that's something i can do right

prison-mikes-bandana  asked:

We need more batfam dysfunctional examples

You ask for it, I deliver! 😊

• The red stain on the carpet is from when Dick tried balancing a glass of cranberry juice on his feet while doing a handstand. Why, you ask? Well, Alfred has been asking himself that question for three years

• *tired Bruce voice* “No, Jason, you can’t set your grave on fire. Why? BeCAUSE WERE NOT INSANE, THATS WHY. GOD!!”

• Person: “I’m so sorry to hear about your brother’s death, you must be so distraught right now I wish there was something I could do to help.” Batkid: *sips from a juice box* “Nah, he’ll be back in a day or two just give it time”

• Tim keeps trying to use the WE company’s money to buy more and more ridiculous things just to see what he can get away with before Bruce notices. So far he’s made it to buying four thousand pirate-themed bouncy houses, and Bruce still hasn’t even realized, which is strange considering Tim had them all dumped in their backyard

• Tim drinks apple juice out of wine glasses and acts like it’s wine

• Stephanie is an infamous remote control thief. She’ll be watching something on tv and get bored and leave the room, but forget that she still has the remote in her hand. So whenever they lose the remote, they always have to check in Steph’s room first

• Cass really enjoys making her family members cute beaded necklaces and if you don’t wear yours she will Cry™

• Bruce absolutely CANNOT make popcorn without burning it. He can put the bag in the microwave for the exact same amount of time as someone else does, and still, without fail his bag will come out filled with black charred popcorn kernels. Dick says he’s cursed

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws love and hate ambient noise. It needs to be a specific kind of noise depending on what they’re doing, and if it varies too far from the ambient noise they wanted, they just find it distracting.

hey guess what
  • lgbt people can be assholes
  • cishet people can be assholes
  • Poc can be assholes
  • white people can be assholes
  • neurodivergent people can be assholes
  • neurotypical people can be assholes
  • Truscum can be assholes
  • tucutes can be assholes
  • kinksters can be assholes
  • antis can be assholes
  • shippers can be assholes
  • MAPs can be assholes
  • chiRes can be assholes
  • disabled people can be assholes
  • able bodied people can be assholes
  • autistic people can be assholes
  • non autistic people can be assholes
  • terfs/swerfs can be assholes
  • abusers can be assholes
  • survivors can be assholes
  • christians can be assholes
  • muslims can be assholes
  • jewish people can be assholes
  • Wiccans/pagans can be assholes
  • atheists and agnostics can be assholes

LITERALLY ANYBODY CAN BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING OR DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING, DOES NOT EXCUSE YOURSELF FROM BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A FUCKING PRICK. 

ALSO, FEEL FREE TO CALL SOMEONE OUT FOR BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE EVEN IF THEY’RE ONE OF THE ABOVE. IF THEY PULL THE “IM ___ YOU CANT SAY THAT ABOUT ME UWU UWU UWU!!!” THEN YOU WERE PROBABLY RIGHT TO CALL THEM A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 

Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters
  • "Shit... did I leave the stove on?"
  • "You're my hero!"
  • "No, no, no, THAT I ain't."
  • "I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."
  • "You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
  • "What the SHIT?"
  • "I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
  • "Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."
  • "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
  • "Yeah, technically, this is murder."
  • "Love is blind, ____."
  • "This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
  • "You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."
  • "That's why I brought him/her."
  • "Do you like what you see?"
  • "Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
  • "Like a testicle with teeth."
  • "You will die alone."
  • "You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
  • "So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"
  • "Think of it like spring cleaning."
  • "Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
  • "Finish fucking her the fuck up."
  • "Language, please."
  • "Suck a cock!"
  • "I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."
  • "If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
  • "Maximum effort."
  • "I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."
  • "Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
  • "Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."
  • "Wanna get fucked up?"
  • "Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
  • "Fuck me!"
  • "I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
  • "Why such a douche this morning?"
  • "Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."
  • "Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
  • "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
  • "You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"
  • "That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
  • "You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
  • "You've got something in your teeth."
  • "Do you have an off switch?"
  • "We have everything we need now."
  • "I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
  • "Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
  • "That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"
  • "I'm gonna need all the guns."
  • "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
  • "Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
  • "It reeks like old lady pants in here."
  • "Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
  • "Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."
the "chill" type
Final Fantasy XV
the "chill" type

Prompto: Oh no. Oh no! Ohhh we’re trapped down here!!  (゚´Д`゚)゚

Ignis: The exit’s sealed off. ( ・ - ・)

Prompto: But we can unseal it, right Noct? Noct!!  (゚´Д`゚)゚

Noctis: How should I know?! We’ll think of something, just chill.  (; ・`д・´)

Prompto: Do I seem like the “chill” type to you?  °(ಗдಗ。)°.

