that's like one of 7 messages i got

  • Chloe: Beca, I've done it. I've found a new Bella and she's dope. Her name is Emily Junk. Emily!
  • Emily: The big BM! Captain, two things: one, it is an absolute honor to meet you. Two, who is that hot Treble dude out there? Because honestly, daaaaaaamn!
  • Beca: Uh, take a seat.
  • Emily: Right, here we go.
  • Beca: So, Emily...
  • Emily: You got her right here. Leave a message after the beep.
  • Beca: Why do I want you as the new Bella?
  • Emily: For starters, access to the illest alumnae clubs. And that's just for starters. I will work for you. I'll be on you 24/7. I'll be like your family. I'm here when you get here in the morning, sure enough, I'll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don't worry, it's not gay. Do we have questions?
  • Chloe: I think our only question is when can you start?
  • Emily: Right now. Let's do it.
  • Beca: Thank you for coming in. We will talk.
  • Emily: Cool. I feel good about this. Hey, you know you can hit me up on Facebook anytime day or night, you know that right?
  • Chloe: Take care, Legacy.
  • Emily: Boom.
  • Chloe: So what do you think of the new Bella?
  • Beca: I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.
  • Mokuba Kaiba: Big bro, I've done it. I've found your assistant and he's dope. His name is Duke Devlin. Duke!
  • Duke Devlin: Big K! Mr. Kaiba, two things: one, it is an absolute honor to meet you. Two, who is that hot intern chick out there? Because honestly, daaaaaaamn!
  • Seto Kaiba: Take a seat. So Mr. Devlin...
  • Duke Devlin: You got him right here. Leave a message after the beep.
  • Seto Kaiba: Why do I want you as my assistant?
  • Duke Devlin: For starters, access to the illest clubs. And that's just for starters. I will work for you. I'll be on you 24/7. I'll be like your family. I'm here when you get here in the morning, sure enough, I'll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don't worry, it's not gay. Do we have questions?
  • Mokuba Kaiba: I think our only question is when can you start?
  • Duke Devlin: Right now. Let's do it.
  • Seto Kaiba: Thank you for coming in. We will talk.
  • Duke Devlin: Cool. I feel good about this. Hey, you know you can hit me up on Facebook anytime day or night, you know that right?
  • Mokuba Kaiba: Take care, buddy. (to Seto) So what do you think of your new assistant?
  • Seto Kaiba: I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.