tear trickled down my face.
“hello? anybody home?” he asked clearly annoyed.
“what?” i asked waking up from my daydream.
“why the long face?” he asked.
“Oh um my boyfriend or ex , got the same tattoo as me after my 18th birthday to show how much love there was for each other. he got shot 2 days later and he died.” my eyes started to get watery but i couldnt show weakness infront of this guy. i wipe my tears and look at him.
“So what’s your damage?” i asked with a smirk.
“oh you know blowing up banks and hospitals. im a certified lunatic, im completely bonkers.” he said with a dopey smile.
“i never got your name.”
“oh im y/n.” i said
“y/n , pretty name for a pretty girl.”
“haha thank you. who are you?” i asked.
his non existent eyebrows went up. should i know who he is?
“Im the Joker. but you can call me Mr. J or J.”
im talking to the fucking joker.

A Chance at the Hidden Power. Pt.10

Words: 3.1k

Warning: Swearing

Summary: Amy and Matty come visit Y/N in LA and then then…the start of the England tour.

Thank you @lucidmalum you’re a bae for helping me out with this!

*1 Week until Calum’s first show (slfl) and Y/N’s Job interview*


I was stood at the airport waiting for Amy to arrive, bouncing up and down on the balls of my feet (nearly dropping my phone and my money). She had texted me a couple of days ago saying that she was coming over to LA, with her boyfriend Matty and I couldn’t of been happier.

I was stood with Calum who was dressed as if he were about to hibernate for 3 months in the terminal. Amy had texted me saying that they had just gotten off the plane at that they would be here soon, with the promise of a sneaky cuddle when Matty or any of the boys were looking.

Of course she would have to hug Calum, who was still in my body to make it seem as if everything was normal. The only problem was that Calum and Amy didn’t get along.

I wrapped my hands around the Starbucks coffee cup, my eyes rolling back at the blissful heat and looked down at Calum with a smile. Okay so maybe Calum did have an excuse to be dressed as if he were hibernating; it was just below five degrees in LA which was fucking strange but we jut shrugged it off.

He was wearing about 4 pairs of his own sweatpants, 2 of Michaels sweaters and 4 of his own band tee’s. He had struggle trying to get his feet into my converse as he also had 5 pairs of fluffy socks on but he did it. Only falling over a couple of times.

“Just remember that Matty doesn’t know about anything.” I spoke to Calum, watching as he too wrapped his hands tighter around his Starbucks and took a sip.

“Yeah got it captain. Also, I need to act like a bitch and he won’t suspect a thing.” he laughed winking at me playfully at I shook my head at him and pushed his shoulder. He gasped dramatically when he let go of his Starbucks cup, turning to me with a pout and twats in his eyes.

“Y-you made me drop m-my Starbucks..” He whimpered, but before he could let the tears slip I quickly wiped under his eyes and have him mine.

“Don’t get too emotional now, it was just a caramel hot chocolate.” I whispered, “Mine is exactly the same so have that.” I got a grateful smile in return.

Just as Calum was about to say something, I heard the laughter if Matty and the thundering footsteps of Amy; squealing as she crashed into Calum with her arms open.

Calum let go of the Starbucks.. again.

After two and a half hour car ride to the restaurant where we were to have our lunch, we were finally seated and digging into our lunches. Of course Calum had to go with a big burger with not one, and not two but three rounds of chips.

“Babe can you pass me the water jug?” Calum mumbled quietly to me, food in his mouth and burger sauce on the corner of his lip. I stopped the conversation I was having with Amy and passed Calum the water, laughing at his messy face.

“You’ve got a little something..” I leaned over the table, careful not to knock anything over and wiped the sauce away from Calums blushing face.

“Thanks.” Calum whispered, going straight back to eating with a sheepish smile on his face. When I sat back down, Amy was smirking at me as Matty looked between me and Cal with narrowed eyes.

“There is definitely something going on between you two.” Matty said suspiciously, twirling his spaghetti on his fork. I looked at Calum, who snapped his head up so fast he could’ve gotten whiplash. We cocked our eyebrows up at each other in confusion.

“And what would that be Matty?” Calum coughed awkwardly, grabbing his glass of water and taking a gulp. Amy was looking at Matty curiously, her head tilted to the side but with wide eyes.

Oh god if he knew what was actually going on, then this would end badly.

“You two are dating aren’t you?” He smirked, swallowing his food. I went wide eyed and so did Calum, choking on his water.

This caused me to panic and run round to him, patting him on the back and when he gave me a smile I knew he was okay. When I sat back down in my seat again, Matty was just looking between us with a smirk; as me and Calum looked at each other each couple of seconds and then back to Matty.

“I fucking knew it!” Matty half-shouted, fist pumping the air, “I called it. You owe me 50$ Amy.”

When our food had settled, and we were ready to go Amy quickly kicked my shin and I looked at her; she was hinting for me to go outside and smoke one of Calum’s menthol cigarettes.

I grabbed the packet from the table with the lighter, standing up abruptly. Matty and Calum had to hold the table from tipping over.

“Oh shit, my bad.” I shrugged with an innocent smile, “Before we go I’m just gonna nip outside for a quick smoke. I won’t be long.” I smiled at them, making my way to the smoking area of the restaurant.

“In that case, I can finally get to ask a man’s opinion on something.” Amy said, “Matty I would ask you but you wouldn’t understand the musical engineering side of it and since Calum’s not being a complete bitch to me, I’m gonna ask him.” Amy stated, giving the confused Matty a quick kiss on the cheek.

When we got outside, closing the door so it clicked, Amy turned to me with a confused expression.

“What the fuck have you gotten into since you’ve been gone?!”

*Calum’s POV*

Y/N and Amy both walked away, Amy having to catch up with Y/N’s long strides. Once they had both gone, Matty let out a sigh of relief and looked over at me. He then leaned up on his elbows and looked me straight in the eye, my mouth full of Brownie and Ice Cream.

“So hows your plan coming along? Have you gotten any closer to your goal?” A gleam of something I couldn’t quite detect fluttered across his eyes.

“What plan?” I asked after I had swallowed the last bit of Brownie and Ice Cream, cleaning the sides of my mouth. Of course I was going to play dumb, I wanted to know what Y/N was really up to.

“You know - you were going to get close to Calum, know his secrets then crush him. Like, squash his fragile heart in the palm of your hand!” Lust for drama and revenge. That’s what the gleam was in Matty’s eye was.

“W-what?..” I whispered. Matty just looked at me and laughed as if I was being crazy. I can’t believe Y/N would do that. Maybe thats why she’s been so nice to me. I turned to the smoking area door, seeing Amy and Y/N walk towards us, a smile on Y/N’s face as she was looking at me.

I glared at her, pulling my middle fingers up at her before screeching my chair backwards and storming out to the car. It wasn’t long before they all came rushing out, Y/N with an irritated look on her face and Matty and Amy looking as if they were arguing.

To say the car ride home was awkward would be an understatement.

After we had gotten back to the villa, maybe 20 minutes later we all went our seperate ways; Matty heading straight towards the sound of Fifa, Amy and Y/N walking off outside as I stood in the middle of the kitchen.

Of course I greeted Ashton and Luke when I came in it they were too busy playing Fifa to acknowledge me, but when Matty walked in they gave him ‘bro hugs’ and shut the living room door.

I groaned before hearing music coming from upstairs, a smirk coming across my face as an idea to get back at Y/N lit up like a lightbulb in my head.

I took off most layers of clothing, stripping down to my panties and one of Michael band tees, with some really funky socks. I shrugged before running up the stairs straight to the end of the hallway where Michaels room was.

Bursting through the door, I saw Michael sat on the bed with wet hair and just a pair of boxers on, the PACMAN ones Y/N had bought him a couple of months ago.

“Michael Clifford,” I shouted over the music, making him jump and switching it off, “I want you to fuck me. Fuck me like there’s no tomorrow!”

“How drunk are you Calum?” He turned to me, his eyebrows cocked up. “And where’s Y/N, have you two had a fight?”

“Michael how bad have you wanted to have sex with Y/N?” I spat, not caring about what he was saying. He didn’t reply, just rolled his eyes so I carried on, “Because heres your fucking only chance.”

“Calum thats out of order to Y/N! She doesn’t want you to use her body for sex with any of us or any dude!” Michael glaring at me, “So sit your ass down!” I did as he said sitting on the bed and falling into my back.

Michael crawled up next to me after putting some comfy clothes on, wrapping his arms and legs around my body and I clung to him; trying not to cry out my frustration at Y/N and her stupid body.


It was everyones last day in LA and I was a little disappointed but at the same time I was pumped to finally go to the UK. Whilst I was packing to go there, Amy was packing to go back home and it took MI’s so much to not run to each other and burst out crying.

I’ve been wondering what happened to Calum last night, when Amy and I left to have a chat he was fine, but he wasn’t there when we got back, literally eye balling me to an early grave.

