that's what i call a mayor

PSA PLEASE READ

Hey everyone! Just wanted to let you guys know, i you have Amazon Prime, you should watch the heck out of an animated series called Danger & Eggs. Its so inclusive! There are casual characters of all races, religions, and even genders. Take for example Milo from the episode Finding Cheryl;TheTrio. They didn’t even mention it or make it a big deal, but Milo used they/them pronouns. Thats a huge deal! And even adding on to that, ilo is a non binary person of color! Like??? Thats so big! And guess what else? The Mayor od their town? A strong, smart, black woman. There even a person of color in a hijab in one episode!! Like just take these screen grabs from an episode:

LOOK AT ALL THE QUEER CHARACTERS. And no, this isn’t even at a pride parade. Look, there’s a trans person, a pan person, someone in a hijab, someone in a rainbow shirt?? THIS SHOW IS AMAZING. Another example is in the episode Morning Routine;The Lost & Found. Phillip is reading off what the rule is when someone doesn’t claim their item from the lost and found. He basically says, if someone doesn’t claim their item, the person in charge of the lost and found could Dispose of it however “he/she/they” deem fit. He used THEY. Guys you need to get people to watch this show, its inclusive, and it doesn’t make all of the queer characters like a plot point?? They’re just there! You have to spread this around, this show hasn’t been renewed for a second season!! We need representation like this in the media! Its and amazon prime original show and its amazing! And on top of all that, it teaches super important lessons to people!! But it needs more people to watch it. It starts Aidy Bryant (from snl) and Eric Knobel. Please please please spread this around! Everyone needs to watch it!! Its free if you just sign up for amazon prime and go watch it!! 

  • *Emma and Regina are laying on the couch together, Emma's head is in Regina's lap as Regina runs her fingers through Emma's curls*
  • Emma: Hey Regina?
  • Regina: Yes dear.
  • Emma: Are we a couple?
  • Regina: As in, are we two people? Then yes.
  • Emma *rolls her eyes*: You know what I mean...are we a couple?
  • Regina: Considering what we just did in my bedroom do you really need to ask that?
  • Emma: Well that's...that's hot and amazing but...I don't know...I just...I guess I want us to be together outside of this house.
  • Regina: We see each other all the time.
  • Emma: Yeah but "as friends" or "as the Mayor and the Sheriff". I want...I want more. I want us to be dating.
  • *Regina chuckles*
  • Emma: What?
  • Regina: Emma, the town is convinced we're married. Your mother calls me her daughter in law and you practically live here. You don't have to ask me if we're dating because I already love you.
  • Emma *smiles*: I love you too.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • Emma: So are we a couple now?
  • *Regina rolls her eyes before leaning down to kiss Emma tenderly*
  • Regina: Does that answer your question?
  • Emma: That'll do it.

anonymous asked:

So what are your thoughts on what happened in WKM?

This is basically what i believe to be a spin off AU sort of thing - and here’s why. Markiplier is already rich and famous in WKM. Thats established. Now, this basically shows The Colonel (aka Wilford) and his decent into murderous madness. Selene called him “dangerous” and Wilford is. The colonel said “I couldn’t kill you, you’re not dead.” and sort of… loses his mind. 

Now, Damien said that he and Selene were stuck with a “shell” and we can assume that to be Markiplier’s shell. Which is almost completely useless. But when we get there Selene has the power to bring us back. And damien asks us to “let him in” which is code speak for, “I’m fucking darkiplier.”

BUT! I think this is Dark before he became Dark. In Mark’s early video’s, dark doesnt split, he doesnt have a shell that cracks. He does now. And i think that’s because when Selene brought us back with Damien, we were in some void of plane of existence that defied physics. And we were placed in the shell of whatever was left in there with Selene and Damien. 

Essentially, I think Darkiplier is Damien after coming out of that plane of existence. Because all Damien wants to do is stop Mark from his “revenge” (possibly on the Colonel, Wilford, for sleeping with his wife) and make sure Wilford doesn’t do anything rash because he’s a “friend” and a “good man” but still “dangerous.”

