that's what it said on the website

Anna @holytomlinson (formerly annayolome) got so much anonymous hate after posting her own opinion. An opinion she was so scared of expressing here in the first place because sticking your neck out even a little bit in this climate is terrifying. So she decided to leave Tumblr and delete her blog. Like she said, she never dares to post her opinion, and now you have the concrete result of why that is.

I’m so outraged by the horrible fandom culture that’s taken over here. At what people get themselves to write to others, with no regard for others well being at all. She expressed an opinion based on love and people answer her with cruel hate. It’s despicable. And cowardly.

She’s going to continue to support and love Louis, the ways she can while not being on Tumblr. That is what she’s about, she is pure kindness, and all she wants is to watch Louis succeed and smile.

Anna is one of my closest and best friends, and for me this place will seem much duller without her presence. If you take anything from this post, please let it be to spread kindness and love, and not hate. And if you can’t do that, then keep your filthy fucking mouth shut. Thank you.

drunk boyfriend tag

summary: dan and phil get drunk and film the boyfriend tag (similar to what shane dawson did)

tags: alcohol, so much sweetness and cuteness your teeth will hurt, extreme fluff

by: angelboydjh on tumblr

word count: ~1.8k

first fic posted!! please, ignore any mistakes and reblog and like!! ilu!! send in requests for fics :-)

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dan and phil got a little drunk. they originally got out some Ribena, which is completely unharmful, until dan spotted vodka on the kitchen counter, which they only keep for parties. its almost gone, with a half a bottle left, so dan thought of an idea.

“phil, lets get drunk.” phil looked at dan confused; dan never really likes drinking as much as he used to, hes grown, the satisfaction of being drunk doesnt really thrill as much, and its the same with phil.

“why?” asked phil, sipping his Ribena.

“because why not! we have no meeting tomorrow, we are bored out of our minds, and itll be fun! we’ll even be safe, we can control each other well.” phil thought about it. he never really likes hangovers, who does? he gets them bad, and he knows dan gets them worse, but dan was right, they were extremely bored and had no meetings tomorrow. phil shrugged, and replied with a sure, causing dan to jump up with joy.

dan grabbed the bottle and went to phils room, closing the door, and sitting on his bed. he opens to bottle and pours a lot in his drink, doing the same to phil. there is now many 4 shots full left of the drink and dan was happy he rationed out well.

“wanna do a toast?” asked phil.

“with our vodka filled ribena?” chuckled dan. phil nodded, giggling a little.

“why not?” phil responded, and dan nodded agreeing. they lifted their glass cups up and they look at each other. “to us!”

dan laughed at the cliché, but echoed phil, and a clink noise was heard when the touched glasses. dan downed about half of his drink in that one sip, phil only taking a baby sip.

phil made a face, hating the taste of vodka. dan hid his disgust, looking at phil.

“now we wait.” dan took another sip, already feeling slightly dizzy.

*:・゚✧

dan was fully drunk. he was giggling, putting his head on phil, slurring his words, all of it.

phil was only tipsy. he didnt drink much yet, only about half of his drink. dan, of course, drank all of it, even the rest in the bottle!

“phil!” dan slurred out, and phil glanced over slowly, so he doesnt get dizzy, and raised his eyebrow. “we should do a boyfriend tag.”

phil thought about this. is he that drunk that he doesnt really care if they do one or not? yes. he doesnt really care, its not like itll be posted. phil knows better than that.

“sure.” phil got up to get his camera from the other side of the room, and dan plopped on the bed laughing at who knows what.

it took phil about 2 minutes to set up everything for filming, and an extra 5 minutes to find good goddamn questions.

he finally found some question, a total of twenty. he can barely read them because of his blurry vision, and since he didnt have neither his contacts or glasses on. so he grabbed his glasses from the bed side and put them on to see if itll help. nope. he took another sip of his drink and locked his phone. he’ll cross that bridge when he gets to it. he gets up and turns on the camera, praying to god its in focus.

“dan, its on, we are filming.” once those words left phils mouth, dan shot up from phils bed and looked at phil.

“okay, okay, okay, okay,” he kept repeating that until he finally was next to phil on the bed facing the camera. phil giggled at dan, dan looking at him with his red cheeks.

“okay, ready, babe?” asked phil, seeing double of dan. dan nodded, and smiled at phil and then at the camera.

“okay,” phil breathed in and then ‘took in his persona’.

“hey guys!” he said cheerfully, but all it did is make him dizzy. dan was like, on top of phil, so hes grateful that he was, or phil wouldve fallen over.

“im here with dan.” phil pointed at him, and dan waved, his white oversized cat shirt being exposed, and you could even see his naked legs, since hes wearing shorts. “we are doing the boyfriend tag.” phil said slowly, and dan nodded jumping up and down on the bed.