When we had all piled off the plane, Calum was still fucking ignoring me; purposely sitting by the window seat with Ashton and Luke sitting in the two seats next to him. That left me sitting with Michael but that was fine as we tried to cuddle but we were in such awkward seats we couldn’t.

I had no idea why he was being like that but I finally decided that enough was enough to and I was going to confront him about it.

“Cal why have you been ignoring me?” I asked sitting on the bed, watching him pack all of our clothes into drawers and then back into suitcases. But he just carried on ignoring me. He sat down at the end of the bed, pulling his phone out and tapping on Candy Crush.

“Cal please” I whispered, I rolled onto my back so my head was now near his hip. I tugged at his arm and tried taking the phone away but it didn’t work.

“Do you really want to fucking know why I’ve been ignoring you?!” he snarled slamming his phone on the bedside table. I jumped up from the bed standing to my feet, as he did the same before storming over to me.

“You.” He poked his finger into my chest, right in the centre on my sternum. “You’re the one who decided to make a plan to get close to me and then drop me. You think I wouldn’t find out about that? God you’re such a bitch! You actually thought that is switching bodies would bring us closer? To make us something more than friends?!” His eyes were wild, his hand going to his (well MY) wavy hair, “You thought wrong Y/N. I wouldn’t dare go near you, so your stupid plan wouldn’t have worked!” He screeched, his chest now heaving up and down in anger.

I stood shocked, I never actually was going to go along with that shitty plan. I knew it would someone end up getting fucked up, and cause an absolute meltdown. I opened my mouth but closed it again, looking like a goldfish.

“I was never going to go through with that Cal, because I knew if I had gotten close to you I wouldn’t be able to drop you because you would’ve meant a lot to me!” I spoke softly, watching Calum calm down slightly, “I don’t want to hurt you Cal, even thought we hated each other I never wanted to hurt you, I’m sorry.” My voice was barely above a whisper. When I didn’t get a reply I looked up, only to be faced with a blank stare that I couldn’t relate.

He stood still with a cold glare on his face before he opened the hotel door room. I sighed walking out and the spare hotel room we booked if anything like this happened between any of us. I can’t believe he would ever think I would do that to him.

The next morning I’d gotten a text from Mali. I had met her before briefly never properly introduced but she was asking if I could take some couple shoots of her and her boyfriend Tom.

I said yes of course as she around the area and the 5sos boys weren’t doing much. Obviously it wouldn’t be me but Calum isn’t doing anything either.

I made my way to mine and Calum’s hotel room and quickly got changed, noticing that Calum didn’t even sleep in this room. He must’ve slept with Luke and Michael again.

I strolled down the corridor to their room and knocked on the door, thankful that Michael answered.

“You alright bub?” He opened the door wider for me to come in, kissing me on the cheek quickly so Luke didn’t see.

“Yeah Mike, where’s Cal?” I asked quietly, smiling at him.

“In the bed of course.” I nodded walking over to the bed and jumping on Calum, being careful not to hurt him as he was in my body. He let out a groan trying to push me off.

“Calum your sister is in town and she wants you to take photos of her,” I whispered into his ear, pressing a delicate kiss to his temple.

And at that Calum pounced up, knocking me backwards and smiled. I knew that family meant a lot to Calum especially his sister. He lunged for me and brought me into his chest, falling back and wrapping his legs around my body. This is the first time he’s actually been in contact with me since last night.

“Thank you” he whispered like a mantra, holding me tighter and kissing my temple.

It took us all a couple of hours to get ready, me doing Calum’s make up in the comfort and safety of our hotel room and Calum texting Mali with a grin on his face.

We got over to the small studio that Mali bought with her friend and we walked straight on in since it was more of an office type of building. We walked into room 12 and Mali was sat on a box with Tom, laughing and holding her phone up to their faces as if they were taking goody selfies.

“Hey Mal!” I shouted, I knew that Calum used that nickname for her. I opened up my arms and Mali ran over. I wrapped my arms around her tightly and started swinging from side to side.

“Why hello superstar!” she laughed pulling away and slightly punching my arm. Calum stood beside me smiling with the camera slung around his shoulder.

“Mali, this is Y/N,” I said pushing Cal towards Mali with a soft look.

“Hi, I love your work so much!” Mali said going to hug Cal. Calum hugged Mali tightly and let go smiling, “It’s finally nice to know of an amazing photographer around my age!”

“Its nice to finally meet you properly!” Calum said with a soft smile.

“Yeah, Cal’s told me a lot about you.” Mali looked Cal up and down with a smile on her face as Calum looked as if he were a deer caught in headlights, his face dropping at what she said.

“Right thats Tom, my boyfriend and this is the white screen we’re using so feel free to set up and take charge Y/N!” I smiled over at Tom, I had also met him briefly but I know he treats Mali well.

Calum walked with Mali trotting after him, over setting up the camera as the couple got ready to have their photos taken. The room was like a dance studio with a few mirrors and against one wall was a big white screen opposite was a few lights and a camera stand.

Once everything was set up, I was able to watch Calum laugh and take photos of his sister and Tom. I sat there admiring how Calum had gotten good at photography not as good as me of course, but he was getting better. They had finished and Calum was showing Mali the photos as she picked her favourite ones. Everyone got ready to go and Mali walked over to me.

“We need a quick catch up how about coffee?” She spoke with a gorgeous smile on her face.

“Yeah, sounds good Mal,” I smiled back, locking my phone and slipping it in my back pocket.

“Me and Cal are going to have a coffee but it was nice meeting you Y/N! Tom if you’re not going back home can you text me?” she said shrugging on her coat, with difficulty.

“Yes Mali” Tom said kissing Mali, helping with her coat and going back to tidy the equipment that was used. Calum stood there smiling at Mali whilst packing my camera away, not looking for too long in fear of freaking her out. Calum came over to us and gave Mali a big hug, Mali squeezing Calum closer.

“It was lovely meeting you too Mali” he muffled into her neck. Mali giggled, letting go of Calum and grabbing her car keys. He came over and tried to bear hug me as I kissed his forehead.

“I got this,” I whispered into his ear, squeezing his hips in a comforting wag. He smiled at me and Mali, saying goodbye and walking back to the hotel.

“You know Cal, I can see why you’re in love with her. I just can’t believe you haven’t done anything about it..” Mali said, I felt my heart stop as I looked at her. She was smiling at me poking my arm, playfully winking.

What the fuck.. Calum was in love with me?

7. “Who is he?”

I have been working as a bartender in one of the clubs run by the infamous Joker. I knew it was considered dangerous at times but he payed well and the tips were even better.
I have only had two encounters with The Joker himself, nothing major.
Nothing like getting called into his office or anything, basically it’s more like I’ve seen him twice. He usually has a posse of men around him or he comes in the back way and heads upstairs. 
He’s what every girl dreams of when she thinks of a bad boy, so girls are constantly throwing themselves at him. He radiates ‘sex’ off his pale skin, his demeanor is commanding and strong and he always gets what he wants. 

“Hey Jess!” Mike calls me from the back of the bar.

I give him a nod and I let my hair out from a braid and shake my head back and forth so it falls loose down my back. The club opens in about 10 minutes and it’s Friday so the line out side is around the block. I step behind the bar and tie the half apron around my waist. 
I adjust myself allowing more cleavage to show, Mike lets out a small laugh and shakes his head.

“What? I get better tips! No shame.” I laugh back at him.

We start preparing the bar and getting things out and lined up before the rush comes in. 
Mike gives me a wink and I wink back at him, it’s our ‘We got this’ signal. 

The doors open up and people are flooding the floor, the music gets louder and the drinks start getting ordered. 
Mike and I have things handled, we split with shots and mixed drinks and he handles beers and I handle wines. We work well together.

My regular comes in and takes a seat in front of me.

“Hey Jess, hows it goin’?” He gives a crooked smile. 

“Its going quite well Tank.” I roll my eyes at Mike as he tries not to laugh.

This guy is here every Friday night and his I.D really does say the name Tank. He got dumped here about 2 months ago and he spilled everything to me. 
Bartenders basically get paid to get people drunk and listen to people stories. So, thats what I did, my job. He is a great tipper so I deal with him. 

“Your hair looks nice like that, Jess.” He gives Mike a nod leans in on the bar. 

“Thanks.” I give him a pressed smile and place a shot glass in front of him, “Gin?” I question his regular drink.

He gives me a nod and then lets me get back to work. The night is staying pretty steady and Mike and I have a chance to breath.
The front door swings open and I see the army of men, my heart starts to beat a little faster. The crowd of people part but only a few stop and stare. 
I see the green haired man gliding across the club, i’m on my tip toes trying to see as much of him as I can. He is scanning the room and his eyes meet mine.
Its only for a brief second as I quickly drop to the flats of my feet only to slowly peer up again and his head is still looking in my direction. Again, our eyes meet. I hold the look for only a few seconds before my heart starts beating in my chest. 

