that's what i'm calling him i don't think he has a name yet right

Educating a Friend
  • Me: So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
  • Guy Friend: What's his name?
  • Me: I don't know. Frank?
  • Guy Friend: No.
  • Me: Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
  • Guy Friend: I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
  • Me: ...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
  • Guy Friend: Do I have any money?
  • Me: Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
  • Guy Friend: Duh, I buy him lunch.
  • Me: Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
  • Guy Friend: Nah, it's cool.
  • Me: Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
  • Guy Friend: What five bucks?
  • Me: Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
  • Guy Friend: What? Why would I--
  • Me: I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
  • Guy Friend: Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
  • Me: I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
  • Guy Friend: Well, yeah, but...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: oh
Disney Lyric Starters
  • [ Classic, modern, golden days, you name it, i got it. Feel free to change pronouns etc. Also this is a looong post]:
  • "Some day, my prince will come."
  • "Some day, we'll meet again."
  • "Some day when spring is here, we'll find our love anew."
  • "And soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune."
  • "There isn't any let up. I hear them calling, calling."
  • "Every time she/he'd find a minute, that's the time that they begin it."
  • "They always keep her/him hopping."
  • "She/He goes around in circles till she/he's very, very dizzy."
  • "They have stars in their eyes."
  • "Side by side with your loved one, you'll find enchantment here."
  • "The night will weave its magic spell when the one you love is near."
  • "This is the night, and the heavens are right."
  • "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?"
  • "Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?"
  • "How many wonders can one cavern hold?"
  • "I want to be where the people are."
  • "I want to see, want to see 'em dancing."
  • "Flipping your fins, you don't get too far."
  • "What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?"
  • "Sick of swimming. Ready to stand."
  • "And I'm ready to know what the people know."
  • "When's it my turn?"
  • "I can see what's happening, and they don't have a clue."
  • "With all this romantic atmosphere, disaster's in the air."
  • "She'd turn away from me."
  • "He's holding back. He's hiding."
  • "Why won't he be the king I know he is, the king I see inside?"
  • "Love is where they are."
  • "If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that."
  • "No man is worth the aggravation."
  • "Honey, we can see right through you."
  • "It's too cliche. I won't say I'm in love."
  • "I thought my heart had learned its lesson."
  • "You keep on denying who you are and how you're feeling."
  • "Get off my case. I won't say it!"
  • "I steal only what I can't afford."
  • "These guys don't appreciate I'm broke."
  • "I can take a hint, gotta face the facts. You're my only friend."
  • "I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em."
  • "Tell you all about it when I got the time!"
  • "I think I'll take a stroll around the block."
  • "Let's not be too hasty."
  • "They're quick, but I'm much faster."
  • "Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly."
  • "Both a little scared, neither one prepared."
  • "Finding you can change, learning you were wrong."
  • "Certain as the sun rising in the east."
  • "There's something sweet and almost kind."
  • "I wonder why I didn't see it there before."
  • "Who'd have ever thought that this could be?"
  • "True he's no "Prince Charming"..."
  • "Who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?"
  • "We'll wait and see a few days more."
  • "What I love most about rivers is you can't step in the same river twice."
  • "To be safe, we lose our chance of knowing."
  • "Can I ignore that sound of distant drumming?"
  • "Is all my dreaming at an end?"
  • "For a long time we've been marching off to battle."
  • "Our aching feet aren't easy to ignore."
  • "Think of instead, a girl worth fighting for."
  • "I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars."
  • "It all depends on what she cooks like."
  • "Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer."
  • "Yet the only girl who'd love him is his mother."
  • "Whatever you do, I'll do it, too."
  • "Show me everything, and tell me how."
  • "It all means something, yet nothing to me."
  • "It's all so close, and yet so far."
  • "I wanna know. Can you show me?"
  • "I wanna know about these strangers like me."
  • "Why do I have this growing need to be beside her?"
  • "Come with me now to see my world."
  • "Don't you disrespect me, little man!"
  • "You're in my world now, not your world."
  • "And I got friends on the other side."
  • "Sit down on my table, put your minds at ease."
  • "I can read your future. I can change it around some, too."
  • "You come from two long lines of royalty."
  • "I'm a royal myself on my mother's side."
  • "Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low."
  • "Mom and dad cut you off, huh, playboy?"
  • "You've been pushed around all your life."
  • "Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?"
  • "I hope you're satisfied, but if you ain't, don't blame me!"
  • "All that time never even knowing just how blind I've been."
  • "At last I see the light, and it's like the fog has lifted."
  • "If she/he's here, it's crystal clear I'm where I'm meant to go."
  • "All at once everything is different now that I see you."
  • "Come on, let's go and play!"
  • "I never see you anymore."
  • "We used to be best buddies, and now we're not."
  • "I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."
  • "It gets a little lonely, all these empty rooms."
  • "People are asking where you've been."
  • "They say "Have courage," and I'm trying to."
  • "We only have each other."
  • "It's just you and me. What are we gonna do?"
  • "Okay, can I just say something crazy?"
  • "I love crazy."
  • "I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."
  • "I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."
  • "Say goodbye to the pain of the past."
  • "We don't have to feel it anymore."
  • "Can I say something even crazier?"
  • "I've been staring at the edge of the water for as long as I can remember."
  • "Every road leads back to the place I know where I cannot go."
  • "It calls me, and no one knows how far it goes."
  • "I can lead with pride. I can make us strong."
  • "I'll be satisfied if I play along."
  • "What is wrong with me?"
  • "But no one knows how deep it goes."
  • "If the wind on my sail on the sea stays behind me, one day I'll know how far I'll go."
  • "Now I know I can be happy as a clam because I'm beautiful, baby."
  • "Scrub the deck and make it look shiny."
  • "I just love free food."
  • "Ouch! What a terrible performance!"
  • "You don't swing it like you used to, man."
  • "Send your armies, but they'll never be enough."
  • "You try to be tough, but your armor's just not hard enough."
Garrett and Marian - Legacy Banters
  • Marian: Well... not quite how I imagined this family reunion going. I was envisioning more hugs and maybe some wine over dinner. Not attempted assassinations
  • Carver: Really? You think this is so abnormal for our family?
  • Marian: Well you got me there
  • ---
  • Bethany: What could our father have to do with this mess? The Carta have had more than enough time to try and find us
  • Garrett: I imagine that having two Champions of Kirkwall with the last name Hawke may have tipped them off
  • Bethany: But it's been three years since you and sis defeated the Arishok. Why wait that long?
  • Marian: Well I don't know about you, but if I was going to go after the people who killed an Arishok then I'd probably want to make a little time for planning, wouldn't you?
  • Carver: Do these morons strike you as the sensible type?
  • Marian: Two points in one day Carver? Don't tell me the Templars are actually drilling some wit into that skull of yours
  • Carver: *laughs* At least /my/ wit makes a point, dear sister
  • Bethany: Ooh, that had to hurt
  • Garrett: Do you need some healing for that one, Marian?
  • Marian: Oh shove off, all of you
  • ---
  • Garrett: And we're back in the Deep Roads
  • Marian: Oh it's not that bad. I mean... Look at all the... Ugh, no, you're right this is terrible. Let's all promise never to go to the Deep Roads after this. Three times is enough
  • Garrett: Three times? When was the second?
  • Marian: Um... well...
  • Carver and Bethany: *sing song voices* Somebody's in trouble
  • ---
  • Bethany: Varric wrote to me the other day
  • Garrett: Telling another of his stories, I bet. Was it the one about the high dragon, because that didn't really-
  • Bethany: No. He was giving me an update. On you, actually. I was... worried, so I wrote to him and asked
  • Garrett: I'm fine Beth. Really
  • Bethany: No you're not. Not yet. But I know you, and if anyone can get past it, you can
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • ---
  • Carver: You might want to be watch yourself, Garrett
  • Garrett: How come?
  • Carver: Ever since you sided with Orsino the other day, there's been... Rumours. Meredith isn't happy with you, and it's only because she allows it that you're still free
  • Garrett: So is she going to have me dragged to the Circle, or is she getting the Brand ready now?
  • Fenris: Don't say that
  • Carver: I would never let it get that far. But I thought I'd warn you, just in case you were thinking about making her mad
  • Garrett: I appreciate you telling me Carver. Don't worry. I'll be careful
  • ---
  • *after completing Malcolm's Will*
  • Marian: So... the stonework down here is... lovely, isn't it?
  • Carver: Not now, Mary
  • Marian: I was only... Alright
  • ---
  • Marian: Are you okay, Gary?
  • Garrett: I'm fine... Just...
  • Marian: He loved you. And Bethany. He'd be so proud of you
  • Garrett: You sound so sure of that
  • Marian: Of course I am. Because it's true. And don't let that nasty shit in your head tell you otherwise - it's a liar, remember
  • Garrett: *chuckles* Alright
  • Bethany: Be careful sister, people might think you've got a heart after all
  • Marian: *dramatically* Oh no! *clutches chest* I think... I think I'm getting feelings! Quick, someone beat them out of me!
  • Carver: *laughs* You be careful what you wish for sister
  • Isabela: I'd rather ride them out of you
  • Garrett: Ah, and there's the dirty line. I was starting to worry something was wrong Bela
  • Isabela: And you're as sweet as ever, Garrett
  • ---
  • Varric: Twenty silvers, that's my final offer. Take it or leave it Elf
  • Marian: What are you betting on, and why am I getting left out of it?
  • Varric: You want in? We're betting on what it'll take to get Junior and Waffles to hug
  • Garrett: *groans* You're not calling me 'Waffles' again, are you?
  • Varric: I have to. Every time I say 'Hawke' all four of you turn around. I'm being considerate
  • Carver: I bet there's /someone/ here who'd like to see him covered in syrup
  • Garrett: Carver!
  • Fenris: *embarrassed noises*
  • Isabela: Ooh, new friend-fiction idea!
  • Garrett: Don't you even dare!
  • Isabela: Too late, already dared. Can we make camp? I need to make notes
  • ---
  • Varric: Hey, Rivaini, I'm expecting royalties if that friend-fiction of yours gets published
  • Carver: When you didn't even come up with it?
  • Varric: You wouldn't have brought up syrup if I didn't call him Waffles
  • Garrett: Maker save me...
  • Bethany: And me...
  • Marian: Usually I like dirty things... But this is too far, even for me
  • Isabela: Are you saying you wouldn't like it if /I/ were covered in syrup?
  • Marian: Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realise you were my very hairy twin brother, Bela
  • Isabela: Well when you put it that way...
  • ---
  • Isabela: I always thought we were the loud ones, you know
  • Fenris: What?
  • Marian: I know right. Maybe they're just less shy about it now
  • Garrett: Do I want to know?
  • Isabela: You already know. Or did you deafen yourself?
  • Marian: To think, they don't need us shouting encouragement through the wall anymore. I'm so proud
  • Isabela: Our boys are growing up so fast. Maybe next they'll master foreplay
  • Carver: Oh Maker, I do not want to hear this
  • Bethany: Neither do I
  • Garrett: *loudly* And I would be very happy if we could stop talking about this. Right now
  • Isabela: Yeah, see. That kind of loud
  • Fenris: *deadpan* If you're so fascinated by Garrett being loud, then you must not be doing a very good job at making Marian scream, Isabela
  • Marian: Oooooooo
  • Isabela: Oh, you snarky little shit
  • Bethany: *loudly* If we could stop discussing my older brother's and sister's sex lives, I would appreciate it
  • Carver: *loudly* Oh look, more darkspawn. Let's kill them so we can stop talking about this
  • ---
  • Marian: So our choices are the nice, Tainted madman, or the mage who wants to let a darkspawn magister out of his hole in the ground? Why can we never make nice decisions, like what kind of wine to have with dinner?
  • Fenris: I agree. It is the only decision worth making
  • Marian: When you're not throwing it at the walls, I assume?
  • Fenris: That was six years ago
  • Marian: And you never offered me a glass
  • Fenris: You are recycling jokes now? Has the great Marian Hawke's wit finally lost it's edge?
  • Marian: Ooh, you are just asking for it now
  • ---
  • Varric: You okay Garrett? You've been a bit quiet since-
  • Garrett: I'm fine Varric. There's more important things to be worried about right now
  • Varric: It's not easy to realise that someone you looked up to wasn't quite what you imagined. You ever need to talk, you know where my suite is
  • ---
  • Isabela: So... is no one going to bring up the fact that Varric called Garrett by his name earlier?
  • Varric: What are you talking about Rivaini? Waffles and I were just having a friendly chat