“phil is my boyfriend! boyfriend phil! philip lester, boyfriend!” he yelled, making phil giggle.

“okay, want ask the questions, or do u want me go ask them?” asked phil to dan.

“ask me the questions! then we will do it back!” dan suggested, and phil nodded encouragingly.

“okay, first question.” phil unlocked his phone and read it very carefully.

“when is my birthday?” he asked. “bonus points for the zodiac sign!”

“january 30th, that makes you a……” he strung out the 'a’ to think. “an Aquarius! aquarium.” he laughed, and phil chuckled.

“correct baby.” he leaned in to kiss dan, and dan kissed him, tasting of vodka and ribena.

“okay, now,” phil was going to go to the next question, but dan protested.

“now do mine! do mine!” dan pouted, crossing his arms.

“june 11th! youre a gemini.” phil stuttered out, making dan laugh.

“lucky guess.” he muttered jokingly.

“next question,” phil scrolled down the page. “where did i grow up?”

“im too drunk for this phil!!” he moaned out. “the north! thats all youre getting.”

“well, youre not wrong.” said phil. “ill give you the point.”

“what about me?” asked dan.

“the south.”

“ugh! exact place!”

“not fair, you didnt do that for me!”

“ugh, whatever.” dan pouted again.

“wipe that pout off your face princess.” phil whispered, grabbing dans chin.

“im just kidding philly!” dan kissed phil, getting him off guard.

“okay, next,” phil asked. “whats my middle name?”

“michael! these are too easy! i want harder ones. test me!” dan groaned out, and phil rolled his eyes.

“okay, okay,” phil said. he scrolled down to another website, which had different questions. “how about this: where was our first date?”

“EASY!” he yelled, throwing his hands up. “well, kinda,” he muttered. “its hard!”

“well, tell me.” phil said suggestively, leaning closer to dan.

“we first met of course at the train station,” he muttered out. “and then we went straight to your house, and, did things. does that count as a first date?” this took him way too long to say, as he was stuttering madly.

“yes, it does. great job, cutie.” phil said happily and leaned in for a kiss.

“okay, let me ask the question!” phil started to give him the phone, but dan refused, saying he wants go make one up.

“whats the first thing you notice about me?” he asked a bashful.

“your smile.” phil said simply. no explanation was needed to make dan feel all warm inside. dan covered his face and leaned on phils shoulder, grinning like mad.

once he got up, he looked at phil, seeing his wonderful, eyes.

“you know what mine is.” he muttered, almost inaudible. it was phils turn to blush. they lean in and kiss once again, but longer than before.

when they pulled apart, dan was seeing actual stars, and couldnt even understand what was happening, completely forgot about the video.

“oh my god, i love you so much.” he said in a shush tone, with phils hand on his cheek. they were only a few inches away from each other, and phil loved it. phil was exploding every inch of dans face, and so was dan. every moment phil made, it made him more dizzy and more dazed, but he didnt care.

within a few moments, they both locked eyes, and somehow, both remembered they were recording.

“uh, one more question,” phil stuttered out, as dan looked around for his almost empty drink. “okay, last question. what is my favorite color?”

“easy, blue.” dan said, as he drank his final sips of his drink before crushed it and threw it.

“hey!” phil protested, looking over at the cup.

“ill pick it ip later, babe.” dan slurred out almost incoherently. “whats mine?”

“easy, pink.” phil mocked. dan smiled softly, putting his arms around phils neck, phil put this hands on dans waist.

“what kind of pink?” he muttered, with his sloppy grin on his face, his curly hair perfect in tack still. (which surprised phil)

“pastel.” dan groaned jokingly, letting his head drop down onto phils shoulders.

“oh my god, i tried to trick you!” dan yelled.

“well, you didnt. 8 years of friendship pays off.” phil joked. dan put his head on phils shoulder, his head facing the camera.

“can we finish? i wanna cuddle with you watch disney movies.” phil chuckled and nodded.

“we’ll finish, lets do the outro.” phil tapped dan, so he can get up from his shoulder, but dan didnt move a muscle, indicating hes not moving.

“okay, well, goodbye everyone, please like a subscribe to me and dans channel, and our gaming channel! love you!” he waved and awkwardly looked at dan.

“i need to turn off that camera baby.” dan groaned and got up from phils shoulder. phil got up and turned off the camera, sitting right on his bed again next to dan.

“can we just cuddle?” phil can tell dan was getting tired, and getting all drained. he gets like this when hes drunk, but also after recording videos.

“of course, princess.” phil laid down, then wrapping his arms around dan who is not next to them. they peacefully fall asleep, with the lights on and phils snoring.

