that's what i'm supposed to put

Signs as things my Physics Teacher said.
  • aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."
  • taurus: "I don't care who's condom it is, put it away."
  • gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more then one."
  • cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."
  • leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."
  • virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."
  • libra: "Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me."
  • scorpio: "Oh really does it say you're a loser on your birth certificate too?"
  • sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom."
  • capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?"
  • aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary."
  • pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don't answer that."

As Friends Do (1566 words)

“Dean, this has to stop.” 
Sam comes barging in through Dean’s door just as he’s making himself comfortable on the bed, trying to watch the latest episodes of Dr. Sexy in peace.
“Cas is stressing me out. He asked me if I’m angry with him for the fourth time this week.” 
Dean takes off his earphones and puts the episode on hold. “And why exactly would that be my fault, Sammy?” he asks irritated. Sam takes a few steps forward until he’s directly at the edge of his bed, looming over him.
“You know exactly why.” He nods to the open door, probably somewhere vaguely into Cas’ direction. “According to him, the stuff you do with him is how friends behave when their friends come back from the dead, and he now apparently thinks that I don’t want to be his friend.” 
That makes Dean splutter and blush; the stuff – what is he even – he didn’t do anything – and everything he did was certainly – “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he finally croaks and slams the laptop shut because he’s definitely not in the mood to watch Netflix right now.
Sam rolls his eyes. “Dude, you’re all over him ever since he came back. And really” – he raises his hands defensively – “I don’t care, but please, just tell him what you feel for him so we can all get this over with.” 
“Jesus, can’t a guy show some hospitality to a new member of the household?” he grumbles, probably still red as a tomato. Yeah, maybe he did stretch the definition of friendship a few times ever since Cas came back, but really, that shouldn’t be an issue, right? He was just trying to make Cas feel as comfortable as possible.
“Dean, practically fondling the guy under your shared blanket on the couch doesn’t count as hospitality, it really doesn’t,” Sam says exasperatedly.
Okay, that had only been one time, and he hadn’t fondled the guy, Jesus, he had only stroked his knee because he had struck it against the counter earlier that day. He opens his mouth to tell Sam as much, but he doesn’t let him.
“And Dean, really, I love Cas – as a friend – but I’d be more than happy to never have to touch his general crotch area in my life.”
“I never –”
“So please, do me a favor and tell this guy that you’d like to bump uglies with him in an extremely unfriendly way so I can stop explaining to him why I don’t want to touch every part of his body and why I never stand up at 5 am to make his favorite pancakes.” He points a finger at Dean. “Don’t even try to deny it, I’ve seen it with my own eyes.” 
Dean’s mouth opens and closes like a fish as he struggles to find words; maybe, eventually, Sam is, at least technically, right. He certainly wouldn’t be averse to do… stuff that’s not covered by a friendship with Cas, but he’s also pretty sure that Cas wouldn’t want that, so why the fuck should he even care? 
The fact that Cas expects the same treatment from Sam, for God’s sake, makes it clear that he’s not really into the whole feel–up–Dean–thing – or maybe he’s a kinky fucker and wants them both, but then – nope. He’s not going to go there.
“Dean,” Sam says again, more urgently this time. “I could probably hear your thoughts across the pond right now. If you really think that Cas is trying to get into my pants, I’m going to have to sue you for ingraining this image onto my eyeballs.” 
“I wasn’t – okay, shut the fuck up. I’m going to talk to Cas. But not about having sex with him, Jesus. I don’t –”
“Don’t even say it. I’m not even listening anymore, I’m done with your bullshit.” Sam puts his fingers in his ears and wanders off, mockingly whistling a cheerful tone. This jerk. 
“Alright, fine,” he tells himself and takes a deep breath. He can talk to Cas. Sure. He’s not sure yet what he’s supposed to say, but he can definitely bullshit his way through all of this. Sam’s just not that much of a hugger. Sam values his sleep over making pancakes, and he’d probably burn them anyway. Sam isn’t used to sharing a blanket because he’s so big he needs at least two for himself. 
Excellent. Now he just needs to tell that to Cas.

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I got to sit out on the back porch at midnight and watch a thunderstorm roll out under a full moon and it was so magical. 

Why do you do what you do?
  • Beth: [age 9] "Give me your hand. I'm going to tell your fortune."
  • Me: [gives her my hand] "OK. What's going to happen?"
  • Beth: [closes eyes, feels my palm] "In the next week..."
  • Me: "Yes?"
  • Beth: [slowly] "...you are..."
  • Me: "Yes?"
  • Beth: "...going to turn into a llama."
  • Me: "What?"
  • Beth: "A llama. A fire-breathing llama."
  • Me: "I'm going to turn into a dragon llama?"
  • Beth: "No, it's a dragollama."
  • Me: "You sure it's not a llamagon?"
  • Beth: "With two humps to store water. And wings."
  • Me: "Llamas don't have humps. You're thinking of camels."
  • Beth: [shrugging] "No, you're going to be a llama with humps."
  • Me: "So I'm going to turn into a flying fire-breathing llama-camel hybrid? I don't want to turn into a llamagon."
  • Beth: "It's not a llamagon. It's a dragollama."
  • Me: "Maybe it's a dragollamagon?"
  • Beth: "And you will have turtle shells on each hump, up above your wings."
  • Me: "So it's a turtellamagon?"
  • Beth: "No, it's still just a dragollama."
  • Me: "OK, look, this isn't really telling my fortune. You're supposed to tell me events that are going to happen, or people I'm going to meet. So, besides turning into a fire-breathing winged llama-camel-turtle with a crippling sense that I have no idea what I am or why I exist, what else can you tell me about the future?"
  • Beth: "You're going to help people."
  • Me: "Oh, good, that's better."
  • Beth: "You're going to set things on fire because you're a fire-breathing llama, but it will be an accident, and because you have water in your humps, you will be able to put out the fire too."
  • Me: "So I will help people by putting out the fires that I started by accident???"
  • Beth: "Yes."
  • Me: "Why don't I just NOT START THE FIRES to begin with?!?"
  • Beth: [shrugging] "Hey, you're the dragollama. Why do you do what you do?"

faypol  asked:

Hey! I'm probably THE biggest fan of your books, they have psychologically wrecked me(but that's what a good book is supposed to do)! Also, I think that Maven would be a Ravenclaw, bc no one suspects them to b the bad guys, so he would've tricked the sorting hat into putting him there so that no one could suspect him. This was way too random 😂 Just know that you are amazing and you should definitely keep up the good work bc I can't wait for book 4! 😍😍😍

hmmm I think Maven is a Slytherin but Elara is definitely a Ravenclaw so good instincts!

lucifer ( season 1 ) starters
  • ( ep 7-13 )
  • You're not busy, are you?
  • Actually, shocker, I am busy.
  • Now, I'm one not to get into the feels, usually, but... you seem genuinely distressed. You okay?
  • Do you want to--I don't know--chat about it or something?
  • Sex is always on the table.
  • You sure you don't want to chase after her?
  • We brought you a birthday gift.
  • You're supposed to be on my side, you know.
  • What's bothering you right now?
  • Well... right now I'm experiencing a very odd feeling. It's--it's like a fat man sitting on my chest. But not in a fun way.
  • You're really in therapy?
  • Why is that so surprising?
  • You're the least reflective person I know.
  • I have layers. I'm like an onion. An irresistible one.
  • You don't save a marriage by sleeping with other people
  • It can't hurt to try.
  • Have you ever considered that all of this excessive partying may be your attempt to fill a void?
  • The most evil of people have the most normal names, I've experienced. Beware anyone named Keith
  • We all have demons inside.
  • It's okay. I'm not afraid of dying.
  • We might not always understand it, but God has a plan.
  • You get to eat chocolate cake in bed tonight.
  • You don't care who you piss off, do you?
  • I made a friend today.
  • I can't believe that I would let myself care for him again
  • You're a kind person who puts the needs of others before your own
  • You can't be mad at me forever.
  • Oh, God, what have I done?
  • Don't worry, my father's the forgiving sort
  • Only you could turn a tragic death into an excuse to talk about you.
  • Where have you been?
  • Deviant foreplay is so time-consuming.
  • Come on, you can't say this isn't the best sex you've ever had
  • If that's supposed to be an offering to me, I decline on grounds of salmonella.
  • Step one, travel back in time and not make such a mess of things.
  • You know, I'm suddenly reminded of why I wanted you dead in the first place.
  • Look, I know you think I'm a bad guy
  • I need a favor
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011 film) : Sentence Starters
  • "I'm not kissing you."
  • "Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. "
  • "That you will stay who you are."
  • "I thought you were dead."
  • "I thought you were smaller."
  • "Is this a test?"
  • "I don't want to kill anyone."
  • "I don't like bullies; I don't care where they're from."
  • "What do you think?"
  • "Yes. I think it works."
  • "There's not gonna be a safe landing, but I can try and force it down."
  • "Right now I'm in the middle of nowhere."
  • "Do you want to kill Nazis?"
  • "Please don't do this."
  • "We can work it out."
  • "If I wait any longer a lot of people are gonna die."
  • "This is my choice."
  • "I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance."
  • "I'm here."
  • "I gotta put her in the water."
  • "(S)He'll know what to do."
  • "Eight o'clock on the dot. Don't you dare be late. Understood?"
  • "We'll have the band play something slow."
  • "I suppose that's the only question that matters."
  • "You will make us strong."
  • "(S)He has become convinced that there is a great power hidden in the earth, left here by the gods, waiting to be seized by a superior man/woman."
  • "The serum was not ready."
  • "Remember when I made you ride the Cyclone on Coney Island?"
  • "Yeah, and I threw up?"
  • "No matter what lies ________ told you, you see, I was his/her greatest success!"
  • "How do you feel?"
  • "You don't have one of those, do you?"
  • "I wasn't just THINKING about it. ________ is a clear choice."
  • "You put a needle in that kid's arm it's gonna go right through him/her."
  • "I am looking for qualities beyond the physical."
  • "This isn't payback, is it?"
  • "You don't win wars with niceness, doctor. You win wars with guts."
  • "________ told me you were insane."
  • "I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner."
  • "I joined the army."
  • "You've been asleep, ________. For almost 70 years."
  • "Look, I'm sorry about that little show back there, but we thought it best to break it to you slowly."
  • "GRENADE!"
  • "You can't give me orders!"
  • "You gonna be okay?"
  • "Break what?"
  • "Is this permanent?"
  • "I couldn't call my ride."
  • "You're late."
  • "Yeah. I knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times."
  • "The moment you think you know what's going on in a woman's head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked."
  • "Wait. You know what you're doing?"
  • "Seems harmless enough. Hard to see what all the fuss is about."
  • "Shut it down!"
  • "Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend."
  • "Sit down."
  • "It's probably too late to go to the bathroom, right?"
  • "We barely got out of there alive, and you want us to go back?"
  • "Well, that was easy."
  • "And they will, personally, escort Adolf Hitler to the gates of Hell."
  • "That was penicillin."
  • "I don't eat meat."
  • "Who are you supposed to be?"
  • "You'd be ineligible on your asthma alone."
  • "I can swim."
  • "I'm a great fan of your films!"
  • "You cannot control the power you hold."
  • "You will burn!"
  • "I'm doing it. I'm saving your life."
  • "I had some ideas about the uniform."
  • "I thought he'd be taller."
  • "Your metabolism burns four times faster than the average person."
  • "You could have the power of the gods!"
  • "Cut off one head, two more shall take its place."
  • "Hail Hydra."
  • "I have not come all this way for safety."
  • "If you have something to say, right now's a perfect time to keep it to yourself."
  • "I asked for an army and all I got was you."
  • "Yeah, I just... I had a date."

anonymous asked:

Some ppl really do have a problem. What's really telling to me is that the "jokes" usually show that they aren't paying any attention to Niall. It's like some are joking about someone they remember from 2013 and not bothering to find out what he's even doing. It makes me wonder, did they ever pay attention to him? I'm over it.

jealousy. thats all it is. hes the first one to put out a solo song and that ENRAGED ppl. bc to them, he wasnt supposed to do that!!! he wasnt supposed to do anything other than drink beer and play golf! how dare he do what he loves and rock the fucking charts for MONTHS! and then it was the second single that literally surprised everyone (gp and media and the music industry) with how AMAZING it was. that pissed ppl off. bc they assumed he was gonna put out some acoustic balled just like TT and thats all he was capable of. and they had to eat their words when he put out a fuckin banger! and now hes the FIRST ONE TO START A TOUR! and wowowweee, thats really made them angry. how DARE he to do ANYTHING first, and possibly set the bar so high! how dare he have a highly anticipated album coming out. how dARE he still have his second single high in the almost 4 months AFTER its release!!!! how dare he be GOOD! how dare he be active on social media!!! how dare he be supportive of his bandmates!!! how dare he enjoy his fans and be interactive with us!!! how DARE he have a successful career WITHOUT 1d!!!!!

thats all it boils down to….

anonymous asked:

You do you Jess. You've been doing a great job and running this blog with grace, fun and love. I honestly don't know what more from you these people want? Are you supposed to end world hunger and create a new United Nations to stop war (or end bullying)? Fuck, that's a lot of responsibility to put on one person! Anyway, just wanted to send some positive into your box and hope for a peaceful weekend. Oh, and by the way, I think shippers are a great bunch of girls (I'm a neutral).

😂😂 Thanks anon, you too! And yes, we are 😘 xoxoxo

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A Captain America and Winter Soldier video, or Steve and Bucky, if you will (:

Illustrations all done by Minuiko, who is obviously very good at what she does if she can make me have a burning desire to edit for a fandom I’m not even really in, haha. Her images already had life, I just gave them some movement ;)

Vimeo link for those who can’t view it on Youtube!