  • Isabela: Don't bullshit me. You called him Garrett. I heard you
  • Varric: That doesn't sound like me, Rivaini
  • Marian: He called you by your name when Velasco carted you off to Castillon
  • Isabela: What?! No fair, I didn't get to hear!
  • ---
  • Bethany: Are you sure about this, brother?
  • Garrett: It has to be done
  • Bethany: I could do it. I am a Hawke after all, and a mage. You don't need to-
  • Garrett: No, Bethany
  • Bethany: But-!
  • Garrett: Bethy, if I let you use blood magic, I'd never be able to live with myself
  • Bethany: And if you do it, will you be able to live with it?
  • Garrett: I'd rather it be me than you
  • ---
  • Varric: If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!
  • Marian: Oh great, and now he's almost certain to pull a dragon out of his arse! Way to go Varric
  • ---
  • Bethany: Here, you didn't get a chance to close that wound earlier
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • Fenris: I just hope it was worth it
  • Marian: Well we /did/ just kill a darkspawn magister. I can't wait to hear how Varric tells this one
  • Varric: Well I doubt I'll have to exaggerate a damn thing, considering how weird this shit is
  • Fenris: That isn't what I meant...
  • Garrett: I'd have avoided it if I could, but someone had to. And if it meant sparing my little sister from that...
  • Fenris: I understand. But... Please, just be more careful from now on
  • Garrett: I will, I promise
  • Isabela: You two are so sappy... It's actually rather cute
Satisfied...
  • Jackie: A toast to the groom *raises wine glass to Marco*
  • Marco: *stands with a charming smile
  • Crowd: To the groom, to the groom!
  • Jackie: *face goes grim before giving a fake yet believable smile* To the bride...
  • Star: *stands as the crowd repeats*
  • Jackie: From your other bestie....
  • Crowd: Jackieeeeee
  • Jackie: Who's always by your sideeee
  • Crowd: By your side... By your sideeee
  • Jackie: To your kingdommmm
  • Crowd: To the kingdom to our victory!
  • Jackie: And I hope that you provide *winks*
  • Marco: Hehehe...
  • Jackie: May you always...
  • Crowd: Always...
  • Jackie: Be satisfied...
  • Crowd: REWIND... <i>REWINDDDDDDD</i>
  • Jackie: Rewind... Rewind...
  • Jackie: Satis... Ayeeeeee... Satis...
  • Jackie: *looking at a memory* I remember that night I just might...
  • Star: *runs away from Marco crying...*
  • Rewind...
  • Jackie: I remember that night I just might
  • Marco: Star! *runs after her...*
  • Rewind...
  • Jackie: I remember that night... I remember that night...
  • ...
  • ...
  • Jackie: *holds herself...* I remember that night I just might regret that night for the rest of my days...
  • *Looks at another memory that appears* I remember those Soulja boy wouldn't get over themselves just to win our praise... Heh
  • *Looks at another memory of Mr. And Mrs. Diaz shooing them out the house* I remember that dream like candlelight went out so simple and unfazed...
  • Jackie: *small smile as she looks at Marco confess because of that box* But Marco Diaz I'll never forget the time I truly saw your face...
  • I've never been the same...
  • Intelligent eyes and a hunger pain fame...
  • And when I said high you forgot your dang name (heh...)
  • That set my heart a flame... Set my heart a flame... This is not a game..
  • Marco: You strike me... And a girl who's never been satisfied...
  • Jackie: *chokes on drink* I'm sure I don't know what you mean... *Stares nervously...* You forget yourself..
  • Marco: Pfft... You're like me... I'm never satisfied...
  • Jackie: *turns to him* Is that right?
  • Marco: I've never been satisfied...
  • Jackie: *grins happily and held out her hand...* My name in Jackie Lynn Thomas...
  • Marco: *turns completely red and shakes hand wildly...* Marco Ulbaldo Diaz!
  • Jackie: *points to the Naysaya with a smile...* Where'd that head come from?
  • Marco: *face goes even redder* <i>Unimportant...</i> there's a million things I haven't done...
  • Present Jackie: *watches as a memory swivels around her to him and herself kissing... Tear comes out her eyes...*
  • Marco: Just you wait... Just you wait...
  • Jackie: So this is what it feels like to match with someone on your level what the heck is the catch it the feeling the freedom I think I've seen the light... Its like Ben Franklin with the key and the kite...
  • Present Jackie: *another memory swirls around her...* You see it right?
  • Janna: *walks up to her with wiggling eyebrows...*
  • Jackie: The conversation lasted one minute maybe three minutes everything we ever told and agree with it... Maybe three minutes it's a bit of a chance... It's a bit of a poster it's a bit of a stance...
  • Present Jackie: *watches another memory flow around her... Marco saying want me to kiss ya...* He was a but of a flirt and I gave that a chance...
  • Jackie: I asked about his family... What an answer!
  • His hands started fidgeting and looked like he had peed his pants (hehe)
  • Handsome... But he doesn't know it...
  • Peach fuzz and he can't even grow it!
  • I wanna take him far away from this place...
  • Present Jackie: But then I saw that Butterfly's face and she was...
  • Star: *calls Marco from the stairs...* Helpless...
  • Present Jackie: And I just know... She is...
  • Star: *crying as she told Marco she had a crush on him...* Helpless...
  • Marco: *speechless...*
  • Present Jackie: And those tearful eyes... We're just so...
  • Star: *runs away after a tearful goodbye...* Helpless...
  • Present Jackie: That's when I had realized three fundamental truths at the exact. Same. Time...
  • Marco: What is going on...
  • Jackie: It's a change in your life...
  • Marco: Then... Change it...
  • Present Jackie: *covers face*
  • Voices: NUMBER 1.
  • Present Jackie: I'm a girl in this cruel world *points to a memory...* And my only job is to be that pro skater... I don't wanna be rich but I'm the one who has the social climb for one...
  • I'm the only one and a witty one of this skater thing... The best one...
  • And Marco Diaz isn't very penniless... But that doesn't mean I don't want him anyless...
  • Jackie: I'm breaking up with you... Marco...
  • Marco: Why?!
  • Jackie: We've hurt Star... So much... I don't want to hurt her anymore... So... I'll leave you to let it get better...
  • Voices: NUMBER 2
  • Present Jackie: He's after me because I'm the one he had a preschool crush on...
  • I can't be conceited so I put that aside...
  • So I let him back to his shining Star...
  • Nice going Jackie... Even if it was right... You'll never be satisfied...
  • Jackie: *staring at the pair as Mewni is being rebuilt...*
  • Star: Thank you for coming....
  • Marco: Your my best friend... Why wouldn't I come?
  • Both: *gentle smile*
  • Jackie: (I'll leave them to it...)
  • Voices: NUMBER 3.
  • Present Jackie: I MAY NOT NO THAT BUTTERFLY LIKE MY MIND BUT I NO YOU'LL NEVER FIND SOMEONE AS TRUSTING OR AS KIND.
  • IF I STOP THEIR LOVE SO EASILY SHE WOULD BE SILENTLY RESIGNED...
  • BUT WOULD HE REALLY BE MINE?
  • She'd say she's fine... BUT I KNOW SHE WOULD BE LYING....
  • Star: *magic is green as she watches Jackie and Marco walk off together...*
  • Present Jackie: But when I fantasize at night is that Diaz's eyes...
  • As I romanticize what might've been if that Butterfly...
  • Hadn't left so quickly...
  • Present Jackie: *watches as the memories fade...* But at least she's pure as his wife...
  • At least I'll still see his eyes in my life... *A small... Sad smile with a tear forms on her face...*
  • Music: *plays...*
  • ...
  • ...
  • Jackie: TO THE GROOM!!!! *tears stream down her face uncontrollably...*
  • Marco and Star: *looks confused at why she just burst into tears...*
  • Crowd: To the Groom... To the groom...
  • Jackie: TO THE BRIDE... *More tears...*
  • Crowd: To the bride... To the brideeee...
  • Jackie: FROM YOUR OTHER BESTIE...
  • Crowd: Jackie...
  • Jackie: WHO'S ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE...
  • Crowd: By your side.. by your side....
  • Jackie: TO THE KINGDOMMMMM...
  • Crowd: TO THE KINGDOM TO OUR VICTORY...
  • Jackie: AND I HOPE THAT YOU PROVIDE...
  • Crowd: Provide... Provide...
  • Jackie: MAY YOU ALWAYS...
  • Crowd: Always...
  • Jackie: BE SATISFIED...
  • Crowd: Satisfied...
  • ...
  • ...
  • Jackie: *walking off the stage and looks to Star and Marco who are staring at her* And I know... She'll be happy as his bride...
  • And I know...
  • I'll never be satisfied...
  • I'll never be satisfied...
Q&A with Simon D
  • Simon and you have been together for nearly 5 years and Simon has decided to do a short Q&A video with you. Simon has already tweeted out to his fans about the questions.
  • Simon: Hey everyone. Today [Y/N] and I will be answering questions from our fans.
  • You: What's the first question?
  • Simon: Someone's excited for this.
  • You: I only agreed to this because you promise you will let me choose what we eat tonight.
  • Simon: Shh I don't want our fans to know I bribed you into this. Ok, first question is where did you two go on your first date? Do you remember, babe?
  • You: Of course. But you always telling this story so you do it.
  • Simon: I asked her to dinner at my favourite restaurant, but after dinner I found out she doesn't like the place. [Y/N] asked me what I had plan next, I told her I was planning to go to the movies. She disagreed and we went to a bowling place after.
  • You: Dinner and a movie is boring babe. Sorry. But you had fun at the bowling place right?
  • Simon: Yeah it was fun. Here, read the next question.
  • You: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • Simon: We actually met a club. It was an after party for some show. I was sitting in the VIP section and I saw her dancing from across the room. I thought wow that girl CANNOT dance.
  • You: Hey!
  • Simon: I'm just joking. But yeah, my first thought was wow she is so sexy so I got up and asked for her name.
  • You: Yeah, I remember seeing this guy who's wearing a grey GUCCI sweatshirt walking up to me and I thought, who in their right mind wears a sweatshirt to a club. Like it's so hot and stuffy in there. Then my second thought was he probably smells because I could see his sweat.
  • Simon: And do I smell?
  • You: Sometimes.
  • Simon: So [Y/N] what is the most romantic thing that I have done?
  • You: Hmm, for our one year anniversary we celebrated it at home. I had a long day at work and I told him I was fine with some take-out but this guy here surprised me. He made dinner, put rose petals on the bed and candles were everywhere.
  • Simon: I have many romantic things and you choose that one?
  • You: Yeah but I think that's the most romantic. Next question.
  • Simon: What are each other’s worst or annoying habits? [Y/N]'s most annoying habit is buying so many clothes and not wearing them. Some clothes in her closet still has tags on them. And when we go out she says she doesn't have anything to wear so I tell her to wear the clothes she bought a month ago. And when we are ready to go out, I would think she's wearing the new clothes but she wears her old clothes. Her clothes are taking up my side of the closet.
  • You: Whatever. You should buy another closet for yourself then. And don't forget you sometimes kick the blanket off the bed when we're sleeping. I'm always getting up and picking the blanket up. Learn how to keep the blanket ON the bed and I'll try to stop buying so much clothes.
  • Simon: Okay okay, I'll try. So the next question is what is your ideal date night?
  • You: I don't think we do a lot of date nights, right babe?
  • Simon: No, we don't. We prefer having lunch together.
  • You: Yeah, lunches, breakfast or brunches. We prefer spending the day together. But also, Simon sleeps super early. He gets into bed around 8:30pm. What old men do.
  • Simon: Hey! I'm not old.
  • You: Whatever you want to believe. Hmm the next question from this fan is a little out of the blue.
  • Simon: What is it?
  • You: Are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Simon: Weird fantasies or kinks? We don't have weird kinks.
  • You: Omg Simon. You just implied we have weird fantasies. I don't want to answer this one. I'm going to get a drink.
  • Simon: No, no sit down. You're staying right here babe.
  • You: I'm just going to cover my face then.
  • Simon: I won't go into too much detail or give our fans too much information. Actually I'll just say it in three words. Ready? Ok, toys and accessories.
  • You: Omg you did not just say accessories. What is that suppose to mean?
  • Simon: I told you, I'm not saying anything more. And baby, you should know what the accessories are..
  • You: Let's move on.
  • Simon: Okay last question, do you two have any funny, embarrassing sex stories? Wow our fans are something hey?
  • You: Haha yeah. I know one embarrassing story. Can I tell it?
  • Simon: Are you talking about the one with the phone call?
  • You: YES! Ok so we were at home and in the middle of 'it' , well actually we were both 'nearly there', when Simon's phone rings. The phone was on the bedside table and I asked Simon if he needed to get that. He shook his head and all that came out of his mouth was "Jay, Jay, Jay". Now imagine, you and your partner having the time of your life, you know, and your partner decides to call out his work mate's name when you're about close. It was so weird, yet extremely funny. Oh and if you didn't guess, the person who called him was Jay.
  • Simon: Please stop talking now and I'm surprised you could actually ask me a question when you're in the zone babe. Kudos.
  • You: I didn't say the exact words. I muttered, gosh. Anyway can I tell them what I told Jay the next day.
  • Simon: Aww, do you have too?
  • You: Yes. The fans deserves the whole story. So the next day, we saw Jay at the office and I blurted out what happened. I said to Jay, "my boyfriend busted a nut to you".
  • Simon: Okay okay. No more discussing this story and let's end this Q&A. You've gone too far babe.
  • You: Fine. And we're having ramen and dumplings tonight.
Dancing in the Moonlight (m)


Word Count: 4,607

Warning: Namjoon smut

If there were a way for you to escape responsibility, you’d gladly accept, whatever the consequences might be.

