that's tight!

me in the future
  • my kid: mommy will you sing me a lullaby?
  • me: sure sweetie
  • me: Yekaterina ๐Ÿ‘„ Petrovna ๐Ÿ‘  Zamolodchikova ๐Ÿ“ข but your dad ๐Ÿ‘จ just calls ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ฒ me Katya๐Ÿ˜˜ I'm the bright ๐Ÿ’ก red scare ๐Ÿ‘น with the long ๐Ÿ† blonde hair ๐Ÿ’‡ always keep them ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฑ coming back for more ๐Ÿƒ you're a basic ass hoe ๐Ÿ’ฆ and it's your time โฐโณ to go so bitch ๐Ÿฉ let me show ๐Ÿ‘‰ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ the door ๐Ÿšช cause it's me ๐Ÿ‘† who's getting laid ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ and I'm always getting paid ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฐ the only high class ๐Ÿ‘‘ Russian ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ whore ๐Ÿ˜œ I'm a scorching ๐Ÿ”ฅ hot ๐Ÿ’ฆ mess ๐Ÿ—‘ in a skin ๐Ÿ˜ tight dress ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘› that's a rash ๐Ÿ˜ท not a herpes sore ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Lenin ๐Ÿ‘ด in the streets ๐ŸŒด Dostoyevsky ๐Ÿ“š in the sheets ๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿ‘ฃ baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ are you ๐Ÿ™ ready for this cold โ„ war โš”โ˜  Katya ๐Ÿ’‹ Zamo ๐Ÿ’Œ lodchikova ๐Ÿ˜
this dream is short but this dream is happy
—  Kiss of the Spider Woman by Manuel Puig
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If there’s a bison miraculous it should go to Kim, just saying… cause he’s bi and he’s my son

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sneak peek of how lucifer’s thought process went when he tried to act like cas around dean

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The fact that all of their lives are literally on hold just breaks my heart. They’re all just living each day, counting down the minutes until they can talk to each other again

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these are kind of old and kind of blurred but. 

full offense i just want everyone to know that i will forever hate the grand majority of the one direction fandom that tore liam to fucking shreds when he gained back weight after renouncing his unhealthy workout routine + meal skipping but gave harry nothing but endless support and love when he started to do the same 

lostin-the-transition  asked:

Okay! First of all, I love your hcs and fics so much, and I'm such a happy and proud potato that you keep your blog up-to-date through everything! SO what if MC switched bodies (somehow) with the people of the RFA+V+Saeran? SFW or NSFW, it's up to you. Much love!

This might be a little short, def ooc, and not completely on the NSFW side, but I thought this would be a good chance to have something a little silly/funny on the blog! Much love to you too!!

(Lets also say that they’re dreaming or something like that for an excuse habfhsdbfhs I’m so bad when it comes to these plots)

All panicking aside, these folks may do a few weird things.

Zen would probably want to view himself from ‘your’ eyes- Getting an actual outside perspective of himself and loving it (also making some notes on what he could do to tone up a bit more, new ways to style his hair, etc). When if came to your body, however, he wouldn’t know what to do with his hands. For one, he would really, really, want to touch a few certain areas, but the look you give him when he’s quietly thinking about it scares him into forgetting the thought right then and now. Besides, he’s too much of a gentlemen to actually follow through those thoughts…

Yoosung would probably panic the whole day, and not just for your sake either. He’d be so worried about how you would think of his body. Is it weird??? Are you…Are you looking at–Aah! He’s panic so much. He’d want to be with you the whole time the ordeal was going on, just so he knows you’re not looking at him naked and critiquing his body. As for yours, he would have such a hard time changing clothes. And don’t even get him started on your bra- He tried putting on a shirt with his eyes closed and nearly died when he realised he was forgetting it.

Jumin wouldn’t leave your side. He’d be very worried about how you would present him. He would know that you would have a different air about you, and he needs to keep his reputation. Not that he doesn’t trust you….But he knows you. You haven’t grown up with the years of training he has on etiquette and presenting yourself. You’re still lost on his lifestyle, so he would stay by your side, acting so stoic in your body it gives you some weird vibes. But, granted, he wouldn’t let his mind wander about your body at all.