  • For the anon who wanted the incubi having and argument
  • Mika: Sam... what are you doing?
  • Sam: Drinking... chocolate milk? Because I'm thirsty? That a crime?
  • Mika: What are you drinking out of?
  • Sam: It's one of those weird triangle-cup things I found in a cabinet. This one had a hole in the middle though, so I put some of that metal foil shit over it. Genius, I know. I accept thanks in the form of kisses and mozzarella sticks.
  • Mika: Sam, what are you talking about? That's a funnel!
  • Sam: A what?
  • Mika: You don't drink out of a funnel; that hole's supposed to be there!
  • Sam: What the fuck is the point then? It looks just like those glasses up top!
  • Mika: Those are martini glasses!
  • Sam: Aight, fine, if it's such a huge deal then gimme one of those.
  • Mika: What? No! You're not supposed to drink chocolate milk out of a martini glass! Those are for... like... alcohol and stuff.
  • Sam: Oh, what the hell! Y'know what, whatever, I don't care anymore. I'm drinking chocolate milk out of a damn funnel. Stop me.
  • Mika: You look like a perfect moron!
  • James: Good morning.... *sipping coffee from a champagne flute.*
  • Mika:
  • Mika:
  • Mika:
  • Sam: Heh.
  • Mika: Don't.
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: In Legally Blonde, Emmett gets Enrique to out himself by asking him all of three rapid-fire questions, when Enrique is clearly closeted since he's lying about having sex with a woman. Are we as the audience supposed to believe that with all of the effort LGBT+ people put into hiding their identity, that's all it takes for him to slip up? And why is the Confirmed Lesbian of the film showed to be amused and happy about him being so publicly and humiliatingly outed after the fact? Why is Enrique even making up this affair with Brooke in the first place? How are a few feminine traits supposed to be the giveaway that he is exclusively attracted to men? Where is the justice for Enrique as a gay Latino man who is the victim of gross racist and homophobic stereotypes for the sake of everyone else's amusement?
Best Fucking Dialogue Ever, Thank You Kurt Sutter.....
  • Tiggy: Hey, why are you sitting in the dark? (turns on lamp)
  • Venus: Please turn that off, please....
  • Tiggy: What's going on?
  • Venus: I know what this is Alexander; why you're with me...
  • Tiggy: What are you talking about?
  • Venus: You're a man who dares to dance with the freaks and I perpetuate that deviance for you...allow you to show the world that you live outside the box but I know that's where it ends for us and I understand, it comes with the territory of my complicated identity but my, my feelings for you are simpler....they live very much inside the box...I'm afraid, Alexander, that I may have fallen in love with you....
  • Tiggy: Um, I don't know what to say...
  • Venus: Please, let me say it for you...I'm a man.... I am a man who knows she's a woman and that's exactly where I'm supposed to be. That's the criss-cross I've come to love. I don't want the surgery. I don't want undo what God has given me. I, I know how beautiful I am.
  • Tiggy: You are beautiful.
  • Venus: Thank you. I'm going to need to put some distance between us, at least until I can climb outside the box again.
  • Tiggy: Well....you're right, baby about me, about everything. This is my criss- cross.... because when I'm with you I don't have any secrets and then I can't...I, I have to open myself up for this and you see everything. All the things that I hide, all the shit that I hate about myself, you see it all baby..you see it all and through all that you still love me? Wow...babe, I've never had that ever with anyone....in any box, you know....but when I try to get close, you know, to feel....
  • Venus: Normal
  • Tiggy: Yeah...
  • Venus: Yeah
  • Tiggy: Yes. I just...I can't hook it up
  • Venus: I understand...
  • Tiggy: No, let me finish...baby....but I want to....I want to....(chokes up)...I want to feel....what it's like....for you to be mine. And I want to be able to go anywhere, anyplace with you being mine....come on baby....why don't you just go get yourself cleaned up, put on a pretty dress....put those flowers back in your hair because I want to hear your lilt when you say my name...because you are my sweet, my beautiful Venus....
  • Venus: Okay..okay..
  • Tiggy: Yeah
  • Venus: Yeah, I'll do that for you baby...my precious
  • Alex...Alexander...Alexan...Alexander...my savior (They stand and hug)
  • Tiggy: Oh my baby...
  • Venus: Oh my angel...
  • Tiggy: My little baby....

anonymous asked:

Okay just little trans woman rant here. No one ever taught me how to wear a bra properly and I always feel like I'm fucking up. Like, all I got was the put it on backwards trick and that's all fine and dandy but hey does this thing fit right am I killing my chest what are these lines where do you even... you get the gist. I don't know how to wear a bra and I have never had someone give me a firm understanding of what I should be doing.

the band of the bra is supposed to line up a little lower than your sternum (unless it has a higher front clasp or one of those weird wavy band bras) which should put it under your breast area, allowing any breast tissue to be within the cups. 

If you don’t have breast tissue development yet or use breastforms, it’s a little tougher, you’ll basically be setting it up based on how it lines up with your chest, sternum and shoulders.

You don’t want flesh lines after wearing a bra (unless you’ve been wearing it for assloads of time in which case it’s a little unavoidable), that means your bra is too tight for you and you might need to go up a band size.

Straps should also not be squishing skin, they should be comfortably fitting onto your shoulders and not compressing your chest at all. It really helps to get properly fitted for a bra too, with measurements. Some of those measurements will be slightly different for some trans women because of rib spacing, this necessitates taking the measurements while laying down to get an accurate cup size. [x]

If you’re unsure if you have wider ribs (this is especially tough to gauge for intersex trans women) take cup measurements both laying down and standing up and fit bras using both measurement options to see which fits better.

if you have more questions let me know, I wrote this while really tired out.

Garrett Inquisition Banters - Dorian
  • Dorian: The Champion of Kirkwall, is it? A pleasure to finally make your acquaintance
  • Garrett: I wouldn't have thought anyone who could have had a seat in the Magesterium would much care to know about the south
  • Dorian: You know of the Magesterium? Truly? Most in the South think ever mage in Tevinter is a Magister
  • Garrett: Don't take it as a compliment. My husband was a slave to one of your magisters
  • ---
  • Dorian: So you married a slave?
  • Garrett: /Former/ slave. He belongs to no one
  • Dorian: Ooh, touchy
  • ---
  • Dorian: Have I offended you?
  • Garrett: What makes you think I'm offended?
  • Dorian: Well in Varric's book he writes you as an understanding paragon of goodness, and yet whenever I'm within ten feet you start scowling
  • Garrett: I... didn't realise. I apologise
  • Dorian: Oh no need. In fact, it makes you one of the friendliest southerners I've met so far!
  • ---
  • Dorian: So-
  • Garrett: Not now
  • Dorian: I haven't even said anything
  • Garrett: I'm not up for talking at the moment. Please, just not now
  • Varric: Leave him alone, Sparkler. Everyone has their days
  • ---
  • Garrett: So you actually read Varric's books then?
  • Dorian: Not all of them. I tried reading that romance, Swords and Shields, per Cassandra's recommendation. I felt my IQ drop after the first sentence
  • Garrett: The Seeker recommended it? Varric will have a field day with that
  • Dorian: Well would you look at that? A smile! I feel blessed
  • Garrett: *sighs* And now you've ruined it
  • ---
  • Dorian: So... you're interested in men, are you?
  • Garrett: And married
  • Dorian: Well I noticed /that/. You and Fenris can barely keep your hands off of each other. I was just wondering...
  • Garrett: What?
  • Dorian: Never mind. Let's go back to you scowling at me whenever I walked into the room, that was much more comfortable
  • ---
  • (After Dorian's personal quest)
  • Garrett: The other day, when you brought up my preference for men, were you going to ask about my father when he found out?
  • Dorian: Ah, I've been had, have I?
  • Garrett: It would seem so. Do you still want to know?
  • Dorian: So long as it doesn't end with 'and then he decided to try a blood ritual to make me acceptable'
  • Garrett: Nothing like that. I was about seventeen when I realised, nineteen when I finally told him. It wasn't easy. I was terrified actually
  • Dorian: You were scared he wouldn't approve. I understand. What did he do, when you told him?
  • Garrett: He and my mother sat there and they listened. And when it was done, they just hugged me, told me they loved me, and that was it
  • Dorian: I see. You were lucky to have parents so ready to accept you as you were
  • Garrett: I was. And maybe you might be too, if your father's serious about making amends
  • Dorian: Maybe. I'd like to think he is
  • ---
  • Dorian: So your brother is a Grey Warden?
  • Garrett: He is. My fault, I'm afraid
  • Dorian: How so? I take it you didn't make him do it on a dare?
  • Garrett: I let him have his way. I let him go on that damned Deep Roads Expedition because he'd have thrown a fit over it otherwise
  • Dorian: He caught the Blight, I take it?
  • Garrett: Yes. And if not for Anders knowing where to find Grey Wardens, he would have died
  • Dorian: That hardly makes it your fault. Sounds more like rotten luck to me
  • Garrett: If I'd just made him stay at home-
  • Dorian: He'd have thrown a fit and done something equally stupid to spite you, I'm sure
  • Carver: I'm standing right here you know
  • Dorian: Oh I'm well aware
  • ---
  • Dorian: You know I always thought that Varric made that up
  • Garrett: *groans* Dare I even ask...
  • Dorian: You'd really never kissed anyone before Fenris? And he was your first time too? My, how romantic
  • Garrett: I am going to kill Varric...
  • Dorian: And here I thought we were past the 'you scowling at my mere presence' stage
  • ---
  • Garrett: So, you and Farier?
  • Dorian: Ah, you are curious? Well, I do love talking about me, so there's no harm in indulging you
  • Garrett: *chuckles* How on earth does he put up with you?
  • Farier: Well see, he does this thing with his tongue where he-
  • Dorian: Amatus!
  • Farier: *smugly* What? You use your tongue to talk, don't you?
  • Dorian: Oh, you little-!
  • Garrett: *laughs*
  • ---
  • Dorian: So... open to a friendly wager, Garrett?
  • Garrett: Hardly. The last time I wagered anything, it involved Isabela winning my clothes at cards and me running home with a bucket to cover my privates
  • Dorian: *laughs* Quite the image! Now that's a story I have to hear
  • Varric: I'll tell you all about it back at camp, Sparkler
  • Marian: You can see it first hand if you get him drunk enough
  • Dorian: And now I have my next endeavour all planned out
  • Garrett: Maker, no. Just no
  • ---
  • Garrett: So, out of curiosity, what did you want to wager on?
  • Dorian: Interested are we?
  • Garrett: Hardly, just curious as to what you were going to propose
  • Dorian: Well it's not fun if we don't wager. Varric put in for ten royals already on the odds of three-to-one
  • Garrett: In favour of what?
  • Dorian: I'm only telling those who are betting
  • ---
  • Garrett: Fine, just tell me what we're betting on
  • Dorian: Aha! Knew your curiosity would win out. We're betting on our dear Inquisitor's chances for success
  • Garrett: You're... betting on whether or not she'll die? That's rather morbid
  • Dorian: Not dying per say, though I suppose that will be the outcome if Corypheus isn't stopped. So, your wager?
  • Garrett: Not my trousers, that's for damn sure
  • Dorian: *laughs* Blast, and to think I could have owned the trousers of the Champion of Kirkwall!
  • Sera: I could pants him for you!
  • Garrett: Don't even think about it
  • Sera: *cackles* Too late!
  • Garrett: She's joking... Right?
  • Dorian: My dear Garrett, I'd watch myself from now on if I were you
  • ---
  • Dorian: So I sated your curiosity on our bet, now sate mine. Why /were/ you always scowling at me?
  • Garrett: I didn't even realise I was doing it before you pointed it out
  • Dorian: Nonsense, there must have been a reason. I /did/ hear you duelled Danarius and had a part in his death
  • Garrett: True. And I still have the scars to prove it
  • Dorian: So is it because I was nearly a magister? I take it that it's not because I'm from Tevinter, considering your choice in marital partner
  • Garrett: I... I don't know
  • Dorian: Ah, perhaps you feared I would harm Fenris in some way? I imagine he paints quite a picture of the Imperium
  • Garrett: Just... stop. I don't want to talk about this anymore
  • Dorian: Very well. Shall we talk about me instead? I do love that topic
  • ---
  • Dorian: Are they always that loud?
  • Garrett: Try sleeping next door to them. I think they do it on purpose
  • Dorian: Have you ever tried-?
  • Garrett: Yes, and it doesn't work. Trust me
  • Dorian: You must have gotten back at them somehow. I doubt Fenris would let it go
  • Garrett: *smugly* Well we did book them for the Bad Girl Special at the Blooming Rose once
  • Dorian: What-?
  • Marian: I still hate you for that
  • Garrett: I know. And it was worth it
  • ---
  • Dorian: You... really remember nothing?
  • Garrett: Not really. Only what I've been told since waking up
  • Dorian: Hm. When the Nightmare stole Lyris' memories, it only took her memories of the Conclave... Perhaps it was your extended contact with the demon that did it
  • Garrett: Do you think it will come back?
  • Dorian: I don't know. But if there is a chance, I am happy to help however I can
  • Garrett: Thank you Dorian
  • Dorian: Hmph, of course it took a memory wipe for you to say that to me
  • ---
  • Dorian: Lothering?
  • Garrett: Darkspawn
  • Dorian: Cheery. Kirkwall?
  • Garrett: Home
  • Dorian: Fenris?
  • Garrett: Husband
  • Dorian: Are you saying that because you know it, or because you feel it?
  • Garrett: ...both
  • Dorian: Hm... Ah. Dorian?
  • Garrett: *smugly* Scowling
  • Dorian: Aha, you /are/ starting to remember properly now, aren't you?
  • ---
  • Garrett: Thank you Dorian
  • Dorian: Well, I won't be one to refuse thanks but I usually like to know what I'm being thanked for
  • Garrett: For helping me remember. I was a bit of an arse to you in the beginning, wasn't I?
