that's me tickling you

Imagine your OTP- Things I've said to my SO
  • "Why the fuck are there three different rolls of paper towels??"
  • "Do we need lessons on how ziplock bags work?"
  • "Taking off my clothes takes effort. I'm sleeping on the futon."
  • "At what point if any did it cross your mind that this might be a bad idea?"
  • "TECHNOLOGY HATES ME OH MY GOD I KILLED THE MICROWAVE."
  • "Wake me up if you want something!! Seriously! Sleepy sex is awesome!"
  • "Please kill it. Preferably with fire."
  • "See, this is why we're together. No one else could handle our terrible puns."
  • "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STAB YOURSELF OPENING YOUR ANNIVERSARY GIFT GO TO THE HOSPITAL."
  • "I love you. but I swear to you if you keep leaving lunch containers in the sink without putting soapy water in them I will kill you slowly."
  • "Dude, we're old... your brother just left with a 24-pack of bud ready to party, and we're sitting in front of the TV with Netflix and fancy cheese."
  • "These potatoes in the fridge are starting to flower... can I toss them?"
  • "Sleep is for those that haven't been struck with inspiration."
  • "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
  • "Sweetie, I appreciate the thought, but I meant A 50c PACKAGE of reeses, I didn't need the whole candy aisle."
  • "Goddamn it why are you so sweet."
  • "I just got out from babysitting and I am having my tubes tied immediately."
  • "I AM NOT CUTE GODDAMN IT I AM INTIMIDATING."
  • "Let me rephrase, I'm getting mongolian. if you'd like, you can come along, but if not, that's cool too. but I want mongolian."
  • "You bought WHAT for HOW MUCH?"
  • "I love your mother, but I almost reached across the table and wrapped my hands around her throat."
  • "Why do we even NEED more bass?"
  • "SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKER"
  • "You may want to hide the alcohol because I may die from how much and how badly I want to drink right now."
  • "Aaaack that freaks me out when you do that!!"
  • "Everything hurts and I'm dying, but I'm not pregnant this month so that's nice."
  • "STOP TICKLING ME YOU ASSHOLE I WILL NIPPLE PINCH YOU"
I think the most evil thing with rib tickling...is when people count them as they do it.

Listen though…there are twelve ribs on each side of the body making 24 RIBS MAN. Not only is it ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to endure 24 individual ribs being tickled as they’re counted…

BUT the entire aspect of knowing you have to reach 24 ribs before you’re a free bird is THE WORST. There’s nothing you can do but wait the ENTIRE thing out.

And the even worse thing people do when they count tickle ribs is when they say something like:

“Ugh. You’re squirming and laughing too much, now I’ve lost count! Now you’re making me start all over again.”

While they smirk because they know oh so well just what they’re doing.

kformify  asked:

Yo, Will, what is your idea of mortality? I know you do a lot of tickling, and that's got me thinking about what it means to you.

“Mor…tali…ty?” Wilford sounds out the word and then squints at you. “I don’t understand the question. I’m the one that asks questions around here! I’m Wilford Warfstache!”

In the background Host just shakes his head. “The visitor should not even bother. The other Egos have been trying for weeks to make him understand.”

anonymous asked:

Idk if you've gotten this request but sizzy please?! I love your headcanons!

thank you!! no problem

  • Simon playing video games and Izzy is bored and so she lays on top of him while whining “pay attention to meeee!”  
  • The two of them sparring together and Simon always just grabs isabelle’s waist from behind and spins her around while she’s laughing and screaming “Like Simon thats not fair! Put me down! No! you cant tickle a demon to death Stop!! I will kick you in the face!”
  • Izzy wearing Simon’s nerdy tshirts around the institue
  • Izzy buying her own nerdy tshirts
  • Simon putting a tshirt on in the morning but it’s really tight so he rushes to the kitchen to yell at Izzy for shrinking his shirt and she just starts dying laughing and in between wheezing laughs and wiping aways tears from her eyes she says “thats mine you idiot”
  • Simon’s just like “oh” and but then he wears it for the rest of the day and every time izzy sees him she laughs and complains that he’ll stretch, but she’s happy because it ends up smelling like him
  • Okay but the whole gang having couples game nights and Izzy gets really intense and competitive and yells at everyone especially Simon, because he doesnt care enough and she requests a new partner like 10 times saying “I love you Simon but you suck at pictionary and I have to win, otherwise why are we here?”
  • When Izzy can’t sleep she lays on Simon’s chest and he tells her the plots to his favourite movies, like he did when they first got together.
  • Simon giving Izzy forehead kisses all the time
  • Izzy feeling left out and so Simon always bends down a little so she can kiss his forehead
  • Okay but theyre super cuddly and Simon likes to lay with his head on Izzy chest while she strokes his hair and they just sit on the couch completely intertwined, with like Simons head buried in her neck and Izzy’s head on his shoulder and their legs tangled together.

clizzy/part2 |ClalecBranwoodClyzzy |Lyzzy |Jalec |Saphael/part2 |Jace/simon/Alec| Malec| Maphael

5SOS PREFERENCES #68: TICKLING YOU...
  • Luke: You and Luke were having what you could call a peaceful evening. You were quietly reading a book in the couch, while he was playing some chords in his gutiar - writing a new song, you suspected. Suddenly, the room was silent. At first, you didn't make much of it. But then you remembered: wasn't Luke playing the guitar? You looked up to the spot where he was seated, seeing only the instrument in his place. "Luke?", you asked, looking around. "Lucas", you tried again, not in the mood for his jokes and way too interested in getting back to your book. "And the predator strikes the prey", you heard his voice. "What the f-", you weren't even able to finish your phrase as Luke jumped from somewhere behind you. Suddenly, he was tickling you everywhere, laughter and cursing filled the once peaceful room. "Luke! Stop it!", you said in between laughs, "I'm laughing but I don't like it!". "And that's what makes it so fun", he smirked devishly. "It's not going to be fun anymore when I wet my pants!", you yelled and he abruptly stopped tickling you, moving away as if you had a contagious disease. "Ew", he said. "That's for you to learn never to tickle me that way again", you smiled proudly, returning to your book.
  • Ashton: "Is dinner ready yet?", the only thing missing was for Ashton to call you 'mom', 'cause his behavior was definitely as if you were his. "Ashton, you just walked in here five minutes ago asking this", you rolled your eyes, "It's not ready yet". "But I'm hungry!", he whined. "And I'm tired", you let out a small laugh. Ever heard of the expression 'laugh not to cry'? Yeah, that was how you were feeling. "Now, I know of something that can cheer you up", you heard Ashton's voice coming closer to you. At first, you had only one thought in your mind: kitchen sex. But it was far from that. You felt a hand creeping up your sides, but not in the sexy way it usually does when Ashton's trying to seduce. In fact, it looked a lot more like the way he did when he was trying to - "Ashton no!", you stopped in your thoughts to protest. But it was too late. Suddenly, Ashton had pinned up your hands and was tickling you insanely, dinner long forgotten. "Ashton, for God's sake stop!", you laughed loudly. "But look, you're smiling!", he smiled proud of himself. "As soon as I get out of here you're going to suffer the consequences!", you yelled. "Uh, feisty. I like that", he winked, letting you go and running away, only to be chased by you.
  • Michael: "(Y/N)", you heard a calm voice, "Wake up". This can't be Michael, you thought. There's no way Michael would wake up first and be in such a good mood in the morning. "(Y/N)", the voice said again. Out of the blue, you felt something on your sides and you started to laugh. Damn it. That's definetly Michael. "Michael!", you screamed, opening your eyes. "Good morning, babe", he smirked, hair all messy. He looked like a sex God and you would totally make a move right now if you weren't too busy laughing and being tickled. "Michael!", you said again in a warning voice. This is a really efficient way of waking you up!", he smiled, "I was calling your name for about five minutes and you weren't even moving". "Michael, stop!", you laughed. "Tsk, tsk", he said, "Now, where are your manners, (Y/N)?". In any other occasion, the way he said that would've made gosebumps rise all over your skin. But at the moment, you were so pissed off that you could only think of one thing: revenge. "Michael, please stop it!", you begged. "See? All you needed to do was ask", he smiled, slwoly letting you go. "Oh really?", you asked, jumping on his back and pushing him ack on to the bed, "My turn".
  • Calum: You and Calum were talking to some fans outside your hotel, being the lovable couple you were. At one point, you separeted and went to talk to different groups. The conversations, though, were going the same way. "Yeah, he's everything you imagine him to be as a boyfriend", you admit, looking down smiling. "Aww", the fans say, which equals the 'aww' the fans on the group Calum was talking to had said. "Okay, keep pretending I'm saying sweet stuffs", he said, and the fans bit back their laughs and awed again. "You're filming, right?", they nodded again, "Okay, so, (Y/N)'s really ticklish and I'm going to tickle her now. In front of everyone. Hopefully she'll still date me after this". You kept talking to the fans, 'till suddenly their eyes went wide. "What?", you asked. "Hey, babe", you heard Calum's voice in your ear. Before you could even react, he was already tickling your sides and you were lost in laughter. "Holy fuck, Calum", you said a little too loudly for your liking, "Stop it!". "Smile for the cameras, babe", he said, not tickling you anymore and hugging you from behind. Suddenly, the girl with the camera was right in front of you. "Calum Thomas Hood!", you started to lecture him, "You've started a war and you're so dead". And those were your final words before the tickle war started in front of all the fans.
#103: He doesn't like you back and you date one of the band members, and he gets jealous *LASHTON* PART 2

