that's very rude of you

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #61
  • <p> <b>Phil:</b> I still haven't figured out a name for our son :/<p/><b>Dan:</b> Oh but I've already named him<p/><b>Phil:</b> really? wha-<p/><b>Dan:</b> no, shrek, don't touch that you'll get hurt, son<p/></p>
  • Yoosung: I think its weird in stories when someone has amnesia and they wake up in a hospital. A lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family but when they open their eyes and go, "WHO ARE YOU"
  • Yoosung: Because that's not how you act when you don't recognize someone. That's very rude. It would be chaos if every time you didn't recognize someone you screamed, "WHO ARE YOU"
  • Yoosung: I always try to be polite in life, so like, if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. They'd be like,
  • Yoosung: "Yoosung! You're alive"
  • Yoosung: "Oh...hey...man..how's it going...."
  • Yoosung: "Oh hey....dude....nice to see you again..?"
  • Yoosung: Because that's how you act when you don't recognize someone and you have no fucking clue who they are.
  • Wendy: I think it's weird in stories when someone has amnesia and they wake up in the hospital. A lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family but when they open their eyes, they go, "WHO ARE YOU?!"
  • Wendy: Because that's not how you act when you don't recognize someone. That's very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn't recognize, you went, "WHO ARE YOU?!"
  • Wendy: I always try to be really polite in life, so like, if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. They'd be like,
  • Wendy: "Wendy, we're so happy you're alive!" and I'd be like,
  • Wendy: "Oh, hey... man... how's it going...?"
  • Wendy: "Oh hey... dude... Nice to see you again?"
  • Wendy: Because that's how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you, and you have no fucking clue who they are.
  • Betty: I think it's weird in stories when someone has amnesia and they wake up in the hospital. A lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family but when they open their eyes, they go, "WHO ARE YOU?!"
  • Betty: Because that's not how you act when you don't recognize someone. That's very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn't recognize, you went, "WHO ARE YOU?!"
  • Betty: I always try to be really polite in life, so like, if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. They'd be like,
  • Betty: "Betty, we're so happy you're alive!" and I'd be like,
  • Betty: "Oh, hey... man... how's it going...?"
  • Betty: "Oh hey... dude... Nice to see you again?"
  • Betty: Because that's how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you, and you have no fucking clue who they are.
  • Solji: I think it's weird in stories when someone has amnesia and they wake up in the hospital. A lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family but when they open their eyes, they go, "WHO ARE YOU?!"
  • Solji: Because that's not how you act when you don't recognize someone. That's very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn't recognize, you went, "WHO ARE YOU?!"
  • Solji: I always try to be really polite in life, so like, if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. They'd be like, "Solji, we're so happy you're alive!" and I'd be like, "Oh, hey... man... how's it going?" "Oh hey... dude... Nice to see you again?"
  • Solji: Because that's how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you, and you have no fucking clue who they are.
Destiel + Fond Insults
  • Dean: Cas, you asshole.
  • Cas: My vessel is comprised of more than an anus, Dean.
  • Dean: Cas, you son of a bitch.
  • Cas: That's very rude Dean, I never knew my mother, but I'm sure she wasn't a bitch.
  • Dean: Cas, you piece of shit.
  • Cas: I am not made of excrement, Dean, I fail to see how you wouldn't know that.
  • Dean: Cas, you motherfucker.
  • Cas: I do not have intercourse with my mother, Dean, I told you before I never knew her.
  • Dean: Fine, you fucker.
  • Cas: ...that is true, I have intercourse with you.
Lafayette x reader- Happy Birthday, Mon Amour

I’m so sorry this is late! I’ve had a lot of things going on this week, and I probably won’t publish another oneshot until next week because there’s a con I’m going to this weekend and I only have two days to finish my cosplay;-; Anyways, please enjoy!

You woke up that day like any other day, alone in your apartment. You expected a visit from your boyfriend, Lafayette, in another hour or so. However you weren’t anticipating all of his friends as well.

