Honestly give me a world with wildly different dragon types. Give me small rainforest dragons that live in the canopies, hoping from branch to branch, eating large insects. Give me long legged dragons that run on the plains, that hunt in packs. Give me gigantic dragons that are more wing than body and spend most of their lives soaring through the stratosphere. Give me hulking giants that lurk around volcanoes, guarding their territory with earth rumbling growls and breaths. Give me mountain dragons that use the winds around the mountain to glide and fly, looking for prey.
The moon was high in the sky, a halo of pearly white slung wide across the world, by the time Russia limped back to the house, listing to the side, and nearly collapsed against the doorframe. He breathed heavily, trying to stunt the pain in his shoulder and head, and blinked against the light suddenly turned on bearing harshly into his eyes. The door ripped open and Russia stared for one breathtaking moment at Alfred’s concerned face, relief fluttering though his chest like sparrow wings until the illusion was shot down.
A moment where you’ve questioned everything you ever knew? When someone pointed out my mum has a lisp and I hadn’t noticed
in 20-odd years
Most used joke? When someone says something mildly suggestive and you say
“oo er” afterwards… For example.
*In a multi story car park stairwell*
Her- the lower we go the smellier it gets
Me - oo er
The person who gets you the most in this world? YouTube suggested videos
Favourite mathematician? Alan Turing
Favourite guitar tuning? Drop D.
Everything is sexier in drop D
Life motto? “That’ll do”, or more commonly
used “this shit will do”.
Favourite word? PUDDING.
It’s just feels so good in my mouth (oo er)
Best feature? Can relocate
spiders after only a moderate amount of crying
Greatest personal achievement? Surviving 2009
Best professional thing done? When
I was a shop girl the elf for the Santas grotto didn’t turn up so I got to don
the outfit and spend the entire day embracing my eccentricities dressed as an
Best academic thing? Getting 100%
in three undergrad maths modules. I’m not a geek, you’re a geek
Spirit animal? The
Elephant. Matriarchal society whaaaaa?
Side of the bed? What ever
slither my Mrs doesn’t need that night
Thing people find repulsive about me? How milky I have my tea. Don’t judge me.
Favourite place? Any Croatian
island. Literal heaven on Earth.
Reason to get up in the morning? Women in suits
Life ambition? To be as
perfect as my dog: general ball licking, refusal to poo anywhere except exactly
where he wants, carrying a shoe in mouth to all occasions, waking up mid snore
to bark furiously at children. He lives the dream.
Key to my heart? Do a funny
and I’m weak.
Tagging- I wouldn’t comfortably be able to address 20 people all at once so lets call this open. Make your own questions, I dare you
who was it that made that ‘vox machina’s own families post-adventuring’ run down that said grog probably has a handful of illegitimate sons?? because i’m so for that and i unfortunately did not save the post in my likes
I got attacked (no bites but growling & barking & jumping) by a service dog who was off duty in a college dorm (in the commons). When i told the handler that she put me in danger i was told “no you were fine” when i then went into a bad panic attack. She told me to avoid her & her horribly trained dog. But thats literally what i was doing. She was the one who brought her very bad dog into the kitchen where i was. Blocked the door. And did not control her dog at all.
But its somehow my fault. Ok. No dog should act like that. And no service dog on or off duty should act like that either
remember a few years ago when dan mentioned a “box of secrets” in a video what if thats where they kept the pinof script and maybe train tickets and cute pictures together from the day they first met . im so emotional omg
i can read sheet music and play it on bass with some proficiency as long as its in the key of g (if i remember anything from my piano training thats what its called i think) aaaa i need to learn how to fuckin sightread in a month