I don’t exactly know is Selene is also in the shell, but if yes, then that would explain the colour split. 

As for us, we never get back. We possibly traded spots with them or we are also mixed up into  Damien 2.0 aka Darkiplier. 

Love Born On A Fourth Of July (A Riarkle Story)
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> I got this idea from a episode of Gilmore Girls. Riarkle, Maya, and Lucas are in their early twenties. This is part 1 of 4. I hope you like it.<p/><b>Location:</b> St Upid Town:<p/><b>Parking lot:</b> <p/><b></b> Riley and Maya are parking their car.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Riles, why do I let you drag me to these stupid events? Who's ever heard of a picnic basket auction?<p/><b>Riley:</b> (Cheerful) My Uncle Eric was the one to come up with the idea. I like it. It's fun not knowing who could buy your basket. Besides who doesn't love Sunshine, fresh air, and meeting new people?<p/><b>Maya:</b> (Annoyed) Have you met me? I hate all those things. I don't like talking to people, so why will I like eating with them?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Give it a chance. You know you can't say no to me.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Fine. I'll go with you but I'm not participating. I don't have a basket.<p/><b></b> Riley takes two picnic baskets out of the car.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Really?<p/><b>Riley:</b> It's time to meet new people. Who knows? Maybe we will find the love of our lives today.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (Sarcastic) Oh, yay. Fun.<p/><b></b> Riley drags Maya to the town square.<p/><b>Other side of the parking lot:</b> <p/><b></b> Farkle and Lucas are walking out of their car.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> So, this is Stupid Town?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> I think it's pronounce St Upid Town.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I don't think it matters. Why am I here?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> You need to have fun once in a while instead of staying home all the time.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I have fun.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> When?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> There was that one time... (Thinking) And that time after that.... (Gives up) I got nothing.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Exactly. Today you're having fun. Maybe you'll meet a girl.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No girl has been interested in me before, why would they start now?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Farkle, you're too hard on yourself. You're a good looking guy with a lot to offer to that special girl. If I was a girl I would date you.<p/><b></b> Farkle looks at him weird.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Too much?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> A little bit.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Let's stop talking and have some fun.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Ok. Let's go.<p/><b></b> They start walking to the town square.<p/><b>Town Square:</b> <p/><b></b> Riley is putting name tags on hers and Maya's picnic baskets. She leaves them on the stage.<p/><b></b> Maya looks around the area. Riley skips to Maya.<p/><b>Maya:</b> You're way too happy today.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You're way too grouchy.<p/><b></b> Riley starts to skip again and bumps into Farkle and lands on him.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (Nervous) Um, hi. I guess I fell for you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (Nervous) Hi.<p/><b></b> They stare at each other intensely.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Hey, Riles, you might want to get off him.<p/><b></b> Riley doesn't respond.<p/><b></b> Maya kicks her gently. Riley stands up quickly and dusts off her clothes.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I'm up.<p/><b></b> Farkle gets up. They stare at each other again. Lucas waves his hands in front of Farkle's face.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> You're ok, buddy?<p/><b></b> Farkle is memorize for another second and snaps out of it.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> What? I'm ok.<p/><b></b> Riley reaches out her hand.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Hi! I'm Miley Flatshoes.<p/><b></b> Maya laughs. Farkle shakes Riley's hand. They both feel a spark. They let go quickly.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I'm Carpool Christmas.<p/><b></b> Lucas shakes his head.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (points to Riley) She's Riley Matthews and I'm Maya Hart.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (faces Maya) That's what I said.<p/><b>Maya:</b> No it wasn't, honey.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> He's Farkle Minkus and I'm Lucas Friar.<p/><b></b> Farkle is still staring at Riley. She blushes.<p/><b>Maya:</b> So what are you two doing in stupid town?<p/><b>Riley:</b> It's not call that.