*:・゚✧

it was the morning, and phil is posting his premade video on lessamazingphil, just a quick vlog from florida. its taking surprisingly long to process, since its only 2 minutes, but phil didnt question it. its almost done, so phil went to go see dan, who has the worst hangover ever.

“how are you baby?” asked phil, laying next to dan.

“better, how bad was it?” he asked, and phil laughed.

“you were fine, not as bad as a few months ago, but you were not any better.” dan groaned, and at that moment his phone dinged. he unlocked his phone to see the notification, YouTube popping up, and it was phils new video.

“uh, phil.” dan said.

“yes?” phil hummed.

“you posted the wrong video.”

“what?” phil yelled a little too loudly for dan, as he backed away and gave phil his phone in just one beat.

“i uploaded our drunk boyfriend tag.” dans eyes widen.

“we filmed a video? no way, i dont remember this. did we kiss?”

“i was drunk too!”

“well, i would keep it up.”

“why?”

“we already made this mistake once, lets just let them have what they want.”

anonymous asked:

Are you feeling better? Hope so as I miss your snarky posts and comments. Have you had a chance to read tpquill's 2nd installment post on PR relationships yet because it's so good and she has written so many points? I would love to have your thoughts on it and any addition you could add from your end of celeb blog viewing. Maybe a view from the "they could be shagging on the dock and I still wouldn't believe it" post point of view? Of course, any thoughts on ECCC eyeballs would be great!

I did read it and thought it was excellent. The part about terminology and how gossip is written was very spot-on. There is a ton of leeway in what can be published under the guise of gossip. Many sites have disclaimers like the one below that I had published on my own site.

All content provided on this blog is for entertainment purposes only. The owner of this blog makes no representations as to the accuracy or completeness of any information on this site or found by following any link on this site. The owner will not be liable for any errors or omissions in this information nor for the availability of this information. The owner will not be liable for any losses, injuries, or damages from the display or use of this information.

It’s a pretty standard way to say “don’t sue me, bitch, it’s all for funsies” and what it really means is “we don’t know if any of this shit is true, we just heard it from some other ho and are putting own own brand’s spin on it.” Almost no gossip blog reaches out to publicists or agents for confirmation on the majority of their posts. A lot of it has to do with accessibility. Most of it has to do with the fact that fact-checking journalism isn’t the business they’re in. They can speculate, spin, embellish, or repeat the most benign or salacious stories with almost no repercussion and no confirmation of truth. Even bigger media outlets that do have hard lines to celebs and their teams often publish rumor first for hits and follow up with a statement from a camp later if they can get one. Thats E!, Us Weekly, Just Jared, Perez Hilton, etc. Even PEOPLE, who used to be a beacon of truth when it came to celebs, has broken ranks and started down the road toward more gossip on their website because it’s what sells. 

As @tpquill​ said, bullshit is easier to sell than the truth and it helps mask a lot. And it has in this industry for many, many years. Even though celebs are part of the machine, it doesn’t mean they don’t get sick of it or agree to one thing and have it blow up in a completely different way than they expected. 

And I’m feeling a lot better, thanks for asking. Not sure the snark is turned all the way back up yet, but I hope this was in some way helpful. xoxo

i often feel disgusted with myself when i think abt some of the stuff i said or thought when i was 14/15/16 years old but i Try to remember that a) 14/15/16-year-olds aren’t… old or mature and b) a lot of it was because i saw adults on here saying/endorsing the Bad Shit that i began to think was ok

anonymous asked:

(Same anon) What's your thoughts on Black witches being included in possible creative projects done to try remove the negative conotations on witches and educate people on different types of witchcraft, if done respectfully with proper reaserch? I mean in paticular voodoo, hoodoo etc. (I personally only practice celtic paganism with hedge witchcraft and have my roots pretty set in wales so i don't know much about it yet, but I want to try include it)

When it comes to america, black witches have been ridiculed, thrown to side, beaten, and sometimes killed because we do what we do. Then in the last 50 or so years, white witches just picked up voodoo and hoodoo from us, put their name on it, changed it up a bit, and said “Yep, this is it.” And now, you got black witches everywhere (and some no-black witches who actually see whats going on) confused and frustrated because everytime you turn around you have books and websites saying this originated from Africa and from the slaves that came from the Atlantic Slave Trade, but the authors and writers and publishers are all white. Its hella upsetting.

Thats why its imperative that more and more black witches start teaching our shit, because thats exactly what it is. Ours. I will say with hoodoo, because it’s a mixture of African, Latin, Appalachian Granny Magic, and Native American practices, anyone can practice. I know some people will disagree with me, but hoodoo is a practice, not a religion. Hoodoo, though, is mostly used by black (christian) people and therefore, my other opinion would be that black people should be at the forefront of teaching and passing on the information.