  • Dorian: Well you didn't spit when we met. It's more than I can say for the blacksmith
  • Garrett: *sighs* And there goes the moment...
  • ---
  • Garrett: So, Dorian...
  • Dorian: Ah, are we back to scowling now I am to be a true Magister? Don't worry, I won't hold it against you. I've even been practicing my maniacal laugh
  • Garrett: I just wanted to offer my sympathies for your father's death. I know how hard it is to lose a parent
  • Dorian: *sympathetically* Or two, in your case. I appreciate the sentiment, though I'd rather not speak at length about it
  • Garrett: Of course. Have you at least had your grapes peeled for you since being back in Tevinter?
  • Dorian: *laughs* No, but it is at the top of my list when I take my seat in the Magesterium. Along with trying to drag the Imperium back out of the muck, though that's a slightly more long term goal I'm afraid
  • Garrett: I'd heard a few rumours about that. You really think you can do it?
  • Dorian: Maybe, maybe not. But if I don't try, who will?
  • Garrett: True enough. If you ever need anything...
  • Dorian: Oh perish the thought. I believe you've been through enough, my friend. Only fate would be unkind enough to saddle you with yet more trouble after all of this
3
"I don't have time. I don't have time to worry about how it happened. It is what it is. We're genetically engineered to stop aging at twenty five. The trouble is, we live only one more year, unless we can get more time. Time is now the currency. We earn it and spend it. The rich can live forever and the rest of us? I just wanna wake up with more time on my hand than hours in the day."
Luhan:"How old are you? In real time?"
Sehun:"28."
Luhan:"I'm 105. Does it show? The day comes when you've had enough. Your mind can be spent even if your body's not."
Sehun:"That's your problem? You've been alive too long? Have you ever known anyone who's died?"
Luhan:"For a few to be immortal, many must die."
Sehun:"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Luhan:"You really don't know, do you? Everyone can't live forever, where would we put them? Why do you think there are time zones? Why do you think taxes and prices go up the same day in the  ghetto? The cost of living keeps rising to make sure people keep dying. How else could there be men with a million years almost from day to day? The truth is, there's more than enough. No one has to die before their time. If you had as much time as I have, what would you do with it?"
Sehun:"If I had all that time, I sure as hell wouldn't waste it"
Princess Pride Sentences Part 1:
  1. “Oh. Well, thank you very much. It’s very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
  2. “As you wish.”
  3. “This is true love. You think this happens every day?”
  4. “I’ve hired you to help me start a war. That’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.”
  5. “Am I going mad or did the word ‘think’ escape your lips?”
  6. “You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.”
  7. “You’re sure nobody’s following us?”
  8. “As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable.”
  9. “Out of curiosity, why do you ask?”
  10. “No reason. It’s only, I just happened to look behind us, and something is there.”
  11. “Oh. Oh my goodness. I’m sorry. Beg your pardon.”
  12. “Hurry up. Move the thing! Um- that other thing. Move it!”
  13. “Inconceivable!”
  14. “You were supposed to be this colossus. You were this great, legendary thing.”
  15. “I do not accept excuses.”
  16. “Did I make it clear that your job is at stake?”
  17. "He didn’t fall? Inconceivable!!”
  18. “You keep using that word — I do not think it means what you think it means.”
  19. “Oh, have it your way.”
  20. “Look, I don’t mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks. So I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
  21. “I do not suppose you could speed things up?”
  22. “That does put a damper on our relationship.”
  23. “That’s very comforting. But I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait.”
  24. “I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”
  25. “Do you always begin conversations this way?”