that's what training is for


That’s definitely not the first thing that should have come to mind, Kuroo

(tho it looks like no one really minds

aside from bokuto that is)

Honestly give me a world with wildly different dragon types. Give me small rainforest dragons that live in the canopies, hoping from branch to branch, eating large insects. Give me long legged dragons that run on the plains, that hunt in packs. Give me gigantic dragons that are more wing than body and spend most of their lives soaring through the stratosphere. Give me hulking giants that lurk around volcanoes, guarding their territory with earth rumbling growls and breaths. Give me mountain dragons that use the winds around the mountain to glide and fly, looking for prey. 

[RusAme] Unknown Spirit- Part 3

Originally posted by w-i-t-c-h-e-r-y


 >>>Part One>>>

>>>>Part Two>>>

The moon was high in the sky, a halo of pearly white slung wide across the world, by the time Russia limped back to the house, listing to the side, and nearly collapsed against the doorframe. He breathed heavily, trying to stunt the pain in his shoulder and head, and blinked against the light suddenly turned on bearing harshly into his eyes. The door ripped open and Russia stared for one breathtaking moment at Alfred’s concerned face, relief fluttering though his chest like sparrow wings until the illusion was shot down.

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*I didn’t know how english dogs bark, so I asked a friend how russian dogs sound
*now toby dogfox barks russian
*It’s not wrong, it’s just my headcanon!

*(also everyone send me dogpuns for the next chapter pls)

first (of the fancomic) <-> next


*This is a fancomic of @tratserenoyreve webcomic THE THOUGHT. You should probably check it out since this comic continues from page 40 of theirs!. And also Trat is awesome.  

*(Undertale and sprites belong to Toby Fox!
Also thanks to @eagleofmars for advice he!)


Horse and rider are okay which makes this all the more funny in my opinion.


#i’ve lived a good life #but sorry friends this was it (part 2)

Inspired by the 20 questions post @ames-78 but hacked into… 

20 random things I’m happy to share about my limited existence.

Best thing about Tumblr? When people hide secret messages in their tags

Favourite goat video? Can’t beat the classics

A moment where you’ve questioned everything you ever knew? When someone pointed out my mum has a lisp and I hadn’t noticed in 20-odd years

Most used joke?  When someone says something mildly suggestive and you say “oo er” afterwards… For example.

*In a multi story car park stairwell*

Her- the lower we go the smellier it gets

Me - oo er

Originally posted by imthehuman

The person who gets you the most in this world? YouTube suggested videos

Favourite mathematician? Alan Turing

Favourite guitar tuning? Drop D. Everything is sexier in drop D

Life motto? “That’ll do”, or more commonly used “this shit will do”.

Favourite word? PUDDING. It’s just feels so good in my mouth (oo er)

Best feature? Can relocate spiders after only a moderate amount of crying

Greatest personal achievement? Surviving 2009

Best professional thing done? When I was a shop girl the elf for the Santas grotto didn’t turn up so I got to don the outfit and spend the entire day embracing my eccentricities dressed as an elf

Best academic thing? Getting 100% in three undergrad maths modules. I’m not a geek, you’re a geek

Spirit animal? The Elephant. Matriarchal society whaaaaa?

Side of the bed? What ever slither my Mrs doesn’t need that night

Thing people find repulsive about me? How milky I have my tea. Don’t judge me.

Favourite place? Any Croatian island. Literal heaven on Earth.

Originally posted by danhowarthcinematography

Reason to get up in the morning? Women in suits

Life ambition? To be as perfect as my dog: general ball licking, refusal to poo anywhere except exactly where he wants, carrying a shoe in mouth to all occasions, waking up mid snore to bark furiously at children. He lives the dream.

Key to my heart? Do a funny and I’m weak.

Tagging- I wouldn’t comfortably be able to address 20 people all at once so lets call this open. Make your own questions, I dare you

who was it that made that ‘vox machina’s own families post-adventuring’ run down that said grog probably has a handful of illegitimate sons?? because i’m so for that and i unfortunately did not save the post in my likes

memento-amare  asked:

(For the first sentence fics) "I am not sure you truly understand the definition of a lazy day at home."

“But beloved, I need to walk titus and then I have to train,”

“thats’ not a lazy day Dami,”

“Then what is?”

“Movies, junk food, cuddles, and naps,”

“That sounds horrid and pointless, who would indulge in such nonsence?”

“Your girlfriend who wants you to get your ass over here and hold her,”

“Fine beloved, but you have to deal with Titus’ dissapointed face,”

  • me: Oh so you train horses? Thats cool! What kind of training do you do?
  • Them: I've just started with Clinton Anderson's fundamentals...
  • Me: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* I'm sorry I have to leave, right now, immediately

I got attacked (no bites but growling & barking & jumping) by a service dog who was off duty in a college dorm (in the commons). When i told the handler that she put me in danger i was told “no you were fine” when i then went into a bad panic attack. She told me to avoid her & her horribly trained dog. But thats literally what i was doing. She was the one who brought her very bad dog into the kitchen where i was. Blocked the door. And did not control her dog at all.

But its somehow my fault. Ok. No dog should act like that. And no service dog on or off duty should act like that either

i can read sheet music and play it on bass with some proficiency as long as its in the key of g (if i remember anything from my piano training thats what its called i think) aaaa i need to learn how to fuckin sightread in a month