Voodoo is strictly for black people. But there is nothing wrong with an over view and bit of education on what voodoo is. Knowledge is power. But should Black people be teaching and educating? Yep. 100%. Of course your gonna have those few exceptions, but when it comes to African practices black people should be included in the education process. 

And to top it all off, black people(and other POCs) should most defiantly be included in the eradication of negative connotations given to us. Black is not bad. Being black is not bad. Being black and practicing black magic and “black magic” is not bad. There are other practices that aren’t Wiccan, and not every practitioner believes in not harming everyone. Then on the flip side, we need to acknowledge there are black people who wont follow what there ancestors did and do something completely different. And thats fine. Of course, there always a debate on whether black people should create their own spaces or should be invited more into white spaces, and I say both. The more faces out there, the better and more inclusive the witchcraft community will be.

I mean, you can’t fart without being called out on this website. 

Callouts are supposed to be about serious situations where someone majorly and unapologetically fucked up or has some seriously nasty beliefs that they are, again, unapologetic about.

  • Buffy: How are you doing, Angel? You doing okay?
  • Angel: Thank you so much for asking. It's been tough lately, yeah. Two days ago I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave. I've been looking at some dog adoption websites. Bought a bunch scented candles. I cut off part of my hair. You know, your basic bottoming-out kind of stuff.
  • Buffy: Yeah, normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I'm gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.
  • Angel: That's what the mailman said.
Dan and Phil's boyfriend tag drunk video fanfic