Seven would probably jokingly encourage you to mess around with his body, joking about how you two can really switch the roles up. But, silliness aside, he would be a bit weirded out. Very weirded out. If you even took his jacket off he would whine a bit, wanting you to cover himself back up. I mean it’s one thing when he decides to undress for you, but you in his body seeing himself from his perspective…Too much!!! He might practice taking off your bra a bit…How does that one latch always get stuck???

Jaehee would be pretty uncomfortable. She might think it’s nice to not have that weight on her chest all the time, and her hair longer, but seeing how she looks to other people would just be so weird. She’d be constantly frowning, walking around ‘you’ and thinking about a few ways she needs to adjust herself (Maybe getting a skirt thats a little less tight, different colored stockings….). After you try to give her some encouraging words (and failing due to the general weirdness), she’d calm down a bit….but definitely would be researching ways to reverse this

Saeran is not coming out of his room. No. Nope. Never. Not until he gets his own body back. And he would nearly want to force you to do the exact same- Do Not make a fool out of him, please god. He would die. Would he want to view your body? Probably. But he would be so creeped out by the whole thing he would just lay in bed and try to sleep it away, or just ignore it to the best of his ability.

V would probably be too shy to stay with you in the room. He’d frown about how his hair can be sometimes (”I never realized how much it nearly covered my eyes…”), and a few other details, but he would never, ever, let his hands stray over any strange areas for too long. He’d be a bit confused on what exactly is happening, why this even happened in the first place, but he’d focus on calming you down first, if he can. (Though he might ask you to make sure to brush his hair if you absolutely need to go out).


(If this was a dream, I’d like to imagine the RFA and Co waking up in a cold sweat, wondering what the fucking hell they just dreamed about.)

How each group member hugs:

Requested

Originally posted by omgkcjade

Daryl 
He isn’t the one who hugs a lot or everyone, but when it comes to you he would do it without any doubt. When he would feel the emotions suddenly washing over him he’d sling his arm around you, hug you really tight and bury his face into your shoulder while loving to feel you that close

Maggie  
Doesn’t matter if it’s out of happiness or the need to comfort you, she’d hug you tightly mostly just enjoying it quietly but also often, especially when she’s hugging you to comfort you, tell you soothing words to make you feel better

Tara
She hugs real warmhearted and when she hugs, she wants you to feel how important you are to her and would love to see your smile after the hug just as much as the hug itself 

Abraham
When he’d feel like hugging while he’s standing before you, he’d smirk before grabbing you and holding you tight. He’d not just love feeling your body that close, he would love even more to feel you sinking into his arms and letting go of everything

Carl
When he would hug you, he wouldn’t just love the feeling of you being in his arms, he would also love the feeling of you hugging him back and wouldn’t even mind when his sheriff head would fall off when you would hug him unexpected

Father Gabriel
He’d be a little insecure and would want to wait for the right moment to not catch you off-guard. When he would feel like its the right time he would hug you first lightly but feeling you hugging back would give him more confidence to gently tighten his embrace to feel you closer

Glenn
Whenever he would hug you or you would come up to hug him, he would happily smile while hugging you and would, before letting you go, back a little away to look at you and see you smiling back at him

Rosita
Besides not being someone who hugs everyone directly, when she would hug, then you could be sure that she does that because she really likes you and appreciates you and thats something the tight hug would let you know

Eugene
He’d be a bit shy when it comes to hugging, but when he would feel the strong impulse and would actually get overwhelmed with feelings he would step towards you to suddenly hug you and not let go of you for a good while 

Carol
She’d mostly hug you out of an sudden impulse she gets, especially welcome hugs after longs and risky runs you return from would be really warmhearted caused by the emotions that would overwhelm her and would make her smile against your shoulder 

Morgan 
Whenever he would hug you, he would love the feeling of giving you comfort and safety while holding you tight and sometimes slightly swing you in his arms or just stand there with you doing nothing but holding you

Rick
He would come up to you already with open arms when he’d see that you both feel like hugging and would take you into his arms and hold you tight while loving to know that he makes you feel safe

Sasha
She would look and smile at you before opening her arms and hugging you while pulling you closer to her body and would smile when she would feel you hugging her back

Michonne
When she would hug you, she would hug you tight and would enjoy every second of you being that close to her and would later slowly let go of you to take your face between her hands and smile at you


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