that's what she did

So what I got from the newest episode of "Watching Sanvers Scenes on Youtube".
  • Alex: Valentines Day?
  • Maggie: No.
  • Alex: Valentines DAY?
  • Maggie: Seriously nope!
  • Alex: Communication?
  • Maggie: Heternormativity really traumatised me and I might never be over it.
  • Maggie: I am revealing a tragic and very realistic backstory to you that a lot of our fans can probably identify with.
  • Maggie: It would need a lot of screentime to resolve this issue properly.
  • Maggie: But we don't get that much screentime because white cis fuckboy needs to fuck the former protagonist of this TV show.
  • Maggie: After all, this is a family TV show and we can't tell happy straight ally (TM) families that they are traumatising young queer children.
  • Maggie: So gotta go bye!
  • Some time later.
  • Kara: Yo, Maggie, it's nice that you adressed some issues so the gays can identify with you.
  • Kara: But now it's really time to quickly resolve this because after all this is a family's TV show. And if we really adressed properly that heteronormativity is hurting and traumatising young queer people, we could not really make white cis fuckboy fuck me in another scene of this tv show.
  • Kara: So pls just get your shit together! We need the gays to be happy and distracted from the bullshit we are going to pull.
  • Some time later.
  • Alex: What is going on, Maggie?
  • Maggie: VALENTINES DAY?
  • Alex: I forgot my personality at home when I put on that dress.
  • Maggie: VALENTINES DAY!
  • Alex: Let's slow dance it out.

*Ragnarök calls* New squad who dis

Hearing @taylorswift transition from This Is What You Came For which she wrote with the guy who “would’ve been the one if he was a better man” a song about being confident in love and happy to Better Man, a soulful damn you heartbreak anthem where “the bravest thing she ever did was run” has me like a crumpled up piece of paper lying here. 

Taylor I am so proud of you for performing these songs tonight. I have faith my own demons will mend. Thank you so much. You’ve saved my life again tonight 
Taylor. I ❤️ you 

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  • McGonagall: Four first years out of bed in one night, this is utterly unacceptable!
  • Dumbledore: One must wonder how two students managed to sneak up to the Astronomy Tower in the first place.
  • McGonagall: That is beside the point, Albus. I’ve deducted nearly 200 house points, but they still have detention to complete.
  • Sprout: I don’t know, that seems like a harsh enough punishm–
  • McGonagall: I think I’ll have them aid Hagrid in searching for that dead unicorn.
  • Dumbledore: How fitting!
  • Flitwick: What?! Are you sure that’s wise?
  • McGonagall: It's only the Forbidden Forest, Filius, calm down. There's nothing quite like a dangerous overnight mission with limited adult supervision to bring out the best in our students.
  • Sprout: The Forest is FORBIDDEN, Minerva. Perhaps have them scrub the owlery?
  • McGonagall: What? No. They’re going into the Forest.
  • Flitwick: ... To find a dead unicorn.
  • McGonagall: Yes. Oh, stop giving me that look, Pomona. It will be a great teamwork building exercise. What could possibly go wrong
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