dan and phil got a little drunk. they originally got out some Ribena, which is completely unharmful, until dan spotted vodka on the kitchen counter, which they only keep for parties. its almost gone, with a half a bottle left, so dan thought of an idea.
“phil, lets get drunk.” phil looked at dan confused; dan never really likes drinking as much as he used to, hes grown, the satisfaction of being drunk doesnt really thrill as much, and its the same with phil.
“why?” asked phil, sipping his Ribena.
“because why not! we have no meeting tomorrow, we are bored out of our minds, and itll be fun! we’ll even be safe, we can control each other well.” phil thought about it. he never really likes hangovers, who does? he gets them bad, and he knows dan gets them worse, but dan was right, they were extremely bored and had no meetings tomorrow. phil shrugged, and replied with a sure, causing dan to jump up with joy.
dan grabbed the bottle and went to phils room, closing the door, and sitting on his bed. he opens to bottle and pours a lot in his drink, doing the same to phil. there is now many 4 shots full left of the drink and dan was happy he rationed out well.
“wanna do a toast?” asked phil.
“with our vodka filled ribena?” chuckled dan. phil nodded, giggling a little.
“why not?” phil responded, and dan nodded agreeing. they lifted their glass cups up and they look at each other. “to us!”
dan laughed at the cliché, but echoed phil, and a clink noise was heard when the touched glasses. dan downed about half of his drink in that one sip, phil only taking a baby sip.
phil made a face, hating the taste of vodka. dan hid his disgust, looking at phil.
“now we wait.” dan took another sip, already feeling slightly dizzy.
*:・゚✧
dan was fully drunk. he was giggling, putting his head on phil, slurring his words, all of it.
phil was only tipsy. he didnt drink much yet, only about half of his drink. dan, of course, drank all of it, even the rest in the bottle!
“phil!” dan slurred out, and phil glanced over slowly, so he doesnt get dizzy, and raised his eyebrow. “we should do a boyfriend tag.”
phil thought about this. is he that drunk that he doesnt really care if they do one or not? yes. he doesnt really care, its not like itll be posted. phil knows better than that.
“sure.” phil got up to get his camera from the other side of the room, and dan plopped on the bed laughing at who knows what.
it took phil about 2 minutes to set up everything for filming, and an extra 5 minutes to find good goddamn questions.
he finally found some question, a total of twenty. he can barely read them because of his blurry vision, and since he didnt have neither his contacts or glasses on. so he grabbed his glasses from the bed side and put them on to see if itll help. nope. he took another sip of his drink and locked his phone. he’ll cross that bridge when he gets to it. he gets up and turns on the camera, praying to god its in focus.
“dan, its on, we are filming.” once those words left phils mouth, dan shot up from phils bed and looked at phil.
“okay, okay, okay, okay,” he kept repeating that until he finally was next to phil on the bed facing the camera. phil giggled at dan, dan looking at him with his red cheeks.
“okay, ready, babe?” asked phil, seeing double of dan. dan nodded, and smiled at phil and then at the camera.
“okay,” phil breathed in and then ‘took in his persona’.
“hey guys!” he said cheerfully, but all it did is make him dizzy. dan was like, on top of phil, so hes grateful that he was, or phil wouldve fallen over.
“im here with dan.” phil pointed at him, and dan waved, his white oversized cat shirt being exposed, and you could even see his naked legs, since hes wearing shorts. “we are doing the boyfriend tag.” phil said slowly, and dan nodded jumping up and down on the bed.
“phil is my boyfriend! boyfriend phil! philip lester, boyfriend!” he yelled, making phil giggle.
“okay, want ask the questions, or do u want me go ask them?” asked phil to dan.
“ask me the questions! then we will do it back!” dan suggested, and phil nodded encouragingly.
“okay, first question.” phil unlocked his phone and read it very carefully.
“when is my birthday?” he asked. “bonus points for the zodiac sign!”
“january 30th, that makes you a……” he strung out the ‘a’ to think. “an Aquarius! aquarium.” he laughed, and phil chuckled.
“correct baby.” he leaned in to kiss dan, and dan kissed him, tasting of vodka and ribena.
“okay, now,” phil was going to go to the next question, but dan protested.
“now do mine! do mine!” dan pouted, crossing his arms.
“june 11th! youre a gemini.” phil stuttered out, making dan laugh.
“lucky guess.” he muttered jokingly.
“next question,” phil scrolled down the page. “where did i grow up?”
“im too drunk for this phil!!” he moaned out. “the north! thats all youre getting.”
“well, youre not wrong.” said phil. “ill give you the point.”
“what about me?” asked dan.
“the south.”
“ugh! exact place!”
“not fair, you didnt do that for me!”
“ugh, whatever.” dan pouted again.
“wipe that pout off your face princess.” phil whispered, grabbing dans chin.
“im just kidding philly!” dan kissed phil, getting him off guard.
“okay, next,” phil asked. “whats my middle name?”
“michael! these are too easy! i want harder ones. test me!” dan groaned out, and phil rolled his eyes.
“okay, okay,” phil said. he scrolled down to another website, which had different questions. “how about this: where was our first date?”
“EASY!” he yelled, throwing his hands up. “well, kinda,” he muttered. “its hard!”
“well, tell me.” phil said suggestively, leaning closer to dan.
“we first met of course at the train station,” he muttered out. “and then we went straight to your house, and, did things. does that count as a first date?” this took him way too long to say, as he was stuttering madly.
“yes, it does. great job, cutie.” phil said happily and leaned in for a kiss.
“okay, let me ask the question!” phil started to give him the phone, but dan refused, saying he wants go make one up.
“whats the first thing you notice about me?” he asked a bashful.
“your smile.” phil said simply. no explanation was needed to make dan feel all warm inside. dan covered his face and leaned on phils shoulder, grinning like mad.
once he got up, he looked at phil, seeing his wonderful, eyes.
“you know what mine is.” he muttered, almost inaudible. it was phils turn to blush. they lean in and kiss once again, but longer than before.
when they pulled apart, dan was seeing actual stars, and couldnt even understand what was happening, completely forgot about the video.
“oh my god, i love you so much.” he said in a shush tone, with phils hand on his cheek. they were only a few inches away from each other, and phil loved it. phil was exploding every inch of dans face, and so was dan. every moment phil made, it made him more dizzy and more dazed, but he didnt care.
within a few moments, they both locked eyes, and somehow, both remembered they were recording.
“uh, one more question,” phil stuttered out, as dan looked around for his almost empty drink. “okay, last question. what is my favorite color?”
“easy, blue.” dan said, as he drank his final sips of his drink before crushed it and threw it.
“hey!” phil protested, looking over at the cup.
“ill pick it ip later, babe.” dan slurred out almost incoherently. “whats mine?”
“easy, pink.” phil mocked. dan smiled softly, putting his arms around phils neck, phil put this hands on dans waist.
“what kind of pink?” he muttered, with his sloppy grin on his face, his curly hair perfect in tack still. (which surprised phil)
“pastel.” dan groaned jokingly, letting his head drop down onto phils shoulders.
“oh my god, i tried to trick you!” dan yelled.
“well, you didnt. 8 years of friendship pays off.” phil joked. dan put his head on phils shoulder, his head facing the camera.
“can we finish? i wanna cuddle with you watch disney movies.” phil chuckled and nodded.
“we’ll finish, lets do the outro.” phil tapped dan, so he can get up from his shoulder, but dan didnt move a muscle, indicating hes not moving.
“okay, well, goodbye everyone, please like a subscribe to me and dans channel, and our gaming channel! love you!” he waved and awkwardly looked at dan.
“i need to turn off that camera baby.” dan groaned and got up from phils shoulder. phil got up and turned off the camera, sitting right on his bed again next to dan.
“can we just cuddle?” phil can tell dan was getting tired, and getting all drained. he gets like this when hes drunk, but also after recording videos.
“of course, princess.” phil laid down, then wrapping his arms around dan who is not next to them. they peacefully fall asleep, with the lights on and phils snoring.
*:・゚✧
it was the morning, and phil is posting his premade video on lessamazingphil, just a quick vlog from florida. its taking surprisingly long to process, since its only 2 minutes, but phil didnt question it. its almost done, so phil went to go see dan, who has the worst hangover ever.
“how are you baby?” asked phil, laying next to dan.
“better, how bad was it?” he asked, and phil laughed.
“you were fine, not as bad as a few months ago, but you were not any better.” dan groaned, and at that moment his phone dinged. he unlocked his phone to see the notification, YouTube popping up, and it was phils new video.
“uh, phil.” dan said.
“yes?” phil hummed.
“you posted the wrong video.”
“what?” phil yelled a little too loudly for dan, as he backed away and gave phil his phone in just one beat.
“i uploaded our drunk boyfriend tag.” dans eyes widen.
“we filmed a video? no way, i dont remember this. did we kiss?”
“i was drunk too!”
“well, i would keep it up.”
“why?”
“we already made this mistake once, lets just let them have what they want.”