Slytherin: Hey, Ravenclaw, you said you would help me out if I needed something, right?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, what’s up?

Slytherin: The password to my dormitory is something bigoted again, and I was hoping I could stay in your dormitory. Could I have the password?

Ravenclaw: Of course! Just knock on the knocker and answer the Eagle’s question.

Slytherin: Wait, I have to actually think of things to get in?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, what’s the problem?

Slytherin: Fuck it, I’m asking Gryffindor, they can’t possibly be asked to think.

BTS as things my friends have said in History class...
  • Seokjin: Why is no one in this textbook good-looking?
  • Yoongi: It was 1932... No, 1935. Wait! 1939! That's right - I know my dates.
  • Hoseok: Okay but imagine how fabulous I would have been in that century!
  • Namjoon: *asks for another two pieces of paper* How have you guys only used one side of A4?
  • Taehyung: *deep in thought* I need to think of something epic I can do so that they put me in one of these textbooks
  • Jimin: ... It's times like this when I lose faith in humanity
  • Jungkook: *points at a picture of a random guy in the book* That's you! *starts laughing his head off*
Sentence starters
  • Based on famous text-posts
  • "Bro, you look so cute right now. Dude, you are so fucking adorable."
  • "Wanna watch this murder documentary with me?"
  • "I may act like I'm sassy but if you're mean to me there's a 900% chance I'll cry."
  • "I may act like I'm clueless but actually know what's going on at al times."
  • "ATTENTION: I need attention."
  • "I don't have a nervous system. I'm a nervous system."
  • "Drugs? No thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder."
  • "I think I'm subconsciously trying to ruin my own life."
  • "Why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?"
  • "I try not to sound like an asshole but it's really hard because I am an asshole."
  • "I don't want to look 'pretty', I want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening."
  • "I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know."
  • "Girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. I don't remember what I was going to say but I'm just gay."
  • "I'd love to relax but that's just not realistic."
  • "Contrary to popular belief I'm actually soft and have feelings."
  • "This could be less hetero."
  • "To be honest I just need a hug."
  • "Why can't I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?"
  • "This is it, this is how I die: Lack of attention."
  • "Are we just friends or is this flirting serious?"
  • "I have this problem where I isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because I'm lonely."
  • "I may be ugly but at least I have an ugly personality too. Consistency is key."
  • "I don't wanna get involved in drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened."
  • "I am bysexual as in I'm not interested, goodbye."
  • "I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored."
  • "Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees."
  • "I'm so tired of not being a multimillionaire."
  • "I panic alot of other places besides the disco."
  • "Which layer of hell do you think you're going to?"
  • "My kink is being right."
  • "My kink is being home alone."
  • "You're really sensitive for a selfish asshole."
  • "I can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, I have a big heart and can't treat people badly, that's just not me."
  • "What about netflix and kill?"
  • "No offense but why does everyone hate me?"
  • "I'm a strong independent introvert who don't need no social life."
  • "Why do I get struggles instead of snuggles?"
  • "If a conversation goes on too long without being about me, I'm out."
  • "I'm small, queer and something to fear."
  • "All this sadness is bad for my skin."
  • "I'm cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive"
  • "I'm beautiful and underappreciated."
  • "She's beauty, she's grace, she's me."
  • "Sorry for being awesome, loser."
  • "Is 'no' an emotion? Because I'm feeling it."
I love you more

It was quiet. So quiet. They didn’t need to look out to see that was late. Not a single noise. Even their breaths you couldn’t hear.

Remus was holding Sirius, so tight, like he was afraid, like he didn’t want the other to dissapear; like he could.

Sirius had his eyes closed, like if he opened the other would not exist anymore.

They were naked, to feel every single piece of skin they could, and even that wasn’t enough. Eskimo kisses. Lazy hands.