<p/><b>Maya:</b> They made your uncle the mayor. Trust me, the name fits.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> I brought him here to have some fun.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> So what's happening now?<p/><b>Riley:</b> It's almost time for the picnic basket auction.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> So, people bid on the baskets and then what?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Whoever wins the bid goes on a picnic date with the girl who brought the basket. Are you going to bid?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Did you bring a basket?<p/><b>Riley:</b> You will have to wait and see. (She winks at him and walks away. Maya follows.)<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (Turns to Lucas) We're staying here.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Why?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Because it's a beautiful day. Who doesn't love a beautiful day?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Are you sure that's the only thing that's beautiful?<p/><b>Maya:</b> (grinning) Riley Matthews, were you flirting?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't flirt. I'm a good girl.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Flirting isn't a bad thing. What was that wink I saw you give him?<p/><b>Riley:</b> (blushing) I had something in my eye.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Yeah. It's call love.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I just met him.<p/><b>Maya:</b> So if I ask him out, you wouldn't mind?<p/><b>Riley:</b> (trying to play it cool) Nope. You can ask him out.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Ok.<p/><b></b> Maya starts to walk towards them. Riley stops her.<p/><b>Riley:</b> No don't do that.<p/><b></b> Maya grins.<p/><b></b> Eric walks on stage.<p/><b>Eric:</b> Welcome to the third annual St Upid Picnic basket auction. All the donations will go to---<p/><b>Maya:</b> (screaming) Getting a new name for this stupid town.<p/><b>Eric:</b> No, Moesha. (Scratches his head) Now I forgot where the money goes. Oh well. Let's start the auction.<p/><b></b> Eric starts auctioning off 15 baskets. The next one is Riley's.<p/><b>Eric:</b> Next basket belongs to my niche, Riley Matthews.<p/><b></b> Riley and Farkle look at each other. She nods. Farkle smiles.<p/><b>Eric:</b> We'll start with a $100.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (raises his hand) 100.<p/><b>Eric:</b> Do we have 101?<p/><b></b> A man raises his hand.<p/><b>Man:</b> 101.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Oh no. Its Charlie Gardner.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (In a 50's voice) Cheese Soufflé.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Now's not the time.<p/><b></b> Farkle looks mad.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> 102.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> 103.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (gets angrier) $500.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> $501.<p/><b></b> This keeps going until-<p/><b>Farkle:</b> $5000.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> I'm done. (He walks away)<p/><b>Riley:</b> (Mouth hangs open) Did he spend that much money on my basket?<p/><b>Maya:</b> No, he spend that much money on you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I can't let him pay that.<p/><b></b> Farkle walks to the stage with a check and picks up the basket.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Isn't that your life savings?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I still have money with me, but it's not a lot. But I think she's worth it.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> You just met her.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I think I found that special girl.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> How do you know?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> ( Smiles at Riley) I just do.<p/><b></b> To be continued...<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

TFW When a left wing Muslim who calls himself a feminist and is a strident supporter of LGBT rights has now become Mayor of London:

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Chloe- Shit, we’ve done all this investigation, and we’re still no closer from stopping that tornado than when we started

Max‘thinking’ We could try the obvious solution….

Chloe - Well what are you waiting for ?! Do it woman !

Max‘takes out phone’ Hello ? National Weather Service ? Hi I’m Max Caulfield, and I just spotted a tornado forming off the coast of Arcadia Bay……uhh huh I’ll hold

Chloe - …..what was that

Max‘holds up hand’ Uhh huh…..ok then, thank you very much. ‘looks back up at Chloe’ They see it

Chloe‘skeptical’ They see it ?

Max- Yeah, they’re calling the mayor right now,so she can evacuate the town

Chloe - But how did you know it was going to be there ?

Max- Tornado’s don’t just pop into existence Chloe, they have to form somewhere, and I DID have that vision where I saw it, and where it was coming from…….

Chloe -……..

Max- What ?

Chloe - YOU JUST RUINED THE ADVENTURE ! ‘walks off in a huff’