“You like your boss?” Tank looks at me in disgust, “You think that guy, The Joker is somethin’ don’t ya?”

I roll my eyes at him and pour him another drink, “Shut up!” I laugh.

“You ain’t denying it!” he gives me wide eyes. 

“He’s alright. He’s not, i mean, he isn’t bad to look at.” I look around to see if any other employees are listening. 

“Why? He is crazy, you know that right?” He throws his drink back and pushes it towards me for another fill, “Mike, you know shes got a thing for The Joker?”

Mike gives me a once over, “She’s not the only one. He is mysterious, thats why all the girls bend over backwards for him, quite literally too.” He shrugs his shoulders.

I pour tank a few more drinks and cut him off at six small glasses of gin, which two he threw back like a shot. I can tell he is feeling pretty drunk right about now. 

“Need me to call you a ride Tank?” I offer him as I serve a couple more customers. 

“I want you to be my ride baby doll.” His words are slowed and slurred.

I give a sharp look to Mike and he comes and takes over my side to get me away from Tank.

“Don’t talk to her like that, man. You know better.” Mike tries to settle him, Tank has always been a gentleman and respecting of women. This was a change.

“She wants to fuck satan himself and she finds that offensive?” He lets out a loud laugh.

Mike shakes his head as he serves a couple of people at the bar before mouthing ‘I’m sorry’ to me. 
I shrug my shoulders, I know he’s drunk so I really can’t hold it against him. I give him a nod to get back to his side of things. 
Tank tries grabbing at my hand when I slide people their drinks, i get out of his grip each time. 

“Seriously, Tank. I’ll get security!” I snap at him. 

“I like when you show a little fire!” He goes to stand up and walks towards the opening of the bar but he stumbles and falls. 
I quickly make my way around the bar and another guy helps me get him up, he is a lot bigger than me and his weight on my shoulder is almost painful. 

Quickly the crowd is parting open and less of an army is accompanying The Joker, he stops in front of me and the other guy holding up Tank.
My knees start to feel a little weaker. 

“Drop him.” His voice is low and raspy and it makes me want to obey him.

I don’t, the guy on the other side does though and the weight of Tank topples on top of me. I end up underneath him and I push him off me and stand to me feet as fast as I can. 

“It was just getting good!” Tank slurs and my eyes get wide.

“Who is he?” The Joker takes a step toward me and looks down at drunk Tank and back up at me.

“He is just a really good customer, sir.” I can’t tell if i’m shaking or if its my voice, maybe both.

“Ah, calling me sir, you know your manners.” He gets even closer to me and runs the back of his hand against my cheek, “Such a good girl already.” I hear him purr.

I close my eyes softly, taking in his soft touch, his scent, him. 
I open my eyes back up and his hand disappears, I worry that eyes are on me but when i look around there are only a few people keeping watch.

“Shall we?” The Joker holds out his arm for me to latch onto.

I take a small step back, “Oh, uhm, no, no thank you sir.” I stutter the sentence out. 

“It really wasn’t a question doll.” He grabs onto my wrist and pulls me away.

Tank reaches out and grabs onto The Jokers ankle trying to stop him, he is slowly getting back up as he causes The Joker to stumble.
The Joker makes one swift motion and pulls his pistol and shoots Tank in his shoulder. 
I go to scream out and The Jokers hand os over my mouth holding it in, tears are running down my face and onto his hand. 

“I didn’t kill him, but I will if you don’t get moving.” His whisper is loud in my ear and I start walking.

A few guards stay behind to clean the mess, some people have cleared out but most stay and enjoy the night. Things like this have happened before and it is clearly known to not make a scene or things will get worse.
I have never had to see it though. 

He finally lets go of my mouth once we are outside, I gasp for air and let a few sobs come out. I wipe my face with my hands and take a few deep breaths, The Joker has his eyes on me and is waiting for me to calm down.

“Are you done?” He places his hand on my lower back escorting me to the car out front. 

I can tell that was another rhetorical question so I just nod my head once. He opens the back door for me and I step in, he slides in next to me. 
There is a pretty large man in the driver seat and he takes off as soon as the door closes. 

“You seemed a lot more intrigued earlier, what changed baby?” He wraps his arm around my shoulder pulling me close to him.

I find it odd how soothing his fingers are running circles on my shoulder.
“Just, you know, never had to see someone get shot. So, just a little shook up.” I force a smile even though he can’t see my face.

“Well, that shook up feeling will be gone soon enough.” His hand trails down my arm and he slides it underneath so his hand is gliding up and down my side.

I can feel the rush go through my body and I try not to change my breathing patterns. He gives my side a small squeeze and I let out a deep breath which ends in a slight moan.

“Daddy likes that baby.” He places his other hand under my chin and tilts my head towards him, his lips land gently on mine.

He stays gentle for a moment and then I push back, the kiss quickly grows as out tongues find each other. I adjust myself so i’m on my knees on the leather seats. He now had both hands pulling my sides closer to him, he growls as I break the kiss with a bite to his lower lip.

The car stops and he pulls away from me quickly opening the door and reaching his hand for mine. 
He acted like such a gentleman at some points it was hard to realize he blatantly shot someone earlier. 
He doesn’t give me any time to take in the sights of his place as he is practically dragging me up the stairs. 
He stops in front of a door at the top of the stairs and slams by back up against it, my eyes close tight and before they open again his mouth is on mine. He has my arms pinned to the door, he presses his body against me and I can feel his throbbing dick, it sends me into a spiral. 
He pulls away from the kiss again, he opens up the door I was just pressed against, its his bedroom.
I take a few steps inside and he grabs me and throws me on the bed. 

“Don’t fall in love with me darling, I swear I’ll break your heart.” He cocks his head back and doesn’t give me any time to answer. 

He is ripping my shirt down the middle and I start reaching for his pants buckle, he backs off just long enough for both of us to strip, he lets out a deeper growl as he crawls on top of me again. His tongue is swirling on my neck and he bites on the softest parts. I let out soft moans with his bites, my hips meet his and I let out a deep sigh feeling him against me again, but this time the contact is much deeper. 
One of his hands makes its way to my breast as he grips tightly and barely holds back his thrust. 
I moan out calling him The Joker as I feel his tip rubs against my clit.

“Call me daddy.” he whispers in my ear, giving no warning as he gives me his entire length.

Originally posted by blairwitchk


practically done I just need to get the DAMN MASK TO QUIT BEING A LITTLE BITCH 


Late Night Raid (Asugi x Nina)

“You still haven’t told me what it is we’re stealing.” Nina huffed, watching as Asugi carefully picked the lock to the mansion.

They wouldn’t have to worry about the owners being home and catching them. The residents of the ‘humble’ abode were at some play, thats at least what Asugi had told her. Whether this was true or not, Nina didn’t know. But she didn’t want to think that the ninja would botch a job just to annoy her with lies.

“Not stealing, hotcakes. Borrowing.” Asugi smirked as he unlocked the door, letting it fall open slowly.

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Preference #5

~The Supernatural~

Scott (Mermaid):

The water pulsed rhythmically under my fingertips as I sank even further into the pool. When I had dipped my toes into the calming blue I never planned to actually go for a swim; this certainly wasn’t the time for that, but as soon as I felt the familiar sensation of water lapping against my skin I knew I was a goner.

How can I explain it? Its like…a call. Like the water had a voice and was calling out to me in a voice I couldn’t resist. It was my home calling out to me to come back.

Before I knew it I was waist deep in and the transformation had begun. Scale by scale my deep violet tail began to appear, quickly covering the pair of human legs I had been forced to use to conceal my identity. We were a dying breed and for as long as I could remember my mother had drilled into me the precautions we needed to take to avoid being seen in our full-fledged mermaid form. If that happened we would become like lab rats, put in aquariums and made to swim for the pleasure of humans. 

But despite all that I felt myself lose control. What harm could a quick swim do? After all I was completely alone in the house and if anyone wanted to come in they would knock, right? “Just a quick dip,” I assured myself already smiling. It had been so long since I last swam.

Pulling my shirt over my head I threw it to the side and my bra soon followed. I plunged in so that my entire body was submerged. Immediately, the effects of the water were showing. My vision was a hundred times better and I could see every little crack in the walls and floor. I finally felt comfortable in my own skin and looking back I saw my tail beating up and down and creating tremendous waves. 

I felt so free.

Smiling widely, and just for the fun of it, I opened my mouth and let out a flurry of bubbles. Breathing underwater was another perk of being a mermaid. Looking around I ached for the presence of other wildlife. How long had it been since I had swum with the gentle tiger fish in the open waters? I missed the company.

My copper hair floated lazily and I watched its motion as the water pushed it back and forth. All too soon my happiness left me. I was alone. It didn’t matter if I was reunited with the element that gave me life if I had no one else to enjoy it with.

Sighing, I swam to the edge and pushed myself up using my forearms, leaving my chin resting on the gravelly edge and my tail flapping absent-mindedly behind me. A dull feeling washed over my limbs and my heart dampened a little as I thought about how little of our kind were left.

That’s when I heard a shout from across the tall hedge surrounding our house. “Y/N! You in there?” No, no, no. Not Scott. He was going to find out. He was going to find out in the worst way possible. 

“Shit.” My mumbled curse did not go unnoticed. Damn that werewolf hearing.

“Oh you’re by the pool? OK, I’ll climb over. Listen, Derek just told me something and I think you should hear-”

Silence. The thump his feet had made as he landed over the hedge resounded in the air and I gulped. His eyes went wide. Slowly, he walked towards me and crouched down with one knee on the floor his gaze marvelling at my tail. Oh God, what would happen now?

“Is that a tail?” He finally choked out. Licking my lips I nodded and slipped back into the water, but even that couldn’t soothe my nerves. The safety of my entire species resided in Scott. And whose fault was that? Oh yeah, mine.

“Scott you can’t tell anyone about this. Please.”

“Wait, why not? I mean why can’t I tell our friends. Stiles, Allison, don’t they deserve to know?” I could tell he was getting riled up so I quickly placed a hand on his arm.

“Scott, its not a matter of friends. I trust you, of course I do, and I trust them too. With my life. But this…this isn’t just about me. This is a secret closely guarded by a few hundred; the more people know the more we’re at risk.”

“We as in,” he breathed out and paused nervously, “Mermaids?”

“Yeah. So please understand that you can’t tell anyone else.”

He cleared his throat nodding furtively. “OK, alright. I promise. Y/N, can I…can I touch it?” 

I gave a resigned sigh still trying to process the fact that Scott of all people knew my secret. And although he hadn’t mentioned anything about it yet, I knew at some point we would have to talk about the fact that I had been in a relationship with him for a little over half a year and I hadn’t even hinted at the fact that I wasn’t human. What would this mean for us? “Sure. You’ll have to get in though. As soon as I leave the water it disappears.” Not even bothering to take his clothes off he lowered himself into the pool and I steeled my nerves resisting the urge to back away like a frightened animal.

This is Scott. Your boyfriend Scott. Y/N, you can trust him, I thought trying to calm myself. 

His black shirt pooled around him as he edged forward. Suddenly he stopped and looked down abashedly. “Are you not wearing a shirt?” I looked down and realised with a start that he was right, the only thing covering my torso was my soaking wet hair that was plastered to my skin. I blushed and looked away. Its not like I had been expecting company…

I grumbled trying to hide my embarrassment. “Yeah well, its nothing you haven’t seen before.” He chuckled at that and placed a soft kiss on my cheek stroking my hair with the pad of his thumb effectively relieving the situation of its previous tension.

Before I could get a chance to regain my composure Scott was standing directly in front of me so that our bodies were mere inches away; more importantly his other hand had snaked to my waist and he was gazing at it in wonder. He ran his fingers over the glistening scales and looked back up at me as if seeing me for the first time.

“You’re so beautiful Y/N. You are so perfect.” I could barely hear him over the beating of my heart.

Derek (Siren):

Derek’s POV:

I growled as I caught sight of her entering the loft. For goodness sake the girl wasn’t even dancing; as the party raged around her she simply swayed from side to side with a tacky red plastic cup in her hands. It wasn’t even sexy. She wasn’t even sexy. She was just another teenager.

So why the fuck couldn’t I get a grip on myself? And why did I, and every other guy in the room, want to get my hands all over her lithe body? To run my hands through her hair and hold her hips so that they moved against mine? To make her scream my name all night-

No! This was getting ridiculous. Something had to be going on, there was no other explanation for the way I felt about her. Gritting my teeth I crushed the cup in my hand and threw it aside sauntering towards her. 

As soon as she saw me her face lit up with the usual cheesy grin and she opened her mouth only to close it when my hand closed around her forearm. “Come with me,” I said gruffly doubting she could even hear me over this loud music.

Sure enough she furrowed her brows in that childish way and pointed to her ears. Not bothering to repeat myself I dragged her away from the dance floor roughly and didn’t let go until we were safely outside on the balcony. Why did I ever let Scott throw this stupid party?

“Derek, you’re hurting me.” Huh? I snatched my hands away from her and saw that I had indeed left purple and blue marks on her arm. 

“Sorry,” I said clearing my throat and trying to distance myself from her by walking over to the rail. But just as I felt a little more comfortable I could hear her feet padding towards me.

“What’s wrong?” The charms on her bracelet made clinking noises as she placed her hand on top of mine on the rusty railing. The contact scalded my skin; as if she was a dancing flame that I had foolishly got too close to.

Glaring at her dainty fingers I chewed the inside of my mouth not liking the feelings that bubbled within me. “I have a girlfriend. I have Jennifer and I love her.” A guilty expression flitted across her face for a second, but it was long enough that I saw it. However she quickly masked it with one of confusion. No way was she going to fool me. She knew something and I was going to make her tell me.

“Why are you telling me all of this?” Licking my bottom lip I clutched at her hand. Hard. She let out a surprised yelp and looked at me in horror. “Derek, what the hell?” She tugged and tugged trying to get out of my grasp, but I wouldn’t let her.

“Drop the act Y/N. I should be asking you that. What exactly are you playing at? I don’t know why and I don’t know how, but you’re doing something thats driving me crazy. And I have a fucking girlfriend so stop. Stop this right now.” With my last words I felt the alpha inside me stir with anger and I squeezed her hand even harder until she cried out in pain and I realised that my claws had emerged and were currently digging into her flesh. 

Blood poured down her arm in rivulets…and thats when it clicked.

How could I not have seen this before?

Y/N and I had never been that close; she was just another one of Scott’s friends. An immature teenager who wasn’t even that much of a help and had never fully been a part of our little group. She always put her studies first and for a reason that only now became clear only helped with the planning of our missions but never with the executing. That would explain why I had never figured out the truth before; if she had ever fought with us she would have no doubt suffered injuries and would have bled for all to see. For so long she had managed to deceive us all, but then again isn’t that what creatures like her were best at? 

I huffed still in shock that I had not seen the signs before. “It all makes sense now.” She looked at me in fear, and rightly so. I knew her secret. As she nursed her hand against her chest the golden liquid ran down her creamy white skin and glistened under the moonlight, marking her for what she truly was.

“A siren. A siren in Beacon Hills; of all the creatures. A damn siren.”

“Derek please. It’s still me. Don’t look at me like I’m some kind of monster! I’m still Y/N!”

I snarled, my lips curling as I fought to stop myself from ripping her throat out. Some kind of monster? She was a monster. The worst kind. Seduction was like second nature to her and with the artful use of her body she could get anyone to do anything. The thought terrified me. “Derek! Please! If I was going to use my powers against you, don’t you think I would have done it by now? You must see reason!”

“Do you take me for an idiot? Obviously you want something and you’re willing to wait for it. I can’t believe I ever trusted you and I’m going right now to warn the rest. You better count your days siren and if I were you I would get the hell out of here.” With that I stormed off, hating the fact that the filthy creature’s scent of sage and lavender was still on my mind.

Isaac (Angel):

I felt like a bird trapped in its cage. The bookstore that Isaac had asked to meet me in was a small, rustic little thing tucked away in the quieter side of town. Away from the bars and clubs and near the retirement home and quaint cafés. Why did I feel uncomfortable? Because lately Isaac had been acting extremely strange. Sometimes when I would look up from my desk in History I would see him gazing at me intently. And I know, I know he was my boyfriend so I was probably just being paranoid but it wasn’t the kind of love-struck look I had grown accustomed to but one that was scrutinising and curious. 

Not only that, but we barely saw each other outside of school these days and the conversations we had were dry and Isaac never seemed totally present. It all started a week ago and I didn’t know how much longer I could put up with his odd behavior. This calm setting worried me because…well because I was terrified that he had brought me here to break up with me.

It makes sense doesn’t it? He doesn’t want to do it over text or phone because he is after all a gentleman, he doesn’t want to do it in school or some other crowded place for fear that someone we know will hear and spread it around, so he brought me here. A secluded place with only five or six other customers milling about. I couldn’t bear the thought of life without Isaac and I shuddered with nerves when I heard the wind chimes announce the arrival of a new customer.

It was him. It was Isaac.

When he saw me his lips curved into an uncertain smile that I mirrored it as he languidly walked over to where I was. “Hey Y/N.” He seemed so confident and that only made me feel worse. So was he glad to be getting rid of me or something?

“Hey. Why did you ask me to come here? Of all the places,” I said trying to sound like I was joking.