Lafayette didn’t have many friends, but the few he did have were loyal and very, very sweet. Unfortunately when they were all in the same room all hell broke loose. Needless to say; you weren’t mentally prepared to see them all only an hour or so after you woke up. They even showed up before Lafayette so things were quite chaotic and awkward for you when they shwed up without him.

“Eyyy, where’s the bithday girl?!” Hercules exclaimed after opening the door, he must have stolen the key for the apartment that you gave Laf. You stopped doing your makeup to welcome the somewhat unwanted visitors.

“Hey, guys…” You placed your hands in the pockets of the rather large hoodie you were wearing. The hoodie was Lafayette’s, one that had “I heart New York” written in lare, cartoonish font. He had told you he got it when he first came to America, he was so excited to be there that he went on a huge spending spree at most of the gift shops in New York.

“There she is!” Hercules set down a bag he was carrying and hugged you.“Happy birthday, little girl!” He ruffled your hair, making you lightly groan and push him away playfully.

“I’m only two years younger than you, Herc.” You stuck your tongue out and looked behind him. “Where’s Laf?” You glanced at the two coming through the door questioningly when you didn;t see your boyfriend walk in with them.

“He said he was picking up-” John interrupted Alexander by roughly elbowing his stomach. He glared at Alexander and cleared his throat.

“He’s picking a little something-something up for you, (Y/N)~” John approached you with a bag in his hand as well. “But while we’re here you can open our presents for you!” You smiled and nodded.

“Sure, you guys can go sit down in the living room.” You pointed to the couch and few chairs scattered around the small space. “I need to go fix my face-”

“You look fine, just open our presents!” Alexander dragged you to a couch and pushed you down on it, taking a seat beide you. “Here; open mine first!” He set the hastily wrapped present on your lap and grinned excitedly at you.

“Alright, calm down.” You opened the bag and let out a small laugh. “A… snuggie..?” You looked to Alexander questioningly, only to see a giant grin painted all over his face.

“Do you like it..?” You pursed your lips and gave him a small smile.

“Of course, Alex.” You leaned towards him and hugged his torso. “Thank you…” You ruffled his hair when you pulled away, and when you were about to head back to your room to finish getting ready Hercules pulled you back down and sat down beside you on the couch. You were now sandwiched between Hercules and Alexanded, mush to your discomfort, and to make this situation more uncomfortable Hecules decided to sling his arm around your shoulders and pull you closer to him.

“You can;t abandon your guests! Thats very rude~” He ruffled your hair, making you squeal and lightly groan.

“Hercules, it took me forever to do my hair!” You playfully pushed him away and stood up, doing your best to put every strand back in place. Everyone was suddenly startled by a knock at your door You woke up that day like any other day, alone in your apartment. You expected a visit from your boyfriend, Lafayette, in another hour or so. However you weren’t anticipating all of his friends as well.

Lafayette didn’t have many friends, but the few he did have were loyal and very, very sweet. Unfortunately when they were all in the same room all hell broke loose. Needless to say; you weren’t mentally prepared to see them all only an hour or so after you woke up. . They even came before Lafayette so things were quite chaotic and awkward for you when they showed up without him.

“Eyyy, where’s the birthday girl?!” Hercules exclaimed after opening the door, he must have stolen the key for the apartment that you gave Laf. You stopped doing your makeup to welcome the somewhat unwanted visitors.

“Hey, guys…” You placed your hands in the pockets of the rather large hoodie you were wearing. The hoodie was Lafayette’s, one that had “I heart New York” written in large, cartoonish font. He had told you he got it when he first came to America, he was so excited to be there that he went on a huge spending spree at most of the gift shops in New York.

“There she is!” Hercules set down a bag he was carrying and hugged you. “Happy birthday little girl!” He ruffled your hair, making you lightly groan and push him away playfully.