“I love you.” Said Remus, his voice so low that if it wasn’t that quiet Sirius wouldn’t ever listen.

“I Love you more.”

“Why must you turn everything into a competition?”

“It’s not a competition.”

They stayed in silence for a few seconds. Sirius opened his eyes to see a confused Remus.

“When I say I love you more, I don’t mean I love you more that you love me. I mean I love you more than the bad days ahead us. I love you more that any fight we will ever have. I love you more than the distance between us. I love you more than any obstacle that could ever try and come between us. I love you the most.”

Remus tried not to cry, but he couldn’t. And then he kissed Sirius, like never before. 

Part of a message from @tl-yarr. I’m here to help.

I won’t go into, say, how irritating it is that people never thought this with 11, but I will say something like “she’s a grown ass woman and saying she needs a father figure despite having been clearly shown as a capable adult is extremely demeaning and rather gross and sexist and is probably a good indicator that some fans would rather think that than face a deeper narrative that makes them uncomfortable because, idk, wrinkles or something”. However, that doesn’t quite answer your conundrum.

How To Father-Daughter with 12 and Clara

Address your daughterly-relationship-person with a reference to mouth kissing.

(x) Make bedroom eyes/flirtatious grins at your daughter-figure when she says something that makes you happy.

(x) Use flirtatious body language with your father-relationship-type-person often.

If you haven’t seen your daughter-relationship person in a while, it is perfectly acceptable to tell her that she stands out in a crowd and greeting her with “Pretty Woman” is appropriate.

….People I see who are (still) trying to argue the “father-daughter” thing are usually pretty against any sort of Doctor/companion relationship and would rather remain blind to a rather obvious narrative. You’re not going to win with them. However you may be able to make them very uncomfortable which is at least some kind of victory.

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Favorite Cow Chop Videos: Ice Cream Brownie Disaster

btw, I’m guessing there’s something extra special about Eto/Yoshimura’s kagune. I still have Amon and Takizawa to take into consideration, but I’m sure you guys noticed the scar on Kaneki’s ribs this chapter, right?

It’s from the Owl quinque.

Kaneki was all healed up by the time he fought Arima in V14, and Haise had no marks when we saw his stomach during the Auction Raid. It seems like he was regenerating just fine with Rize’s super-kagune, right up until his hand was taken off by Kanae (who had Eto’s “strength”). 

He lost his: 

  • right hand = Kanea (vicariously Eto, followed by eating her kagune)
  • both legs = IXA - grew back normally
  • left hand = Owl
  • right ribs = Owl 

Everything other than that was “minor” slices and plain kagune being sloughed off, so it all ended up healing regularly. Everything that involved Eto or the Owl quinque, however, are scarred.

So maybe there’s something even more important behind that quinque that Arima knew would (hopefully) help Kaneki in the future somehow. I wonder what they can do…

  • David: Hey, 'Daniel', it's me, David. The guy who's camp you FUCKED.
  • Jasper: Did you really think you were going to be able to convert the camp to your religion?
  • David: We can't do EASY things at this camp! And you want to do something HARD?!
  • Jasper: THIS IS A DING-DONG CAMP!
  • David: You're a jerk-person, Daniel!
  • Jasper: Hold on, let me look up Daniel's address in the yellow pages. Oh, it says here: a garbage can.
  • David, laughing: Let me look up Daniel's phone number.
  • Jasper: David's gonna slam you here in a second, Daniel. LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!
  • Gwen: Get him! Get him, David!
  • David, laughing harder: *Holds up piece of paper with 1-800-FART-NOW written on the front*
  • Gwen: That's right!
  • Jasper: EAT THAT SHIT, DANIEL!
signs as "웃음꽃 smile flower" lyrics
  • aries: no matter where you are, even if we’re unable to be together, we will always have smiles blossom // 언제 어디에 있어도 함께하지 못해도 우린 늘 그렇듯 웃음꽃 피워요
  • taurus: you, who's so happy and beautiful; and the us right now, who are doing well // 이렇게나 행복하고 아름다운 너 그리고 남부럽지 않은 지금의 우리
  • gemini: i always feel like i am only receiving from you; that's why i'm so thankful and even more sorry // 아낌없이 난 늘 너에게 받기만 하는 것만 같아 그래서 눈물 나도록 고맙고 더 미안해
  • cancer: i can smile because we're together; i can cry because it's you; so what can't i do? // 함께라서 웃을 수 있고 너라서 울 수도 있어 그렇게라도 못할 게 어딨어
  • leo: even if something were to happen to us, we'll always be together // 우린 정말 무슨 일 있어도 언제나 그랬듯 함께 있을 거예요
  • virgo: like the sky is high and the wind is cold, like the ocean is wide and blue, i’m afraid that i’ll take you for granted // 하늘이 높고 바람은 차고 바다가 넓고 푸른 것처럼 내 눈에 네가 그저 당연하게 바라봐질까 봐
  • libra: why am i hesitating? i don't wanna be like this // 망설이는 건 뭔지 이러고 싶지 않은데
  • scorpio: because i’m uneasy about that, i feel like i’m acting like this because i’m afraid i’ll lose you; i ask that you aren’t the same as me // 그게 불안해서 이러는 것만 같아 널 잃어버릴까 봐 부디 넌 나 같지 않기를
  • sagittarius: whatever happens, just like always, we will have smiles blossom // 무슨 일 있어도 우린 늘 그렇듯 웃음꽃 피워요
  • capricorn: i wanna hug you, but i feel nervous for some reason // 꽉 안아주고만 싶어도 왠지 모르는 불안함에
  • aquarius: don't say it's the end because i'll stay by your side // 마지막이란 말 하지 마 영원히 내가 너의 곁에 남아있을 테니
  • pisces: i'll be the spring to your smile // 그대 미소에 봄이 돼줄게요
Draco Learns About Recycling
  • Draco: What are all these different bins for? Why are there so many?
  • Harry: Well, only one of them is an actual bin. Those others are for recycling.
  • Draco: *frowns*
  • Harry: That's when they take old paper or plastic and turn it into something new and useful.
  • Draco: Oh my God, no. You said Muggles couldn't do Transfiguration!
  • Harry: They can't. Recycling isn't–
  • Draco: Potter, the Muggles are turning objects into other objects. That is bloody Transfiguration! *hysteria increases* This is just like that time you were hiding the existence of magnets from me! First I find out Muggles can summon things and now this!
  • Harry: I wasn't hiding anyth–
  • Draco: No, Potter! I just need some time alone right now. Just... just go away and come back when you've decided to tell me what other magic Muggles are capable of.
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: *sighs* I guess it's time you learned about Roombas.
Z through the years (updated)

I know theres a post floatin around with Z through the years so ill make a new one. Z was made in 2009 and was based on a laptop I owned with the name “Zero” and looked very different from what you see today. It was during a time where I was just trying to develop my own “style” after being told that I should push it more. Z’s gone through a lot of story concepts and designs, but he’s always been a computer boy with a nasty virus. He is heavily inspired by the Megaman series (particularly .exe and zx), the old CG show “Reboot”, and currently inspired by the works of ankama, Dofus and Wakfu.

Through 2014 and 2015 I think Z started becoming more of a part of me. Not only did his body change but his personality too. Once just a silly cartoon character, Z became a lot more serious and a force to be reckoned with. He became easier for me to relate to and almost a persona of myself. This is the look and direction that has stuck from here on out.

In the attempt to make his story more mature, “Virals” were re-introduced and became a bigger part of his story. He even re-gained the ability to turn into a giant monster. “Viral Z” is a design that also changes a lot but is on the right track, definitely more menacing than his 2010 stay-puft look!

Through 2016 and now 2017 I gotta say that I think Z is finally headed in the right direction. I think from here on out Z will mainly improve drawing-wise but still stay true to his design. Z’s a character that I just can’t put down no matter what so I just continue to develop his world until I can actually do something with it, whether thats a game or animation, only time will tell!

You know what got me Realizing Shit when I first got into the discourse was ppl saying cishet ace people are “queer.” Because sure, I did think back then that all ace ppl are part of the LGBT+ community, but I knew that queer is a nasty thing ppl say to ppl bc they are attracted to people of the same gender or are trans/nb, and that it was something specifically reclaimed during the AIDs crisis, so aces who have no part in any of that (at least not by virtue of being ace) had absolutely no right to say that word and that it was kind of sickening that they would.

Like people who want to reclaim the word queer for themselves because they have the right to because they experience same gender attraction and/or are trans/nb but also KNOW how much weight the word carries is fine, but the word has been tossed around so much its now meaningless to kids and its just a fun term for anybody with a “abnormal” sexuality or expression because “Well thats what it literally means, queer means weird x3c” and its disgusting honestly.

Just thinking of people crying out “We’re here we’re queer” at die ins. DIE INS!!!! They were protesting the fact that people were literally dying. And then cishet ace people think they have the right to say it too when no one has ever faced something like that for being ace. Its sickening.

Can I please just beg inclusionists please I don’t care if you think asexuals belong in the community but PLEASE don’t say that aces/aros who are cis and do not experience same gender attraction are queer and can say queer and please don’t make ace positivity with the word queer in it for the love of all that is holy its so disgusting and offensive.

Hamilton  songs explained by my friend
  • Alexander Hamilton: "did they just rhyme father with father and farther?"
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: "this antisocial man is so done with this overeager puppy and this random ass boyband"
  • My Shot: the overeager puppy joins the boyband. somehow becomes the front man of the band. they gain lots of fans.
  • The Story of Tonight: The boyband covers a song from les mis???
  • The Schuyler Sisters: WHERES YOUR GOD NOW @ boyband.
  • Farmer Refuted: boyband has a hater. Front man puppy roasts hater before he can he even start to talk.
  • You'll be back: to be sung draped over a piano with with champagne fake crying into a handkerchief
  • Right Hand Man: "there's a moment you know... you're fucked. aND THATS RN PEOPLE I SWEAR TO GOD.
  • A Winters Ball: "20 year old males who drink are gross and do gross 20 year old drunk male things"
  • Helpless: "this could be the start of something new it feels so right being here with you"
  • Satisfied: "I've done fucked up"
  • The Story of Tonight reprise: the boyband gets drunk and harass the antisocial man (again)
  • wait for it: the song that could get away with going on the radio
  • Stay Alive: tfw ur dad doesn't trust you to lead an army #relatable
  • Ten Duel Commandments: "Revolutionary men have fragile pride and I don't know why they were trusted with guns"
  • Meet Me Inside: "the puppy gets fired because he got mad that his father figure acknowledges the fact that he's a father figure"
  • That Would Be Enough: "you're not even a father figure you're a legit father"
  • Guns and Ships: "surprise bitch, tis I le baguette here to win the war"
  • history has it's eyes on you: I fucked up once. and now it's your turn to.
  • Yorktown (the world turned upside down): surprise BITch (part 2) herCULES MULLIGAN-
  • What comes next?: I'm petty as shit.
  • Dear Theodosia: "Burr imma let you finish but, loOk AT MY SON
  • Non-Stop: the puppy and boyband have been separated since the war so the puppy decides to go into law then government
  • What'd I miss: the war??? wtf???
  • Cabinet Battle #1: "I know more than you" -Ron Swanson
  • Take A Break: use your fucking commas and don't use child actors to play your children
  • Say No to This: ... you are singing the word "no" you should be able to say it
  • The Room Where it Happens: the banjo turn up of the century
  • Schuyler Defeated: antisocial man and the puppy have a falling out
  • Cabinet Battle #2: (sips tea) (slowly puts it down and turns)..... you must be out of yoUR GODDAMN MIND IF YOU THINK-
  • Washington on your side: I am ready to throw punches
  • One Last Time: I'm tired... I think I'm gonna go home now.
  • I Know Him: The John Adams Roast begins
  • The Adams Administration: The Roast continues
  • We Know: well fuck,we actually didn't know
  • Hurricane: I will roast myself and save everyone else the trouble of doing it.
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: "YOU MUsT BE OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND" -Angelica, and literally the whole cast
  • Burn: I have no words, only tears.
  • Blow us all away: you thought it would be okay... you were wrong.
  • Stay Alive (reprise): tears intensify
  • It's Quiet Uptown: full fledged sobbing 2 minutes into the song
  • The Election of 1800: ham and jefferson roast burr to the point of no return
  • Your Obedient Servant: the slightly bitchy passive aggressive anthem
  • Best Of Wives, Best of Women: a single tear because we all know what's gonna happen next
  • The World Was Wide Enough: "most disputes die and no one shoots" is the biggest goddamn lie in the show
  • Who Lives Who Dies Who Tells Your Story: hello death I welcome thee.