Originally posted by ratinof

smol-saikosis  asked:

hello! just wanted to stop by and ask, what is neutrois? i did read that you said you have "no gender to speak of" but i'm sleep deprived and a lil confused, would you mind explaining?

sure np! neutrois, to me, means that i feel like i have no gender or null-gender or i do have a gender, but its completely neutral and hard to discern. i feel all of those things at once, and since all of them fit the definition of “neutrois” thats the label that i use!

http://neutrois.com/what-is-neutrois/

^^^^ thats a website that explains more in detail! 

anonymous asked:

That video thats linked in the gifs u posted- is HILARIOUS, they said that Freddie was born in December and that Briana is a "celebrity stylist" lol stylist my ass, that girl cant even style herself.

did they? i didn’t watch it (as in i didn’t listen what they were talking about, just giffed it) but i have never heard of that website before so i wouldn’t expect accurate informations from them anyway lol

guys, but imagine blue and adam bonding over shitty customers and giving each other LOOKS  when they get out of work and talking about annoying things that have happened.

now imagine gansey&ronan&noah are definitely the shitty type of customers and adam and blue are constantly trying to stop them from making peoples lives harder.

if they’re in a store near closing, blue insists they leave ten minutes before they actually close. 
“But the lady at the counter said she didn’t mind???”
“SHE’S LYING, GANSEY, SHE WANTS TO GO HOME.”

“IF THE BUSINESS HAS A WEBSITE OR PAMPHLETS YOU CHECK THOSE FIRST, YOU DONT IMMEDIATELY CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE”

“Ohhh my god, did you just decide you don’t want that and put it on a random shelf?? put it back. PUT. IT. BACK.”

Ronan never puts the shopping carts back.
“I’m creating jobs”
“NO???? YOU’RE NOT!! ADAM, TELL HIM”
 “RONAN YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST BLOCKING THE FUCKING PARKING SPACES AND MAKING EMPLOYEES AND CUSTOMERS LIVES MORE DIFFICULT THATS WHAT YOURE DOING”

“Blue you dont have to stack up the plates, that’s their job.” //eye twitch

Bonus points if the last one happens at Ninos and blue is like “by ‘their job’ do you mean my friends and coworkers job? and my job four other nights out of the week? because that’s whose job it is, NOAH”

thye go to the mall once and Adam meets up with them bc he was working and ronan&gansey&noah are Themselves, and on the way out ronan goes to get in the car with adam and blue puts her hand on his arm
“No. i’m riding with adam. we need time away from you three.”

The entire ride home they communicate in sighs and exasperated groans

The Age Gap
  • Tracer: D.Va you know you can't date someone who's 30.
  • D.Va: Why not, I'm an adult.
  • Tracer: Well yeah, but the age!
  • Widowmaker: Yeah that's gross.
  • Sombra: Actually I did some *ahem* research and found that Widowmaker's slowed age would actually make her around the age of Soldier 76, so she would be around hmm, 49 - 50ish at most.
  • Widowmaker: How did you-
  • Sombra: Dosen't matter, and Lena your about 22, so think on that.
  • Tracer: Sombra plz.
  • Sombra: Besides you actually think I'm 30? Why would you trust a website I made?
  • D.Va: ... What she said.
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What’s the best and worst thing about modeling? 

Getting to meet so many people, going around the world, and wearing the nicest clothes are just some of the perks of modeling. The best thing for me is the feeling of getting to do this for a living. Worst thing about modeling is the waiting. Ha. Sometimes you have to wait 10 hours for a 10 minute show. Thats about it for me i guess.

