that's some nice shit

i just started reading sbr and so far……i’m mcloving it

  • Gavin: So, what's the best thing your baby has done so far, Michael?
  • Michael: Y'know... she's, ah... she's been breathing a fair amount.
  • Jeremy: Nice.
  • Michael: Shitting. Eating. And some pissing. That's most of what she does.
  • Ryan: That's... you've described the first year pretty accurately, yeah.
  • Michael: And she's even more so because she's premature. So they were like, she'll literally just sleep for a month, just to catch up.
  • Ryan: She was not ready to face the world yet.
  • Michael: She was and she wasn't. She felt like she was. She was a decent size, but, like, she was due fucking June 23rd, she was born May 24th.
  • Gavin: Ain't even that now. That's class. Such an efficient pregnancy.
  • Michael: They said it'll take her about a month for her, for Lindsay, to get back up into shape, so she can be, like, fully functioning again. And I'm like, look at that. She's ahead of schedule. You were gonna be having the kid, now you'll be good to go. Now make my dinner. I'm here putting in the work, y'know. I gotta go do my job. Remember when you were a kid, and your dad went to work to play Minecraft? And then he came home and was like "Ah, long day at the office. The commute into Achievement City is bullshit."

So, I hadn’t really intended to address the matter but I’m receiving a lot of asks and pm’s about it + it’s in the press here so i might as well just get it out of the way real quickly. 
Two metastases (new tumors created by the main one) have been found in my dad’s liver and it’s shitty but that’s just the way it is. I’d rather not discuss it and while i really am super appreciative of all your support and kindness I would rather not receive asks or stuff about it. I’m finishing up final exams and shit and i just need to focus on the things that i actually have control over (like my grades). 
so thank you all and i hope this answered your questions. 

im tired of hearing ppl say svt is too “childish” for them when i say theyre my favorite group!!!!!!! like BITCH have u even seen them perform at concerts?????

Happy one year anniversary you wiener winner award for most typo message B )) !!

@scivious / @scivilian 

Roller Coasters

Ever body compares life to a roller coaster but then my friend pointed out that going down was the best part unlike in life when it’s the worst. I said it’s still like that because in life people destroy themselves with drugs, drinks, sex, fame, and fortune. And they have the time of their lives destroying themselves as if they were on a roller coaster that’s going down. But when people realize they are destroying their lives they just lean back and enjoy the fall down.

hi I haven’t done anything productive since Friday

when you hatch a very nice looking dragon: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

dean laughed and rounded a corner quickly, yelling when thick arms wrapped around him and slammed him into a wall. the breath was knocked out of him, a wall of heat covering the front of his body. benny bit into his neck and pressed into him. dean moaned when he felt the hard line of benny’s cock against his thigh.

“pourquoi tu cours? hm? c’est pas sympa.” benny licked over his throbbing pulse and sucked hard at the skin.

dean turned his head to the side and closed his eyes, ready to be used and cherished.

  • george harrison: *sees a nice garden*
  • george harrison: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit