that's some lotr shit right there

when people recognize that the vast majority of lotr characters are morally grey and significantly more nuanced than popularized as: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there

when people recognize lotr is not an inherently happy story and deals with trauma, grief and loss: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

If Tolkien Were Alive Today
  • Tolkien: wtf is this shit
  • Peter Jackson: well i know we took some liberties but-
  • Tolkien: fUCKING ACORNS WHAT
  • Peter Jackson: ...sir?
  • Tolkien: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE WHY IS HE DEAD
  • Peter Jackson: ...
  • Peter Jackson: that's what you wrote though
  • Tolkien: I KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT SON
  • Tolkien: GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN BOOK
  • Tolkien: "AND BILBO AND THORIN GOT MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, FUCK YOU" THE END
  • Peter Jackson: ...i can keep the sick legolas scenes though right
  • Tolkien: oh yeah those were fuckin rad

gimli: *exists*

legolas:  sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so💯 thats what im talking about right thereright there(chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit