that's not taylor swift

Katy Perry confirms Taylor Swift is a snake 🐍🐍🐍

She did something so horrible,” Swift says. “I was like, ‘Oh, we’re just straight-up enemies.’ And it wasn’t even about a guy! It had to do with business. She basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour. She tried to hire a bunch of people out from under me. And I’m surprisingly non-confrontational – you would not believe how much I hate conflict. So now I have to avoid her. It’s awkward, and I don’t like it.”

Taylor Swift is once again caught lying in order to play the victim.

me: yeah so tswift’s new song/image thing is kinda cringe
taylor swift fans: kek thats exactly what she wanted you to think…she’s playing 4 dimensional chess…..

the world: #taylorswiftisdead
taylor: *deletes all of her previous social media posts causing mayhem*
taylor: *announces an album causing mayhem*
taylor: *goes number 1 on iTunes with her new single in less than an hour (35 minutes), breaking a record*
taylor: *led sales of her single by 95% on iTunes, breaking a record*
taylor: *breaks spotify record of most streams in one day with 3.8 million streams*
taylor: *sold over 200k (PURE SALES WITHOUT STREAMING) of her single in 24 hours, expecting to sell over 500k in the first week which will be the highest selling first week single sale since “Hello” by Adele*
taylor: *broke the 24 hour Vevo record for lyric videos with over 10 million MORE views than the previous record holder*
taylor: *broke the 24 hour Vevo record for her actual music video beating adele’s previous record of 27.7 million views*
taylor: *now holds the record for most views in 24 hours on a lyric video and a music video*

sorry, guys. i don’t think she’s going anywhere.

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