You recently won as Asia Star Model! How was it like representing the Philippines? What was your fondest memory of the occasion? 

Thank you! It came as a suprise. I was invited by the Korea Models Association to go to Seoul and attend the Asia Model Festival. They awarded me the prestigeous Asia Model Star award along with esteemed models from 19 countries in Asia. Countries like Thailand, China, India, Mongolia, Hong Kong, and etc. participated in the said event. From all the awardees, i had the highest number of votes on KMA website and because of this, they have awarded me another award, which is Asia’s Favorite Model.

It was a surreal experience to be there. There were so many beautiful people and I got to meet respected people in the fashion industry like of Jimmy Choo, Iang Sittha, Louise Wong, and many more. I got to make friends with all these people and its definitely something i will not forget.

How do you want to be remembered in this industry you belong to?

I want to be remembered as passionate. I do what i love and i love what i do.

You are one of today’s most in-demand models. If given the break you’ve always dreamed of, where will you go? What will you do?

I’d like to model in New York or Paris. Ah, what a dream!

As a model, what kind of photographer do you like working with? What kind of creative concepts do you like to do? What is your dream shoot?

I like a photographer who is vocal about what he or she wants. It makes it easier for everyone at the shoot. And also, a photographer who isnt scared of pressing the camera trigger. If you take 100 photos, im more than sure that at least there would be one money shot.

I always like outdoor shoots and working with natural light.

My dream shoot will be shot in one of the islands in the Maldives.

Who do you look up to in the industry and why?

Brent Javier!

What challenges LA Aguinaldo?

Procastination.

Did entering local show business crossed your mind? What are your future plans?

I guess it did. It still does. But i gotta remember, only the fittest survive. So before committing to anything, you gotta be ready.

What’s your most YOLO moment? What’s your most badass moment?

Bungee jumping in Thailand.

List five weird things we don’t know about you.

I like skateboarding in the heat

I box and hit the punching bag every morning… in my garage.

I cant sleep the night before a flight

I am double jointed

I still get jitters before a show.

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Special thanks to: 