“I’m only two years younger than you, Herc.” You stuck your tongue out and looked behind him. “Where’s Laf?” You glanced at the two coming through the door questioningly when you didn’t see your boyfriend walk in with them.

“He said he was picking up-” John interrupted Alexander by roughly elbowing his stomach. He glared at Alexander and cleared his throat.

“He’s picking a little something-something up for you, (Y/N)~” John approached you with a bag in his hand as well. “But while we’re here you can open our presents for you!” You smiled and nodded.

“Sure, you guys can go sit down in the living room.” You pointed to the couch and few chairs scattered around the small space. “I need to go fix my face-”

“You look fine, just open our presents!” Alexander dragged you to a couch and pushed you down on it, taking a seat beside you. “Here; open mine first!” He set the hastily wrapped present on your lap and smiled excitedly at you.

“Alright, calm down.” You opened the bag and let out a small laugh. “A… snuggie..?” You looked to Alexander questioningly, only to see a giant grin painted all over his face.

“Do you like it..?” You pursed your lips and gave him a small smile.

“Of course, Alex.” You leaned towards him and hugged his torso. “Thank you…” You ruffled his hair when you pulled away, and when you were about to head back to your room to finish getting ready Hercules pulled you back down and sat down beside you on the couch. You were now sandwiched between Hercules and Alexander, mush to your discomfort, and to make this situation more uncomfortable Hercules decided to sling his arm around your shoulders and pull you closer to him.

“You can’t abandon your guests! That’s very rude~” He ruffled your hair, making you squeal and lightly groan.

“Hercules, it took me forever to do my hair!” You playfully pushed him away and stood up, doing your best to put every strand back in place. Everyone was suddenly startled by a knock at your door. . You smiled and rushed to the door, tightly embracing Lafayette when you saw him at the door.

“Woah! Let me set my things down first!” You giggled and went on your toes to kiss his cheek before moving away from him and letting him set down a few bags on the living room’s coffee table. “Happy birthday, mon amour~” He practically sang, picking you up by your thighs. You squealed and wrapped them around his torso, slinging your arms over his shoulders and touching his forehead with yours. A few silent groans came from the others, along with some very sassy eye rolls.

“I could watch this kind of stuff at home!” Hercules playfully booed, pulling his beanie over his eyes. You and Lafayette giggled, which you quickly turned into a soft gasp. Lafayette tended do these kinds of things with you in front of his friends; kissing you, touching you in mildly inappropriate places, just things to get a rise out of his friends and you.

The booing and groaning commenced, making you laugh uncontrollably instead of actually kissing your boyfriend.

“I-I’m sorry!” You spoke between your laughing fit, resting your head on his chest before sighing. “So… what did you bring?” You glanced up at him, smiling sweetly in return to his contagious one.

“Well, I knew your classes wouldn’t give you enough time for making one’ so…” He set you back to your feet and gestured for you to take a seat. You resumed your spot between Alexander and Hercules. “I got you a little something~” He walked over to one of the bags and took out a box, opening it and watching your mouths water. The white box was filled with cupcakes; twelve of the delicious, butter-creamed miniature cakes in all of their glory.

“Laf… thank you so much!” You grinned up at him, reaching for one of them. He shooed your hand away from the box and held up a finger.

“Wait! I have a final finishing touch I must add!” You giggled at his childishness and moved your hand away. He pulled a single candle from the same bag the cupcakes were in and placed it in the cupcake you were about to pick up. He reached in the bag again and pulled out a pack of matches, lighting one and setting the small candle aflame. “Alright, now if everyone will join me-” He held up his arms like a conductor, as if gesturing to others.

They all began to sing happy birthday; granted it was a bit half-assed on the other’s part, but all you were focused on was Lafayette’s angelic. When they finished you applauded over your laughter, leaned forward and blew out the small candle in front of you. The others cheered and snagged their own cupcakes before you could even take the candle out of yours.