“Now smile and hold your head up high,” the voice behind you says drowning with sternness and expectations.

“Yes, mother.”

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 : Sentence Starters
  • "What happened to your face?"
  • "It's filthy."
  • "I was cleaning the chimney."
  • "I'm coming with you."
  • "We have no chimney."
  • "I've seen the grid specs and I know how to reset the entire system."
  • "_______, you're not coming with me."
  • "Sorry. I love you. Don't hate me."
  • "You need me!"
  • "I do some web designs."
  • "It's been 10 years."
  • "Everyday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything."
  • "No, I do the laundry."
  • "I think it's time I took care of my own dirty underwear."
  • "No one washes a flag."
  • "Last time you did it, you turned everything blue and red, so no."
  • "All right, laundry sheriff."
  • "Now I'm gonna take back what is rightfully mine."
  • "I will be like a god to them."
  • "A god named Sparkles?"
  • "Did your "traffic jam" have anything to do with, I don't know, being shot at by machine guns?"
  • "You want me to come down there so you can kill me?"
  • "On behalf of the fine people of New York and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air!"
  • "No, (s)he's doing... whatever it is (s)he does."
  • "You wanted to be the hero."
  • "And now you gotta pay the price!"
  • "You wanna know how powerful I am?"
  • "I'm gonna kill the light."
  • "Everyone has a part of themselves they hide. Even from the people they love most."
  • "I like to think _______ gives people hope."
  • "But I love _______ more."
  • "I thought we were already friends."
  • "Then let's go catch a spider."
  • "You're gonna wanna see this."
  • "I had a friend once. It didn't work out."
  • "_______ had you under surveillance."
  • "Isn't that the question of the day?"
  • "There really is no place like home."
  • "Not everyone has a happy ending."
  • "YOU LIED TO ME!"
  • "I'm trying to help you!"
  • "Let ME help you!"
  • "That must be a good feeling."
  • "These look pretty important, _______."
  • "Hey, you're not a nobody."
  • "We have plans for you, _______."
  • "I made a choice; this is my path."
  • "We LITERALLY can change the world!"
  • "Nothing is what I thought it was."
  • "I just wanted everybody to see me."
  • "I should kill you."
  • "I'm gonna get you out of here, alright."
  • "I'm not the one you want."
  • "I want to make you a deal."
  • "You want _______ and I can give him/her to you."
  • "You were my friend and you BETRAYED ME!"
  • "You don't give people hope."
  • "I'm gonna take away yours."
  • "_______ what did you do?"
  • "What you made me do."
  • "Did you get my message?"
  • "I'll tell you what it says. Says, "I love you." Because I love you."
  • "They got, uh, Jack the Ripper."
  • "What? They haven't caught Jack the Ripper yet. You didn't know that?"
  • "This is most cliched hiding place you could've chosen."
  • "I'm sorry, I didn't take us to the Bahamas of hiding places."
  • "You're wrong about us being on different paths."
  • "It's like seeing a ghost."
  • "Now there's nothing to distract from your unibrow."
  • "You still blow-dry your hair every morning?"
  • "I didn't get love vibes."
  • "That's actually kind of what it's like to love you."
  • "How the tables have turned."
  • "How dare you come back in here?"
  • "You recalcitrant, unworthy, defective, urchin freak(s)!"
  • "Oh, God, sorry. That's just not the answer we were looking for."
  • "Right as rain."
  • "Okay, so, Fairy Godmother, it is time to grant me a wish."
  • "You're throwing his/her stuff away?"
  • "You mean people are pissed off because (s)he tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards."
  • "Gives me a little extra in the cookie jar."
  • "If it was 1961, he pays me a fair wage."
  • "Yeah, I don't do complicated."
  • "Everything's always complicated with _______."
  • "I thought you two had broken up."
  • "I'm glad you're not one of those cops who rides a horse."
  • "People will say I am a monster for what I've done. And maybe they're right."
  • "You are experimenting on people in there."
  • "You are not going to bury me, too."
  • "The difference is, no one is going to miss you."
  • "Dude. Nice arm."
  • "It's just all in the wrist, buddy."
  • "Speaking of progress, you're looking better."
  • "It comes and goes."
  • "I hate this song!"
  • "You have such potential, _______."
  • "Such fierce intelligence, and you're throwing it all away."
  • "On my 16th birthday, you sent me Scotch. Or one of your assistants did."
  • "I don't expect forgiveness from you anymore."
  • "Maybe you can succeed where I failed."
  • "I never told you that it's genetic. Our disease."
  • "It's my birthday."
  • "Now it's time for me to light my candles."
  • "I'm so naked in here."
  • "It's not my fault."
trans man hawke headcanons

HAWKE FAMILY EDITION

(originally intended to be specific to my hawke but ur welcome to reblog & tag ur own hawke/add ur own headcanons the more the merrier)

  • bethany is the first person hawke tells, when it’s just the two of them, and she helps him cut his hair. it’s an utter disaster and when she sees, leandra immediately flies into action to save the terrible haircut while malcolm watches and laughs.
  • hawke waits a while to tell the rest of his family because he’s so nervous. he knows his parents love him but what if they only love him as a girl? bethany holds his hand under the table while he tells them, and hugs him right after. it’s still scary, but she helps.
  • malcolm understands at once, but leandra has never come across this before. it takes her a long time to stop ‘mourning her daughter’ and realise she is hurting her son.
  • when carver discovers he isn’t the only hawke son, he locks himself in his room. he emerges rather sheepishly several hours later and offers some of his clothes to hawke for him to try out.
  • he asks people to call him ‘hawke’ because he knows he wants to change his name before he knows what he wants to change it to. ‘hawke’ is an easy middle ground, and it sticks.
  • there’s a gaggle of kids who give hawke a hard time when he goes into town, laughing at his short hair and his boy’s clothes. hawke grits his teeth and ignores them, but he comes home crying more than once. carver disappears one day and returns with a split lip and a grin. the kids don’t bother hawke again.
  • malcolm stumbles over pronouns at first, and hawke is too nervous to correct him. but bethany is always there to step in and gently remind their father for him, and soon malcolm is always getting it right.
  • leandra doesn’t remember so well, and finally hawke ends up crying when she forgets and misgenders him yet again. malcolm finds his son out in the barn and sits with him, tells hawke how brave he is, how proud they are of him, how much they both love him. when they come back inside, leandra cries her way through an apology and promises to do better.
  • the family has to move once because a man deliberately misgenders hawke and bethany sets his trousers on fire. their parents are angry at her for putting herself in danger, but her brothers stand up for her. leandra can’t help thinking this is the closest she’s ever seen the siblings.
  • the first time hawke hears leandra refer to him as ‘my son’ to someone, he can’t stop smiling all day.
  • helping hawke choose a new name becomes something of a family ritual while preparing for dinner, batting names around the room. bethany picks names from romance novels, carver suggests the names of his heroes, and malcolm invents outrageously long and ridiculous names that invariably involve terrible puns.
  • leandra is upset at the thought of hawke changing his name - they named him after malcolm’s mother - but eventually even she joins in, drawing on family naming traditions in her suggestions.
  • sometimes hawke worries whether it was worth putting his family through all this trouble, changing his relationship with them for ever. but then bethany calls him her brother, or leandra calls him her son, or someone refers to ‘the hawke boys’, and it just feels so right and he feels warm inside, all over again.
100 ways to say 'I love you.' Girl Meets World edition
  • 1. "Because if this is my world now, the first person I want in it is you."
  • 2. "If I've forgotten to say thank you, I'm saying it now."
  • 3. "I came over to check on you."
  • 4. "You want me to bring you lunch?"
  • 5. "I'll never take this [friendship ring] off until I die."
  • 6. "I have no interest living in a world without you. [Riley and Farkle]"
  • 7. "[Maya] has something very special."
  • 8. "I think we're cute together."
  • 9. "You get me."
  • 10. "I will never get sick of you."
  • 11. "My life is so much better for having you in it."
  • 12. "I've always known your name."
  • 13. "That's what's so beautiful about you."
  • 14. "You make me happy."
  • 15. "I want my Farkle back."
  • 16. "I'm in it for the long game."
  • 17. "You will always be my favorite chump."
  • 18. "I finally like you!"
  • 19. "You can borrow any of my clothes whenever you want."
  • 20. "I'm so proud of you."
  • 21. "Hey! Nobody laughs at her but me."
  • 22. "Did they change her diapers?"
  • "We haven't yet, but we will when she's old."
  • 23. "You, me, Earth. Let's do this thing."
  • 24. "You grew up to be a really good person."
  • 25. "Because with you around, I feel really good about myself."
  • 26. "I believe in you."
  • 27. "I want to be exactly like you."
  • 28. "Hi, we were just talking about you."
  • 29. "You think I did my homework?"
  • "I think you did mine, too."
  • 30. "That was boys. Too soon for boys. Not ready for boys."
  • 31. "My motives are completely selfish."
  • 32. "Be like an eagle and soar above the mockingbird."
  • 33. "It's beautiful!"
  • 34. "My mother already made me eggs, wheat toast, home fries, marmalade and a strawberry shaped like a star."
  • 35. "Hey, I'm the only she who gets to see you in your pajamas."
  • 36. "Oh, nobody's better than Farkle."
  • 37. "Maya, oatmeal."
  • "No thanks, Mrs. Matthews."
  • "Oh, I wasn't asking."
  • 38. "Maybe we could do something every year."
  • 39. "Please, you know no matter what, you are always going to be there."
  • 40. "I appreciate that you did anything for me at all."
  • 41. "If you stop right now, nothing bad will happen to you."
  • 42. "I'm not changing you back."
  • 43. "Aww, that's our silly little weirdo."
  • 44. "So don't be mashed potatoes because they're better at that than you could ever be."
  • 45. "I was raised by Topanga and Cory Matthews. They're maniacs. They would walk through an avalanche for friendship, for the sake of family."
  • 46. "No, you just need to be protected."
  • 47. "You're supposed to meet somebody and fall in love, and be together for ever."
  • 48. "Medieval talk, what are you doing to me, woman?"
  • 49. "You're the hottest little gopher/chipmunk in the whole forest."
  • 50. "You know, someday you're going to make somebody a wonderful fortune cookie."
  • 51. "You doing okay?"
  • 52. "Did you miss me? Because I missed you."
  • 53. "Now place is Svorski's, soon place is Topanga's."
  • 54. "Don't keep the dollar. It won't fix you if you keep it. Pass it on. That's what changes you, Farkle."
  • 55. "I only kissed Maya's hand, and then I got her this engagement ring right after we got off the subway."
  • 56. "We were passing by on our way home. We thought we'd stop by and say hi."
  • 57. "Farkle, Farkle, gonna sparkle."
  • 58. "I think he's the best there is."
  • 59. "We are gonna do everything we ever dreamed of."
  • 60. "I had to make sure you'd come."
  • 61. "You really know how to talk to people."
  • 62. "I think you're regular short."
  • 63. "Because we're best friends."
  • 64. "Don't ever give up on your sheep-riding dreams. You go out there and you become the best sheep rider the world has ever seen."
  • 65. "So, you all come to me when you're feeling lost in this world, and I'm gonna fix you right up."
  • 66. "Honey."
  • 67. "Peaches."
  • 68. "I never think of these hallways as being anything but clean."
  • 69. "People who underestimate you are making a big mistake."
  • 70. "There's no one I trust more in the art of mediation."
  • 71. "There will be no losing friends. Lose one friend. Lose all friends. Lose yourself."
  • 72. "Everybody looks up to you because you're this brilliant, strong, Amazon warrior."
  • 73. "But you're the fiercest woman I know."
  • 74. "I've got to say you did really well for us."
  • 75. "So, shall we actually finally learn what happened in Belgium in 1831?"
  • 76. "I mean, he does want to take over the world and everything, but frankly I'd like to see what he does with it."
  • 77. "And what would you like me to call you?"
  • 78. "Well, it turns out, there's always two doors. He showed me the other one. It's good to know there's someone like that around."
  • 79. "That's my boy."
  • 80. "I was ready because of you."
  • 81. "The clothes look nice, Maya, but it's the hope that looks great on you."
  • 82. "Thanks for telling the truth."
  • 83. "Only you're Riley. I'm Maya."
  • 84. "Oh, I don't think I've ever heard more beautiful words come out of that little face."
  • 85. "A Farkle is a loyal, loving, best possible friend there could be. I think everyone should have one. But they don't, and I do. And I never want him to go away."
  • 86. "I'm sorry, honey."
  • 87. "Well, I need the holiday to be good for your mother."
  • 88. "How great is this? My favorite person in the world."
  • 89. "Man, keeping you around was always the best choice I ever made, wasn't it?"
  • 90. "Riley and I are the best friends on this planet."
  • 91. "You're Cory with Topanga's hair. You got lucky."
  • 92. "Not a day goes by that your voice still isn't inside my head."
  • 93. "I'm so proud of her."
  • 94. "I've heard stories about you. You're great in the stories."
  • 95. "I remember us every day."
  • 96. "We should bring this cake to Maya's mother, just in case she forgot to get her own kid a cake."
  • 97. "I have a key."
  • 98. "You know what happens at 530? You turn gold."
  • 99. "There's that giggle I love.'
  • and ...
  • 100. "I peeled potatoes for one day and I almost died. I love you."
Not so secret Santa: a Lucaya fanfic
  • Every year there was this secret santa game that all the classmates liked to participate. They would randomly select a name from a bowl full of name tags and give the name owner little presents until christmas when the Secret Santa would be revealed.
  • Everybody was excited, except Maya. Every year was stressful around secret Santa time. Having very little to no mony to spend on gifts was sometimes hard, she had to become resourseful. Recyclin, going to triftshops, flee markets, and sometimes making the gifts herself. And the kids didn't wanted those gifts... They wanted expensive candybars, of new toys, cute fashion accesories. One time in second grade, she made a picture frame with some recycled materials, and it ended in the garbage because the girl who was meant for didn't liked it. And it just broke Maya's heart, she came home crying and Katie gave her Money to buy a bracelet and a candy bar for the Secret Santa.
  • So this year, even when Maya had more money to spend on little gifts, it was still a very hard time for her, while everyone was happy and excited, she was anxious.
  • Riley: today is Secret Santa day!
  • Farkle: Yes! I hope I get awesome gifts...
  • Lucas: You guys play this game every year?
  • Maya: Yea... It sucks... I'm going to art room. Forgot something there yesterday. See you later in class...
  • Lucas: is Maya ok? She seemed a little sad...
  • Riley: Maya doesn't like Secret Santa
  • Lucas: How come?
  • Farkle: No one wants her to be their secret Santa.
  • Riley: Farkle!
  • Farkle: what? Its true!
  • Lucas: why is that? Don't they like Maya?
  • Riley: Maya is not the problem.
  • Farkle: Its her gifts. They are mostly hand made from recycled objects.
  • Lucas: But that's awesome. Like little works of art.
  • Farkle: Yeah... I guess not everybody is into it...
  • Riley: I liked my gifts from last years...
  • Farkle: o yeah? And how come you are not wearing your noodle bracelet right now?
  • Riley: murmurs...I don't have it anymore...
  • Farkle: what?
  • Riley: I said I don't have it anymore!
  • Farkle: what did you do to it Riley?
  • Riley: I lost it?
  • Farkle: lier!
  • Riley: Fine... Is in my room. Somewhere. and I don't wear it because I don't want to break it.
  • Farkle: is made of noodles Riley, not glass.
  • Riley: people already think I'm weird. I can't wear noodles, they'll make fun of me... Lets see if you wear yours this year!
  • Farkle: I don't have one!
  • Riley: not yet... But since last time she was my secret santa, now is your turn.
  • Farkle: No way!
  • Riley: farkle!
  • Farkle: Sorry Riles, No can do. Got to run, library book to return, see you later!
  • Riley: Farkle! You can't do this to me two years in a row! We had a deal! Damn....
  • Lucas: ok, what just happened?
  • Riley: Farkle bailed on me...
  • Lucas: what deal?
  • Riley: one year is my secret santa, next was suposed to be his. And is his turn. Last year was mine. That was the deal.
  • Lucas: don't worry Riles, I'll take Farkle's place.
  • Riley: Really?
  • Lucas: Gladly.
  • Riley: You are so nice. Thank you! You always coming to rescue me.
  • Lucas: yeah...
  • Riley: lets head to class to make the special Secret Santa arrangements with dad. He knows about the deal.
  • At class, Mr Mattews puts all their names except for Mayas and Lucas in the bowl, and calls each student forward to take a little piece of paper in the front desk. On purpose he calls Maya and places two pieces of paper both with lucas name on it and Maya grabs one.
  • Maya: (unfolds paper) great...
  • Mr Mattews calls Lucas and he takes the last remaining paper, and nods at Mr Mattews knowing that he'll be Mayas Secret Santa.
  • After class...
  • Farkle: so what did you get?
  • Riley: I can't tell you! Is ruins the purpose of the game. Is called "secret" santa for a reason...
  • Farkle: c'mon... Not even a clue?
  • Riley: No!
  • Lucas: I got a very nice name...
  • Maya: I got the worst...
  • Farkle: It can't be that bad.
  • Maya: it is.
  • (Riley and Lucas look at eachother with worry)
  • Riley: why is it so terrible?
  • Maya: because is gonna be hard to please this one... Is gonna take a lot of work.
  • Lucas: how come?
  • Maya: It just is. Stop asking things. I better go... I need time to think.
  • Riley: let her be. She's worried because she wants you to like her presents. Now she'll isolate herself to think about and make the gifts.
  • Lucas: I can hardly wait.
  • Next week they were suposed to start with the gifts...
  • Maya was nowhere to be seen.
  • Farkle: good morning Riley. Guess what was in my locker?
  • Riley: a secret santa gift?
  • Farkle: yes! How did you know?
  • Riley: Look! (Opens locker door)
  • Farkle: Nice teddy bear!
  • Riley: I know right? Is the cuttest little teddy beat with the cuttest little sweater. I'm so happy. What did you get?
  • Farkle: just a card...
  • Riley: sure is just a card?
  • Farkle: for now... Yes. But is musical. And says that more is to come! So I'm happy.
  • Lucas: hey guys.
  • Riley: hi lucas. Look! A teddy!
  • Farkle: card! You?
  • Lucas: i don't know. Haven't found anything.
  • They get to class and in his desk is a red box with a green bow.
  • He smiles and puts it in his bag.
  • Farkle: aren't you gonna open it?
  • Lucas: not yet.
  • Farkle: would you let me see?
  • Lucas: later dude.
  • (Maya walks in)
  • Riley: what did you get?
  • Maya: nothing yet. I guess my secret santa forgot about it.
  • Farkle: or maybe later you'll find it.
  • Lucas drops his books on purpose and as he gets down to get them up he puts a little envelope in Maya's bag when she's not looking.
  • After class everybody heads home. Lucas can't wait anymore to open the little box. He carefully removes the green ribbon and opens the red box to find a very artsy horse sculpture made of clay. Is a white horse. And Lucas liked it so much he put it in his bedside table.
  • When Maya got home, she opened her bag to find her keys and felt the heavy envelope with her hand, took it out and opened it. It was a beautiful bracelet for charms with a single snow flake charm. She liked it. A lot. She had a feeling this secret santa was gonna be different. But for now she needed to finish her next secret santa proyect.
  • Would Ranger Rick like the horse sculpture? She'll know tomorrow for sure.
  • Next day:
  • Riley: so, what was it?
  • Lucas: a beautyful sculpture.
  • Farkle: can I see it?
  • Lucas: is in my room, but sure, someday.
  • Maya was smiling when she heard he liked it.
  • Riley: so Maya. What did you get?
  • Maya just held her wrist for her to see.
  • Riley: ahww that's so pretty!
  • Farkle: so mine was the worst!
  • Riley: relax farkle, is just the first...
  • Lucas: yeah buddy, you might get a charm bracelet next time!
  • Farkle: ha ha
  • Next week: was second gift time.
  • Riley: guess what I got?
  • Farkle: Another teddy?
  • Riley: No! But is just as cute!
  • Farkle: what is it?
  • Riley: A puppy calendar! Look, it has the cutest puppy pictures you can imagine, there's even one with a bunny!
  • Farkle: yeah really cute. Look what I got!
  • Riley: that isn't so bad...
  • Farkle had a pen and a little notepad with little pine trees.
  • Farkle: yeah, is true. At least is something I can use.
  • Riley: That is true. Hey Maya what about you?
  • Maya: notting yet, I mean wasn't in my locker.
  • Farkle: Lucas?
  • Lucas: my locker was empty too. Lets go to class.
  • And there was again. A little red box with green bow on his desk. Only this time there was one silver box with a pink bow on Maya's desk too.
  • Lucas: see, I did got something.
  • Maya: Me too.
  • Farkle: what is it?
  • Lucas: can't tell yet. I'll open it later.
  • Maya: I got more charms, a candy cane, a ginger bread man and a christmas tree. And a real candy cane. Yummy.
  • Lucas smiled to himself.
  • At home he opened his box. There was a coin, a very special coin that he knew so well. The one with the cowboy ridding a bull. The same one his grandfather promissed to give him so many years ago but didn't. But how did she get it?
  • Next week, third secret santa day.
  • Riley found the cutest little candy abd ginger bread house.
  • Riley: can you believe it? Su cute and delicious!
  • Farkle: yea yea...
  • Riley: didn't liked yours?
  • Farkle: look... A calculator. I mean, is useful but not thoughful...
  • Riley: yea, I guess you could say that.
  • Maya: lets get inside class (smiling)
  • Farkle: Maya eager to get to class... That's a new one...
  • Lucas: I wanna go in too, there must be my gift waiting for me.
  • And it was.
  • The usual red box. But now it was bigger and read Fragile! Do not shake.
  • Maya: look more charms... No, just one a snow man and a gift card with 25 dls, this is so cool.
  • Farkle: home?
  • Lucas: yeah. Not until home.
  • And when he arrived home he opened his gift. His favorite. Cherry pie. Only when he tasted it he knew, it wasn't just a cherry pie, was his grandma's recipe. He smiled so much it made his face hurt that afternoon. And he ate it all. Didn't share one bit. And he loved it.
  • Next week. It was cheistmas eve. The last gift, when it all came down to telling who was their secret santa.
  • Riley: Omg Look at this!
  • Farkle: what?
  • Riley: just when I tough it couldn't get better. A snow globe with me inside in a cheerleading outfit. And it says "I'll always believe in you" omg! Farkle?
  • Farkle: (smiles) yeah... Tough you would like it.
  • Riley: I live it... Omg please don't open yours!
  • Farkle: why not? (Opens locker)
  • A really unexpected thing happened, some colored watter got splashed on his face and he got a recorded message saying: "you bailed on me! ME! And you thought that was ok, well time to think again pal. Happy Christmas not! Enjoy making calculations and taking notes on how to be a better friend! "
  • Farkle: Riley!
  • Riley: Sorry! I was mad at you. I tried to warn you!
  • Farkle: your gift sucks big time. I bet Maya's was better.
  • Riley: Serves you right for bailing on me.
  • Maya opened hers to find a single heart charm and a letter that said "thank you for all those amazing gifts. They made me feel like home and it was special. I know this was hard for you but jeep doing what you love. And you are an amazing artist Maya, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. -yours Ranger Rick"
  • When Lucas got home he opened his box. And it was empty, no present. Just a note in the bottom, with an adress. And so, he took his phone and jacket and the little piece of paper and went there. Nothing could prepare him for it, it was a mural in the side of a drugstore. The picture was amazing with so much detail. It was Lucas' favorite horse from Texas. And himself ridding it in a very beautiful prairie. He took pictures of the mural with his phone and stayed all afternoon admiring the artwork, must have taken her so much time. Days maybe.
  • When he turned she was there.
  • Maya: taking pictures of my art?
  • Lucas: don't you mean mine?
  • Maya: touche
  • Lucas: nice gift. I just wish I could take it home.
  • Maya: I have the sketch at home if you want it.
  • Lucas: I do, thank you. Most have taken you days...
  • Maya: it did... But for you, it was worth it.
  • Lucas: you are really somehting you know...
  • Maya: yeah... I've heard...
  • Lucas: so, you talked to grandma?
  • Maya: yeah
  • Lucas: I knew that was her pie!
  • Maya: Heeey, I made it! And it took me like 5 pies to get it right.
  • Lucas: it was perfect. Thank you.
  • Maya: anytime huckleberry.
  • Lucas: so, 5 pies?
  • Maya: yeah?
  • Lucas: have any left?
  • Maya: sure, lets go home.
  • Lucas: lead the way mah-am
  • Maya: you are such a huckleberry.
love calls you by your name

Pairing: Sousuke + Haru / Makoto + Rin
Prompt: Melancholy Fluff + NSFW (req by rainbowthinker​ + buttleronduty​)
Rating: R
Collection: (x)
Summary: 

 Sousuke’s been distracted for a week. Haru knows this, because there have been no complaints about mackerel the past four days they were served for dinner, nor anything said about the mackerel for breakfast the three days before that.

Haru suspects his breaking point will come soon.

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~Bolt & Sarada Story! Fan-Fiction!~ (Full Story)
  • Shino-Sensei: "Alright everyone. We are going to spar. I will call your names individually. Bolt & Sarada you 2 are up."
  • -Sarada's eyes are wide, mouth a little open with the thought saying ("Bolt..?")-
  • *Bolt's expression seems a bit unamused*
  • Bolt: *closes eyes & points to Sarada shouting* Shino-Sensei! I can't fight a girl! Call another name!!?
  • ChouChou: "You wanna say that again Sucka?? Call my name Shino-Sensei!"
  • Shino-Sensei: *sighs* "Not again."
  • *Sarada grabs the side of her glasses, takes them off & hides them in her pocket, eyes fixating on the sight of Bolt glaring.. starting to close them as she walks her way towards her part of the battlefield*
  • Sarada: *eyes still closed* "Coward." *Bolt flinches to the word with his eyes gazing at Sarada with a blank face*
  • Sarada: "Hmph. Your right, you can't fight a girl. And to think I almost gave you credit for trying."
  • *Bolts teeth start to grit*
  • Bolt: Hey I'm no coward! I'm Bolt Uzumaki! I'm not scared of anyone! Girl or no girl! *makes his way to his part of the battlefield*
  • Sarada: "A wise person once told me, a woman has to be strong to survive in this world. *opens eyes and reveals the sharingan* And I'm going to show you exactly what that means."
  • *crowd of kids gasp at her red ruby eyes in amazement*
  • Inojin & Shikadai: This is going to be bad.
  • ChouChou: Teach him a lesson Sarada!
  • Shino-Sensei: ( "*looking upon Sarada* To be the girl known to have released the sharingan at such a young age shows she has potential like her uncle.. Itachi, I wonder what to expect." )
  • *Bolts eyes widen & mouth opens a bit then quickly changes to a confident look, tightens his collar and gloats*
  • Bolt: "I have to hand it to ya too for trying to fight against someone like me, but those pretty eyes of yours won't help you here.*smirks and gets in to a hyuga stance fighting position*
  • Sarada: *eyes loosen up real quick, mouth opening with a little blush on her cheeks* ("Pretty..eyes..?") *starts to show a pouting face looking straight ahead at him*
  • Shino-Sensei: "Alright guys you know the drill. Before every match, its to show respect and- "
  • *Himawari & Naruto pass up the school*
  • Himawari: Look papa! Nii-san & Sarada-san! *she starts waving at the both of them, both Bolt & Sarada don't see them, while Himawari is unaware of the fight ahead*
  • Naruto: *looking nostalgic & concerned a bit* "Heh, This looks familiar."
  • Sarada: "*Thinking about her eyes shes most proud of, and what it took to get there, especially with Bolt's comment on them" Don't underestimate the power of the Uchiha! *charges at Bolt with full speed*
  • Sarada: *Charges at Bolt with full speed & disappears mid running*
  • Bolt: "Huh?! *moves head side to side* Where did sh-
  • *Bolt slowly looks up where Sarada slowly comes down towards him head first fist down*
  • Sarada: Shannnnnnnaroooo!!!!! *punches the ground missing Bolt as he rolls to the next side standing back up as the ground she punched disintegrates a bit*
  • *Bolts eyes shrink a bit and lips pucker in*
  • Bolt: "That was.. almost my face.. datte...basa.."
  • Himawari: "Nii-San!" *starts to quiver her lips a bit*
  • Naruto: *Puts his hand on Himawari's head, she looks up* -smiles- Bolt's going to be ok. They are just training Himawari.
  • Himawari: Just like you, me and Nii-San Papa? And Mama me & Nii-San?
  • Naruto: Yes... something like that. *she looks upon their fight curious as Naruto's eyes get a bit discouraged*
  • *Sarada rushes from that spot at Bolt, as she runs she starts to make hand symbols* ~Katon no Jutsu!~
  • Bolt: "WHAAA? WHEN DID YOU LEARN THAT?? *does hand symbols"
  • *A little ball of fire comes out as big as an apple and evaporates quickly*
  • Sarada: ("..Dammit!.. I'm still not ready for that jutsu.. how embarrassing.. facepalms herself")
  • *A few kids in the crowd start laughing*
  • Bolt: "Hehe.. Nows my chance.!" I CALL THIS ONE THE BOLT BARRICADE!"
  • *Bolt jumps in the air where Sarada looks up squinting her eyes as his silhouette appears in the sun with 2 other looking Bolts on each side of him appear*
  • Bolt: "THE BOLT BARRICADE RUSH ATTACK!"
  • *All 3 of them rush at her from the air in a triangle formation with her eyes still squinting, Sarada calmly sidesteps as Bolt & his 2 shadow clones scream and crash into the ground where both his disappear with the real him twitching and have swirls in his eyes*
  • Inojin: "It seems Bolt once again had a plan but jumps right to the end of it before even calculating."
  • Shikadai: "And Sarada's speed may be hard to reach but her moves tend to not reach its target, odd for someone like her who likes to perfect everything."
  • ChouChou: *looks at them both in an unserious way* "Really?? I THINK you guys are looking way too into it."
  • Sarada: *starts talking through the side of her mouth* "You had the right idea. Just executed it like an idiot."
  • *Bolt gets up in an instant pointing at her with her eyes closed and hands in her jacket pockets*
  • Bolt: "I'M THE IDIOT?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN HIT ME YET! SO WHOS THE IDIOT NOW?! Huh?! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!"
  • Sarada: ("Wait..he thinks I'm smart..?") "..Your are the idiot, because you told me what you call your own move before you used it.."
  • Bolt: "Grrr..." THATS WHAT YOU THINK!" *Charges at Sarada & they both start hand combat fighting eachother, Sarada's fast punches & kicks only hitting at certain points only to be dodged or blocked by Bolt eventually punches Bolt on the tip of his shoulder*
  • Sarada: *gasps*
  • Bolt: Huh?! What the? *grabs Sarada's arm pulls her towards him looking her in the eyes for a slow motion second & lets her go where she falls to the ground*
  • Random Student: "OH COME ON BOLT! You had the chance to punch that Uchiha girl in the face and you threw it away!"
  • *Bolt stands there astonished thinking to himself in silence*
  • Sarada: "I'll show you! Don't go easy on me Bastard!" SHANNARO! *charges back at Bolt & he dodges her fierce punches with electrical currents in them not even trying"
  • Bolt: ("What.. is she trying to pull..?") *She throws more random attacks where Bolt starts to look serious* ("I see now.. She won't make me look stupid, I'll strike first and end it here..) *gets in a hyuga stance once again, hits her charka point on her arm she was throwing around the most and grabs it pulls it behind her and pushes her into the ground on top of her with her face halfway in the dirt*
  • Sarada: ..."What.. no what just.."
  • Bolt: *gets off of her* "You think I'd fall for your act of pretending to miss me so I could look stupid in the end?? Well guess what.. Bolt Uzumaki came ontop! YES!
  • Sarada: *starts to slowly get up & face & her ruby eyes start getting angry slowly and yells & point at Bolt?* You don't understand anything about winning do you! Is that all it is to you? Its more then that.. Its respect, its learning, its testing our skills. YOU HAVE ALOT TO LEARN AND BECOME BEFORE YOU CAN EVER BECOME A GREAT NINJA LIKE LORD HOKAGE! *steps on glasses & looks down......*
  • *crowd of kids, Bolt [stunned by words] look at Sarada confused. Shes pointing at the opposite direction of Bolt*
  • Sarada: ("My..glasses...")
  • *Crowd of kids start laughing at her*
  • Random Kid: "She can't see without her glasses in a fight, thats why shes been fighting so weird HAHAHAHAHA"
  • Random Kid 2: "Whats the point of having the sharingan or breaking your glasses if you can't even see! *laughs louder* crowd continues"
  • Bolt: "Huh..?" Wait... You couldn't see the whole time..?" You weren't pretending to-"
  • Sarada: *looks around tears start fulling up her eyes and she runs past bolt and accidentally tugs his shoulder with him standing there speechless*
  • Naruto: *looks angry a bit, gritting his teeth*
  • Himawari: "Papa why is Sarada-san crying, * tears up a little*"
  • *Sarada silhouette runs off to the distance jumping from place to place towards her house with Bolt standing there*
  • Shino-Sensei: Sarada! Don't- *takes a few steps towards her direction & stops/sighs* (Maybe its best for her to have some time alone..) *Looks at the group of kids laughing preparing to say something*
  • Chou-Chou: What you suckas laughing at? Majority of you can't even do any moves with your perfect eye-sight, please!
  • Shikadai: *sigh* Well. That explains why she wasn't hitting him directly.
  • Inojin: Poor Sarada.. thats harsh..
  • *Naruto picks up Himawari & jumps over the gated fence as Bolt stands there still in shock eyes closed a bit looking down speechless ever since Sarada ran off with eyes full of tears, as the crowd of kids laughter cease down, Bolt's eyes suddenly shift in disbelief to his father & Himawari*
  • Shino-Sensei: Naruto.. Just the person I wanted to be here.
  • Himawari: *Eyes turn from a bit mad then to a bit hurt looking at Bolt* Nii-san.. Why did you make Sarada-san cry like that..?
  • Bolt: Hi- Himawari.. I-.. But I..
  • Naruto: *clenches fists a little* It's not right to laugh at anyone for any reason.
  • *Crowd of kids looking a bit guilty*
  • Naruto: I was laughed at, made fun of, and it.. *grabs gut* it hurt.... Alot. ....I had nobody. Everyone was against me, and I wasn't the only one who felt alone.. *thinks of Hinata, Sasuke, Gaara* Then there were people who made me feel.. like I wasn't alone.
  • *Crowd of kids really taking what Naruto says in little by little*
  • Naruto: I'm not here to preach about whats right or wrong. *walks over to Bolt & puts his hand on his head looking at all the kids* I just don't want anyone to.. ever have to feel that way. And I know you guys will understand what I mean some day, but I know until then, *looks down at Bolt & smiles* you'll feel whats the right thing to do. Cause I know anybody who anybody wouldn't want to feel that way.
  • Shino-Sensei: (Well said Naruto, well said..) Thanks Lord Hokage for such a wise way of explaining. Cause without explaining such things, no one would know. And without them knowing, nothing will be done. And the timing was impeccable. If I do say so myself.
  • Naruto: *drop of sweat falls down behind Naruto's head* (Heh... ...No need to go in that much detail Shino) Dattebayo.. *rubs back of head chuckling*
  • Himawari: *smiling* Papa *hugs his leg* Your not alone anymore Papa, as long as me, mama & Nii-san are here.
  • *Naruto smiles gently down at Himawari and picks her up and hugs her*
  • Bolt: *Starts thinking to himself and back turns away from the group* I'm sorry Himawari.
  • Himawari: Huh..?
  • Bolt: Nii-san, is going to fix everything. Though its hard for me to admit I'm wrong.. I know what I have to do. Even before dad came.. I... *looks back at her & Naruto smiling* Just don't wait up for me *starts to dash from place to place to the direction Sarada was running*
  • Himawari: *has a surprise face to smiling one*
  • Shino-Sensei: On that note, class you are all dismissed. I hope you all learned a valuable lesson today. (Why can't they ever listen to me when its just me.. ?)
  • *Bolt dashes out and runs into a few people on accident, just to then run into the back of a dark figure with a long black cape, Bolt falls down*
  • Bolt: OuuuUUUUCH!! *eyes closed* Look buddy! Watch where your standing there's people that need to get to places & here you are, blocking the roadway and.. *opens eyes*
  • *Sasuke turns around, eyes shift down at Bolt*
  • Sasuke: Naruto's kid huh?
  • *Bolt's face expression twitches a bit*
  • Bolt: Sarada's Dad huh?
  • *Both stare eachother down and no words are spoken*
  • Bolt: *stares...* *starts to get back up* (Whats her Dad doing back so early?!) Hey what are you doing back so early?!
  • Sasuke: (Whats he in such a rush for in this direction..?) Heading to my house?
  • Bolt: W-what! NO! *starts laughing nervously* What makes you think that?
  • Sasuke: Because this road leads to my house.
  • Bolt: Heheh. So it does!
  • *continues to stare again at eachother............*
  • Bolt: Haha. Well, I'm heading the wrong way then, I better- *darts off pass Sasuke in another direction still going to find a way to Sarada's house where Sasuke doesn't see it* Next time don't stand in the middle of the road! Baka, Baka!
  • Sasuke: *eye twitches* *yells out* You ran into- *sigh* I'm getting to old for this.
  • Bolt: I'm going to fix this, I better get to Sarada before her Dad does! Besides if anyones the baka... its me.
  • *Sarada opens the door*
  • Sakura: Sarada! Welcome home sweeti-
  • *Sarada runs pass her upstairs*
  • Sakura: Sarada..? *runs up the stairs after her*
  • *Sarada plops on her bed head/face buried in her arms silently tearing up sniffling a little*
  • *Sakura pops into her room*
  • Sakura: Sarada.. honey.. whats wrong...? *walks over to her sitting on her bedside rubbing her hand up and down her back*
  • Bolt: I'm here I'll climb up the side of her house to her window.. that way I- *starts climbing* She knows I'm serious. *peeks his head in window* Sara- Huh?! *lowers head* (Sarada's Mom..)
  • Sarada: ...nothing.. I just want to get away from them.. away from the humiliation, just leave the village or something I don't know... *buries head deeper into arms*
  • *Bolts eyes widen*
  • Sakura: *eyes get small lips pucker in* (Oh God, no..! Not again!) You don't want to live in this village anymore Sarada?
  • Sarada : ...no... I didn't say that... I love this village... I would never leave it its my home... but people make me want to get away for some time and come back, like Papa. Or with Papa..
  • Sakura: Papa doesn't leave to get away, he leaves to go on missions and help Lord Hokage on specific ones. He always had us & this village in his heart.
  • Sarada: I know...
  • Sakura: *hears her daughter sniffle a little* Sarada Uchiha, are you actually crying?
  • Sarada: *makes her head turn to the side looking the opposite way from her mother* No.. Ninjas don't cry.
  • Sakura: That's not true.. Its ok to cry Sarada, we're ninjas yes, but also human.. if we don't cry we won't let go what's bothering us. I've cried so much I've lost count, but look at me, does that make me less of a ninja?
  • Sarada: No Mama, but ..Papa doesn't cry.. And I want to be just like him..
  • Sakura: *giggles a little* Is that so? You may not see him but he has cried before to me.. Sarada, a few times actually.
  • Sarada: Him? No way..... *lifts head a little peeking* Really...?
  • Sakura: Oh yes, he just hides it very well *smiles & winks* But not to your Mama.
  • Sarada: Heh yeah..
  • Sakura: Now are you going to tell me what happened? And where your glasses went?
  • Sarada: Its these eyes.. I'm proud of them but hate that I have eye sight problems without my glasses, I feel like a baby that walks but can't crawl *buries head again in arms* Their broken..
  • Sakura: No your not, your perfect just the way you are. You'll find ways to become better.. it takes practice. Did you know that Mama learned how to control chakra precisely and climb up trees before Papa & the Lord Hokage?
  • Sarada: Heh.. Papa failed to mention that to me..
  • Sakura: Eh... He did did he?
  • Sarada: Yeah but he told me how perfect you were in any thing you put your mind towards, and he had a lot to learn from you.
  • Sakura: *smiles* I see. (That baka..) We'll get you new glasses.
  • Sarada: And I have a lot to learn too I guess *picks up head* Can it be the red ones?
  • Sakura: *closes eyes still smiling* of course! *pulls Sarada towards her and hugs her real tight with Sarada's head laying on her mothers shoulder* I love you so much.
  • Sarada: I love you too Mama.. *talks out the side of her mouth* books can only do so much for you when you want to become an amazing ninja..
  • Sakura: *laughs*
  • *Sasuke continues to walks and hears a crunch and looks down* Sarada's glasses? *picks them up & looks ahead* Sarada..! *starts running the rest of the way home in a blink of an eye*
  • Bolt: (I got to get her Mom to leave somehow) *takes rock out pocket* Hehe.. I was saving this for a prank but this'll work. *throws a bottom window at the same time the oven beeps*
  • Sakura: EHHHHH what was that? Shannnaro! And now dinner?! Be right back honey! *runs out room*
  • Bolt: *Eyes pucker in and mouth* Waste.. of... a... rock. Anyway.. *climbs in as Sarada is sitting at the end of her bed wiping her eyes*
  • Sarada: *Looks to Bolt's direction..* Bolt..?!
  • Bolt: *Looks at Sarada without her glasses* H-hey.. Listen I.. *starts to take out nothing from his pocket* EHHHHH WHERE YOUR GLASSES THEY WERE IN HERE.
  • [Meanwhile @ Naruto's house]
  • *Himawari rushes in her house crossing the door entrance as its a finish line, starting to jump up & down with Naruto running in right behind her*
  • Himawari: I DID IT! Papa I beat you!
  • Naruto: You sure did! Man Ima have to start training some more before you knock me out my hokage seat. Dattebayo.. *rubs the back of his head*
  • Himawari: *giggles* I'm not that strong Papa..
  • Naruto: Of course you are, your stronger then you think!
  • *Hinata enters the room*
  • Hinata: Your fathers right Himawari *smiles*
  • Himawari: Mama! *runs & jumps into Hinata's arms* Thanks.. Papa, Mama. I will get stronger.. to protect our family, the village from bad guys, maybe even to become the next Hokage! You know why..?
  • *Naruto walks next to Hinata putting his arm around her*
  • Hinata: Why?
  • Himawari: *closes eyes smiling* Because I made it my ninja way too!
  • Naruto & Hinata: *eyes open wide and looks at eachother with Hinata blushing smiling looking away and Naruto closing his eyes smirking with his hand behind his head*
  • Hinata: Thats beautiful Himawari *face starts to think a bit then looks at Naruto* ...Naruto-kun, Wheres Bolt?
  • [Back at Sasuke & Sakura's house]
  • Bolt: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?! I must have dropped them on the way here.. I knew I should've-
  • *Sakura returns upstairs only to be peeking on them through the door, eyes looking unamused* (Bolt...You broke that window?!! But I guess this will make it worth it, for Sarada's sake..) *eyes loosen up with a smile*
  • Sarada: *gets up off bed* (He came all the way here?..Why.. though..) Bolt..what are you doing here..?
  • *Sasuke appears behind Sakura scaring her but her still keeping quiet turning around fast!*
  • Sakura: *whispers* Sasuke-kun your back..!
  • Sasuke: *pulls her close to him* Are you ok? Is Sarada ok?? Sakura, wheres *Sakura covers his mouth*
  • Sakura: *whispers* Speak lowly Sasuke-kun. We're fine *smiles*
  • Sasuke: ......*whispers* Where's Sarada? *pulls out her glasses* I found them broken like this.
  • Sakura: *kisses Sasuke on the lips* *whispers* Shes fine safe in her room with her friend, Bolt talking about it. She broke it during a spar with him.
  • Sasuke: Hm. *smiles a little* .............................*smile fades away* Wait what?!
  • Bolt: Look, Sarada... I don't know, how to say this. I saw you run off and I mistook your way of fighting for trying to make me look bad okay.. I didn't mean to make you cry.
  • Sarada: (Oh great.. he seen me cry a little..I'll never hear the end of this..) *eyes turn a bit mad* Hm. It wasn't crying. It was tears of how bad your fight was against me.
  • *Sakura & Sasuke listening in, Sasuke starts smirking Sakura sees this and makes a little pout face shoves his arm a little shaking her head smiling*
  • Sasuke: *whispers* *Trying to hide smile* Heh.. What was that for?
  • Sarada: Just forget it, and go home.. its not a big deal Bolt.. *eyes loosen looking away folding her arms*
  • Bolt: Hey! Don't try to turn this around, and act like nothing happened!... I won't leave until you listen to me! I never-
  • Sarada: (Baka.. I am listening..) What, your going to make fun of my eye sight & how its useless to have a sharingan to the point you need glasses to fight too, is that it?
  • Bolt: Why would I do that?
  • Sarada: Because.. almost everyone else did. And made it loud and clear.. *faces back towards him with arms still folded looking down*
  • Bolt: I'm not everyone else. Who cares what everyone else thinks? Hell I don't!
  • Sarada: *eyes widen & picks up head* (Huh..? What did he just say..?) *turns around half way arms still folded looking at him*
  • Bolt: I never.. seen you cry-
  • Sarada: I told you.. it wasn't crying!
  • Bolt: Hurt then, hurt! I never seen you that hurt before Sarada. As much as you want to deny it. *eyes close then looks down* This is going to sould really.... weird *grabs shoulder and starts rubbing it* It just hurt me to see you like that.
  • Sarada: (........ ) I-I don't know what you want me to say.
  • Bolt: Heh. You don't have to say anything! *smiles a little*
  • Sarada: *blushes a little, smirking, unfolds her arms* (I..never seen this side of Bolt before...)
  • *Sasuke starts twitching his eyes & face, as Sakura's eyes start twinkling*
  • Sakura: *whispers* This is so sweet.
  • Sasuke: *mouth drops a bit looking at Sakura*
  • Bolt: (Man.. this is starting to feel reallllllly
  • Bolt: *starts looking confident* Now if you want to feel better about yourself, just know your old man's sharingan with perfect eye sight couldn't even beat me! *laughs a bit*
  • *Sasuke starts to try to make his way into the room with Sakura holding him back*
  • Sarada: *blush goes away and smirks turns to gritting her teeth* Thats it! I want a rematch dobe! Right when I get my new glasses! SHANNNAROOOO! (This baka! What family does he think hes messing with??) *clenches fist with small electrical currents moving around hitting the side of her wall with cracks starting to show*
  • *Sakura & Sasuke fall to the ground with Sasuke on top of her and Bolt & Sarada seeing them*
  • Bolt: Ehhh?? HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN THERE??
  • Sasuke: *a sparkle in one of his eyes* Long enough..
  • Bolt: *gulps* hehehe.. Is that so!
  • Sarada: Papa!!!! Your back *jumps in his arms with Sakura sitting up smiling joining the group hug*
  • *Sasuke smiles and hugs them back real close*
  • Bolt: Well, I don't want to ruin this beautiful family moment.. so Ima just head outta here, my folks are probably wondering where I am anyway *starts backing up to the window*
  • Sasuke: *looks at him* Leaving so soon? I thought you would want to have a match with me. *smirks*
  • Sarada: Yes Bolt how about round 2?
  • Bolt: Yyyyyeahhh I'm pretty tired from today but just you guys wait till- *ehh - ahhhh falls out window*
  • Sasuke: Yep.. Thats Naruto's.
  • Sakura: Bolt! Are you ok * runs to the window looking down*
  • Sarada: Hes fine Mama that thick head of his broke his fall. (Thanks Bolt.. I hope you come over more. And i will beat you no matter what it takes.)
  • Bolt: Why me?.. Dattebasa... *gets up & wipes off dirt*
  • [End]
The Future Hokage And Her Knight -- A quick prompt
  • SO I love these headcanons going around about Sarada being the next and the FIRST Uchiha hokage of Konoha. I think it's such a brilliant idea and a part of me thinks that Uncle Kishimoto might just be setting the stage for exactly that to happen!
  • I mean think about it... You are introduced to Sasuke's philosophy behind wanting to become hokage. You are also introduced to Sasuke's belief that Itachi would have made the perfect hokage. Not only that, we're told that no Uchiha as of this day ever sat on the hokage throne. Then suddenly in chapter 700, we see Boruto who hates hokages and wants nothing to do with them, yet Sarada is seen from the top high-rise of some sort judging him and overlooking the hokage heads. She hates the fact that Boruto can disrespect them so openly, which makes me think that she'll probably carry on Sasuke's legacy/philosophy and basically everything that sorta got put on the sidelines 'cause Naruto was supposed to become the hokage at the end (which is what we all wanted but please, let's not forget about Sasuke).
  • So with all that in mind, I decided to put together a little dialogue between Sarada and Boruto of how they want to follow their own individual dreams. I might end up doing a one-shot of this with better wording, but this is just a quick interaction between them. If Kishimoto ends up making her hokage, I would be so happy because Sasuke's final resolution would be complete! He'll be so proud of her I'm sure ;)
  • Hope you enjoy!
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  • Noon. Boruto and Sarada sit on the high-rise overlooking the seven carved hokage heads in Konoha village.
  • Boruto: I think you'll make a good hokage-ttebasa.
  • Sarada: *Surprised* What? *Turns skeptical* Why do you say that?
  • Boruto: Because you're smart. You're always impressing Aburame-sensei with the new jutsus you learn. And most of all, people seem to admire you. Tou-san said that that's what makes a great hokage...to have people like you.
  • Sarada: *Sighs* I don't know what you're talking about. (Pause) I'm an Uchiha...nobody likes me.
  • Boruto: *Pouts in frustration* Well I like you-ttebasa! (Pause) And I'm the current hokage's son and I know when I see a future hokage.
  • Sarada: *Raises a brow* What about you? Aren't you expected to follow your father's footsteps?
  • Boruto: *Snorts* Nahhh. That's not my thing at all. *Taps his finger against his chin in thought* I'd rather be a captain of the Anbu Black Ops instead. A protector of Konoha and its high ruler. Kind of like Kakashi-jiichan . (Pause) No, maybe like your late uncle. What was his name? Oh yeah...Uchiha Itachi-san!
  • Sarada: *Snickers* You'd make a goofy captain.
  • Boruto: *Flares in anger* What??
  • Sarada: I mean that the Anbu are supposed to be silent, inconspicuous, and virtually invisible. You're too loud and boisterous... *Stares at his bright blonde hair* And not invisible at all.
  • Boruto: You know what?? I can be if I want to dattebasa! If I believe it, I can do it! That's what tou-san says all the time!
  • Sarada: *Shakes her head* Believing doesn't solve everything, you know. If you want to be an Anbu, you'll first have to learn extreme self-discipline and control, along with keeping a cool and collected mind...two things that you lack entirely.
  • Boruto: *Frowns dully at her* Ya know, I take back what I said about you becoming hokage. You'd be the meanest one alive.
  • Sarada: *Smirks* Hey, I only call out how it is. (Pause) But I think...I think if you really work at it...If you really are serious of following your dream and doing everything you can to become the captain of the Anbu, then I don't see why you can't be a really good one.
  • Boruto: *Blinks rapidly* Are you serious-ttebasa?
  • Sarada: Mhm. *Frowns* But first you'll have to learn to shut up and quit it with your stupid antics.
  • Boruto: Ha! *Folds arms* The fact that I can get away with my antics shows that I have stealth and speed, so I'm set to become one of the Anbu already. Well...kinda, sorta.
  • Sarada: *Chuckles* Well in that case...I suppose I'll feel better becoming the next hokage. Even if I'm an Uchiha.
  • Boruto: Tou-san said there never has been an Uchiha up there right? Well I suppose this is your chance to make history.
  • Sarada: It's more than that. *Sighs* I want to...continue papa's ideals and teachings. The things he once wished to change for the betterment of this village...I want to make it happen for him. For him, for mama, and for the people. You know my late uncle, his brother, thought the same way. But since I'm here now, I'll do my best to carry on their legacy and do what's good for Konoha and the Shinobi world.
  • Boruto: *Grins* Me too-ttebasa! I'll do my best to protect this village and destroy all enemies that disturb the peace! *Throws a thumbs up* And you can bet I'll be protecting Sarada-chan, the new hachidaime too!
  • Sarada: *Blushes* Fine. I'll guess we'll have to work hard then. Because I won't give up no matter what. *Stares out to the carved faces of the Hokages* I will be hokage someday. Shannarroooo, I so will!
  • Boruto: Yeahhhhh!
  • ----
Kate and Sci see "Godzilla" and disapprove of its life choices
  • Me: Hey, there's still a mom! That's a good-
  • Movie: No, there isn't.
  • Me: ARE YOU FRICKIN' KIDDING ME.
  • Movie: FRIDGE FRIDGE FRIDGE FRIDGE FRIDGE
  • Me: My expectations for this movie just went way, way, way down.
  • Movie: Skips forward 15 years
  • Me: What? Why?
  • Kate: Because Brian Cranston isn't the young hot ineffectual white guy that audiences demand.
  • Me: Did they name the kid after a car company?
  • Kate: Noms noms noms.
  • Me: What are you- Are you using your hand to pretend to eat the human characters?
  • Kate: The movie we're fifteen minutes in and no one's been eaten yet. I need to correct this.
  • Me: Stop that.
  • Kate: NOMS NOMS NOMS.
  • Me: Actually, you make sense. Here, I'll help. But just the annoying characters.
  • Kate: So, the humans.
  • Me: ... Yes.
  • Kate: Anyway, why is everyone speaking English in Japan?
  • Me: The Japanese love us loveable gaijin!
  • Kate: No. No, they do not.
  • Me: Okay, because Americans are lazy and don't like to read subtitles.
  • Kate: Far more likely.
  • Movie: Makin' bad choices all the livelong day
  • Me: Okay, if you've broken into a quarantined area, and proved that the quarantine is a massive cover up and conspiracy, surrounded by hundreds of guys with guns, maybe screaming how you will expose them as soon as you get loose is not a good plan. In that they can just kill you and leave your body by the side of the road and no one will ever know.
  • Kate: Oh, Logic, this movie has none.
  • Me: Just saying. Oh, look, an interesting, likeable character with actual personality.
  • Kate: And he's not ineffectual white guy, so he's going to die.
  • Me: Maybe-
  • Movie: Squish
  • Me: Aw, sadness. You were a nice guy, random military grunt 2746.
  • Movie: Don't worry, ineffectual white guy named after a car is still here!
  • Me: But I hate him.
  • Movie: Soon you will hate him more.
  • General: I am going to make bad decisions!
  • Me: Why is the military always so stupid in these movies? If Rhodey was in that room, he would be like, are you all out of your GODDAMN minds?
  • Kate: That seems like a better movie. Rhodey and Stacker Pentacost.
  • Me: Ooooo! And Carol! Punch that monster, Carol! And for science staff, we need scientists who can deal with science that'll kill ya. Jane.
  • Kate: And Bruce. He's an expert in Gamma radiation.
  • Me: OH GOD BRUCE AND NEWT IN THE SAME ROOM.
  • Kate: I want it.
  • Ken Watanabe: Godzilla is here to restore balance to nature!
  • Me: What are you basing this on?
  • Kate: Previous Godzilla movies.
  • Me: Well, okay, then. Oh, look, they're dropping in the military guys with parachutes.
  • Kate: Annnnnnd... SAM. Sam. Sam.
  • Me: Sam would be a better choice.
  • Monsters: show up briefly to fight, then movie takes them away again
  • Me: GODDAMMIT. Just. Stop. With the humans. Do not care. This movie isn't called: "Ineffectual White Military Dude Has Daddy Issues" it's called "GODZILLA" give me what the title promises.
  • Kate: Maybe they will be eaten.
  • Me: We are pretty much the worst people ever, you realize that, right?
  • Kate: This movie has given me no reason to care. About any of them.
  • Me: I'm actually more sympathetic towards the monsters.
  • Monsters: LOOK WE MADE ZE BABIES!
  • Me: Wow, this looks like the egg cache in "Finding Nemo" and now I really feel bad for the monsters, because ineffectual white guy (tm) is going to kill their babies and then the single father will have to take care of the one remaining one with the crippled wing.
  • Kate: MONSTER FIGHT.
  • Monsters: fighting
  • Me: And I'm now bored with this, because I've never liked the trope of 'lo, I am defeated, except I HAVE A POWER YOU NEVER SUSPECTED I HAD.'
  • Kate: Unless chain swords. When it's chain swords it's cool.
  • Me: Let's just skip the end and go watch Pacific Rim again. Riley got over his emotional stunted issues off screen.
  • Kate: Riley was better at this.
  • Ineffectual White Military Guy: Completely fails at his job.
  • Me: YOU HAD ONE GODDAMN JOB INEFFECTUAL WHITE GUY.
  • Kate: Did the bomb just go off?
  • Me: Yeah, the big whiteout there in the background.
  • Kate: So they just nuked San Francisco.
  • Me: Well, most of it was already broken.
  • (Ineffectual White Guy finds his son somehow. Son finds mom in giant stadium full of people.)
  • Me: What is up with the 'kids can magically find their parents' thing in movies? The number of times some kid has grabbed my pant leg thinking I'm mom disproves this concept.
  • Kate: You realize that kid grows up to be Newt, right?
  • Me: ... I accept this headcanon.
  • Movie: Ends abruptly. Get out. There will be no encore.
  • Me: Well, I think they ran out of film.
  • Kate: Or cares to give. So. Where does that fall on the chain of bad movies featuring ineffective white guys?
  • Me: Above "Battleship," below "Red Dawn."
  • Kate: "Red Dawn" was horrible.
  • Me: And Chris Hemsworth still did a good job with it.
  • (And we yell about how much we hated 'Red Dawn' for the rest of the credits)

