that's what boyfriends do

anonymous asked:

Could you do a scene where human Bee can't talk because of an accident and Knockout tries to talk to him but fails???

I have to admit I wasn’t sure what you meant by this but I still liked the idea and went with it, it’s not the most polished but still I hope you like it!

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every westallen scene ever (124/?)

taehyung and bogum’s lil adventure video :’) | © 朴寶劍 on youtube

Otayuri Getting Jealous

•Both Yuri and Otabek are extremely jealous in their relationship

•Yuri doesn’t even try to conceal his jealousy, while Otabek is more subtle about it

•If Otabek is talking to someone and Yuri gets jealous, he’ll get extremely possessive and walk over, put his arm around Beka’s waist, and sometimes in extreme cases go so far as to practically yell “BACK OFF, HES M I N E”

•If Otabek gets jealous of Yuri talking to someone, he’ll walk over seemingly calm and uninterested and put his arm around Yuri’s waist, and will lowkey give the other person a death glare until they leave

•Yuri never realizes this until one day this happens and he turns to face Otabek to get his opinion on what him and the other person are discussing and just sees Beka shooting daggers at the other person

•He straight up dies like “THATS MY BOYFRIEND?? AND HES SO PROTECTIVE OF ME??? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS??”

•Whenever Beka gets jealous he’ll kiss Yura while they’re walking away afterwards like “you’re mine” and (not so) subtly makes sure the other person sees

•One time they got ambushed by a bunch of Yuri’s Angels on a date and some of the Angels got a little /too/ touchy with Yura so Beka kissed him in front of all the Angels just so they would back off

•Yura nearly passed out he was blushing so much

•Pictures of said kiss ended up on every Angels’ fan account by the end of the day

-Mod Jess

Interstitial cystitis PT sucked. She basically told me to stop eating everything I can or like to eat. And drink more water which is impossible since I’m already drinking so much for POTS. And everything she did hurt like hell.

Feeling really down now. Had a bit of a meltdown when i got home. I’m so fucking sick of my illness taking away everything I love or enjoy or like or use as a coping measure or comfort. I have nothing left anymore and it’s breaking me down. I’ve given everything to this illness.

Me and my best friend are so close I love it! We call each other out wives and stuff because we are just such great friends!!! What do you mean thats gay, we both have boyfriends!!!! Yeah like I feel really uncomfortable whenever I touch mine, it’s just because I’m new to this dating thing :) wait no my bff is breaking up with her bf????? Wow,, I guess I have to break up with mine,,, to show moral support and stuff :( what a shame :((((( I guess I just ~have~ to go to her house and cuddle with her until we feel better,, platonically of course! Because I’m Not Gay™

  • Pathologist: *enters the morgue*
  • Sherlock: *examining a body*
  • Pathologist: *rolls his eyes* Excuse me, sir, this area is out of bounds to-
  • Sherlock: *still looking at the body* It's okay.
  • Pathologist: *sighs* If you don't leave, I'll have to call security.
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* I said it's fine.
  • Pathologist: *frowns* Why is it fine?
  • Sherlock: *smirks* I'm sleeping with the boss.
  • Pathologist: ...
  • Pathologist: *confused* You're sleeping with Stamford?
  • Sherlock: *looks up; annoyed* The other boss.
  • Molly: *enters the morgue, carrying coffees; irritated* Here's your bloody coffee, you git. Have you finished now so I can do my job?
  • Sherlock: *steps aside; takes the coffee, grinning* Yes, boss.
  • Pathologist: ...
BTS confession #11

i honestly didn’t really get why big hit got so serious and wanted to take legal actions against hate comments in the beginning. tbh i felt like it was kinda dumb cause everyone gets hate when they’re famous n when you’re one of the biggest ones u kinda expect it?? i dk??

BUT then i saw some of the hate comments that fueled this and some exo fans (exo-l’s? idk the fandom name) started rumors that taehyung was a CHILD OFFENDER??? and a plagiarist?? like… can u fuckin imagine taehyung reading that he’s a child offender because he pULLED A GIRLS HAIR WHEN SHE WAS SHY?? TAEHYUNG

TAEHYUNG

the oNE member in bts that continuously mentions his grand love for kids and how much he wants to be a good dad. idk man breaks my heart. and a plagiarist because of his hwarang pics that look like baekhyuns’ pics like iT’S HIS FIRST DRAMA HE AIN’T CHOOSE SHIT ABOUT IT he must’ve been so happy and so proud and now this!!