“Merci, Lafayette~” You smiled gratefully when he took a seat beside you, after shooing away Alexander to sit on the loveseat with Laurens.

“It was no problem, beauté; anything for ma belle fille…” He reached for the cupcake you were eyeing before and dipped his finger in the icing. You gasped and placed a hand over your heart, a look of fake hurt on your face.

“Gilbert, how dare you! I… I thought we had something special…” You wiped an imaginary tear from your eye and sniffled. He giggled mischievously, licking the icing from his finger.

“Oh, don’t worry dear, you are my le seul et unique~!” He placed the cupcake on the table and pulled you on his lap, which was quite easy for him since you were about half his size. You squirmed for a moment, but when you realized he had a strong grip on you, you surrendered.

He smiled when you pouted playfully, and then picked up the cupcake again. He stuck his finger in the icing again, this time placing it in front of your lips. He winked suggestively, successful in making you blush and look away for a moment. You hesitantly held his wrist, placing his finger in your mouth and quickly licking the rich cream from it.

When you practically ripped your lips off of his finger when you were finished he laughed and pulled you further onto his lap.

“You American girls are très mignon!(very cute) Especially you, mon petit gâteau~” You groaned and hid your blushing face.

“Do you do anything but embarrass me and call me cute names in French..?” You mumbled, making everyone else to laugh. Lafayette kissed your cheek and twirled a strand of your hair around his fingers.

“Oh, don’t pretend you don’t like it~” You sighed and leaned into him, closing your eyes.

“Of course I do, you big French sap…” You muttered, taking one his hands and holding it with both of yours.

Lafayette and the boys were in your home for the rest of the day, giving you presents and celebrating with you by eating all of the treats you had in your cupboards. You had a bit of a netflix binge at the end of the night, but you had everyone to enjoy it with you. Especially your French baguette of a boyfriend.

Translations:

beauty

my beautiful girl

one and only

very cute

my cupcake

anonymous asked:

Not gonna lie dude, you kinda scare me. Like if I met you in real life, I'd probably find some excuse to leave without offending you (because that's just rude) or at the very least, I probably wouldn't really talk to you because I'm not very outgoing and you seem intense.

The problem with that plan is that I have a tendency to find the quietest person in the room and just hang out with them for a bit because It’s not a great party until everyone is having fun.

anonymous asked:

I'm so sorry for bother you (and for my english) but in the recent chapters it's been stated that Kaneki uses "kimi" to referring Hide and "anata" for Arima. Which he uses for Touka, or Shuu? And what do you think about this? In Japan it's really important the use of this pronouns? Thanks so much!

Well, the meaning of pronouns really depends on the speaker’s relationship to the person they’re talking about. Usually Japanese people avoid using any 2nd person pronouns if at all possible. As opposed to English, it’s way more polite to use people’s names when talking to or about them. Kaneki, being a polite lil bun, most often just does that (Touka-chan, Tsukiyama-san). I don’t actually remember if he uses any other pronouns for them. 

How do I explain it… if he called Touka “kimi” it probably would have come off as condescending or snobbish, but “Touka-chan” sounds nice and close. I don’t really remember if he called Hide “kimi”, but if he did, it would sound standoffish instead, because they are both men and close friends.

When Kaneki uses “anata” for Arima in chapter 73, it’s just plain rude, since Arima is his superior at work and older than him. In the same monologue he also calls him “Arima-san”, which is polite. So the whole scene gives a feeling that Kaneki is very uncertain of his feelings towards Arima at that moment (and some of them are Angry Hurt Feelings).

ETA:  Someone pointed out to me that Kaneki used “kimi” for Hide in :re ch.68. In that scene, it sounds like “kimi” was used to add some gravitas. The sentence is constructed in a way that calls for a 2nd person pronoun, and “kimi” is more polite than “omae” (which Hide uses; it’s rude but between friends just indicates that they’re very close), and less polite than “anata” which would have been slightly too cold since they are close friends of the same age.

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