that's when i noticed the smell

starlumen  asked:

You always TRIGGERED when you see NUTS everywhere even a WORD xD

ITS THE SMELL-THAT DISGUSTING SMELLLLL—

Altho just recently i notice theres actually one delicious peanuts.. ITS ALMOND 💕

… thats not peanut..

It's all about Barbie - Chapter 3 (Trixya)- Djoodi

A/N: Hey guys! I’m back back back again :) And I’m sorry that it took some time for me to get this one done, but school is back so I don’t really have a lot of time to write! But I’m so happy to see that people left some really positive feedback! <3 

If you haven’t read chapters 1 and 2 they are here: chapter 1; chapter 2! And I created a sideblog (but I suck so bad at using tumblr so I’m already sorry for my mistakes lol)! 

Also, VicThirteen was the nicest person™ and helped me as a beta! Thank you so much <3 

Hope you guys enjoy it! :)

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anonymous asked:

All the rfa and their mc doing the bf/gf does my makeup challenge on each other please? :D

(a/n this isn’t like a video or something and it’s just the RFA members getting their makeup done and them doing yours(pps I didn’t want this to be too long so i changed the layout a lil and shortened it - it’s just for this hc) 

Yoosung

˚ doing his makeup:

  • i feel like he’d ASK you to do his makeup around halloween?? (he wants to look cool)
  • he sees your makeup and how you managed to make your lipstick look like dried blood, and it looked like you had a bruise
  • jealous yoosung because his girlfriend looks so badass ◔̯◔
  • and he’s there probably wearing a smurf costume or something
  • so you start doing his makeup and he sits there and asks what EVERYTHING IS
  • when you have more than one of the same thing he freaks out because 
  • why??
  • “ ..so what’s this?” // “oh.. thats eyeshadow yoosungie!” 
  • “ oh.. and this?”// “..um.. it’s eyeshadow..” 
  • “ and this?” // still eyeshadow” 
  • there’s 3 eyeshadows? why is that so much? aren’t they all brown sha-?
  • no its coffee, caramel and expresso theres a difFERENCE 
  • you have to get him to shut up by telling him that if eyeliner gets in his eye then there’s a 95% chance he’ll go blind
  • literally shuts up so fast and doesn’t move a muscle - the child is SO gullible
  • stares in the mirror when he’s done because wow my skin looks flawless???
  • (purchases bb cream the next day and asks you to put it on for him)
  • has a fit when eyeliner smudges into his eye and almost runs to the hospital without you knowing
  • YOOSUNG WAITT

˚ doing your makeup:

  • …yoosung if you put foundation in my eye I will kill you..
  • you guys just got bored one day and he wanted to test his skills on how well he’d be able to do your makeup after seeing a few videos on youtube
  • uses everything wrong its so bad
  • okay but since when have I had pink shadows in my eyebrows Yoosung
  • dies at the amount of brushes you have
  • “so this brush is for contouring?” //yes!”
  • “and this is for highlight?” //mhm” (omg he’s learning)
  • “alright!… soo… what are they again?” (nvm
  • (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  • at the end of the ‘challenge’ he gives you a worried glance because he knows that he didn’t get ANYTHING in place
  • you were to blame for the cakey foundation though
  • him being a baby you didn’t want him to stop putting makeup on you because his hands were hella soft and he was so gentle with you 
  • no yoosung thats not enough foundation!!” 
  • “…the video said to use about 3 pumps.. i’ve used 13!”
  • ignore the video pls babe carry on

Zen

˚ doing his makeup:

  • it’d be like a last minute thing or something
  • his makeup stylist wasn’t there for the show and he just trusts you to do it 
  • but you’re lowkey embarrassed when he starts correcting you about what products you’re using
  • “uh.. I think thats a contour brush ”// “oh right yeah sorry (fUCK)
  • although him being the gentleman that he is he probably shuts up after noticing you getting embarrassed 
  • just lets you get on with it no matter how you apply it
  • he only knows about the products because he’s constantly being forced to wear it btw
  • whines saying the that the foundation smells like paint and his pores will be clogged 
  • oh god they’re trying to poison my skin :(((
  • just shut up
  • compliments your skills as soon as you’re done - even if he doesn’t like it at all
  • also the type of person to record you while doing his makeup on his phone on snapchat
  • when you go really close to him to do his eye makeup he stares you down but the corner of his lip is curving upwards slightly (omg no .. Zen.. stop)
  • hey…can’t stay away from me, can you? & he pecks your lips and you feel his lips linger a bit before he rests back in his chair again
  • his eyeliner is a lil shaky after that because damn he knows how to fuck you right up

˚ doing your makeup:

  • he has a bet with you saying that he could probably be able to do your makeup in 10 minutes and it would turn out decent
  • pffffffffffft okay
  • but then he actually starts like doing the right things and techniques and ur like just like
  • wait wait wait wait wait wait no 
  • he’s blending everything properly and oh my GOD 
  • why is my highlight looking extremely good 
  • what kinda witchcraft..
  • i knew u were a witch with your white cat tail looking ass ponytail
  • it’s? so? good?
  • you’re looking in the mirror and you’re so ??? because you look hot but h o w??
  • you give him the evil eyes as he just smirks at you with his arms crosssed leaning against the door as it to say “I told you so
  • but he immediately grabs a wet wipe to take your makeup off
  • shit I’ll never look this good again..
  • hey… I haven’t taken my selfies yet 
  • “.. take them with your bare face.. i like my baby faced princess
  • no amount of foundation can cover up your blushing cheeks before he pinches them and lightly plants a kiss on both cheeks
  • he’s slowly making you go insane I swear 

Jaehee

˚ doing her makeup / doing your makeup: 

  • i grouped this because you’d do this to each other all the time and this is just goals tf
  • YOU’D! BOTH! SHARE! MAKEUP!
  • like your neighbours could hear you guys in the morning
  • WHERES THE BEAUTY BLENDER ”// “I’d appreciate if you stopped screaming MC.. I’m using it.
  • ˚ 2 minutes later ˚
  • I’M WAITING FOR THE BLENDER HUR- ”// “I’M STILL USING IT WAIT A DAMN SECOND! (fiesty c; )
  • she has very steady hands so whenever you’d mess up doing your eyeliner you’d whine and run towards Jaehee
  • “ pleaseee Baehee?”
  • she’d sigh before setting down the powder and holding your chin as she drew a thin line across your eyelid
  • you thank her and give her a peck on the cheek & she responds with “You’ll mess up my base ..” (but she’s blushing)
  • lots of complaints about finishing each other’s makeup but you’d both be recommending products to each other
  • “MC.. that mascara makes your eyelashes extremely clumpy I’d advise you not to touch that with a pole
  • thanks my loVE ( i need this so bad^^)
  • doing each other’s makeup in the car is definitely a thing 
  • especially to dinner events when you both have to dress up and Jaehee doesn’t want to stand out 
  • make it ur mission for her to feel beautiful
  • you’d tell her to put on lipstick and she’d refuse 100 times before you just lean over and kiss her on the lips transferring some of your red colour to her lips
  • oops? guess I gotta fill it in?
  • (there was no need to put blush on Jaehee you look like a tomato)
  • she’d let you cup her face as you try put on lipstick in he moving car and whenever you’d mess up she’d sigh in frustration
  • but giggle to herself inwardly as well because shit you’re adorable

Jumin

˚ doing his makeup:

  • you’d definitely have to force him or use aegyo (he pretends he hates it but it makes the man w e a k )
  • just imagining Jumin with a red lip made you double over in laughter and he stared at you just laughing to yourself
  • you tell him its a commoner tradition for when couples get together and he believes it? (yoosung vs jumin for gullibility)
  • as soon as you start he just looks at all the products
  • holy christ thats a lot of shimmer
  • watches the products go on to his face he’s literally frozen stiff
  • he’s terrified of what he’s becoming and tenses up every time you start giggling to yourself 
  • being a commoner is hard.. °Д°
  • when you’re done he lets you take pictures of him before literally running to the bathroom and looking in the mirror he ends up cracking a smile to himself
  • probably takes a blurry selfie before captioning it ‘commoner tradition part 1″ and posting it on the chat
  • Zens saves the photo and posts it everywhere and the other RFA members are d y i n g
  • Jaehee informs him that the ‘tradition’ doesn’t exist and he refuses to leave the bathroom for a while as he can hear the office workers snickering outside
  • ah..shit..

˚ doing your makeup:

  • literally a confused puppy
  • when you ask him to do your makeup he’s confused because he can’t say for you to do it yourself
  • because that’s rude (he’s LEARNING)
  • so he warns you he doesn’t know what he’s doing and just opens your makeup bag… just to stare at it
  • I’d like my makeup done today Mr Han - are you going to let down a client?? 
  • he gets freaked out at you referring to him as ‘Mr Han’ (lowkey turned on too) and randomly grabs an item and starts putting it on your face 
  • the type to talk to himself while doing your makeup and is he’s really concentrating
  • no.. her eyelids aren’t usually all black… her cheeks don’t usually look this dark fu- maybe I should try blend it - nope - ugh
  • he’s so cute up close with his furrowed eyebrows and rolled up shirt sleeves as he tries his best not to poke and prod you too much
  • when you’re done he steps back and analyses his work before realising that he cared a little too much
  • adjusts his suit and apologises for.. ‘the situation on your face’ before hurriedly walking away (jumin vs jaehee for shyness)
  • the thing is your face isn’t that bad?
  • he used the wrong products in the wrong places ie eyebrow pencil on your eyelid and mascara in your eyebrows
  • but it was okay??
  • Jumin is hidden behind the door peering through the gap in the lock and when he sees you smile he releases a sigh of relief and returns to his office with a lil bounce in his step

Saeyoung

˚ doing his makeup:

  • this extra motherfucker
  • he says that he needs you to do his makeup for a cosplay and when you try make him do it himself he pouts and wraps himself around you making it impossible for you to move
  • o- kAY fi-ne i can-t breaTHE
  • I hate him so much he ends up messing about 
  • like when you’re doing his red lipstick he ends up doing a very ugly duck face at you so you can’t do it properly
  • THEN WHINES BECAUSE IT GOT ON HIS TEETH AND AROUND HIS MOUTH LIKE TF
  • probably puckers his lips trying to get you to kiss him but no thanks
  • ends up kissing you anyway and you scream because red slobber over your cheek wHYYYY
  • acts like a typical stereotypical bitch’ and critiques everything you do (jokingly)
  • “um.. red isn’t even my colour..” (its the colour of your hair you dumb twit)
  • “excuse me but red lips and a brown eyeshadow - nah UH HONEY” (whispers) “…butter chip
  • “this winged eyeliner is messier than Yoosung’s room - uMM!”
  • “noo, this doesn’t go with my out-”
  • “IF YOU SAY SOMETHING ONE MORE TIME SAEYOUNG I’LL DECK YOU”
  • his face ends up being a hot mess but he still takes 1000 selfies with you anyway and the poses are all. so. dramatic.
  • he does the pucker/duck pose and his hands are on his hips and it takes you a few shots to get the picture without being blurry because you’re laughing sO HARD

˚ doing your makeup: 

  • he KNOWS HOW TO DO MAKEUP!!
  • but he doesn’t do it well on you ofc not - he wants you to suffer :))
  • insists that he could become a beauty guru and sets up a camera because why NOT
  • “hi guys it’s makeupbyluciel666 and I’m going to be doing MC’s makeup today”
  • you know this isn’t going to end up well for you so you just sit there praying
  • he makes you close your eyes?? tf why??
  • so you do and he starts putting something on your face and 
  • wtf is that oh my god is that
  • …peanut butter
  • he’s smearing peanut butter on your face for foundation
  • you snort with laughter looking at yourself in the viewfinder and he grins as well glad to see that you’re not too mad
  • he then gets nutella and places it infront of his palm to the camera in order to get it to ‘focus’
  • “this is my contour I hope you can see!”
  • THIS BOY HAS BEEN WATCHING TOO MANY GURU
  • overusing it as you giggle feeling his finger swirling round your face
  • its a very weird experience
  • at the end your face is just a brown goopy mess and you want to cover your face but you can’t!!
  • “AND THATS THE MAKEUP CHALLENGE BYE!”
  • she endS the video by him licking your face and you screeching because oh my gOD eW WHAT THE FUCK
  • he never posts the video anywhere (security) but he saves it into a USB drive 
  • (mini spoiler: puts it in his memory book too where the pictures of ****** are)
  •  screen shots the end where he licks your face and puts it as his screensaver because relationship goals
  • Bonus: you find peanut butter behind your ear 3 weeks later and randomly snort on the train earning you weird glances
get to know me tag!

thanks for tagging me @asterllum, i tag @simaroosimblr @pixiebeansimmer @noonicorn @fadepixels @john-sims

Were you named after anyone?
nope!! my mum originally wanted to call me georgia or faye, but when i came out she was like ‘nah thats a sophie’

When was the last time you cried?
today, a fizzy drink got in my eye and it really stung

Do you have kids?
lol no but i have two little sisters who are babys so thats close enough

If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself?
probs not im a bitch

Do you use sarcasm a lot?
naaaahhhhhh

What’s the first thing you notice about people?
their eyes tbh lol

What is your eye color?
hazel! they go green in the summer though (or when i cry)

Scary movie or happy endings?
scary movie

Favorite smells?
victoria secret perfumes ftw!

What’s the farthest you’ve been from home?
america (florida)

Do you have any special talents?
i’m double jointed in my fingers so they lock an shit, it’s super weird. wouldn’t say it’s a special talent though.

Where were you born?
england

What are your hobbies?
soaking in a bath for hours on end

Do you have any pets?
one dog! i have fish too but they don’t require effort

Do you have any siblings?
two half sisters and a half brother

What do you want to be when you grow up?
doctor :)

Who was your first best friend?
this girl i stalked when i was like 4 lol

How tall are you?
5′2 im super short im sorry

Funniest moment throughout school?
today actually, this dude from a different school climbed over the fence with a weapon so all the school (stupidly) just chased the guy.

How many countries have you visited?
6 im p sure

What is your favorite drink? animal? perfume?
drink - pepsi max
animal - dog
perfume - victorias secret night spell (im p sure its called that)

What sports do you play/have you played?

swimming

Who are some of your favorite YouTubers?
lazarbeam & danisnotonfire (or “DAN HOWELL”)

How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had?
i’ve had one girlfriend, which is my current partner atm, and a few boyfriends

Favorite memory from your childhood?
visiting wales every weekend

How would you describe your fashion sense?
casual lol

What phone do you have?
iphone 6+

Acnologia is Wendy’s Father

Every one says that Acnologia is Natsu and Zeref’s father. I do not think so in that case because their father died in a fire, and both boys confronted the dragon, Natsu during the Tenrou Arc and Zeref did during the Avatar Arc, and you would think no matter how evil or power crazed this large Dragon is, he would of noticed them to be his sons. No they do not look like him, thats for sure, but maybe some resemblance in their mother would of brought back some sort of memory to him. Like maybe the way they smelled or looked or even acted.
Look back at Guildarts and Cana. She does not resemble her father by looks but her mother, and even after all the woman he layed, he remembered Cornelia the only woman he ever loved.
Now the whole thing about Gajeel, I can’t say beings we do not even know that much about him when it comes to the past flash backs as a child, so I could say he still stands as a possibility as being Acnologia’s son.
But, I say different, I strongly believe Acnologia is the father to Wendy.
Both of them have dark blue hair.
Here are pictures of them side by side….

I can not find an actual art piece of Acnologia by Hiro Mashima but this with Acnologia. But his hair is Dark blue

Wendy’s characteristics on wiki

Acnologia’s Characteristics Wiki


Both have dark blue hair. Though Acnologia has green eyes and Wendy has brown, she could of easily obtained those from her mother or an earlier generation in the family.

You might be thinking by now, is that the only proof because that is not enough if so. No, I have more proof.
Lets look at their magic and other similarities.

The Dragon Roar they use is so similar.
Here, take a look for yourself in these Gifs.

Acnologia’s Dragon Roar

Wendy’s Dragon Roar

Now, the colors and force seem pretty much close. I do not know what exactly is Acnologia’s element, kinda looks like strong hurricane or tornado based winds, like strong like those.  I was told by a friend that since he was known for killing all the dragon slayers his magic is etherion, which we know is several elements put together.

Still Pictures of the Dragon Roars

Even if so, his name means destruction and thats what he is all about.
Think about it. While Wendy’s Sky magic can heal, it can also destroy winds can be destructive depending on how many mph they are going.

Another thing I want to share,

Look at the wings on Wendy’s Dragon Force

Look at Acnologia’s Dragon wings.

The wings on Wendy’s back are very close to the shape of Acnologia’s dragon wings.


So far this is the only proof and evidence to back up my theory, I will add more to this post might there be more pieces i have not noticed.
Yes, I know Acnologia is out to kill all the Dragon Slayers, but he has not had any one on one contact with Wendy yet, so should he narrow her down and no one is around to save her, I believe we will see more signs then to determine if this theory is true.
I stand strong by this and if it is true, well, by golly lol.

washington gothic
  • When the sun comes out but somehow it still manages to rain. you wonder if the old wives tales are true, is a witch actually getting married to a man that doesn’t know her powers?
  • Sometimes you forget that Sharon Tate lived life on these dusty nuclear grounds. would she be alive and happy if she would have stayed?
  • Trains so many trains. coming in and out of your life, waking you up from deep sleep, disrupting your class. you cant stop them, nothing will.
  •  The black mud of the hood canal seeped around your legs, youre stuck in this pacific northwest quicksand. you escape just barely with your boots still where you used to stand. maybe thats why on warm rainy days the air smells of rotting bodies and fish, some people weren’t so lucky.
  • Have you ever walked down the main streets in Seattle at 3 am? the streets are empty. You try and run to where you have to be. “I shouldn’t be out this late at night alone” you think to yourself.  Someone walks in front of you and you scream, but you notice its just an homeless woman, who asks “Can I please have a cigarette?”
  • “Sasquatch? oh what a joke” your friend from out of state laughs. she wont be laughing when she smells death right behind her in the woods.
  • The cops never were able to identify the woman whose body floated on top of the Spokane River. Your mother warned you that would be you if you went into those calm waters.
  • People seem to forget too easily that torture methods were invented right in your backyard
  • You haven’t seen the sun in so long. Your skin is so pale that you are scared your scared its about to disappear. It wouldn’t really matter anyway, you’re all just demons in meat suits anyway.
Tangled Sentence Meme
  • "This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually a fun story."
  • "She was running out of time and that's when people usually start to look for a miracle."
  • "To celebrate her birth, the King and Queen launched a flying lantern into the sky."
  • "And for that one moment, everything was perfect."
  • "The outside world is a dangerous place filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here where you're safe."
  • "Guys, I want a castle."
  • "All the things we've seen and its only eight in the morning. Gentlemen, this is a very big day."
  • "I distinctly remember your birthday was last year."
  • "That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing."
  • "I can't believe that after all we've been through, you don't trust me? Ouch."
  • "Okay, okay, okay...I've got a person in my closet."
  • "You are not leaving the tower! Ever!"
  • "Ugh, great. Now I'm the bad guy."
  • "I know not who you are nor how I came to find you, but may I just say...hi. How ya doin'?"
  • "Tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns. You will act as my guide, take me to these lanterns, and return me home safely."
  • "When I promise something, I never ever break that promise."
  • "You know I can't help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here."
  • "This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, a little adventure-that's good. Healthy even!"
  • "Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?"
  • "To me that's part man smell and the other part is really bad man smell. I don't know why but overall it just smells like the color brown."
  • "Find your humanity! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?"
  • "Go. Live your dream."
  • "Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me."
  • "I have got to get me one of these."
  • "Perhaps you want to stop acting like wild dogs chasing their tails and think for a moment."
  • "I was going to offer you something worth one thousand crowns, would have made you rich beyond belief."
  • "You can't tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my reputation."
  • "I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayl and followed that."
  • "Is there any chance that I'm gonna get super strength in my hand? Because I'm not gonna lie, that would be stupendous."
  • "Today is kind of the biggest day of my life, and the thing is, I need you not to get him arrested."
  • "I've been looking out a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what it might feel like when these lights rise in the sky. What if its not everything I dreamed it would be?"
  • "You get to go find a new dream."
  • "How much do you think someone would pay to stay young and healthy forever?"
  • "The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it."
  • "I'm the lost princess."
  • "I've spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power but I should have been hiding from you."
  • "You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I'm the bad guy."
  • "Our secret will die with him."
  • "No! I won't stop. For every minute of the rest of my life I will fight! I will never stop trying to get away from you."
  • "You were my new dream."
Exo’s Reaction - You Using His Shampoo

Hey thanks for the request and I hope you like it! <3

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Xiumin - *He wouldn’t really care at all and would let you use it if you ever forgot yours again*

Lay - *He’d seriously wouldn’t be able to even notice that it was his and if you tell him, he’d be okay with it anyway*

Kai - *It wouldn’t bother and and would let you use it if you forget your’s again, most probably buy more so you’d have your own bottle of his shampoo*

Suho - *He’d find it adorable and would buy you the shampoo he uses so you could smell like him*

Kyungsoo - *He’d be okay with it and would give it to you to and buy himself more instead of making a huge deal of it*

Tao - *He’d be a complete diva about it would be bitchy to you until you buy him more*

Chen - *He’d get you back buy putting flour in your new shampoo when you get it so when you shower next, you’d get pranked*

Kris - *He’d be a little but hurt about it but would get over it when he noticed how stupid he was being*

Chanyeol - *He wouldn’t really mind and would get u back by using yours and would make it so obvious*  

Baekhyun - *He’d be unable to stop smelling your hair and would tease you about how he’d get revenge which he’d probably won’t end up doing anyway*

Sehun - *points to rainbow hair* Bitch thats what makes this as magical as it is… Don’t use it!

Luhan - I ask you billions of times not to use my shampoo! You know I don’t like sharing stuff like that baobei…

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Misconceptions | Kim Mingyu | Part 1/?

Pairing: Kim Mingyu X Reader

Summary: He sucks at commitment and she has a shitty memory.

Genre: fluff/angst/comedy

Word Count: 2,479

A/N: Okay, as suggested by our beloved beagle anon, I’m starting a spin-off series from Misunderstandigs about Mingyu! Prepare your butts, because this is about to be another emotional roller coaster. Also is it just me or do you all imagine Mingyu as a childish little jerk? God, I love this boy. ~Jasmine

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Request: Can I request a Liam smut where Liam texts y/n, like, I need, and she freaks out thinking that he’s hurt or in danger, but she goes rushing to find him and he’s just really horny, and she gets mad at him but he eventually apologizes and she makes him come from dirty talk and dry humping and then is all smug about it afterwards?

Warnings: dry humping??

Words: 488

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This is going to completely horrify a lot of you, but last month I had a bit of dry skin, a candle, and nothing better to do. I decided to find out what the smell of burning skin was like (why not?) and was predictably disgusted and regretted everything.

Then I noticed that the candle I had used to burn it was sitting on top of my Ouija board.

When I told her, R just said “if this happened in a horror movie, I would call bullshit, no one is that dumb”.

1D Preferences #712: Smells like you...
  • Harry: "Is that mine?" he asks, noticing the TEENAGE RUNAWAY emblazoned on your chest. "Perhaps," you smirk, sitting on his lap. "Looks better on you than it did on me," he presses a kiss to your cheek and smiles. "I love when you borrow my clothes," he yawns, burying his face in his sleeve. "Cause they always smell like you when I get them back."
  • Liam: "That cologne is my favorite," you hum, nuzzling his neck. "Is it? I wear it all the time," he laughs, wrapping an arm around your waist. "I know, but I like it because it's just you." He raises an eyebrow in confusion. "It just...smells like you, it's your scent. And it's perfect and I like how it lingers on your clothes and on me when we cuddle." He smiles and kisses your cheek. "That's the sweetest, I love you."
  • Zayn: "Is that my pillow?" you squint at the Skype screen as you notice a familiar pillowcase in the background. "This?" he reaches behind him and grabs it, wrapping it in his arms. "Yes," he buries his chin in it and shrugs. "I borrowed it from you." You raise an eyebrow and smile. "Why?" He thinks for a moment before he replies. "'Cause it smells like you and when I miss you it's almost like you're curled up with me in bed," he admits sheepishly. "I mean, um. Yeah."
  • Louis: "I miss you," he frowns, cradling the phone on his ear. "I know," you sigh, toying with the thread on your sweater. "I miss you, too." You hear rustling around and then his familiar laugh. "I still have your beanie here," you hear him smiling through the phone. "Still smells like you, and I'm totally going to wear it." You smile to yourself and laugh. "You're gonna stretch it out with your big head," you tease. "No way! My cranium is average-sized," he retorts, laughing. "Plus, too late! Said beanie has already made its way to my AVERAGE-sized noggin."
  • Niall: "This flannel smells like girl," he muses, raising a sleeve to his nose. "Specifically really pretty girl who is currently sitting on my sofa." You turn to look at him and laugh. "I may have borrowed it," you shrug, making room for him as he sits next to you. "But at least it smells much nicer than it did before." He laughs and presses a kiss to your cheek. "That's true, sometimes the manly scent of sweat and man isn't the best."
Not losing weight? Well did anyone tell you that's okay?

I’ve been hanging around here along time, some would say like a bad smell, others the opposite. But one thing I have noticed is the pure STRESS that can be caused when a person feels they are doing everything as they should and they don’t seem to be shifting inches or lbs.

I’m a victim of this, I’ll certainly admit to being this way sometimes. ‘I’m not overeating? I’m not undereating? I’m working out? I’m running? I’m eating the right foods?’ yet a month or more will pass and you’ll think that YOU’RE doing something wrong.

This is perpetuated by people who ask a gazillion questions, well are you doing this? that? this? that? and when you answer correctly to their quiz, they look bemused and confused.

Hey, guess what? Sometimes your body just don’t wanna lose weight.

Sometimes stress, can cause our loss to stagnate. You might not be screaming the house down or tearing out your hair but even gradual levels of constant stress can cause our bodies to look at fixing the more important things going on than just do the simple job of shedding fat.

Calories in, calories out is seriously not the be all and end all and please end a conversation immediately if someone says that it is. Our bodies are not calculators, they don’t do sums. They are the most intricate, complicated and incredible machines on the entire planet and to intimate that they are merely just numbers in and numbers out like an excel spreadsheet is an insult to the human race.

When I began to treat my body and my soul as two different beings that somewhat, met in the middle, we got on much better. I let it rest, I force it to work hard, I listen to it, it listens to me, it doesn’t give a shit if I wanna fit into a smaller dress for a specific occasion, it works it’s fucking butt off so that my soul can stay here.

It’s okay to tell someone that just SOMETIMES the body doesn’t want to do what you want it to do, this month, your body just MIGHT NOT WANNA LOSE FAT. It’s stubborn and all but it will at some point do what you want it to do if you work together and listen to one another. Be patient, keep calm and carry on.