Make up by Nikki Valenzuela

Hair by Boggy Diaz

INTJ-ENTP Procrastinating with MBTI
  • ENTP: Supposedly this project got pushed back by, like, six days.
  • INTJ: Seriously?
  • ENTP: Yup.
  • INTJ: Well...
  • INTJ: My motivation to work has just plummeted.
  • ENTP: Haha, yeah, really.
  • INTJ: Hey, look at this.
  • INTJ: It says Earnest Hemingway was an ESTP.
  • ENTP: What does that mean?
  • INTJ: It means... that he was an ESTP.
  • ENTP: Yeah, I understand. What is an ESTP?
  • INTJ: It's one of the sixteen personality types.
  • ENTP: Yes, I know, that's obvious.
  • INTJ: Then what are you trying to get out of this?
  • ENTP: What does that mean he was /like/.
  • INTJ: Oh. I don't know. Let's find out. *Begins reading a the description of an ESTP*
  • ENTP: Oh, never mind.
  • INTJ: You asked what an ESTP was.
  • --
  • INTJ: Hey, look at one of his poems. It's weird. It's just random punctuation marks.
  • ENTP: You must have done something wrong.
  • INTJ: What could I possibly have done wrong?
  • ENTP: You probably pasted it wrong.
  • INTJ: ENTP, I didn't paste anything. I literally went to the page on the website and looked at what was already there. Everything else is loaded.
  • ENTP: I don't believe you.
  • INTJ: That's not my problem.
  • ENTP: *Pulls up the same website*
  • ENTP: Oh. Would you look at that. It is weird. You were right.
  • INTJ: I told you.
  • ENTP: I thought you were lying, or playing a trick on me or something.
  • INTJ: So your response was to find the same page and confirm that everything I said and showed you was valid.
  • ENTP: Yeah.
  • INTJ: God, you're such an ENTP.
  • ENTP: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!
  • Courfeyrac: How are you doing, Marius? You doing okay?
  • Marius: Thank you so much for asking. It's been tough lately, yeah. Two days ago I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave. I've been looking at some dog adoption websites. Bought a bunch scented candles. I cut off part of my hair. You know, your basic bottoming-out kind of stuff.
  • Courfeyrac: Yeah, normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I'm gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.
  • Marius: That's what the mailman said.
[Totally Confirmed] EXO's role casting
  • Kai: Why were we all given puppies to snuggle? Are we about to hear bad news?
  • Luhan: Can I request to snuggle a kitten instead?
  • Xiumin: -scoots away from Luhan-
  • SM: Okay, guys. I'm going to announce your roles in the group today. You all need to be good sports and accept your place without complaints, alright?
  • Luhan: I'm not going on until I have a kitten to snuggle! This is discrimination!
  • SM: -sighs- Someone get Luhan a kitten. Alright, let's get started. First of all, Suho and Kris are the leaders.
  • Suho: It would be the greatest honor.
  • Kris: Hey, I'm not sure I want to be in EXO anymore, can we talk about this?
  • SM: Haha, you are full of the jokes, Kris. Moving on, Sehun and Xiumin are extras. We'll only give you guys a few seconds of leftover lines on each album.
  • Xiumin: That's life, I guess.
  • Sehun: Sweet, more time to play computer games.
  • SM: Kai, you're the face of the group and the lead dancer.
  • Kai: This is exactly what the websites about MK-Ultra said would happen! I'm being tracked into Project Monarch, aren't I?
  • SM: What the hell.
  • Kai: The next thing you’re going to do is make me so I can turn from a cutie boy to a sex kitten in the drop of a hat, isn’t it?
  • SM: Whaat? Nooo… why would we… why would you think… let’s just move on. Lay and Sehun can be in the dance line as well.
  • Sehun: I just got to a new level in this game, so I’m just gonna need everyone to settle down
  • Lay: Can I be a song writer? I just finished composing a piece about how important mosquitoes are to the ecosystem.
  • SM: Do you have any song with awkward English about evil women controlling you?
  • Lay: Well, golly, sir, why would I write a song like that? Women are beautiful creatures of the Earth. I often envy how much more in touch with nature their bodies are.
  • SM: Yeah, you’re not writing for us. Let’s move on. Next is Chanyeol.
  • Chanyeol: Nottheferretnottheferretnottheferret
  • SM: You're he happy one.
  • Chanyeol: SCORE!
  • Luhan: What about me?
  • SM: You're obviously the pretty one.
  • Luhan: I think you mean the visual.
  • SM: Yes... so... the pretty one.
  • Luhan: Yeah, but is pretty really the right word to describe me? I'd say
  • I'm more hunky. Or studly. Like Siwon in Super Junior or one of those 2PM guys.
  • SM: Haha, you are Kris are just hilarious. Why is Xiumin hiding under the table?
  • Xiumin: JUST TELL ME WHEN THE CAT'S GONE
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It’s Raffle-Time!Yeah so I do a raffle because- i love raffles! ^_^) And because I need so long with the bookmarks… because i’m toooo lazy.

What do you have to do to join the raffle?
Like and reblog this (add your favourite candy in the reblog, otherwise it doesn’t count.)

Thats all :3 Hope ya have fun!

As already said on the picture, I will pick a winner from deviantart, tumblr and facebook. You can join on all website but if you win two prizes - you need to decide which one you want and then i will do another raffle for the other prize.

DEADLINE IS THE 22. OCTOBER 2014!

yellowbella5436  asked:

HANK! I was on the DFTBA website and I was looking at a shirt that said "My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations" in Gallifreyan one second and was thinking "OH THATS AWSOME I WANT THAT!" and the next second it was gone! I tried searching for it everywhere and I can't find it! I can't even find the other Gallifreyan shirts! Do you happen to know what happened to them because I was really looking forward to buying one.

It sold out, but we’ll have them in again once we move to the new warehouse.

anderswasrightt-deactivated2017  asked:

your post about sd is so racist and biased like gtfo read their website before trusting expo

wait what..

(for context this is the post the ask is talking about)

1.  if you read their website they clearly state that they, “with consideration of what is best for the child” are against same gender couples adopting, (along with single parents and people in polyamourous relationships)
link

this is from the governments website in how the parties voted over the mandatory sterilisation of trans ppl who wish to change their legal sex marker.

the parties that voted yes/ja voted for removing this rule
the parties that voted no/nej voted for maintaining this rule (the only party that voted no was, surprise, SD)

and finally, according to Paula Bieler, the “equality politician” of the SD party, (i dont know the english word for jämställdhetspolitiker, sorry), SD had an interest in speaking at pride, but weren’t invited, Bieler says it is “weird, shutting out some people with a different perspective” (wah wahh why wont u let us say how bad ur existance is for children in a public forum dedicated to lgbt peoples right to exist without persecution)

ik ur just trying to be a “lol-xd-funny-anti sjw” but honestly hahahaha check ur facts first please

also “racism” ?? u could’ve said “pathetic” or “shitty” or even “heterophobic” or whatever anti-left word u want that can be connected to the post, but u went with ‘racism’???

racism is systematic oppression based on ethnicity/race which has absolutely nothing to do with the post, please pick up a dictionary and some common sense