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im under 16 but i already know what i shouldnt do from hearing other people's regrets which worries me because I fear I'll do something worse
nah dont live in fear, u just gotta accept that ur views and opinions now are gonna change a lot by the time ur like 18. if i could give u a tiny bit of advice that id give my younger self- phrase more stuff like questions than statements. that way if ur opinion is very harmful and uneducated, ppl will answer it to fill u in without attacking u for stating it. so u learn better, while also dodging an emotional bullet of self loathing.
He doesnt want to tell anyone but Shiro as the older brother he is spreads the word but like, secretly, so keith thinks no ones going to know its his bday and when he wakes up BAM 💥 everyone surprises him with smol presents
lance feels kind of bad keith didnt tell him but he doesnt push him about it, instead hits the mall with allura and pidge and finds a rly cool sword for him.
lance also hands him an old fashion styled cd which reads ‘to mr grumpy pants from lancey lance’. its a mixtape of lances favorite songs!!! He tries to play it cool: ‘what kind of guy do you take me for? theyre classics’. theyre actually a mix of pitbulls and malumas hits along with some cheesy romantic 80s songs. perfect
at that, keith hugs him out of impulse and lance is so surprised at the gesture he almost doesnt hug back, but then he does and when keith pulls back he coughs and puts his hand on lances shoulder and looks into his eyes and says ‘thank you, man’ and gives him that soft Keith smile
Hunk goes: ‘like, can u guys, get a room’
pidge snorts: ‘a cd? seriously guys? what are we, animals?’
hunk bakes him his favorite cake!! and also hugs him V TIGHT because thats hunk <3
coran sings him a kind of weird altean bday song and everyone claps !!
allura gives a soft speach which ends up in hunk tearing up and a big group hug
pidge gives him a mcr tshirt she found on the same store they got kaltenecker. She says: ‘emo, to match your soul’. keith gives a soft laugh and puts it on over the one he was wearing
Shiro tells embarrassing older brother stories about Keith at the Garrison and the entire group ends up sharing stories of their own, a k a bonding !!
keith tried to play it cool at first but eventually feels so happy he ends up crying tears of HAPPINESS