His disconcerting eyes studied me for a moment before gently taking my hand in his. “Come with me.” Speechless, I followed him to an isolated corner and watched as he slid a book out of its place. Why couldn’t he just break my heart and get it over with? Did he have to read to me first too? Probably some sappy quote about moving on.

“Isaac what are you-”

“Angel.” The book was propped open and light flooded through the windows illuminating the pages as he drank in my appearance; eyes bugging out of my sockets and slack jaw. He cleared his throat. “Angel, noun. A spiritual being believed to act as an attendant, agent, or messenger of God, conventionally represented in human form with wings and a long robe.”

Thats when I actually took the time to read the title of the book and I found myself physically struggling to breath. “Angels: The Facts, The Myths, and How to Recognize One.” 

Looking casual, as if this was something he did everyday, Isaac flipped a couple pages and began reading again. “Angels are one of the hardest creatures to identify. The most necessary tool is belief. There are many who would say that Angels are a thing of bibles and children’s books, but you must believe the truth which is that they walk among us. Taking care of us and doing their job. As for the tell-tale signs, they are extremely subtle. A strong spiritual connection is usually the biggest clue. This does not mean they simply pray often, but rather that in their prayers they speak as if they know God personally and you can sometimes hear them telling him of how they are faring on mortal earth and reporting back to him how well they are doing with the certain humans they were assigned to help.”

“Isaac I….” When I trailed off at a loss for words, Isaac continued.

“Angels offer their guidance in whatever form God deems fit. Sometimes as a relative, sometimes as a friend, sometimes as a mentor, sometimes as a mother or father figure, and sometimes as a romantic interest. However in the end, whatever shape they take, their soul purpose is to make you grow as a person. Has one of your loved ones demonstrated this? Have you had the feeling that sometimes they are reckless and care more about your life than there’s? Are they always there for you regardless of their own problems? To the point where they are attached to you pretty much 24/7? If your answer is yes to these questions I would say you have an Angel watching over you.”

Finally, Isaac closed the book and put it back on the shelf licking his lips. “When did you first start to have your suspicions?” I asked gingerly.

He pulled me to him and gathered me in his strong arms, encasing me so that his face loomed directly above me as my head rested against his chest. “A week ago. When I came to your house for our study date I walked in on you praying. You sounded weird, and seemed panicked when you saw me so I pretended that I didn’t notice anything. Now I know why you were scared. Anyway, I’ve been researching this stuff ever since.” At this point he let out a short laugh and I worried for I didn’t know what to make of it.

“I used to always say this weird thing when Derek asked me about you. I’d say that you were like my guardian angel,” he said moving closer so that the tips of our noses rubbed against each other, “I never could have guessed how true that was.”

I couldn’t help the tears that welled up in my eyes. “I can’t deny anything you’ve said. So now you know. What does this mean for us?”

To answer me he swooped down and pressed his lips to mine. Not in a hungry or urgent way, but as if we had all the time in the world and he wanted to savour me for eternity.

Stiles (Nymph):

Stiles’ POV:

“Come on!”

Y/N’s voice was playful and childish and the laughter that followed her words was like the ringing of bells. When I finally caught up to her I was just in time to see her flop onto her back on the lime green grass. Meadows stretched for miles around us and we were the only two humans in sight.

I took a seat next to her and flicked away the specks of mud that clung to the hem of her ankle-length skirt. “Its so sunny today. Stiles this has got to be the best weather ever!” She sighed and stroked the grass as if lost in a trance.

I agreed with her wholeheartedly, but decided to tease her anyways. “Oh really? How about snow, hm? I think thats way better than this. I mean snow ball fights, having an excuse to drink hot chocolate everyday, whats not to like?”

She gasped and grabbed my hands in hers startling me. The feelings for her that I had managed to keep sedated for this long soared. “Stiles how can you say that?! Don’t you feel how warm my hands are? And don’t you love how you can lie here all day, close your eyes, and still feel the sun? Snow is bleak and dreary and winter as a whole has got to be the most gloomy time of the years.” Her pink lips puckered in an adorable pout and I laughed.

“Relax Y/N, I’m just kidding,” I said patting her hand, but she pulled away scowling and huffed indignantly before getting up and skipping down the small hill that was more like a speed bump than anything. Her nude ballet flats lay discarded in my Jeep and I snickered at her feet where the fresh mud had made blades of grass stick to her skin. “Wait up!”

When I finally caught up to her I tackled her in a hug and received her usual heart-warming smile that told me all was forgiven; she was so predictable like that. What I did not see coming, however, was that she would lose her balance completely and fall over bringing me down with her.

We landed in a tangled heap; the only thing keeping me from crushing her small figure were my forearms that held me aloft by pressing into the earth. Her breathing came out in pants and fanned my face as I stared at her in shock. Or maybe I should say stared at what lay beneath her.

A dozen or so blush pink chrysanthemums that had definitely not been there before had sprung to life on the grassy meadow. They were all cluttered together and in the exact place where Y/N’s head was; they had cushioned her fall. How is that even possible?

Bewildered, I slowly let go of Y/N’s waist and sat myself down. She must have seen the direction of my gaze because she turned around in confusion and then ceased all motion when she saw what I had seen. I could see it in her eyes, she knew something I didn’t. “Y/N? What…” I plucked up one of the chrysanthemums, “What exactly is this?”

She fidgeted under my stare but did not give me an answer. The wheels in my brain immediately began turning, if she wouldn’t tell me then I guess I’ll just have to piece it together myself. Alright Stiles, think. This must have something to do with nature and some sort of connection that Y/N had with it. The first thought that popped into my head was that she was Mother Earth. Thanks a lot brain, you’re being really useful today.

OK, what are the other possibilities? What kind of person would nature want to protect? Maybe someone who was kind to it? No, that couldn’t be all. What on earth-

“Leimakid.” I looked up to see Y/N avoiding my eyes and instead playing with the soft flowers. The way she said the word was as if it was something more precious than all the treasures in the world. Too bad I didn’t know what it meant. 

“Care to elaborate?”

“A leimakid is a nymph of the meadows.”

“Nymphs like in Greek mythology? As in like those Percy Jacksons books you’re always talking about?” She nodded looking somber, even the sunbeams that shined down on her could not make her smile.

So she was a nymph. Sometimes the way she would move so gracefully made me conjure wild fantasies about her not even being human. She was too beautiful. Too ethereal in her appearance. But never did I think I would be right. 

Realizing that now was not the time for questions but rather the time to comfort Y/N, I chucked her under the chin. “So meadow-girl, want to race me back to the jeep?” A soft chuckle escaped her lips and there it was.

Her gorgeous smile.

“You’re a good guy Stiles,” she said handing me a single flower. I accepted it hoping I wasn’t blushing. “A really good guy.”

Then she did the unthinkable; she stood up bringing me along with her and placed a kiss on my cheek. Her lip gloss left that part of my skin feeling a little sticky, but that was fine with me. “On three?” She asked grinning mischievously.

“Yeah, sure.”

Needless to say, she won. By cheating that is. Was it not clear that impromptu piggy-back rides were not allowed in races?

(A/N: So this request was for a preference in which they find out the reader is not human. I did a ton of research for this and added in my own bits like the blood and the flowers. I also tried to make each one different, so they weren’t all fluffy. My favorite was the Stiles one. How about you? Shoot me a message and let me know!)

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16. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”

sorry this took so long anon! enjoy :)

Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. 

“Mulder, stop that” Scully said from the seat next to him 

“Stop what?” he whispered 

“Tapping your pencil” 

She had a serious look in her eye, and Mulder knew not to argue. 

“Alright partners, we’re going to do one last exercise today, each of you will go to a room where you will meet with a therapist who specializes in partner-based therapy.” said the agent at the front of the room 

“Couples therapy?” yelled one of the agents in the back, causing the room to explode in both laughter and groans 

Mulder leaned in to Scully, “This is exactly why I didn’t want to come to this stupid seminar.”

Scully didn’t move back, just smiled and said, “Why, afraid I’ll tell the therapist about the drawer filled with videos?” 

Mulder laughed quietly, “Scully, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Agents in the back, care to share what’s so funny?” 

Mulder and Scully turned back to the front and saw all eyes on them. They ignored the whispers, after 6 years together they just knew how to filter them out.

They made their way to the assigned room and sat on the couch with their knees touching, a behavior that did not go unnoticed by their counselor. 

“Agent Mulder, Dr. Scully. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Dr. Leons” 

Mulder and Scully nodded and replied as respectfully as they could. 

“I’d like to begin with a couple of questions before we get to your main issues.”

“Main issues, not that we have any, but where would you get that information?”

Dr. Leons grinned, “We’re the FBI Agent Mulder. Plus, we asked your AD for your reports from the past 5 years.”

Mulder and Scully looked at each other, exchanging the words “We’re fucked” in one glance. They shifted uncomfortably and turned back to Dr. Leons, nodding in acceptance. 

