that's the reason for all the green

danielxcutter  asked:

*facepalms* Oh, I get it! The reason for the trait pairings were complementary colors! And that's why the Determination and Patience pair didn't work out as planned - the others were paired with their complementary color of PIGMENT(red, yellow, blue), but red and cyan are complementary colors of LIGHT(red, green, blue)! That's why Determination also went okay with Kindness, the green trait! Oh my god... you're a genius!

Mwahahaha

Yep XD

This is also important for a future thing that explains something you all have seen a lot actually.

P.s. I’m still out ofthe country so I can’t respond to a ton of things. I’ll be back Friday

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: It's the summer of 2001. Joe meets Patrick and he's like, "Yo. I know about music." And Patrick's like, "Yo. I know more about music." "That's impossible. D'you wanna start a band?" And Patrick's like, "... Yeah, that's cool." and then he's like, "Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!" And then, they met at Patrick's house. So Patrick's wearing shorts, and socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some fuckin' reason. They start playin' music together. They're like "Oh, let's play some fuckin' covers from some other bands." It was like Green Day... and fuckin' Misfits... and fuckin' Ramones... Pete said to Joe, "Yo, we gotta change this shit up." "Yo. We played all these bands, let's play shit from Fall Out Boy." And so Pete and Patrick are like "Yo, that's dope. But we need a fuckin' drummer!" Because Patrick's playin' drums and he's a singer! And Patrick's like, "Yo, I got a soul voice." And they're like, "Wait, how do you have a soul voice?" And he's like, "Yo, watch this: YEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEaAAAAHHH!" And they're like, "Oh my god, that sounds like soul!" So they put it in a song, and it was like, "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIIING?!" And then they're like, "Yo, that's fuckin' perfect. This is Fall Out Boy." And they made records like Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it... with your ex-girlfriend. It's called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like "Yo, what the FUUUCK! Yo. this is gonna be fuckin' dooooope!" So they made a record, and it was called Take This to Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like, Josh Freese... Neil Peart, the dude from Toto... The fourth one was like the guy from like Papa Roach or something. And they're like, "Yo, we need Andy Hurly. Andy Hurley. Take This to Your Grave. Fuckin' record it." And he did it, and he killed it, and he was like bigadigalulululululuPSSHHH! Killin' the skins! Tappin' the skins, tappin' the rim. Playin' the shit. Killin' these bitches. Wrappin' it out. (You're getting a fucking tattoo right now! What the fuck is going on?!) "We should get signed to Fueled by Ramen. 'Cause these guys know wha the fuck is goin' on." They were like, "Yo. If you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin' hard. We will sign you guys." he was like, "Yo! We got this record that's fuckin' dope, dude! It's called Take This to your Grave. And it's called From Under the Cork Tree, and it's gonna be fucking huge. And then Patrick's like, "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic, these are three songs that are gonna make the album, it's called - **burp** - it's called Thanks for the Memories, Twenty Dollar Nose Bleed, and Sugar We're Goin' Down. And they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts, like one, two, three! Three two one! Three four five six seven eight nine teeen! Ten to one! From Under the Cork Tree sold like four million records... ten million records.! ...fifteen million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record! And Patrick is like, "That's GOooOooOooOooOooOooOd!" pete was like, "Yo, FUCK YOU! I can do whatever I want!" Joe was like, "...yeah, it's cool man, whatever. I don't give a shit." And then Andy was like, "...eh...cool." And Pete was like, "Makeup is fuckin' great for a guy. Because, it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lotta times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I wanna make sure that everybody thinks that guys are beautiful." **cut to Brendon spitting for 30 seconds** (shutthefuck - oh, fuck... alright, alright.) Pete was like, "Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic!" And then I saw the dick pic and I was like, "Eh, it's not bad." It's not a bad dick. Let's be real. We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us. They were so pissed! They were like, "Yo, fuck you guys!" They're like, "YO! Panic has the fucking cover of Rolling Stone? Yo, FUCK these dude! We're gonna go fucking miles above! We're gonna hit every fuckin' continent there is known to man!" But they didn't! Because they missed a second of time. Apparently. They were like, "Oh, shit, we got every continent!" But they didn't actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like, "what the FUCK?!" Oh, you didn't make the continent.. It's like fuck you! So, From Under the Cork Tree happens, we fuckin' have three, four years of awesomenes.s... Like, people are cumming on themselves, 'cause it's so big. **people talking in the background, Brendon spills/pours beer on himself** Alright. So Fall out Boy was like, so Patrick's like, "Yo, we're gonna name this record from uru - From Under the Cork Tree and from inity-isf - **laugh** From Infinity on High. Pete was like, "Yo. Folie a Deux means the theatric of two." Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Fall Out Boy was like, "Yo, we gotta take a break." Meaning, Pete was like, "Yo. We gotta take a break, bruh." And Patrick's like, "I need time for my music. OOHH!" And Joe's like, "Yo. I need to find the fuckin' art, dude. I gotta find some fuckin' meau-metal." And Andy's like, "I'm just gonna play with some fuckin' metal bands." And they're like, "Alright. This break's been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long." Three and a half...? "We gotta fuckin' come back, man. We gotta come back strong." (You took my beer away! What the fuck? **someone in the back: You poured it all over yourself! You poured it on yourself, man.**) "We gotta make this shit legit, it's gonna be fuckin' dope. It's gonna go fuckin' sky high. We're gonna make a fuckin' record that sails the skies. We're gonna call this record... Save Rock and Roll." So they made Alone Together, Light 'Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix. And everybody's like, "What the fuck? You're workin' with this guy who fuckin' recorded Avril Lavigne and Pink..." (There's p - what the fuck is on my shirt, did I puke on myself? **people in the background telling him he poured beer on himself** oh, god...) Pete was like, "Yo, we're gonna end up on a tour with Panci! At the Disco and Twenty Pilots." And that's all. That's all that matters. And that's just how the fuckin' story goes.
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*heart eyes* uh oh.

so Giancarlo, who works on svtfoe also worked on green lantern. And THIS character’s design caught my attention for some obvious reasons..(I wonder what lol).

kimjongdeah  asked:

Hey sorry for disturbing. Could you please do a BTS reaction to someone with curly hair and green eyes? If not then that's okay but it would be great If you do.

Ayy, you aren’t disturbing at all! I have requests open for a reason lol. Thank you for Requesting!


Rap Monster:

*Would go up to the person and try to act smooth (lol classic rap mon)*

Originally posted by bangthebae

Jin:

*Would think that the person is worldwide beautiful*

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Suga:

*Would act like he wasn’t interested but would actually think the person was beautiful*

Originally posted by nnochu

Jhope:

*Would instantly fall in love*

Originally posted by nnochu


Jimin:

*Would steal glances at the person/constantly looking at them*

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

V:

*Would find the person very intriguing*

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jungkook:

*Would be very embarrassed/shy around the person*

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Oops
  • Teacher: *giving a lesson to the class*
  • Me: Okay, time to pay attention
  • My Brain: It's the summer of 2001. Joe meets Patrick and he's like, "Yo. I know about music." And Patrick's like, "Yo. I know more about music." "That's impossible. D'you wanna start a band?" And Patrick's like, "... Yeah, that's cool." and then he's like, "Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!" And then, they met at Patrick's house. So Patrick's wearing shorts, and socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some fuckin' reason. They start playin' music together. They're like "Oh, let's play some fuckin' covers from some other bands." It was like Green Day... and fuckin' Misfits... and fuckin' Ramones... Pete said to Joe, "Yo, we gotta change this shit up." "Yo. We played all these bands, let's play shit from Fall Out Boy." And so Pete and Patrick are like "Yo, that's dope. But we need a fuckin' drummer!" Because Patrick's playin' drums and he's a singer! And Patrick's like, "Yo, I got a soul voice." And they're like, "Wait, how do you have a soul voice?" And he's like, "Yo, watch this: YEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEaAAAAHHH!" And they're like, "Oh my god, that sounds like soul!" So they put it in a song, and it was like, "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIIING?!" And then they're like, "Yo, that's fuckin' perfect. This is Fall Out Boy." And they made records like Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it... with your ex-girlfriend. It's called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like "Yo, what the FUUUCK! Yo. this is gonna be fuckin' dooooope!" So they made a record, and it was called Take This to Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like, Josh Freese... Neil Peart, the dude from Toto... The fourth one was like the guy from like Papa Roach or something. And they're like, "Yo, we need Andy Hurly. Andy Hurley. Take This to Your Grave. Fuckin' record it." And he did it, and he killed it, and he was like bigadigalulululululuPSSHHH! Killin' the skins! Tappin' the skins, tappin' the rim. Playin' the shit. Killin' these bitches. Wrappin' it out. (You're getting a fucking tattoo right now! What the fuck is going on?!) "We should get signed to Fueled by Ramen. 'Cause these guys know wha the fuck is goin' on." They were like, "Yo. If you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin' hard. We will sign you guys." he was like, "Yo! We got this record that's fuckin' dope, dude! It's called Take This to your Grave. And it's called From Under the Cork Tree, and it's gonna be fucking huge. And then Patrick's like, "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic, these are three songs that are gonna make the album, it's called - **burp** - it's called Thanks for the Memories, Twenty Dollar Nose Bleed, and Sugar We're Goin' Down. And they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts, like one, two, three! Three two one! Three four five six seven eight nine teeen! Ten to one! From Under the Cork Tree sold like four million records... ten million records.! ...fifteen million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record! And Patrick is like, "That's GOooOooOooOooOooOooOd!" pete was like, "Yo, FUCK YOU! I can do whatever I want!" Joe was like, "...yeah, it's cool man, whatever. I don't give a shit." And then Andy was like, "...eh...cool." And Pete was like, "Makeup is fuckin' great for a guy. Because, it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lotta times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I wanna make sure that everybody thinks that guys are beautiful." **cut to Brendon spitting for 30 seconds** (shutthefuck - oh, fuck... alright, alright.) Pete was like, "Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic!" And then I saw the dick pic and I was like, "Eh, it's not bad." It's not a bad dick. Let's be real. We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us. They were so pissed! They were like, "Yo, fuck you guys!" They're like, "YO! Panic has the fucking cover of Rolling Stone? Yo, FUCK these dude! We're gonna go fucking miles above! We're gonna hit every fuckin' continent there is known to man!" But they didn't! Because they missed a second of time. Apparently. They were like, "Oh, shit, we got every continent!" But they didn't actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like, "what the FUCK?!" Oh, you didn't make the continent.. It's like fuck you! So, From Under the Cork Tree happens, we fuckin' have three, four years of awesomenes.s... Like, people are cumming on themselves, 'cause it's so big. **people talking in the background, Brendon spills/pours beer on himself** Alright. So Fall out Boy was like, so Patrick's like, "Yo, we're gonna name this record from uru - From Under the Cork Tree and from inity-isf - **laugh** From Infinity on High. Pete was like, "Yo. Folie a Deux means the theatric of two." Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Fall Out Boy was like, "Yo, we gotta take a break." Meaning, Pete was like, "Yo. We gotta take a break, bruh." And Patrick's like, "I need time for my music. OOHH!" And Joe's like, "Yo. I need to find the fuckin' art, dude. I gotta find some fuckin' meau-metal." And Andy's like, "I'm just gonna play with some fuckin' metal bands." And they're like, "Alright. This break's been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long." Three and a half...? "We gotta fuckin' come back, man. We gotta come back strong." (You took my beer away! What the fuck? **someone in the back: You poured it all over yourself! You poured it on yourself, man.**) "We gotta make this shit legit, it's gonna be fuckin' dope. It's gonna go fuckin' sky high. We're gonna make a fuckin' record that sails the skies. We're gonna call this record... Save Rock and Roll." So they made Alone Together, Light 'Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix. And everybody's like, "What the fuck? You're workin' with this guy who fuckin' recorded Avril Lavigne and Pink..." (There's p - what the fuck is on my shirt, did I puke on myself? **people in the background telling him he poured beer on himself** oh, god...) Pete was like, "Yo, we're gonna end up on a tour with Panci! At the Disco and Twenty Pilots." And that's all. That's all that matters. And that's just how the fuckin' story goes.

anonymous asked:

pls share your headcanons? And I do recommend watching voltron btw (although that's probably cause that's my current special interest)

I want to but I don’t have time until AP Hell™ ends 😭

Ok they’re all asexual because the idea of Space Aces is too good to just let go

Keith = gay ace fight me on this

Shiro = ace. C’mon he has a purple, white, and black color scheme what else would he be

Pidge = aro ace because she’s green and the aromantic flag is green and yeah

Hunk = pan ace because idk the word pansexual makes me think of yellow for some reason

Lance = bi ace because blue is the Bi Color™ and if you take out the l and the n you get ace so…

Allura = lesbian ace. If Disney won’t give me a lesbian princess I’ll make my own.

anonymous asked:

are you seriously saying gotham queerbaited you when they made a beloved villain gay even though he wasn't in the comics... or was it just bitterness that he got shot? cause well nobody seriously expected hetboy-nymga to fall in love with os lets be realistic. they never hinted nygma could ever fall for os he's always only shown interest in women. maybe you hoped the same way os hoped; in which case im very sorry for your loss

And these are all after isabelle was introduced the hype on the offical social media was even more extreme from april-early October

then they also uploaded this video with title # nygmobblepot   

within the show all of their scenes were verry romanticaly framed especially in episodes 3x04-3x06 even from ed’s side with him talking constantly with how much he is “ in awe” and “believes in him”  “would do anything for” 

even spouts riddles about love and draws hearts in his face and was even willing to put himself in harms way just to help oswald’s campaign

NOW lets break down the actual definition of queerbaiting according to wikipedia:

The term refers to what happens “when people in the media (usually television/movies) add homoerotic tension between two characters to attract more liberal and queer viewers with the indication of them not ever getting together for real in the show/book/movie”.

The term is used to describe a tactic where a queer relationship or character is hinted at to attract/appeal to the queer market, and then is denied, either modifying the character’s behavior (making them enter an opposite gender relationship), playing it off as a joke (sometimes a recurring joke or trope), or denying the assumptions (in interviews, panels and such) without modifying the character’s behavior.

1. they added plenty romantic tension between ed and oswald and hyped the hell out of it 

2.ed ended up torturing and shooting oswald and now confirmed that they are enemies because ed cant return oswald’s affections because oswald killed isabelle 

3.ed entered a relationship with isabelle causing the previous bullet point 

4. while cory and robin were originally all for the ship and often talked about how much they wanted and enjoyed it all with green and purple emojis as soon as the show started going south they started saying things like “oswald is just confused” and then most recently after monday’s episode cory tweeting that ed is “not queer” despite him never giving any indication that ed was straight and not bi or pan until after ed shot oswald 

this is an absolute textbook definition queer bait 

“ they never hinted nygma could ever fall for os he’s always only shown interest in women “ my ass they fully hinted he could fall for os thats the whole reason os fell for him and just because ed has only been shown in relationships with women dosent stop him from being bi get that straight until proven bi heteronormitve bullshit out of here 

PS fuck you 

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Starfleet Uniform Colors

Texting
  • James Potter to Why has prongs added evans? :
  • James: Lily you left your book at the house yesterday.
  • Peter: oooooo why was she at our house james. why.
  • James: she was studying with Remus you prick. Change the name of this group.
  • Sirius: No way you trashed our group by adding her. now you have to live with the consequences.
  • Sirius Black changed the group name to; James has a boner for Evans:
  • James Potter removed Sirius Black from the group:
  • Lily: what is going on?
  • James Potter removed Lily Evans from the group:
  • .
  • James: hey Lily you want to come over and revise?
  • Lily: you do a biology degree? I do history??
  • James: divorced. beheaded. died. divorced. beheaded. survived.
  • Lily: ...
  • James: I'm also ordering pizza for everyone.
  • Lily: I'll be there at 6.
  • .
  • Remus: Sirius you need to stop annoying Lily.
  • Sirius: what??? how dare you... Evans loves me
  • Lily: you piss me off Black
  • Sirius: betrayal...
  • Lily: i'm sorry but you took about a thousand photos on my phone of your newly done eyebrows and filled up all my storage.
  • Sirius: you should b honoured.... Remus would b
  • Remus: Sirius, I have to spend enough time with you showing me in person.. I really don't need pictures.
  • Sirius: you guys suck. I'm adding Jamie
  • Sirius Black added James Potter:
  • Sirius: you love my eyebrows don't you James?
  • James: of course Pads
  • Sirius: awwww see
  • Lily: but Sirius my phone isn't working because of your stupid eyebrows
  • James: fuck your eyebrows Sirius.
  • Sirius Black added Peter Pettigrew to the group:
  • Sirius: Pete, you like my eyebrows right
  • Peter: yeah i guess?
  • Sirius: haha! told you guys
  • Remus: ugh..
  • Lily: srsly
  • Peter: wait you've all been on a chat without me?
  • Peter: ...
  • Peter: hello?
  • .
  • James: Pete did you put my green jumper in the wash?
  • Peter: it was on the floor of the bathroom.. so yes I put it in the wash.
  • James: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THATS THE ONE LILY WORE AND IT SMELLS LIKE HER AND NOW IT WONT SMELL LIKE HER WHEN I WEAR IT.
  • Peter: have you considered therapy?
  • .
  • Lily: hey can I come over and steal some of your food? I'm broke and hungry... plus your house is really warm for some reason?
  • Remus: Okay, but i must warn you James is doing shirtless karaoke in the sitting room with Sirius.
  • Lily: thats okay.
  • Remus: Is it now?
  • Lily: be quiet and come open your front door.
  • .
  • Lily Evans to; I guess she's here to stay then..:
  • Lily: oh my word Sirius I just looked... my eyebrows look amazing
  • Sirius: I told you. Say it. I'm a genius.
  • Remus: Oh be quiet Padfoot.
  • Sirius: Make me.
  • James: ugh guys take the sexual tension somewhere else pleaseeee
  • Sirius: gladly.
  • James: NOT INTO THE ROOM NEXT DOOR TO ME
  • Lily: hahahahah
  • James: where are you right now?
  • Lily: coffee shop on the corner. Why?
  • James: because my house is no longer safe for my precious ears. I'm running away to find you.
  • .
  • James: oh my god shes so pretty
  • Peter: i know
  • James: and her eyes
  • Peter: I am aware
  • James: ugh and her hair
  • Peter: yup....
  • James: god she is so beautiful
  • Peter: so why aren't you telling her this?
  • James: don't be an idiot Wormtail.
  • .
  • Sirius: mooonyyyyyyyyyy
  • Sirius: moony my ray of sunshine
  • Sirius: light to my darkness
  • Sirius: hope to my dismay
  • Sirius: my brightest star
  • Sirius: mooooooonnnyyyyy
  • Remus: What.
  • Sirius: I love you.
  • Remus: ...
  • Remus: What did you do.
  • Sirius: I got jam on your jumper by accident... not a big deal i think i can clean it
  • Sirius: oh shit no i've made it worse
  • Remus: Fuck you do not touch anything I swear to God Padfoot. I'm coming home right now and stabbing you.
  • Sirius: I love you
  • Sirius: Remus?
  • Sirius: crap okay I'm hiding
  • .
  • Lily: Rem you're staring at Sirius' butt
  • Remus: He has a nice butt.
  • Remus: and nice hair.
  • Remus: damn I'm so gay for him.
  • Lily: I would hope so, you've been together for like two years now?
  • Remus: He has great eyes too..
  • Lily: James has nice eyes
  • Remus: :-) what
  • Lily: What? Me? What?
  • Lily: pretend i didn't just send that
  • Lily: my point is you're staring at Sirius' butt and the lecturer has noticed and is glaring at you.
  • Remus: oh shit.
  • .
  • James Potter changed the name of the group to; Party tonight and we are all going bitches get yourselves ready:
  • Remus: That's really how you're going to announce it?
  • Sirius: gets the point across, I like it
  • James: thanks pads
  • James: I've invited Lily too.
  • Peter: oooooooo
  • James Potter added Lily Evans to the group:
  • Lily: woo hoo party!!!
  • .
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'James got drunkkkkk af':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'Lily got smashed':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'and they totally kissed':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'like a proper snog alll nightttt longggggg':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'James wants to sleep with Evans':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'and now he finally knows Evans wants to bang him tooooooo':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'they in loveeeeeeeeee':
  • James Potter removed Sirius Black from the group:
  • Remus: He's not wrong though...
  • Lily Evans removed Remus Lupin from the group:
  • Peter: what no how did i miss this historical moment!!!!!
  • James Potter removed Peter Pettigrew from the group:
  • .
  • James: hey
  • Lily: hi
  • James: how you feeling?
  • Lily: okay i guess...
  • James: cool cool cool...
  • Lily: look about last night-
  • James: about last night
  • Lily: haha...
  • James: I'd do it again.
  • Lily: what?
  • James: I mean if you wanted to obviously! and not like drunk and sloppy like last night haha... but i would kiss you again... if you would want me to... I mean i know we're just friends and stuff but... you're really pretty is what I'm trying to say....
  • Lily: I'd like that.
  • James: what?
  • Lily: if you kissed me again.
  • .
  • James Potter added Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew to the group:
  • James: YESSSSS GUYS SHE SAID SHE WOULD TOTALLY KISS ME AGAIN IM KING OF THE WORRRLLLLDDDDDDDDDD
  • Lily: I'm still here.
  • James: :-)
  • Lily: :-)
  • This was inspired by another post like this i saw a while back, but now can't find, and from suggestion i recently got.
  • Send me in any other ideas!
idubbbz imagine part two

Ian breaks through his hazey dream with a sudden realization that he’s extremely warm, his eyes seek out the source of heat, finally landing on the source the events from the previous night flood back quickly. Your arm is over his chest, body pressed against his side, leg over his lap. you’re bundled in his clothes, and he finds your appearance appealing to say the least. Ian stretches a bit, and you stir beside him, Ian watches as your eyes flutter open… you look around the room calmly for a second, then at him. as all of the emotions, all of the memories, and all of the sensations gather up at once you catch a glimpse of the blue haze behind Ian. 9:45 am. you sit up instantly.

“oh God” you say stammering over Ian and off of the bed, you fall onto the floor and scan the ground for your clothes, theyre in a pile in the corner, soaked.

“fuck!” you yell, hands all over the desk, searching wildly for your keys, you remember setting them down at the door.

“what’s going on?” Ian asks, following you out, you hold up your keys.

“work” you say, running to the door.

“im uh, im late. i gotta go” you say, he looks surprised, and confused. you close the door. By the time you get home, change, and drive all the way to work youre an hour late, you offer to stay an extra hour after your shift technically ends, but your boss is lenient and amused that youre late. you are never late, you never let up on yourself either your boss notices how seriously you take your job. you’re pretty busy today, trying to make up for the hour you were gone, but your mind trails off every now and then, you cant help but be distracted by the images in your mind. The sensations are so fresh, the emotions are persistent on making your day a mess. you couldnt be too mad though, you were happy that everything panned out the way it did. the sudden burst of courage led you to a mesmerizing experience with someone important to you…

“excuse me?” you hear, distracted again, you try to push the thoughts from your mind, and focus on your work more. you push yourself and push yourself until you get a headrush. the lightheaded feeling hits you like a train and you find yourself outside on some picnic benches, staring at a tall cup of water and an apple. you cant think of eating anything else. you push through your work day and finally get to leave, you look out onto the familiar road and drive the way you do every day, back to your apartment. you throw your bag onto the couch, and plop down, taking a bit to relax.

“you home?” you hear at the door, you look up, Gwen stands there, smiling, holding a bag.

“i am” you say. “not sure if im alive though” you tell her.

“i have just the thing.” she says, walking in, kicking off her shoes as she shuts the door. Gwen moved in a while after you did, you became friends pretty quickly considering your track record with friends. you have alot in common, sense of humor, humbleness, style. Most importantly, the same taste in food. you watch as she pull sout two big bowls of take out mexican food.

“barbacoa with medium and pico de gallo” gwen hands you the food, taking out her own. your mouth is already watering just hearing those words.

“all I’ve had today is like a gallon of water, and an apple.” you say gwen shakes her head.

“thats not good for you” she says, gwen was gorgeous, curvy, long blonde hair, and the biggest blue green eyes youve ever seen. for some reason, she thinks your just as attractive.

“i didnt hear you come in last night” Gwen says, as she picks the remote up, and relaxes on the couch, everything from the previous night floods back to you.

“yea… i stayed over at Ians” you say quietly. you see gwen turn her entire body towards you, and sets the remote down without picking a show. you pick it up and click on some cooking show.

“really now?” Gwen says, you nod and shrug.

“no biggie right?” you say gwen laughs.

“come on, you’re frazzled, you’re telling me its just from work?” Gwen asks, you cant lie to her, and why should you? Gwen has always been accepting of you.

“we made out a little bit… i stopped it from going further, im not even sure he was into it. i dont know” you mutter out, you’ve been wanting to talk about it all day! now that you’ve got it out, the strenuous feeling in your chest is finally relaxing.

