that's the sound of me regretting nothing

Reading books like: Okay nice story, but isn’t this supposed to be about romance? Where is the love interest?… Are you telling me it’s a girl?!?… Straight people everywhere, help…. why can’t he and his best friend just admit their love for each other… Why the heck is he kissing that girl now? What about your best friend your totally in love with?… Wait, is this guy straight? Sounds totally fake… even more straight people… what the fuck is this… More kisses with that girl, gross… okay I’m out of here… thought it might be good, but this is frightening… so many straight people… I’m going back to my fanfictions…