“Agent Mulder, we’ll start with you. Do you feel that the two of you can trust one another?” 

Mulder nodded vigorously before Dr. Leons could even finish the question, “She’s the only one I trust, and I’m positive the feeling is mutual.” He stole a side glance to Scully and saw her give him an approving smile. 

Dr. Leons noted that too. They answered five more generic questions, with flying colors, before they got to the main questions.

“Dr. Scully, I read that you suffered from cancer. How did that affect your partnership?”

Mulder took a deep breath and unconsciously went to reach for her hand, but pulled back when he caught Dr. Leons eye. 

Scully didn’t flinch, “I believe it strengthened our partnership. Agent Mulder was the only person who was there the entire time I had cancer. If it wasn’t for his strength and his faith, I never would’ve been willing to fight on.”

Mulder’s head was turned to face her, his mouth was slightly open and eyes soft. Scully put her hand on his knee and he turned back to face Dr. Leons

Dr. Leons didn’t jot anything down, just watched them. 

“Umm, well I’m happy you pulled through. You took must communicate well.” Dr Leons stated, not expecting an answer.

Mulder nodded. Scully didn’t. When his eyes went to face her, she didn’t look back at him. 

“We might as well talk about these things while we have the chance.” she thought to herself 

“Well, not always.” she said with hesitation 

Dr. Leons raised his eyebrows, “Do you have any examples?”

“Yes Scully, do share.” Mulder said with a hint of annoyance 

“Sometimes he runs off places without telling me, or makes decisions on my behalf, or just ignores what I’m feeling because he’s so focused on the task at hand.” 

Mulder put his hands in his lap and stared back at Dr. Leons. She was right. 

“How does that make you feel?” Dr. Leons asked her 

Mulder grunted in disgust and shook his head. 

Scully eyed him, trying to telepathically get him to turn around. 

“It makes me feel like he doesn’t think I want what he wants, or that I don’t care as much as he cares.”

Mulder turned around at that, “Scully, thats not true!” 

She looked straight at him now, “It’s not Mulder? Why do you ditch me all the time then? Partners don’t do that.”

He was angry now, “Scully, I’m just trying to protect you.”

“Protect me?! Well, let me tell you, I don’t feel protected. You make me feel like I’m not good enough.” 

Her gaze pierced him, daring him to answer. Dr. Leon didn’t interrupt them, just watched them, it’s not like they noticed him anyways. 

“Scully, that’s crazy. You know that’s not true.”

“Really? Then why are you always willing to run off with Diana in the blink of an eye, but you don’t even have the courtesy to pick up the phone and tell me what’s happening?”

Mulder stared back at her, moving closer to meet her eyes with his own. 

“Scully, you’re making this personal again.”

Scully grunted, “You just don’t get it. Mulder I’m your partner, not her. But you’re willing to run off into the dark and tell her your secrets and completely brush off anything I have to say.”

“Scully, it’s not like that. I don’t want you out there, you don’t owe me anything, you don’t have to put yourself in those situations.” he pleaded with her 

“Mulder, what makes her so different that you’re willing to let her go off with you? What is it about her? Can you trust her more? Is it because she’s not a skeptic? Is it your history? What’s the difference between us?”

Mulder’s blood was boiling, but before she could finish her sentence he yelled, “I’M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER!” 

Immediately, his eyes went wide, regret filling his eyes. “Oh she’s definitely gonna leave me now” he thought to himself 

Scully said nothing, Mulder said nothing. They just stared at each other. 

“Well, I umm, I think. I think I’m going to give you guys some space.” Dr. Leons said, reminding both agents of his presence. 

He left the room, leaving Mulder and Scully floating in a long, awkward silence.

Imagine: Harry left you for someone else, and months later the lads and him see you at the club. Completely different.

Its been five months since Harry Styles, my three year boyfriend, left me for some blonde bitch. Honestly, at first I was devastated. Until my best friend, Amanda introduced me to the party life.

I was never a party girl. I was that girl that sat in the silence reading a book or studying to become a lawyer. If anything, I was a nerd and a dork. I hated my life but I couldn’t do anything about it. I never wanted to become a lawyer, read books, nothing. My parents never really asked me what I wanted to do with my life and assumed that I wanted to do everything they did. Oh they were so wrong.

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Been a while... (Final)

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They continued down the hallway backstage to their dressing room in silence. He didn’t know what to do, or how to feel. He couldn’t believe she had been there, this girl who he once knew almost better then himself. This girl he had spent so many nights with just staring at the ceiling discussing their dreams, fears, and everything in between. The girl he thought he once loved, who left before he had the chance to tell her.

He pictured her smile, a thought that used to light up his days, made his stomach tighten. He pictured her flipping her long hair and laughing when it hit him in the face. All the thoughts and memories of her he had worked so hard to forget, but never could, flooded his mind.

They rounded the corner and he pushed open the door to their dressing room. He stopped breathing. She was there, standing in his dressing room, just a few feet in front of him. The other guys backed out of the room and continued down the hall, leaving them to be alone.

They stared at eachother for what felt like a forever before she finally spoke.

“Hi” she barely wispered, meeting his eyes and then looking to the floor quickly. It was hard for her to look at him. It was hard for her to stand in front of him after so long and not be able to run into his arms. “Its been a while..” she said in the same low tone.  

He finally took a breath when he heard the sound of her voice. She wouldn’t even look at him, and he couldn’t look away.

“What are you doing here?” was all he could manage, sounding a bit harsher than he had intended.

“I… I don’t know” she answered moving towards the door.

He stepped in front of her, he couldnt let her leave, not again.

She really didn’t know what brought her there, it wasn’t a concious decision, returning to the venue, her heart must have been the guiding factor because she hardly remembered the walk back.

She nervously twisted her braclets when he moved closer to her. She hated feeling like this, like he was a stranger.

He lightly placed his hand on her forearm.

“Please don’t go” he said looking away from her as he spoke. “I need to know why, what happened, what did I do to make you hate me so much that you would leave, you didn’t even say goodbye.” He started off strong but by the end of his sentence his voice had become small.

He thought she hated him? He had spent the past year thinking she hated him. The thought of this killed her. She didn’t hate him at all, she loved him. Thats why she had to leave.

“I don’t hate you, I could never hate you.” she said quietly, looking into his eyes finally.

“Then why,” his voice cracked, “Why did you leave me, how could you write me off like we were nothing, how could you just change your phone number and disappear from my life completly without looking back?” It felt like he was looking deep into her sould, “I was in love with you.” He exhaled.


His words were so painful for her to hear, but she deserved it. Was, he was in love with her. Past tense, as in not anymore, as in she should not have came.

“I was in love with you,” she said immediatly without thinking. They had never spoken those three words to eachother. “I’m still in love with you,” she continued, “thats why I ran that day, thats why I ran tonight, thats why I don’t know what I’m doing here.”

She still loved him, he had been waiting to hear those words for so long, but he didn’t think they would feel like this.

“I don’t get it, that doesn’t make sense.” he shook his head and then looked into her eyes. He knew she was telling the truth, her eyes could never lie.

She knew this was it, she had to tell him everything. “I’ll explain everything to you, I need you to just listen to all I have to say, its complicated” she paused, “please try not to go crazy over this." 

"I’ve been going crazy over this for a year” he pointed out, finally for a moment feeling himself relax, but it wouldn’t last.

“Okay,” she took a deep breath and sighed, “That morning when I woke up in your hotel room everything was normal, you weren’t there but I could feel myself smiling because I knew you would be back from rehearsals soon to spend a few hours with me.” she spoke slowly, “Being with you does something to me that I can’t explain, its incredibe, and its scary.” She looked up and saw him give a half a smile before biting his lip.

She continued “I got out of bed and walked to the bathroom to have a shower. Thats when I saw an envelope had been slipped under the door. I figured it was for you so I picked it up to put on the table so you wouldn’t step on it, but then I noticed it had my name written on it. Inside was a letter…” she paused, “and a plane ticket home.”

He looked more confused then ever. “Who was the letter from? What did it say?!” the tone of his voice let her know he was becoming agitated.

He was frustrated he needed details and couldn’t get them fast enough.

“I don’t now who it was from, it wasn’t signed by anyone.” she replied.

“Well what did it say then, what did it say that was enough to make you leave?”

“Listen okay?” She paused again, examining his helpless facial expression. “It broke my heart, because it was true. It said that if I was in love with you, then the best thing I could do for you was leave. It said that I was only a distraction,” she searched his face for a reaction but he still looked so confused, “I knew it was true.” she continued, “It said that whether I wanted to believe it or not I would stand in the way of you following your dream. It was all true and I knew it, your music had just started really taking off and you were becoming really really busy, somehow you always found time for me, but it was time you didn’t really have to spare.” a tear fell down her cheek.

He couldn’t believe what he was hearing, someone had sent the girl he fell in love with away, but who? It seemed like the plot to a bad movie.

He walked towards her as tears began to fall from her eyes. He lifted a hand to lightly brush them from her cheeks.

She tilted her head into his touch. “I’ve missed you so much, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry I hurt you.” She was now hysterical. “I knew if I told you you’d be able to make me stay, but I couldn’t do that, I couldn’t hold you back anymore.”

He wrapepd his arms around her. It was the only thing he could think of for the past year, having her back in his arms. “I’m still in love with you too.” he wispered into her ear softly.

He had his girl back and nothing else mattered. He wouldn’t let her run from him again. “This is what I want,” he told her, “I want you, every day and every night. Please..” he exhaled deeply, “you are part of this dream, I need you… You don’t have to run anymore.”

Soooo thats it …wow endings are so hard to write .. i tried so hard not to make it super corny but it kind of happened anyway. Please Please Please let me know what you think .. I’m really curious about you reaction .. Who were you thinking about while you read, i didn’t choose any boy in particular so you could imagine your fav! I imagined luke while I was writing but it could totally fit for any of them! Was it annoying that I didn’t choose one of them? should I focus the next series on a particular guy?? let me know what ya think!!! THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR READING!! and feel free to drop a request or anything else in my ask box!! =]

anonymous asked:

What negative traits does JJ have? He seems so perfect please convince me that he is human and imperfect like the rest of us.

before i start answering this i have to say that this is entirely my own opinion of him and you do not have to believe me

i am not stating any of this as fact but my opinions that ive made from my own observations pls keep that in mind

with that being said in my opinion he does have negative traits tho

i think he doesnt love himself as much as he should

he doesnt actually see the jaejoong that we see

like he doesnt actually fully understand how precious he is

for example he genuinely doesnt believe that he’s good looking and no matter how many million ppl cry over his face he wont believe it

its like when a family member says ur good looking and u dont actually believe them? i feel like thats how he feels when fans tell him he’s flawless

this causes him to be very dependant on attention

i understand when haters call him an attention whore because he is

im not going to deny it

but im also not going to spend my time explaining to them why he needs the attention

in my opinion the reason why he doesnt think he’s good looking is because when dbsk first started out he was the least popular member

not that many ppl liked him compared to everyone else

there was even this one story that in really early dbsk days this fan wanted to go to someone else’s line at a fansign but then the line got too long so she was forced to go to jaejoong’s line because it was the shortest and when she got to see him she told him she hated him

thats why you hear all these stories of him with hamtaro pjs and walking out on the balcony for fans to see him

he desperately wanted ppl to like him

it also doesnt help that the other members are so good looking because he has them to compare himself to and he knows that for example compared to yunho or yoochun, he’s not considered particularly handsome

sm gave him this flower boy look and he didnt really know what to do with it because at the time ppl werent exactly crazy about pretty boys

so he worked out and tried to get manly and have muscles so more korean fans would love him

but then sm shipped him off to japan and the japanese didnt like his muscles, they wanted a legit pretty boy anime character, so once again  he felt like he wasnt accepted

he lost all his muscles and transformed into a legit real life anime character and that was how the yaoi manga uke era was born

til this day the japanese are still fucking crazy about him because they love the unreal bishounen prince look and it helped jaejoong embrace the fact that he was born with a pretty face and he’s going to fucking rock it

its very different in korea and japan because if u notice in korea jaejoong always has to have a manlier look

you can see from the past jyj albums and when he acts in dramas

in order for him to be accepted he needs to be manly

but for his solo album he went all out, dying his hair blond, being a fierce rocker with fur and everything because he didnt give two fucks what the korean public wanted because it was ‘his’ album

besides his japanese concerts were fucking cray like ppl went cray ok

he’s just really insecure and it has become a part of him but im so proud of him because i’ve watched him slowly accept himself through the years

its just that now with the split i feel like jaejoong feels like he’s never going to be enough ya know

when fans scream DBSK in my mind he feels like no matter what he does he’s going to disappoint someone

because he cant give us ‘Youngwoong Jaejoong’ or ‘Hero Jaejoong’ or ‘Jaejoong from DBSK’ and he wants to

no matter what he does he believes that ‘Kim Jaejoong’ isnt going to be enough

i just hope that he realizes some day that ‘Kim Jaejoong’ is enough

at the very least he is for me

All Time Blush - Requested (Calum)

HELLO, this was requested by Anon (Hiii, can you do one where you’re dating Calum and the guys from All Time Low tease you and you blush and Calum tells them to stop hahaha pleaseeeee!! Thank you so much! :D) ENJOY!!!

‘Have do you not agree?’ You gasp, 'have you actually watched the whole film?’ You question, narrowing your eyes towards Rian. 'Yeah I watched up to where they had the meeting about her being a shit actress’ he tells you making your jaw drop. 'Dude that’s like twenty minutes in’ you cry making Alex laugh. 'Fucking hell, it was a boring film, I lost interest’ Rian argues. 

'You didn’t give it time to get interesting, you need to watch the full thing’ you tell him 'only if you get me enough snacks for the seven hours it’s on’ he agrees and you nod before the door flies open. Luke, Michael and Calum coming in. 

'She went fucking crazy, like I was in the wrong’ Luke sighs sitting on the arm of the chair Zack is sitting on. 'I will never understand girls’ Michael sings as he picks up a chocolate bar from the table. 'Girls are easy, you just gotta listen’ Calum tells them winking at you which makes you laugh a little. 'That’s easy for you, (Y/N) fucking simple’ Luke grumbles. 

'I’ll take that as a complement’ you laugh a little as Luke gives you a quick smile. 'What’s up kid?’ Jack asks. 

'Me and Gina have had an argument’ Luke signs. 'No man, an argument is two sided from what you said only she spoke’ Michael interrupted making you laugh a little along with the others, but you soon stop when Luke looks up narrowed eyes. 

'What did you guys argue about?’ You ask 'She wanted to do this thing called hall pass’ he starts. 'What the fucks that?’ Zack asks, 'It’s when you both pick a person who if you ever met you could sleep with, with no consequence’ you explain. 

'What? That’s ducking mad’ Zack laughs, 'That’s what I said’ Michael agrees. 'That can only go bad’ Alex laughs. 'I dunno me and my ex did it, more of a joke but still’ you shrug. 

'Who did you pick?’ Alex asks, you bite your lip shaking your head. 'Doesn’t matter, so Luke, what happened?’ You ask, turning back to Luke. 

'Well she picked Louis and I said she couldn’t because I know him then she said that’s was fair and I said I’d pick one of her friends and she started going fucking crazy’ he explains looking shocked and confused. 'Women’ Zack laughs. 'Just apologise, I don’t know what you did but apologise’ Jack tells him. 

'Just leave her to sweat, that way the sex will be better in a couple of days’ Michael speaking up making you laugh. 'Do you really not get why she’s annoyed?’ You ask, gaining all the guys attention, and from the blank looks you get your answer. 

'Look the hall passes only works because you will never meet the people you pick and if you do by chance meet it wouldn’t happen. You guys doing a hall pass would only be bad because you all have a good chance of meeting who you pick.’ You explain, they seem to slowly understand nodding. 

'Looks like it’s your fault then mate’ Rian tells Luke making you laugh. 'Just tell her you don’t need a hall pass because you don’t want anyone else’ you tell him. 'That’s what she wants to hear’ you add. 

'See easy, does she tells you what to say to make arguments better?’ Michael asks looking to Calum. 'We don’t argue’ Calum smiles smugly making you laugh. 'So, who would you pick?’ Luke asks you. 

'Did you not just hear what I said’ you laugh, 'I don’t mind, tell me who you would pick’ Calum encourages. 'No’ you refuse, glancing at the others. 'Why not?’ Calum’s asks. 

'It’s me isn’t it’ Michael wiggles his eyebrows making you laugh, 'Didn’t Alex used to be your crush?’ Zack asks, you feel the heat starting to rise in your cheeks. 'Who would you pick?’ You ask Calum hoping to change the subject a little. 'Come on (Y/N) you’re not getting out of it that easily’ Rian sings. 

'How’s it feel to know your girlfriend liked me first?’ Alex teased Calum which only made you blush more. 'I made your girl scream my name’ he continues. 

'Probably still could’ Rian adds, 'louder than you too’ Jack laughs. 'Are we your hall pass (Y/N)’ Zack asks. At this point you imagine your cheeks are bright red and you notice Calum glaring at them. 'Would you guys shut the fuck up, your embarrassing her’ Calum groans throwing his arm around your shoulders and pulling you closer. 

'That’s no way to talk to your idols’ Jack gasps, 'Come on Cal, don’t get jealous, I can’t help it if she likes me’ Alex laughs. 

'Holy shit, did you get him to get the high lights so he would look more like Alex?’ Luke joins in. 