so pls don’t misuse this opportunity to report silly shit like people calling jungkook coconut head but be selective and send in shit like THAT cause what the fuck

i just hope they have thick skin cuz i felt sad 4 sure when i read it

  • 707: ATTENTION!!
  • Yoosung: What? What happened? What?
  • 707: Nothing...just want you to pay attention to me. ;)
screenshots of /everything/ that callout is literal bullshit

still pm me. there are still things i cant include publicly. pm me. pm me.

everyone is literally ignoring like everything i post so im big time -_- but if you can reblog this please do

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these screenshots are weird, im “haruka” in all of them because theyre taken from vinces phone. i didnt have these screenshots because my phone broke recently and i lost all my old convos. karma is “unknown” in some of them because he deleted his kkt and remade literally so people couldnt screenshot him. notice how every screenshot is IN FULL, no weird selective cropping or suspiciously out of context things. you can ask for more screenshots regarding anything, or more context. we have all these conversations in full and can give you whatever

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You turned to Sam, ready to share a look and a laugh at your dad’s hippie comment, but you were more than a little surprised to see Sam squaring his shoulders, jaw set.

“No disrespect, sir, but why don’t you think I’m a good match for Y/N?” he asked. He stared at your father, his posture tall, and you stared, bewildered by the indignant expression his face held as he waited for an answer.

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       sometimes Jack wants to kiss boys and then sometimes he sees which boys he’s shipped with in certain parts of the fandom and decides he never wants to kiss boys again

       ….which is a shame because he should have boys to kiss tbh

anonymous asked:

Thats what brothers do, they threaten boyfriends, some part protective some part just being a dumb boy and pissing off siblings, but really, if your boyfriend left he wasn't worth your time, and its definitely not worth your time to (attackmybelovedsneaselchild) chase Cuervo around, you can do better, and a boy coming between family is childish so I keep my stance on that,,,

“No that’s not what brothers do! Brothers don’t get in the way of their sister’s life!”

“WELL NOW I KNOW I WAS JUST WASTING MY TIME CARING ABOUT MY OWN KIN!”

The Pilot (a wholock meta)

[I wrote these thoughts after watching Doctor Who ‘The Pilot’ last week and meant to post this. This is really just for myself so sorry in advance if I don’t make tons of sense here. I would say I’’m gonna write something about each ep but I usually don’t stick to what I say I’m gonna do haha so anything could happen]

Oh jeez where do even I start? The Pilot (!). Called as much supposedly because this DW episode can be watched by people new to the show. But me thinks that’s not all there is to it. There’s the flight of the dead and Girl on the Plane from TFP, the “Landing” as johnlock going canon …and there’s also a Sherlock Pilot. Planes are ships. Pilots are the ones in control of that ship. It crashes, or it lands safely. There’s no planes in this DW episode (there are spaceships tho). But there’s a ‘ship’.

So Bill and Heather are John and Sherlock, obviously yes? But the mirroring works so both Bill and Heather are constantly both John and Sherlock for different sort of threads of the subtext. Heather even has a black coat and scarf in the pic above but then shortish blond hair like John. 

Like @jenna221b said the “defect” in the eye that Heather wants to “fix” is sentiment (nice one), while Bill thinks it’s beautiful (“it looks like a star”). Sherlock thinks this is his weakness that needs to be fixed. But John sees that in him and loves him for it. 

But were you not also reminded of Ben C’s eyes and his heterochromia?? I was. Her eyes were blue and green and gold. It would reinforce the Sherlock mirror. I wouldn’t put it past them because I’ve seen other character mirrors in other DW episodes given the names and traits of ben, martin and amanda because Moffat uses johnlock mirrors in SO many episodes that he must run out of ways to code them.

Heather was coded as suicidal - she in fact DID take her own life. I didn’t see this the first time. DUH! “Everywhere I go I just want to leave”. Then the puddle gets her and she does “leave”, because the puddle gives you what you want. 

I have a feeling that the episode name is a sherlock clue on an extra level. What if it’s also about the Gay Pilot?? I think we’re seeing John and Sherlock where they were at the beginning of their journeys 

(what if this doctor who season somehow takes us through a johnlock romance arc somehow with different mirrors every time?? Might not happen but would be neat. Bonus for any clues about what the heck sherlock s4 was). 

