now that people are going mad with clara/ashildr adventure headcanons things i need to say about that
it shouldn’t be like a classic doctor/companion relationship
first of all, well, clara isn’t the doctor. she’s in a position that’s similar to the doctor’s in many ways, and she imitated the doctor before, but she’s not the doctor
ashildr. ashildr is billions of years old. she’s infinitely older and wider and more experienced than clara (and the doctor). in many ways she can actually be the doctor to clara than clara the doctor to her
BUT, after being forced to take the slow route for all those billions of years - to watch the universe decay and die - she can finally get what she asked from the doctor so long ago - the tardis, the fast lane, a way to choose her own path. so she’s experiencing something new - which must be so incredibly rare for a being that’s as old as her - so while she’s so wise and experienced, she should still have this excitement, maybe even childlike wonder, that companions get to have
clara’s brand new to immortality, and ashildr helping her cope with that is a thing that should absolutely happen
then again, ashildr’s brand new to time travel adventuring, and clara’s the expert here
what i’m trying to say
this is a uniquely balanced relationship, maybe even more than what clara and the doctor used to have. they’re both each other’s teacher and each other’s student. their story is incomparable to anything else, and it’s their own
Who was the one to propose: BOTH. They proposed at the same time. Who stressed more over wedding planning: Jason Who decorated the house: Grover. Who does the cooking: Jason tries but they eat a lot of take out or instant food. Who is more organized: Jason. Who initiates bedroom fun: Percy. Who suggested kids first: Thalia. Who’s more dominant: I feel like they’d fight for it a lot. Who’s the cuddler: Percy.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:. Jason/ Percy What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: dESTROYING EACH OTHER IN VIDEO GAMES
Who cooks: already answered yo
Who comes home drunk at 3am: Percy Who kills the spiders: they both do. Who falls asleep first: well, probably Jason. A head canon: they cosplay together. Their relationship summed up in a gif:
Do they have any “rituals”?: they make bets and try to outbro each other. Who is louder?: Jason Who is more experimental?: Percy Who takes more risks?: Percy Do they fuck or make love?: both Lights on or off?: off Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Jason because he rarely does it and when he does he isn’t that careful, tbh. Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Percy. Who comes first? Percy. Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Jason for both. Who is more submissive? depends. Who usually initiates things? Percy. Who is more sensitive? Jason. Who has the most patience? Jason. Which kinks do they share?: biting, hair pulling, etc.
Yo if you're cool with doing the ship meme for Percy/Kash I mean I know it's a rarepair but what do you think?
I gotta be honest it’s not really something I’ve considered. I think they’d have similar senses of humor, and would probably be impressed with the other’s skills? And they have a shared understanding of what it is to be haunted by the past. Plus, Percy comes from money and Kash seems to be into that. So, 8/10.
Kash tells people he’s dating Percy for his inheritance. No one believes him.
Percy has always been impressed by people who can heal, and he knows there’s a darkness in Kashaw’s past but the good he does in spite of it makes him strive to be a better person. Kashaw, in turn, tells Percy that striving is the best anyone can do, and his mistakes do not define him.
Kash’s cat and Percy Do Not get along. Kash thinks this is hilarious
Sometimes they compare scars. They don’t use the word, torture, but they both know the truth. It makes the bad days better
Of course, most of the time they wholeheartedly ignore their demons and just snark at each other, and it’s practically a spectator sport. Scanlan keeps a running tally, and no one is quite sure how the point system works but they’re neck-in-neck anyways
I wish I could be as mature as you are when your fave is dating.. I mean.. I think in a while I will be shipping them.. Celine seems to be a sweet girl and Niall really deserves someone nice and to be in love etc.. But I am upset (as silly and ridiculous and not fair this sounds).. 😰
I think it’s the shock to all the Niall girls as much as jealousy. Literally zero warning on this just bam loved up pics show up. Just give yourself some time to get used to the idea, I’m sure you want Niall to be happy so you’ll come to appreciate that. Imagine how great she is if he’s willing to go public like this.