Luke:

You rested your head on Calums chest. You guys were finally dating. He was sleeping. His cute snore was light. You cuddled with him. You got a text, but it didn’t make a sound notification. It was good, since you didn’t want him to wake up. You opened your Imessages and saw Luke texted you. 

“Are you and Calum dating?!" you angrily, but quietly, growled. "Yes. Do you have a problem with it?" he immediately texted back. "Of course I do! You’re my best friend! And I like you!" you rolled your eyes. "Quit lying. I’m going to sleep with Calum. Stop acting like you actually like me. I’m tired of you…" you shut your phone off and went to sleep. 

"Hey.. wake up…” you opened your eyes slowly, seeing a happy, smiley, Calum.

He giggled. “Finally I kept waking you up for ages.”

“I’m not that a deep sleeper like you,” you sassed.

“Don’t sass me,” he kissed your lips. “I’m gonna take a shower.” “I’d join you, but I’m too lazy,” you winked. He blushed and went to take a shower. You turned on your phone and received over 20+ message notifications. All from Luke. Oh great..

“Y/N wait.” “Y/N??” “Y/N you gotta talk to me please..” “I’m sorry..” “I’m not lying!” “I do like you.” “I was just dumb and stupid and I didn’t want to lose our… bond you know?” “I SWEAR I DO LIKE YOU! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!” “Y/N… I like you so much. You don’t understand…” “I love you..”

You sighed of defeat. “You okay babe?” a Calum wearing a towel around his waist said. “Luke’s been texting me like crazy..” “What? Let me see,” you handed him your phone. He looked over the conversation. Then he giggled. “Whats so funny?” you asked, sitting up. “My name on your phone. You’re cute,” he kissed your nose. “But seriously, I’m dealing with Luke. He seriously needs to stop messing with my girl,” he punched a pillow hard. This was going to get ugly..

Ashton:

Ashton groaned. Remembering the picture of you and Michael kissing you. Wishing that was him and you instead. He shook his head. "I like Y/N..“ Ashton plopped on the floor, starting to whine like a child. 

"Michael..stop..” Michael started to tickle you, which you hated to be tickled. You began laughing and then slapped his arm. “OW!” “Thats what you get for tickling me!” you pouted. “I made you smile didn’t I?” he smirked. “Shut up..” you pushed him away lightly. He laughed and kissed your lips. “Do you still like Ashton…?” you rubbed your neck and looked at him. “Maybe just a little bit. But not as much anymore..” “You gotta let him go Y/N. I mean, he’s a jerk. He’s stupid for not saying he liked you. Because you’re just an amazing girl..”

You smiled softly at him. “Thanks Michael,” you pecked him. “I’ll be right back,” he nodded and you went out of his house. You walked for awhile, and you heard someone yell your name. “Y/N WAIT!" 

You knew it was Ashton’s voice. "Let me say sorry and the truth..” you turned around. “You have one minute..” “Look I’m sorry for everything. The truth is… I do like you. I was just dumb for not saying I like you back. I’m sorry.. Look I just wanna start-” “No Ashton.. I’m dating Michael now. You said you didn’t like me and it’s final. Ashton-” he ran to you and kissed your lips. He felt someone grab his shoulder and punched him. “M-Mikey..” you were petrified. 

“Why the fuck did you kiss her?!” Ashton looked at him. “Because she likes me,” he stood up and glared at him. Something bad was going to happen..

-Kelly :] x

PART 1