Sherlock in ASiP wants to “leave” like Heather does in this “Pilot”, taking the cabbie’s pill gambling his life on a 50/50 chance. And John with his gun in his drawer, contemplating it for a moment at the beginning of ASiP. By TLD Sherlock’s gotten to the point where he realises, possibly even surprising himself, that he doesn’t want to die. That’s the end of his character arc though. But here we see Heather willingly let the puddle invite her in, just as Sherlock brings the pill up to his mouth in ASiP.

Maybe this is the significance of the chips. In TLD Sherlock gets chips for Faith because she’s suicidal, and Bill “Serves chips”. She keeps people from taking their lives. Sort of foreshadowing John’s arc, and how John saves Sherlock from that by giving him a reason to live (thats what boyfriends do, they feed you up).

We also have the “can I show you something?” “God, yes!” between Heather and Bill. Another pilot reference.

Heather’s last thought was of Bill, so once this evil alien puddle thingy had taken her, she pursued Bill to the farthest reaches of the universe (please stop me thinking of that johnlock fanvid and the song lyric “anywhere I would have followed you”).

And what the hell happens next is confusing but there’s a little metaphor in there and maybe a HLV and a TRF reference too (the Fall and Fall 2.0).

Bill: Oh my god, I understand.
Doctor: You what?
Bill: The last thing she said to me. She promised she wouldn’t leave without me.

In T6t we hear all this business about Sherlock’s vow. That it was apparently to protect Mary. It’s a TRICK! Word play. And Sherlock never actually said that before T6T began. T6T was Mary as storyteller, twisting Sherlock’s words to fit her own evil narrative. What he did say that I talked about here , was that he would always “be there”. Just that, that’s it. He promised he wouldn’t leave

(this gets cooler if you think about EMP starting when Mary shot Sherlock because Sherlock’s vow he made at the wedding was ONE OF THE LAST things he ever said to John before the day of CAM tower) Bill about Heather: “The last thing she said to me. She promised she wouldn’t leave”

The Doctor tells Bill that she needs to release Heather from her promise, to let her go. So she does. They sort of…break up? 

You have to let me go.
You have to let me go.
I will.
I will.
I really liked you.
I really liked you.

In TRF Sherlock sort of breaks up with John before he jumps from the roof by telling John he was a fake. To maybe somehow attempt to release John from what was between them. But of course it didn’t work very well. And then there’s this parallel too…

Then Bill and Heather grab onto each other.

Doctor: Don’t, don’t! Bill, let go! Bill, listen to me. Whatever she’s showing you, whatever she’s letting you see. It’s a lure, it’s a trap. She’s making you part of her, and you can never come back.

So what the hell happens here exactly? I have one idea that’s a bit trippy.

This brief kind of random scene is full metaphor for queerness, and the two opposing ways it is viewed: from the outside in, and from the inside out.

It’s also about John’s fear and internalized homophobia.

From the outside, those who fear it and are against it see it as something dangerous and terrifying, something that spreads and infects and marks you forever. 

From the inside queerness is beautiful, good, and human.

Bill hesitates then grabs a hold of Heather, subconsciously drawn to this “danger” in front of her. We think she’s in danger because in that moment we the audience are seeing queerness from the outside in. But Bill isn’t in danger at all as we find out a moment later. Heather transports her to another world and Bill is sort of filled with a feeling of ecstasy. She doesn’t look scared, she looks happy.

Bill: I see what you see. It’s beautiful. 

But on the outside the Doctor is terrified and thinks she’s in danger. 

Doctor: Whatever she’s showing you, whatever she’s letting you see. It’s a lure, it’s a trap. She’s making you part of her, and you can never come back.

Bill mirrors John here, wanting to enter this world with Sherlock but feeling afraid, with the voice of his internalized homophobia telling him he’s being lured and trapped. That’s why Bill lets go, because she’s afraid. It’s suddenly Sherlock and John reaching for each other again, but that distance between them coming into focus and ripping their hands apart.

Bill: I saw it all for a moment … everything out there. She was going to let me fly with her. She was inviting me. - But I was too scared.

Check out Moffat’s specific and meaningful word choice bolded above. Out there (out of the closet). Fly (because falling’s just like flying). And a reminder that John’s afraid

So often with villains or monsters in DW, they simultaneously mirror something beautiful and something threatening. It’s the danger of those things that we long for but which could also hurt us. It’s a truth that will either kill you in trying to uncover it, or will set you free.

(there’s loads more i know. @jenna221b covered a lot of it. i just wanted to add these few details. thanks for reading. Here’s a Bill x Heather fanvid I found)