“wow! awesome good for you!” Gwen says “im sure he was into it how could he not be??” Gwen says, happy for you. you shrug.

“Ive known Ian since i was a pre-pubescent nightmare of a child… i dont see how he can see me in any other way” you tell gwen, the honestly of it hurts, putting it into words hurts a bit more.

“wel… how do you look at him?” Gwen asks, you blush instantly… Ian, he hasnt changed much, but at the same time… he has changed drastically.

“i… I’ve always preferred Ian. I feel like he’s changed alot, but at the same time, not at all he’s still the same Ian that would be nice to me when he came over to hang out with my brother… thats another thing, because I’ve known him so long it feels… corrupt” you admit. Gwen nods.

“well… i think maybe all it is… maybe you’ve changed” Gwen says, you look up, quizzical. Gwen nods.

“maybe its your perspective thats different now, you’re older, you see things differently.” Gwen says. you feel a bit selfish, you didnt even think about you being the obstacle. you sigh and nod, giving gwen a little smile. After you eat, and hang out for a while, gwen tell syou some stories about her and kevin, her boyfriend. after a while you both start to yawn, and decide you should turn in for the night. gwen went home, and you changed into your pajamas, staring at the clock in the dark. you sigh as it turns over to twelve thirty. he should be asleep now…you grab your phone and text Ian

“sorry i had to run this morning, had work, tough day talk soon?” you write, its pretty neutral, you set your phone on the nightstand and turn over, closing your eyes. your phone blares and you jump, the ringer is so loud! you scramble to grab it.

“h-hello?” you answer quickly.

“hey,  i was going to text you back but i am… messy. unboxing video, did i wake you?” Ian… you are suddenly shy, very shy.

“uh, no, not technically.” You answer, you hear a faucet turn on.

“liar, youre in bed arent you” he says, you huff a laugh.

“yes, but i wasnt sleeping” you say.

“what were you doing?” Ian asks, you stammer.

“well, i was texting you, i just-” you hear him laugh at your nervousness.

“alright alright, so i was thinking since you so rudely and abruptly deserted me, you could repay me by coming over tomorrow night with pizza” Ian suggests you feel your cheeks warm and know you’re blushing.

“are you going to be playing video games all night again” you ask trying to lighten the situation.

“no, it would be kind of rude to ignore you while we’re on a date” Ian responds. you feel your heart skip. you stammer to find words. ian gives off a chuckle.

“dont worry about the pizza, just be here around eight alright?” he says.

“uh… uh-huh” you manage. a little speechless.

“yea?” he asks, you clear your throat.

“youre not fucking with me are you?” you ask, wondering if its a cruel joke, you’ve always had a crush on Ian, so this just seems a little too good to be true.

“no, im not, honest. yea totally when you get here im just gonna be like “HA GOT EM!’ and some midgets are gonna come out and laugh at you… no, im not that much of an asshole.” Ian says, you laugh at the image and ian chuckles.

“alright go to bed now” Ian says, his way of saying goodbye.

“dont tell me what to do” you say.

“how dare you  question my authority” Ian says.

“i will kick your scrawny ass” you tease him

“scrawny! i am not scrawny! i just so happen to be a healthy adult thankyou very much” Ian defends himself.

“okay healthy adult, goodnight” you say, your voice softer now, soothing, sleepy.

“goodnight, ill see you tomorrow right?” Ian says, calmer as well.

“ill be there” you tell him. hearing the line click after a bit, you hang up and lay your phone on your pillow. you smile softly, happily as you fall asleep.

Everything youre choosing looks weird for some reason, the dresses are just, not you. too small, to bright, too…. too much. you sigh and fall back onto your bed.

“dont give up pessimist” Gwen coaches you. you look up at her and imagine a whistle hanging around her neck, a foam finger with your name and “#1 !!” written on it, a determined smile spread across her face.

“Im not a pessimist” you say, scooting up on the bed and relaxing, your hair is still wet from your shower. your second shower. gwen wanted to put make up on you but by the time she finished, you were horrified. you washed it all off. you sigh and try to think of the last time you were comfortable in a dress. probably the christmas party you were forced to go to, you wore a light blue dress with long sleeves, and you drank about six sweet peppermint drinks only to find out later, by the excessive vomiting, they had alcohol in them.

“thats it!” you say smiling, you dive head first into your closet and rummage through everything.

“i can wear a dress as long as it has sleeves! i have this nervous tick thing” you say to gwen

“ive seen you do it, you count to fives in your hand by squeezing your sleeves!” gwen says. you reach into your closet deeper and pull out a navy blue dress, its kind of short but it has sleeves that are perfect for tugging. you take off the uncomfortable dress and wiggle into the navy blue dress. looking in the mirror. it even fits perfectly. not too tight in the problem areas, and just perfect in all the right areas.

“you look great!” gwen says sitting on your bed. you grin, imagining her foam finger up in the air and her doing a touchdown dance.

you stare at the wood pattern in the door, the paint thats chipping off in the corner. youve been staring for a bit now, youve probably got the door memorized, but you cant find the courage to ring the door bell

“why ring the doorbell? when have you ever rung the doorbell?”  you remind yourself. you take a deep breath, and turn the knob, opening the door.

“hey, you ready?!” Ian is right there. you yelp and jump,hand to your chest. Ian laughs.

“jesus christ Ian! how long were you waiting there to scare me like that?!” you ask, he raises an eyebrow.

“i was just coming to the door to meet you outside, why? how long were you there?” he smiles, you blush.

“i just got here, of course” you say. looking up at him. hes dressed in one of his nicer shirts. a button up, and some nice jeans. you smile lightly.

“you look nice” you say he smiles.

“so do you, a dress huh?” Ian asks, looking at it, you blush.

“yea, i uh…” you stammer, great, you knew the dress was a bad idea.

“you look amazing” Ian says you look up in a flash, hes still looking down, you smile and Ian chuckles, closing the door behind him.

“were going out?” you ask.

“yea, we always get pizza. this is a date, it should be different right” Ian says, walking towards his car, you smile.

“yea i guess” you say, slightly nervous. you get in, and drive down into the city.

“im gonna date you so hard right now” Ian says, you giggle.

“you’re gonna be like ‘oh my god, i just go super dated man, im so dated. like how can i even be this dated wow thanks Ian for this awesome date” you laugh.

“knock it off youre gonna make my face all red” you say, Ian smiles feeling satisfied. you watch as he pulls in front of a small restaurant, and turns the car off.

“the mayflour?” you ask, Ian nods.

“You’ll like it” he promises, you get out and he rounds the car to meet you. the place is small, and dimly lit, the sun is setting outside making it even nicer inside. it looks warm and comfortable. theres no waiting line, or hostess to seat you. Ian leads you to a booth out of the way, and you sit across from him. All of the nerves come up and you try not to look him in the eye, looking around at the restaurant at the cute old timey stuff. Alot to do with baking, lost of old pictures.

“hey folks how ya doing” a woman approaches the table, shes wearing an apron, not a cheesy one, one that she actually uses.

“pretty well thanks” Ian says.

“alrighty great, can i start you off with some drinks?” she asks,

“sure, ill have a coke” Ian says, they both look at you, as you expected.

“ill have an ice water, please” you say she smiles and nods. handing you both a menu.

“ill be right back with that, and to take your order” she says smiling and walking off. you open the menu, but Ian takes it from you.

“trust me, theres only one thing youre going to want, and  after you have it its going to ruin everything else for you” Ian says, confidently, you smile and shrug.

“alright, but if your wrong youre gonna owe me big time.” you say Ian smiles and nods putting his hands up.

“alright, if im wrong, and you hate this specific item… you can… i dont know, paint me green entirely or something?” he offers, you laugh and nod.

“alright, deal” you say, with half a mind to say you hate it just to paint him green. the waitress gets back and you wait patiently for Ian to give up the secret.

“we will have two of your afternoon delight, please and thankyou” Ian says, the woman smiles.

“coming right up” she says. walking off, you smile and shake your head.

“all this secretive stuff is gonna make the disappointment even more disappointing yaknow” you say Ian rolls his eyes.

“you’re such a-” you cut him off

“pessimist?” you ask, he blinks and huffs a laugh.

“im not though, really” you say. wrapping your hand around the glass and looking at the ice, floating around inside the cup.

“i know youre not… just sometimes when it comes to yourself you can be… less that optimistic” Ian says, you glance up at him, who knew he was so observant… you smile.

“ i dont like surprises they give me anxiety” you tell him, he smiles and shrugs.

“guess youre gonna need some xanax then” Ian says, you both laugh and you feel yourself start to relax.

“you two are in luck, fresh out of the oven” you hear the waitress say, you smell it before you see it, sweet, buttery…? you look at the plate she sets in front fo the both of you. a large piece of blueberry pie with a scoop of ice cream on the side melting into the pie, the waitress sets a tall glass of milk by each of you.

“thankyou, so much” Ian says the waitress smiles and walks away. Ian gives you an i-told-you-so look.

“im allergic to blueberries” you say simply, and seriously,Ian pauses for a moment.

“no you arent!” he says, you smile.

“yes i am” you say giggling.

“Ive seen you eat blueberries you freaking liar” Ian says, you laugh and take a bite of the pie… Oh god… he was right… this is the best thing youve ever tasted! its sweet and flaky and delicious!

“huh?!” Ian says, taking a bite of his. you shrug and nod

“its alright” you say acting skeptical. Ian shrugs.

“alright then” he grabs your plate, you laugh and take it back, Ian laughs with you. you calm down and take another bite… mind trailing off.

“when did you see me eat blueberries?” you ask, a hell of a thing to remember.

“oh, oft, long time ago. i think… you had to be at least eleven?” he says. youre a bit surprised, that was quite a while ago.

“uh, your brother and i just got out of school so we were in the kitchen tearing it up looking for pizza rolls, and you were at the table arranging blueberries and pieces of strawberries one by one in rows, then eating them two at a time. two blueberries, two strawberries” Ian says, showing you on his plate by separating two blueberries and popping them into his mouth. you smile… its incredibly sweet that he would remember something like that, you feel your cheeks warm.

“you were borderline serial killer, it was really touch and go there for a while” Ian says, you laugh.

“shut up” you say smiling and blushing. “you know you keep saying things like that and someones going to believe you” you say, scooping a bit of ice cream into your spoon.

“what you dont think im serious?” Ian asks, you raise an eyebrow and give him a look. a look that says ‘i know you Ian’… Ian smiles and looks down at his plate.

“no, of course not… you always seem to know when im joking or when im lying dont you. honestly its one of the things i really like about you. It seems to be all i do anymore, joke around, be sarcastic, act stupid… but you know, when im not like that. you still like me when im not like that… right?” Ian asks, you blink, processing everything, a bit surprised.

“of course i do… i like just, spending time with you. even when youre droned out in your game world, it still seems to be fun somehow” you say Ian doesnt even smile, he seems transfixed on you, he looks away slowly, and you cant seem to rip your eyes away now. the drive back is a little quieter than the drive there, it seems as if the lighthearted tone of the evening has come to an end. Ian pulls up to his house and turns the car off.

“did you mean that?” he asks, you nod, tugging on your sleeves.

“thats really sweet of you” Ian says, you shrug.

“i dont know if its, anything of me, its just how i feel…” you say, trying to shoo it away.

“dont belittle it, its important… you’re important, to me. how you feel is important, i just want to know. i know youre afraid in a sense, but you dont have to be. we always told each other everything that embarrassed us” Ian sounded strange now, needful, he softly drug his thumb across the top of your hand, and you grasped it, holding onto his thumb. you take a deep breath and look at him.

“Ian carter, i have feelings for you, but if you make me profess them to your face every time i see you… ill die” you say, a smile creeps across his face and he chuckles shrugging.

“alright then” he says, the lighthearted feeling seems to be back. you lay your head in his lap while you both relax on the couch, you lit some candles while he was changing into more comfortable clothes.

“what about…. Hawaii” Ian asks, you scoff.

“too hot. i can barely stand L.A. I need to drink more water is all” you tell him, hes running his hand through your hair softly, mindlessly, but you know and youre loving it.

“okay… Idaho” Ian says, you laugh.

“whats even in Idaho?” you ask,

“potatoes” Ian offers, you laugh.

“how about Oregon?” you ask, ian seems to be contemplating it.

“the rain, the clouds, everything green all around you, i bet its gorgeous in autumn.” you say he huffs a laugh that moves your head.

“you seem like youve put alot of thought into this” Ian says, you shrug, moving against him.

“you dont think about where you’d like to end up, when everythings over?” you ask.

“like, when i die?” Ian asks, you shake your head.

“no… just when everything stops. when everything gets peaceful, and you get to relax and be happy. not just ‘oh things arent going wrong right now’ but happy, really happy” Ian looks down at you, admiring your face, the curve of your nose, the squint of your blink.

“thats a hard one” Ian says quietly. his eyes trail down from your face to your neck, he traces circles along your arm, and his eyes flit over your dress to your legs crossed. youre completely relaxed…you nod, and yawn a bit.

you lay down and tug at the blanket to cover you, watching as Ian lays down next to you. neither of you knew, but both of you kind of know what the other wants…. Ian leans in to kiss you, and you kiss him back softly. he leans into you, wrapping you into his arms. you feel the warmth start to build up and relax against him. you kiss him harder, with more meaning, a deep kiss. you break away first as the feeling that caught you off guard last time shoot forward.

“Ian…” a shaky breath escapes your lips, inches from his.

“yea…” he says, calming you you look up at his face in the dark, the only light coming from the white walls, and your eyes adjusting to the night. theres another feeling though, a feeling of need. not only that, you feel so much with Ian, so much for Ian. you feel safe, you feel comfortable, you feel cared for and you feel like you matter.. Ian makes you feel wanted, and secure, and you believe him when he says youre important to him because hes proved it for so long. you kiss Ian softly, and kiss down his cheek to his neck. Ian leans into your kiss softly and sighs, relaxing. your hands drift from his shoulders, to his sides, you tug a bit at his shirt but your still shy. Ian lets you pull it off, helps you get it all the way off, and kisses your neck as you feel his chest. you smooth your hands over his chest, and down to his sides, finally exploring the lower part of his belly. Ian breaks from your skin as you grip his pant-line. you nod your head softly, hair falling in your face. Ian rises a bit, and pulls his pants down, you feel your heart beat quicken as he lowers himself between your legs, he reaches up and gently pushes the hair from your face before kissing you sweetly. you feel him push forward and you let out a sharp breath. your back arches involuntarily and you soak in the feeling of him filling you. almost like an ache being relieved, the relief prolonged again and again with every thrust. you moan as he retracts, breath escaping you as he sinks back in, his lips land against yours and he kisses you deeply, pressing harder against you. Ians hand on your hip, and the other arm braced beside your head so he can kiss your lips, and drag his lips down to your neck. satisfying every inch of you.

“Ian… oh Ian…” you whimper, your eyes tightly shut, hands gripping his waist. you pull him into you again, and Ian moans into the curve of your neck. its a growl of a moan, it fuels your begging.

“please…. Ian… it.. it feels so good” you can barely manage the words as he drives into you again, and again, and again. you feel something building inside of you, as if every thrust from him into you, inflates a balloon more and more.  you dig your fingers into Ians skin, leaving scratches on his back, youre moving with him now unaware it was even happening.

“Ian… i… fuck..!” you groan, pulling him into you, Ian pushes hard and his mouth is at your throat again, flicking and nibbling. you feel the baloon explode, apparently it was filled with pure euphoria. wave after wave hits you, and you call out uncontrollably.

“Ian!!!” with each wave another sharp moan from you, another sharp cry, Ian feels you release and he calms to a stop. kissing you while you come down off the best high youve ever been on. whimpering with the sharp tiny waves of your orgasm. Ian searches the dark for your lips and kisses you through your whimpers, laying beside you and scooping you up, his harsh breathing matching yours. you feel so light, your skin feels electric and your lips are tingling with numbness. you let out a relieved sigh, youve never felt so satisfied before. Ian lays his head against yours, relaxing beside you.

“i…” you try to find words but you cant even express yourself, there are no words for this.

“yea, me too” Ian says, you turn and lay against his chest, very comfortable in his arms. you look down at his arm, hes really holding onto you, his veins are prominent, the way Ian is sculpted has never been so arousing as it is right at this moment. his naked body pressed against yours, after hes drove your body to its limit.  you start to breathe normally, and the high starts to thin out, though it never goes away.

“that was…” you begin “entirely too good…” you say Ian huffs a laugh against your hair, his eyes are closed.

“yea” he agrees, sounds like his sleepy voice starting to take over, a deeper voice. Ian traces circles over your arm, and slowly tugs at you, swiftly hes under you, and your lowering down onto him. an entirely new sensation. you brace yourself, hands gathered on his lower belly.

“fuck… a little warning next time maybe?” you say, eyes shut tight, trying to catch your breath while Ian laughs a bit.

“sorry…” he says, you open your eyes and look down at him, this position is uncomfortable, he can see you all up and down, youve got nowhere to hide.

“ive never…” you start but stop, you feel entirely to vulnerable.

“i figured” Ian admits. youd never been in this position before… youd never been in… any position before. but you werent sure if Ian had “figured” that as well. this was different though, after your massive orgasm you felt as if your muscles were being relaxed. Ian places his hands on your hips, guiding you, you move with every pull.he feels so much deeper now! before it had felt as if he was pushing you to your limit but theres so much more, you bite your lip.

“fuck…” Ian groans, you open your eyes, wondering if youre doing something wrong, but he looks as if hes in a trance. eyes dark and fixated on you. you realize that youre not the vulnerable one here, Ian is. you move your hips, grinding down into him he gives off a heated groan again, he looks as if he isnt in control anymore. you like it, you feel more confident now. you move more and more, grinding into him, sensations shooting through you, new ones, good ones. you cant help it anymore, you moan with every small movement you give. ian looks up at you, the way your sitting on him, arms in front pushing your breasts together, he can look at every bit of you now. the way you’re grinding is putting him in a frenzy, hes gripping you hard now, reaching up your side Ian throws his head back and you feel him push up into you.

“fuck!!!” he groans, you slow a bit, watching his face, feeling his grip. its a sharp pain, but its such a good pain. Ian groans, again, and again… draining himself. his hands soften against you, and his breathing gets harsh. your breathing is quicker too. it wasnt much work, but it was a new work out. you fall forward against his chest. he relaxes a bit, but his harsh breath doesnt stop.

“are you okay?” you whisper. somehow whispering seems right.

“perfect” he whispers back. you relax against him, and your eyelids feel too heavy, youre too comfortable not to fall asleep. soaking in Ians warmth, and soaking up all of the pleasure this night has brought you.

@girlwithsunsethair

  • me: *walks into an audition
  • me: Hi I'm Amanda I'll be doing a monologue for you today
  • me: It's the summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he's like "Yo, I know about music." and Patrick's like "Yo, I know more about music."
  • "That's impossible..Do you want to start a band?" and Patrick's like "Yeah that's cool." and then he's like "Yo this is a bookstore this is not a music store."
  • And then they met at Patrick's house. So Patrick is wearing shorts, and socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some f***ing reason, and Pete's there for some reason. And they start playing together, and they're like "Oh, let's play some covers from some other bands."
  • It was like Green Day, and f**in' Misfits, and f***in' Ramones. Pete said to Joe, "Yo, we gotta change this s** up. Yo we've played all these bands, let's play some s*** from Fall Out Boy."
  • And so Pete and Patrick are like "Yo, that's dope, but we need a f***in' drummer."
  • Because Patrick's playing drums, and he's a singer. Patrick's like "Yo, I got a soul voice." , and they're like "Wait how do you have a soul voice?" And he's like "Yo, watch this: YeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeAAAAAHHHHhaaaHHHEEaaH!"
  • And they're like "Oh my God, that sounds like soul." So they put it in a song, and it was like "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIiIIIIIiiiiIIIIiiiiiiiiGHT?"
  • And they're like "Yo, that's f***ing perfect, this is Fall Out Boy."
  • And they made records like Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it.
  • "It's called Evening Out With Your Girlfriend."
  • With your ex-girlfriend. It's called Evening Out With Your EX-Girlfriend. It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter.
  • And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe, and he was like "Yo, what the Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu**? Yo, this is gonna be f***in' dooooooope!"
  • So they made a record, and it was called Take This To Your Grave. They made it without a drummer, and they had like three-four drummers come in. The four drummer they had come in were like Josh Freese, Neil Pert, the dude from Toto, the fourth one was like the guy from like Papa Roach or something, and they're like "Yo, we need Andy Hurley. Take This To Your Grave. F***in' record it."
  • And he did it, and he killed it, and he was like "bigidalilililililila, pshhh." Killin' the skins, tapping the skins, tapping the rim, playin' the s***, killin' these b****es, rapping it out.
  • You're getting a f**ing tattoo right now, what the f** is going on?
  • We should get signed by Fueled By Ramen, 'cause these guys know what the f*** is going on.
  • And they were like "Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not f***in' hard, we will sign you guys."
  • Pete was like "Yo, we got this record that f***in' dooooooope, dude it's called Take This To Your Grave, it's called From under The Cork Tree, and it's gonna be f***in' huge."
  • And Patrick's like "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic, these are three songs that are gonna make the album, and it's called [BURP] Thanks For The Memories, 20 Dollar Nosebleed, Sugar We're Goin' Down."
  • And they made this record that was f***in' dope, and it f***in' hit on the charts like one, two, three, three, two, one, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten to ONE. From Under The Cork Tree sold like four million records- ten million records, fifteen million records!
  • And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick's like "That's GOOOooooOOOOD!" Pete was like "Yo, f*** you, I can do whatever I want!"
  • Joe was like "Yeah, it's cool man, whatever, I don't give a s***." And then Andy was like "Eh, cool."
  • And Pete was like "Make-up is f***in' great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful, which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful, and I wanna change that. I wanna make sure that everyone thinks that guys are beautiful."
  • SHUT THE F*** UP!
  • Oh f*** alright, alright.
  • Pete was like "Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic." And then I saw the dick pic, and was like "Ah, it's not bad."
  • It's not a bad dick, let's be real.
  • We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us and they were so pissed, they were like "Yo f*** you guys!" They're like "Yo, Panic! has the f**in' cover for Rolling Stone yo, f** these dudes, we're gonna go miles above, we're gonna hit every f***in' continent there is known to man."
  • But they didn't, they missed a second of time. Apparently, they were like "Oh s***, we got every continent." And they didn't actually hit it. Dude, and Pete was like "WHAT THE F***? 'Oh it's like you didn't f**in' make the continent.,' it's like F** YOU!"
  • So From Under The Cork Tree happens, we f***in' have like three-four years of awesomeness. Like people are comin' on themselves 'cause it's so big.
  • Alright so Fall Out Boy was like-
  • So Patrick was like "Yo, we're gonna name these records From Under The Cork Tree and From Infinity On High ."
  • Pete was like "Folie a Deux means the theatric of two."
  • "The madness of two."
  • Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
  • Fall Out Boy was like "Yo, we gotta take a break." Meaning, Pete was like "Yo, we gotta take a break, bro." and Patrick's like "I need time for my music. UHUHUHUHUH."
  • And Joe's like "Yo, I need time to find the f***in' art dude, I gotta find some me-metal."
  • And Andy's like "I'm just gonna play with some f***in' metal bands."
  • And they're like "Alright, this break's been like three years long-two years long-three years long-three and a half? We gotta f***in' come back, man, we gotta come back strong."
  • You took my beer away, what the f***?
  • "No, you poured it all over yourself."
  • "Yeah, you poured it on yourself, man, here."
  • "We gotta make this s*** legit, it's gonna be f**in' dope, it's gonna go f***in' sky high. We're gonna make a f***in' record that sails the skies. We're gonna call this record Save Rock And Roll."
  • So they made Alone Together, Light 'Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix, and everybody's like "What the f***? You're working with this guy who f***in' recorded Avril Lavigne and P!nk."
  • Is this pu-what the f*** is on my shirt, did I puke myself? Oh God.
  • Pete was like "Yo, we're gonna end up on a tour with Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots."
  • And that's all, and that's all that matters.And that's just how the f***in' story goes.

schniggles  asked:

as someone who has ARFID out the ass, I don't think I ever tasted garlic in naked green juice I think it's odorless? to me it tastes like apple juice but less cloying, probably because it is mostly apples. and I look fucking hardcore while I drink it

thats all cool, you do you. i dont think odorless means that it necessarily has no taste cuz i tasted it lol. i’m pretty sure i’m a supertaster like if something even has one gram of artificial sugar i can taste it, even before looking at the ingredients list. also bitter flavors are really strong for me so thats my lot in life

The signs as people on St. Patricks day

Aries: The one that goes all out, green body paint, clothes, everything

Taurus: Forgot about it, so quickly drew with a green marker on your hand

Gemini: Remembered and wore a green shirt

Cancer: One of the pinchers, pinching everyone not wearing green.

Leo: Annoying dude who keeps telling everyone it’s st. patty’s day repeatedly

Virgo: The person that for some reason decorated their house for it

Libra: The guy that uses it as an excuse to get drunk

Scorpio: The friend who has to help their half-drunk Libra friend

Sagittarius: The one Irish person thats offended of everything going on

Capricorn: Happy bc they got the day off from work/school

Aquarius: That one guy talking with a bad Irish accent

Pisces: Sad bc they have to work/go to school

Evolution of Lee Hong Ki’s hair

As much as i love Lee Hong Ki’s voice, I love his versatility and randomness.  It has been exactly one year since i became Primadonna (FTI fandom) and to track his career timeline, the best way is to keep track of his hair styles. You can see his evolution from a flower boy to a sensational (cute little) rock star.. or should i say Hongstar xP

Let’s start with FTIsland debut period. 2007. The Long brown ‘Lovesick’ hair!

He went a little emo the following year.

In 2009 we saw him take a little break from FTIsland for his acting comeback. Ahh… who can forget our adorable Jeremy. “You’re Beautiful” would have been nothing without Lee Hong Ki. He also became one of the few Korean stars who can really rock blonde hair!

Right after blonde he got his hair dyed grey.

Then orange. For ‘I Hope’-FTIsland.

Somehow by the end of 2009 we got this… (*cries*)

2010-11 wasn’t such a good year for FTIsland… and for Hongki’s hair!

Red? Seriously?  What were you thinking Hongki?

But then FTI totally owned 2012. Severely MV- Brown Wavy. I have a love/hate relationship with that hair. But he looks handsome anyway

I Wish MV- Curly Brown hair .Oh and the spiky hairband!

Along with nerdy look with little spiked up hair (I don’t know, It’s almost rare that kpop stars appear with this type of hair. They always tend to cover up their forehead. :/)

Beginning of 2013, he had this blonde hobo look for their MV Freedom. (My personal favorite xD)

He also expressed his love for Nail Art to the the public for the first time . Oh lord, his confidence is my everything!

Later that year he brought back blonde.(Madly MV)

*bonus*
*jaw drops* (trust me..it gets better from here!)

2014. A bumpy year for FTI. Not so much for HongKi and his hair.

It began with red hair (again) for his musical, Vampire where he played lead role, Dracula.

It didn’t suck this time, HongKi, you’re safe.

So after that this happened. Magenta.  Love it!

He also starred in another drama, Bride Of The Century where he played the typical rich hero who is always mean the poor heroine. LOL. We saw a handsome Hongki in black this time.

End of 2014 saw Hong Ki in Modern Farmer. (A really underrated comedy drama). Introducing dirty blonde.

Hehe it looks better when he got dirtier. (Cuteeeeeeeeeee)

2015 was THE YEAR for FTIsland. They finally released their self composed album(I WILL) in Korea. Best album till date!. Our Hongstar debuted Dull Green for the album cover.

And for the title song, Pray MV, dyed it Purple (tho the video was fully black and white) Seriously, the green one lasted only for 2 weeks or something!

Purple lasted for a little long tho. I have mixed feelings for this. And then he got pink dyed for their Japanese comeback, Puppy MV. (This was totally contrastic from their Pray MV. And I love it!)

Then he went back to green for some unknown reason. This time a little brighter.

Present: He got his first solo album released.FM302. Seriously it took him 9 years for that. But he claimed that he was never ready to go solo. And right now when he performs for all those music shows he says he gets a little lonely up on the stage without the rest four .(Awww!)

And (for now) he has gone back to the classics. Dark Brown. Check out Insensible MV ft. Park Shin Hye.

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So thats basically six hair colors in one year!

How can a man look good in almost all the hair colors? Is he trying to set a record or something?

So what’s next Hongki? Blue maybe?

@jungleejawani @fivetreasures @starryhong @ftlsland @ftpri-2ka-haha @lakkimi

anonymous asked:

6 valdangelo, 12 percico, 2 jasico, or 1 perjasico??? AAAA you don't have to do all of them, pick whichever one--

((i picked the percico and perjasico cuz thats too many sorry!!!))

12. “accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus”  (perrcico)

It’s a rainy day in Queens when Nico hops onto the bus. Its not horribly crowded yet, as he’s one of the first stops on this route, but all the seats are already taken. He doesn’t mind, and heads toward the back to just stand and wait till the bus clears out.

The bus gets moving again shortly. and stop by stop, becomes more and more crowded. Hardly anyone gets off, and by the time they’re half way through the route, the bus is packed. Nico’s heading all the way across town. so he know’s he’ll be standing a while, which is annoying but not the end of the world. He puts in his headphones to listen to some music and try to relax for the ride.

The shaky city bus rumbles around a turn, while he’s not paying attention, and before he even realizes, Nico falls over with a shrill squeak and is sitting in the lap of some poor guy who was sitting in the seat next to the spot he was standing in.

Fuck.

Nico scrambles to apologize but the guy is already laughing.

“Wow! at least let me by you dinner first buddy.” The older boy jokes lightheartedly. Nico is blushing bright red and struggles to get up and out the boy’s lap, but the bus is way to crowded and there’s no way he can stand up now.

“oh no…” He groans softly to no one in particular. his new seat-mate doesn’t seem perturbed.

“Welp, looks like you’re stuck with me, man. Heh, it’s cool, it happens. You can get up once some gets off.” He says kindly. He doesn’t seem fazed in the slightest, but Nico has all but died inside by now. He wishes to curl within himself while the bus continues moving and the guy he’s sitting on goes back to the game he was playing on his phone. Nico just tries to avoid looking at him, and desperately prays for more people to get off on the next stop. The young man under him speaks up once he beats that level.

“I’m Percy, by the way.” He says as he looks up at him and meets his eyes. Nico blushes. He’s fucking gorgeous honestly. His eyes are ocean-colored, and his dark hair frames his face so well. Nico has to take a moment before he‘s able to find his voice again.

“Nico. I’m Nico. and I am REALLY REALLY sorry. About sitting on you and all….” He says, squirming uncomfortably. Percy puts a hand gently on the small of his back and leans in.

“Trrryyy not to wiggle to much dude. Wouldn’t wanna make this more awkward than it already is.” He says quietly, moving his hand away. Nico is absolutely positive he has turned several shades of red, and is contemplating whether it would be better to just die on the spot, right now.

Percy pulls up his phone again, tilting it this time so Nico can see the screen. He’s opened up his photos and has a picture of a large dog pulled up, a deep-black hound of some sort. He’s grinning ear to ear.

“See that? That’s my dog! I just got her, her name is Mrs. O’leary. Shes huge but she’s super friendly. I have no idea what kind of dog she is, but I love her to pieces.” He says, before flicking to another photo, this time of the dog wearing a funny hat. Nico stops him.

“What are you doing?” He asks, competely confused about why he’s getting a personal slide show of this stranger’s dog. He loves dogs, but this is honestly just bizarre. Percy chuckles lightly.

“Well, were kind of stuck together for the moment, and you seem kind of incredibly nervous. Figured you could use a distraction?” He says, with a smile and a shrug. Well. He’s got a point. Nico nods gently, and Percy resumes his presentation of Mrs. O’leary in a variety of hats and strange situations.

Three stops later the bus is well clear enough for Nico to get up but he doesn’t notice. He’s to busy laughing at the dog wearing a Chia Pet costume. Percy sees that Nico can move freely now but makes no move to let him know. He decides to just enjoy this a bit more.

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((for this one you get the bullet points because i have SO MANY IDEAS and could probably fill a book with it))

1. Counselors at a terrible summer camp (perjasico)

- Percy, Jason and Nico are three counselors at Camp Olympia, each one heading a different cabin and a small band of middle-school aged children.

- Jason is the sensible counselor. You go to him when youre homesick, or when you need to learn how to tie a fancy knot. He’s a regular boyscout, that guy. He’s also fun as all hell to prank, and thats where Percy comes in.

- Percy is the counselor you go to when you want to do something fucking stupid, because not only will he let you get away with it, but he will probably help you. Looking to TP one of the girl’s cabins? He’s your guy.

- Nico, dear sweet Nico, is rumored to have killed a man. He’s the counselor you do not cross. If he said it’s lights out, it is LIGHTS OUT. He doesn’t need to give time outs or extra chores as punishments. He just levels you with that death glare and you get your ass in line. At least, thats what everyone who is not in his cabin assumes. But his kids think he’s amazing, and sometimes he sneaks candy into camp for them. And Jason and Percy already know he is a big softie who cant say know to kids at all.

- During craft hour, the three of them make each other matching bracelets with their favorite colors; green, blue, and black.

- Percy’s team always win’s at canoe racing and Jason is so sure he is cheating because that is just fucking impossible. The only reason they even care is because the winner always gets a kiss from Nico afterwards, when the campers aren’t looking.

- Nico strongly encourages naps, and his cabin kids can usually be found laying about in the field with him, not actually participating in anything. Nico refers to this as “nature observance hour”, but really he just falls asleep.

- the three of them like to sneak out of their cabins at night, after they do bunk checks and put the kids to bed, and go swimming in the lake together. and sometimes make out a little bit.

- Nico is strictly forbidden from telling ghost stories around the camp fire after he made that one kid pee himself. To be fair, he didnt think it was that scary, and he helped rush the kid back to the cabin to change.

- Girl campers always have crushes on Jason and Percy and wonder if theyre available and try to flirt with them, but little do they know Nico has both those idiots wrapped around his finger.

Let's talk about your music videos
  • Interviewer: the one that really blew my mind was house of gold. Were you guys wearing green screen pants for that one?
  • Josh: yeah it was green screen sort of uh... like a skirt
  • Tyler: a green skirt that we wore. I'm looking back now and Josh just wore his regular pants and just kinda a green cloth around his pants and that way they were able to, what is it called take out, you know after effects stuff make it look like
  • Interviewer: key it out
  • Tyler: key it out, that's what I was looking for! But um I realized halfway through the shoot for some reason I thought I needed to take my pants off and only wear the green skirt. But all day long all I had was this green skirt on. And I'm looking over at Josh and he had his green skirt and his green pants on and I just let it go. Then Marc shot the behind the scenes video and I'm realizing I'm walking around in a green skirt the entire set. (looks over at Josh) I don't know why you didn't tell me
  • Josh: Uh, I just, I uh liked it. I support this
  • Tyler: I was able to move around and nothing was restricting me to getting to my inspiration

anonymous asked:

What do you make of the season after Pentecost? Sometimes it seems hollow to me. I try to rationalise that Jesus' public ministry was brief and that this is when the church was forming and is a good opportunity to examine values but the nth sunday after can seem a little aimless

Full disclosure, I love Ordinary Time. (Ordinary time is the season after Pentecost and before Advent, and between Christmas and Lent. The majority of the Catholic calendar is spent in Ordinary Time.) The color of Ordinary Time is green—green vestments, white candles, songs about being called in the night and the Body of Christ. It lacks the glory of Easter or the waiting in the dark of Advent, but it is the most complete, the wholest of the Catholic seasons. Not just because it corresponds to the growth of the church, the establishment of our faith, but—

The seasons of the Catholic calendar for reflecting on the paschal play, they are also reflections of the seasons of our life. Everyone knows and feels birth, loss, redemption, grief, and purpose—so we celebrate those times beneath the auspices of Christ’s. But the majority of our life is spent in ordinary time; muddling through the regular, trying to find good and god in an average week’s work.

My old religion teacher used to say that anyone can be a Christian at Christmas, the true faithful are still there in July. And while I don’t exactly agree with that statement, I agree with the sentiment. Ordinary Time is unglamorous, it is full of work and sitting indoors on beautiful Sunday mornings, it’s about that early church, women and men sitting on someone’s floor and passing around a loaf of bread, a cup of wine, wondering what they had witnessed, how they would ever articulate it all. How they could tell people, without sounding possessed. (The Holy Spirit might have given them the gift of tongues, but it doesn’t make their story sound any saner.)

We celebrate time, the ordinariness of it. The gift of that.

And, if nothing else, the vestments are green, the candles are white, and we sing the old, joyous songs, about bodies and bread and being called. We wait for the next reason to celebrate.

  • Radio Host: Yo Iggy drop us a freestyle!
  • Iggy:
  • Iggy: Its the summer of 2001, Joe meets Patrick and he's like "yo, I know about music" and Patrick's like "yo, I know more about music" "that's impossible. Do You wanna start a band?" And Patrick's like "...yeah... that's cool." And then he's like " yo, this is a book store its not a music store!" And then they met at Patrick's house. And Patrick's wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin' drums for some fuckin' reason! And Pete's there, for some reason! They start playin' music together. And there like " oh let's play some fuckin' covers from some other bands!" It was like, Green day and fuckin' misfits and fuckin' Ramones! Pete said to Joe "yo we gotta change this shit up! Yo we've played all these bands let's play shit from Fall Out Boy." And so Pete and Patrick are like "yo, that's dope. But we need a fuckin' drummer!" Because Patrick's playin' drums and he's a singer! And he's like "yo! I got a soul voice!" And there like "wait, how do you have a soul voice!?!" And he's like "yo watch this! YEeeeeEeeeeEeeaaaAAAH!" and they're like "oh my god! That sounds like soul!" So they put it in the song and it was like "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!?!!!?!" And then they're like "yo, this is fuckin' perfect. This is Fall Out Boy." And they made records like, Evening out with your ex-girlfriend. its called evening out with your ex girlfriend, everybody loves it. Its called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and its real and it doesent matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like "Yo what the Fuuuck! Yo this is gonna be fuckin' dooooope!" So they made a record, and it was called take this to your grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like... Josh Freese, Neil Peart, the dude from toto... The fourth one was like the guy from papa roach or something. And they were like, "yo, we need Andy Hurly. Andy Hurley. Take this to your grave. Fuckin record it." And he did it, and he killed it. He was like,Bigadigadigalalululapssshhhh! Killing the skins! Tapping the skins! Tapping the rims! Playing the shit! Killing these bitches! Wrapping it out! "We should get signed, to fueled by ramen. Cuz these guys know what the fuck is going on." And they were like "yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin hard. We will sign you guys.' Pete was like " yo! We got this record that's fuckin' dope dude!! Its called, take this to your grave." Hey, its gonna be called from under the cork tree, its gonna be fuckin huge. And then Patrick's like "I gotta keep it real,I gotta keep it artistic. These are three songs that are gonna make the album and its called... This is called Thanks for the memories, 20 dollar nosebleed, and Sugar were going down.." And they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts. Like one, two, three! Three, two one! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!!!! TEN TO ONE! From under the cork tree sold like Four million records! Ten million records! Fifteen million records!!! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like "that's gooooooooood!" Pete was like "yo, FUCK YOU! I can do whatever I want!" Joe was like "yeah its cool man, whatever... I don't give a shit." And then Andy was like "eh... Cool!" And Pete was like "makeup is fuckin' great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Wich a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that.I wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful." Pete was like "oh my god I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic!" And then I saw the dick pic and I was like "eh, its not bad. Its not a bad dick. Let's be real." Panic! At the disco made rolling stone one issue before fall out boy. And fall out boy made the issue right after Panic! And they were so pissed! They were like "yo fuck you guys!" They were like "YO! Panic has the cover of rolling stone!?! Yo, fuck these dudes, were gonna go fucking miles above! Were gonna hit every fucking continent there is known to man!" But they didn't! Because they missed a second of time, apparently. They were like "oh shit we got every continent." And they didn't actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like "WHAT THE FUCK!" oh you didn't fuckin' make the continent. Its like fuck you! So from under the cork tree happens, we fuckin have three, four years of awesomeness! Like people are cumming on themselves its so big! So fall out boy was like, so Patrick's like "yo were gonna name this record from under the cork tree and from infinity in high." Pete was like "yo, folie a deux means, the theatric of two." Fall out boy was like "yo, we gotta take a break" meaning, Pete was like "yo, we gotta take a break bro" and Patrick's like, "i need time for my music! YAAAAAAHHHH!" And joes like "yo, I need time to find the fuckin' art dude I gotta find some fuckin' meau-metal." And Andy's like "I'm just gonna play with some fuckin metal bands." And they were like, "alright, this breaks been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long. Three and a half. we gotta fuckin' come back dude. We gotta come back STRONG! We gotta make this shit legit. Its gonna be fuckin dope. Its gonna go fuckin sky high. Were gonna make a fuckin record that sails the skies. Were gonna call this record... Save Rock And Roll." So they made alone together, light em up, alone together, phoenix. And everyone's like "what the fuck? You're working with this guy who fuckin recorded avril laveighn and pink!" Pete was like "yo, were gonna end up in tour with Panic! At the disco and Twenty pilots." And that's all. And that's all that matters. And that's how the fucking story goes.