anonymous asked:

I'm a fellow Lucaya shipper and I agree with you that Maya liked Lucas from the start and it developed even more by the campfire I mean they were practically flirting with each other the entire time and that's were my issue came in. I don't like how Maya went from being rucas #1 cheerleader, to wanting to protect Riley from Missy and making her believe she had nothing to worry about in year book to them now being in a triangle I don't think the writers handle it well.

I kiiinda understand where you’re coming from, and granted, I haven’t gotten around to debulking the S2 episodes in detail yet, but I’ll have to respectfully disagree that the transition was abrupt.

Surface level, it might seem like it, but if you look at how the narrative went from the beginning of S2, you realize that they’ve been steadily moving the character of Maya forward in terms of allowing herself to hope and dream, and in parallel, out of “rucas cheerleader” mode. Which, btw, a part of me thinks she was somehow out of guilt, because she knew Riley had a big crush and she realized she had feelings for Lucas as early as Sneak Attack. There was another level to her animosity towards Missy; it wasn’t just protecting Riley although that was a very strong component of it. And that role she played also slots into what has been her M.O. for Riley throughout their friendship, as illustrated in GM Bay Window, which is “whatever you want”, and that’s what she thought Riley wanted in S1.

GM New World, first episode that actually deals with the events of First Date, we get this from Riley and Lucas, and that sets the tone for the season:

R: Relationships are supposed to be about two people who make the choice to come together by themselves…
L: …Of their own free will at the right point in time.

From that point on, Maya no longer pushes them together, she just goes with the flow (and it’s pretty significant that their romance stagnates as a consequence; they just don’t take romantic initiative on their own).

What happens next? Secret of Life. Another split. Initially, her reflex reaction is to protect Riley and Riley is flipping the f**k out: 

R: Tell me nothing changes.
M: That’s all you have to do, Lucas. You hear me? I just called you by your actual name for the first time ever. That’s how important this is to me. Because it’s important to her. Deny it.
L: I can’t.

And then Maya sees how torn and hurt he is, something that he hasn’t really shown them so far, but that I think she’s sensed. She makes a decision in the cafeteria there to indirectly express some form of support towards him: “I finally like you”, and “That had to hurt” (gave birth to a horse). She opts to crack a joke and try and make him feel better while Riley is still fuming next to her; that’s new. But it’s in reaction to the distress she sees from Lucas. And she understands it. Ofc this episode ends with Maya accepting Lucas for all he is (still such a Huckleberry), and Riley shoving a bucket over his head and making nice (but bringing them back to a very fragile, not entirely truthful status quo). This is the ground for the deepening bond between Lucas and Maya.

After that we have key character moments such as in GM Pluto, where Maya “hope is for suckers” puts a family picture in that box at the end, alone (it was an important staging choice to have everyone exit for her to do this). There is a whole subtext to the Riley/Maya fight in GM Mr. Squirrels that is about Riley/Maya/Lucas, Maya’s fear of what her hidden feelings coming out would do to their friendship (X). Then we get to GM Rules, and well, I really don’t need to explain how big of a step that is: Lucas following Maya, and them having that big reciprocal flirting moment in the hallway. GM Hurricane follows and is HUUUGE for Maya really starting to hope, and also introducing the important notion of the relationship that “gets you ready” for true love via Angela. We get GM New Teacher, where Auggie reads the Archie comic and blatantly foreshadows what’s to come when he brings it up to Riley and Maya at the bay window: “Well… this dark-haired girl and this blonde girl both like the same boy and they all stay best friends. Could that really happen?”

When Yearbook comes around, Maya is surprised when Lucas & her are voted best couple, but a lot of her outward denial could very well stem from the fact that it really strikes a cord within her. I mean, imagine hiding your feelings for a guy for like a year, and you guys are getting closer, but you still see it as a no-go zone, and all of a sudden, everyone around you is endorsing and supporting the relationship. It’s enough to send anyone reeling, and do a double-take. The one who should have come to the defense of Riley/Lucas is Lucas himself, if they were really the big romantic story here. Instead, Riley is the one poeticizing about their “summer rain” relationship, fighting against the whole class with their “they’re like fire”, while Lucas and Maya just sit dumbstruck in the middle. We do not get a Riley/Lucas conversation at the end where Lucas reassures her; we get Lucas/Farkle. In the “two people who make the choice to come together of their own free will” frame, Lucas was really the one who needed to tell Riley she had nothing to worry about if it was the case. But it’s not; she has something to worry about, that’s why we don’t get that scene. As for Maya, she tries to broach the subject, but is shut down and doesn’t pursue it further (”Stop. Riley, is this about the me and Lucas best couple thing?”–> “That doesn’t affect me at all.”). She goes out of her way to make Riley and Farkle come back by acting like Riley, and she comes to a realization that Riley and Lucas are “alike” and falsely concludes that that means Riley loves him like a brother. That’s not true, ofc, but you have to put it in perspective with the fact that Riley has constantly avoided verbalizing explicitly how she feels romantically for Lucas, instead just clinging to him unofficially but not going for anything real (See GM Sneak Attack: what do you want from him?). So for Maya, it’s sort of a moment of subconscious realization that Riley/Lucas have been functioning in friendly, very much alike mode. That was the gist (you’re at your best when you’re just talking to each other); that false boyfriend/brother dichotomy aside (which I think might have something to do with the Hamlet connection). She’s freaked out by it, because seeing Riley/Lucas as not being the big romantic endgame would free her; so she takes off her wig, and asks that everyone takes their usual positions.

So, when you say Maya made Riley believe she had nothing to worry about, I’m guessing you’re referring to that final scene where Riley prompts her about any discoveries about Riley she might have made while she was acting as her. And Maya avoids answering that, but she doesn’t explicitly, directly, at any point in this episode deny that there is something brewing between Lucas & her, except for her expression of confusion in the classroom. And if we fast-forward to GMT, keeping in mind Riley heard and saw Maya as Riley in that classroom (and reacted to that little scene; “what just happened?”), it’s confirmed that she’s had her suspicions for a while, namely, I believe, since Yearbook.

M: I couldn’t watch.
R: I know why. I know that you think I love him like a brother.
M: You know?
R: I know that you’ve thought that for a while.

Right after Yearbook, we get Semi-Formal, where we see how Maya, through a substantial period of time, has dealt with Riley moaning about the no-big ask, and also the I-like-him/I-like-him not. Maya just can’t push them anymore, and imagine how painful it must be to witness Riley debating and being confused about whether she likes him, while she knows she likes him, but still have Riley regard Lucas as hers. 

R: How am I supposed to feel, Maya? I like Lucas, don’t I? You were me. How did I feel when you were me? What are me and Lucas?
M: Just tell me what to say.
R: You know something. Tell me.
M: Go to the dance.

And at the end of Semi-Formal is another big shift: Lucas and Riley don’t resolve anything and fall back, once again, on “we’re friends”, but meanwhile Lucas turns and continues to dance with Maya even when she points it out to him. Lucas takes a step here, and Maya simply doesn’t do anything to stop him.

Next? Creativity. Again, this is obvious. Lucas expresses some deep concern and wishes for Maya while really looking at her, in a show which emphasized the importance of eye contact at its very inception. This is in parallel with Maya embracing her passion for art and fighting for it. GM C+T: Maya has her “oh,oh” moment with Lucas in a direct parallel to Corpanga.

So, yeah, when we arrive to GMT,  and what has been built up in S2 and foreshadowed since S1 (read my Sneak Attack posts) comes to a head, I don’t think it’s abrupt. Everything has in fact been leading up to it, and through S2, we’ve seen Riley reevaluate and frown in confusion quite a bit. What Riley did not really expect, we see in GMT3: Lucas truly liking Maya back, and going on dates with her right away. That’s what gave her whiplash. And it fits with Riley, from SOL, and in Semi-Formal, still sticking to a “Lucas” sketch in her head that is not entirely real. Oh, and here, writers twitting about Rucaya waaaay back in August 2014. But it’s not really a triangle, that’s the thing; it just seems like it is, but it’s actually a rectangle (or a parallelogram, a pentagram perhaps, heck even maybe an hexagon). 

Where it all began ( a jack gilinsky fanfic )
  • Chapter 1
  • *Flashback*
  • Year 2010
  • Jacks POV ( 14 years old)
  • "Hey jack come on we're gonna be late for the first day!" My best friend jack yelled at me.
  • "Ugh I don't care I wanna sleeep!"
  • I groaned
  • "Move your ass out of bed before I kick your ass outta there!"
  • Jack left my room while I got up and stretched. I grabbed some jeans, a tee shirt and threw on some vans while styling my hair quickly. I walked down stairs to see my mom cooking breakfast
  • "Good morning jack"
  • "Hi mom"
  • " ready for your first day of Highschool?!" She squealed making my eyes grow wide
  • "Yup" I managed, still half asleep.
  • "We'll jack is just in the bathroom so when he's out I want you boys to eat then get your little bums to school."
  • "Alright mom jeez"
  • " no attitude jack"
  • We ate breakfast and headed out the door.
  • "What do think it'll be like?" I asked
  • "Probably just like middle school with older kids and hotter girls" jack wiggled his eyebrows. I laughed at his gesture
  • "Yeah I plan to get laid tonight" I joked. We both laughed as we headed through the doors.
  • "Well I have English first ill see you at lunch. Meet here I don't wanna seem like a loner" Johnson laughed
  • "Yup. Ill see you bro"
  • I asked the office for directions to the science room, which was right in front of me. I was so embarrassed as the older kids laughed at me.
  • I took a seat in the back of the class. The teacher came in and introduced himself as Mr.Clemson
  • About 5 minutes into the class this beautiful girl came in
  • " sorry I'm late "
  • "Name?"
  • "YN"
  • "We'll YN you can take a seat in the back" he said pointing to me
  • " well class this is your new seat for the whole semester I hope you like it cause your not moving"
  • "Hey, uh, what's your name?" She asked.
  • "Jack. YN right?"
  • "Yup" she said popping the 'p'
  • "Nice name" I complimented.
  • "Thanks" she smiled and looked down, her cheeks getting a rosy tint.
  • The class ended and I got to know her real well. She's a tomboy which I kinda like too
  • {lunch time}
  • "Yo jack!" I shouted
  • "Hey what up man"
  • "Ok so in science there's like this really cute girl and I think I have a crush on her" I admitted
  • "Awe does jacky have a crush" he said in a baby voice
  • "Shut up" I shoved him slightly while looking down smiling. I think I do have a crush on her......
  • YN POV
  • "Hey YN!" My best friend Chelsea called
  • "Hey! What's up" I asked
  • "I over heard someone say they had a little crush on you" she smirked at me while wiggling her brows
  • "Ha good joke chels." I laughed at her comment
  • " no really. He said he was talking with you all science. So you know this boy" she said, her smirk growing wider
  • "Jack" I muttered under my breath
  • "Ooh so you do you like him?"
  • "Kind of...." I looked down feeling the blood rush to my cheeks. When I looked back up I found Chelsea had ran off. Shit she's gonna tell jack..
  • I ran out looking for her. I finally found her after 5 minutes talking to jack
  • "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" I yelled and jumped on her back causing us both to fall down as people looked down at us and laughed.
  • "I just set y'all up. You gotta meet each other after school at Starbucks near the mall at 4. Y'all can thank me later. Now you two get to know each other!" She called as she walked off
  • "Uh sorry about her.... She's kind of weird" I said after some awkward silence.
  • "It's okay. Um you don't have to meet me at Starbucks later. Like you can I'd you want but if not you don't have to" he rambled on
  • "Jack ill meet you it's fine"
  • *Flashback over*
  • 3rd person POV
  • That was the start of a amazing relationship between YN and jack. They have been inseparable ever since. They started dating a few days after that Starbucks date. There still together 4 years later. Lets look at there story now......
  • YN POV
  • "Jack you have to be on in 5 minutes stop!" You squirmed as he tickled you backstage at digi tour.
  • " ugh I don't wanna I wanna stay here with you!"
  • "Don't let your fans down come on go givem a show!"
  • "Fiiinneeee!" He exaggerated
  • I watched hime as he ran on stage with jack, Sam and Nate as they did there thing. I'm so proud of all of them.
  • I'm just a little disappointed because jack hasn't mentioned my birthday at all today. The boys have and same with twitter but he hasn't. I just don't get it because he always remembers.
  • "Now guys I wanna bring my beautiful girlfriend on stage and sing happy birthday for her. And give her a birthday present. YN COME ON STAGE BEAUTIFUL!" I can't believe jack just did that. But I got this rush of energy and I just had to run up!
  • All the girls screamed at the sight of me. I'm glad they all like me. I barely get hate.
  • They all started singing to me while I took a snapchat video of it.
  • Everyone started screaming when they saw snapchat on my phone. I laughed and made a few more videos.
  • Soon talk dirty came on the speakers and I was confused. Then jack sat me on a chair while all the guys took off their shirts. They all danced around doing body rolls and hip thrusts. Meanwhile I couldn't keep my laughs in and I new the fans were loving this.
  • The song ended And unfortunately it was the end of the show.
  • We were saying hi to some fans back stage and just having a good time.
  • " hi YN!"
  • " hi sweetheart"
  • "Babe ill be right back I forgot something in the tour bus" jack came over quickly, and pecked my lips and ran off
  • " so-" I started but she cut me off
  • " listen bitch I don't fucking know who you think you are but you can take your fat ass and ugly face and get the hell out of jacks life, better yet all of the boys life, that would be greatly appreciated. No one likes you. Your a fucking selfish bitch and your just using jack. At least I would have more to offer." She referred to her huge tits that were hanging out of her crop top
  • Tears welled at the the edge of your eyes. No one has ever said anything like that to you before.
  • "That's right cry you fucking slut" he hissed. I walked away from her past the screaming girls, into the bathroom and started crying. I got a few texts from all the boys asking me what happened. I didn't reply though. Then I heard the bathroom door open
  • "YN?"
Danny Castellano is My Whole Damn World

Wait, no, that wasn’t the name of the episode was it…?

Hmm. Well, it might as well have been because…look if I need to explain why then you clearly haven’t watched it. So go watch it, flail about a bit, die from squealing too much, resurrect yourself, drink some water (you’re probably dehydrated from all the drooling over Messina hng) and then read this. Ok? Alright then.

Also, most of this is either me swooning over Danny/Chris or flailing over Dandy sooooo….be warned!

Oh and about half way through I started calling everyone assholes so there’s that too. I think I still have too many feels or something. I can’t cope.

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