'Oh my god, I hate you guys’ you whine 'No, the problem is you don’t hate them’ Calum grumbles making you all laugh. 'I only love him a tiny bit more than you babe’ you playfully reassure Calum, be glares for a second before pecking your cheek. 'It’s a good fucking job I love you’. 

From Chelsea


A few clues that led me to these thoughts before the theory…
-The B26  poem isn’t very romantic.  I believe it’s a clue that is unrelated to Aria. 

-Mostly it seems like Ezra’s referring to things that ARE literally B26 .

 A number, a song, a girl.
(is the girl BBF? B26=BBF… Bethany Fitzgerald?)
a foreign car (there is a race car called B26) Bingo, etc..
-The poem ends with “something tells me, it smells bad.” Really,  Aria? You think that means he really loves you?
-What else is literally a B26? A B26 Marauder bomb plane from WW2. Reminds me of those posters in Ezra’s lair. .
One more thing about the poem. I tried to figure out what Pearl Joy packed meant. If B26 is Bethany then maybe this makes sense.  It may have been a reference to the movie Shanghai Girls. (or i’m way off base) here’s a brief summary: Pearl is sisters with May. They are jealous of each other.  Pearl is in love with a man named Z.  But Pearl marries guy named Sam and May marries his brother Vern.  Then, May has secret affair and a baby with Z, but gives the baby to Pearl to raise with Sam, since Pearl just had a stillborn, can pretend she’s the mom. May never slept with Vern so can’t pass off the baby as his. May’s baby that Pearl raises is named JOY!] 

— Does this suggest Bethany has a different mother, or a parallel theme in their storyline? It makes me think it’s possible that Marion and Jessica were sisters somehow.
-Ezra told Spencer that before he started writing a “book” about Ali, that he was writing about his family. How did that turn into a book about Alison?
-We have no idea who Ezra’s dad is. We know his parents divorced, but it wasn’t about infidelity, they already had an “understanding” about that. If they were knowingly cheating and staying together, it was for the kids and appearences.  So why did they split up? Is Bethany a lovechild of a Fitz parent? or an even darker scandal?
-Did Ezra learn about “Bethany”, researching his family for his original book?
-Ezra was really mad Ali lied about her age even thought they apparently didn’t “do anything”. Did Ezra get mad at Ali about her age because he thought she was someone else?
CRACK THEORY:  Jessica and Marion are sisters, the Young sisters.  Ezra’s dad had affair with Jessica, begetting Bethany.  Kenneth was out of town near the end of the pregnancy (4 months maybe) and Jessica hid the pregnancy. Her sister Marion was preggo with Toby.  Jessica asked Marion to pass the baby off as Toby’s twin.  Marion agreed but then she told her husband the truth and he said no way, so they sent the baby(Bethany) away. 

 This causes some sort of tension between Marion and Jessica. Jessica moves away to be near the place that Bethany is at. When Marion ends up in Radley, somehow so does Bethany. (Jessica arranged?) Jessica moves back to Rosewood and joins the board at Radley to be close to Bethany and Marion. Bethany is the fragile patient and she kills Marion for what she did to her after getting the truth from her.  She also wants to kill Ali and Jessica. 

Ezra found out about a possible sister while writing about his parents divorce and tried to track her down. That’s why a rich boy like him went to Hollis and not an Ivy League.   When he found out Ali’s age, he gets mad because he realizes she might be his sister and that weirds him out, because of some romantic feelings. That’s why he’s so mad about her age. ( Ali and Bethany look alike and he saw a pic of Bethany?) So he asks her about Bethany and ends up telling her what he knows. Alison knows about her mom visiting someone in Radley, so they discuss and assume and guess that’s where she is.  They assume Bethany is half-sister to both of them and they want to know what happened to Bethany. Ezra points out how Ali and CeCe look similar to Bethany . Ali tells Ezra how she always pretends to be other people, and that she’s good at it. Ezra tries to visit Bethany , but Dianne has made sure he can’t gain access. Ezra and Ali plan with CeCe a scheme to get Bethany out of Radley.  That’s why CeCe pulls the stunt, the were testing the waters and accessing Bethany to make plans. That’s why all the yellow shirts also, part of the Radley escape.  
“THAT NIGHT”: Bethany hit Ali because she’s angry, jealous and crazy. Jessica buries Ali.  Grunwald pulls Ali out.  Ali goes to Lost Woods with Mona, and Mona convinces her to leave town.  Mona makes Ali promise that if she keeps Ali’s secret (that she’s alive) then Ali has to leave forever so Mona can take over as the popular one. Mona also promises to help figure out who tried to kill her. Ali and Mona agree that Mona should be A to the girls to make them solve the mystery, but Mona takes it too far sometimes (LOL), knowing she has the power.   Meanwhile,  a drugged Emily wanders into Ali’s yard, has some weird moment with Bethany thinking it’s Ali, it gets violent, Em knocks her out  in self defense, stumbles away, goes back to barn and passes out. Melissa buries Bethany.  
I know, Emily!? but see  this post:

Plus her flashback under hypnosis of killing Ali. 

“In the end we won’t be rooting for the protagonists as much as regretting a general tragedy”

Wren is either in love with Bethany or related to her somehow. I lean towards related. Possibly also a Fitzgerald, who was shipped off to boarding school. 

Wren wants vengeance for his Bethany. He knew Melissa was involved (maybe saw a NAT vid), that’s why he got close to her.
When he realized Spencer knew way more, he kissed her, tried to get close.  He also gets close with Hanna, and he covers for Em’s growth hormone test results.
They can’t have Wren do anything  with Aria, beacause she’s always with Ezra and the Ezra/Wren showdown is part of Endgame.
But when Mona lands in Radley, she tells Wren stuff while high on meds, and he steals the game. He is thrilled when he realizes how much Mona knows, because he knows  Ali being alive will help reveal the truth, and messing with the liars is the quickest way to do it.

“I play with body parts bitches”

The ‘wrong reasons’ Wren was at Radley, that Eddie Lamb spoke of, was all about Bethany.
Bethany is the “fragile patient”.
Maybe Melissa didn’t “go back” to Wren voluntarily. Maybe Wren kidnapped her in London after she confessed to Spencer. (which he knew about beacause he saw it in Melissa’s email or some other way, maybe she even admitted it to him, without knowing that he knew Bethany) or she’s a double agent / BW.

Ezra wants to know WTF happened so he’s spying.

We haven’t met Ezra’s dad because he had a mental breakdown. Thats why the divorce. Possibly he’s Wren’s father too, who he described as mentally unstable.

Mona of course finds out about Bethany in Radley, and tries to solve the mystery. She thinks whoever killed Bethany must be who stole her game. But later she realizes it’s Wren.  

Paige is the one who tried to strangle Mona (to protect Em, cuz she thinks Mona is the only A)Hitting Em and Aria also was an accident. Paige is also who tried to drown Jenna. She now knows Mona isn’t the only A.  And assumes it’s Jenna.  If Mona really is dead, my money is on Paige or Wren.

Who drugged Em? Melissa on Wren’s orders with Wren’s drugs
Who is Black Widow? Prob Melissa
Who killed Ian?  Wren
Who killed Garrett? Melissa or Wren and Wilden.
Who put Aria in the box? Melissa and Wilden
Who dug up the body? Wren. Why?  To get Ali out of hiding. This was the first thing done after Wren stole the game. Motive: Justice for Bethany.
Who is Board Shorts? Ezra 

Who is Beach Hottie? Possibly Wren or Wilden, I kinda lean towards Wilden. Who is Varjak? Ezra
How does NAT fit? They knew some/all of this. Wren had to kill them (Ian, Garrett, almost Jason) to cover for Melissa burying the body, in exchange for Melissa helping figure out who killed Bethany.

Who hit Toby at the lodge fire? Shana, he was following Jenna

Where is Meredith? She just disappeared. When Byron called her dad, they just say she disappeared. Maybe she put Aria in the box? Maybe she agreed to help Melissa or Wilden but then they realized she was insane and cut ties with her, so she got a job at Rosewood to find a way to access Aria instead.  

Who killed Mona, Is she dead? I hope not, but if she is, Paige or Wren.

Who killed Maya? Probably Wren.
Also, . I think Toby told Tanner everything he knows.
And Ali really doesn’t know who’s after her.

Also Ezra season 5 theory here:


you had me fooled for a second maybe you might have meant it what you said , you really sold it

we both did

that’s basically him telling her he feels the same way she does (and we all know felicity is head over heals in love with him) 

and the way he smiled when she said "talk about unthinkable , you and me , i mean”  ’they’ were NOT the unthinkable thats why he was smirking the entire time the unthinkable was sacrificing her .

bless your soul dig for giving them two a ‘second’ 

i don’t care what you think  just the way he looks at her is enough to tell how crazy he is about her .  this IS  -hands down- the olicitiest olicity moment