that's kind of stupid

Idea for Sherlock series 4 that will never happen in a month of Sundays, but still makes me smile:

Sherlock, in the hospital, after some major incident. Mycroft, alone in his office, head in hands. With a sigh, he finally picks up the phone and dials a number. A beat. A muffled greeting. Someone just woken up, bleary-voiced and no doubt bleary-eyed.

“Hello,” he says drily, disapproving of whatever it is he has to do. “No doubt you’ve heard, so I’ll make this short. Time for you to step up.”

He puts down the phone.

In 221b, Mrs Hudson, hoovering the living room floor, answers to a knock on the door.

“Hi Mrs Hudson,” says Molly shyly. “Do you know where Sherlock’s stuff is?”

“Why do you need to know?” asks Mrs Hudson, also offering a cup of tea. Molly politely declines the tea.

“It’s okay,” she says, when Mrs Hudson insists, speaking with a growing brightness, though her eyes remain sad and apprehensive. “I’m just here to collect his legal documents, just in case – you know.”

She looks too uncomfortable to say what they’re all thinking.

“Ooh, I didn’t know he had any of those. He’s never seemed like the type,” Mrs Hudson says, as Molly searches the desk in the living room, tidying everything away as she goes. She moves into the bedroom, and Mrs Hudson follows.

“He’ll have them somewhere nobody thinks to put them,” Molly mutters. “If I know him at all.”

A thought strikes Mrs Hudson. “Are you sure you’re allowed to do this dear? What about… legal rights?”

“Got those when I married him,” Molly says blithely, jumping in surprise at the sound of Mrs Hudson falling towards the floor in a faint.

10

”I don’t have time for your little crush on Carter”

3

YO!!!!

DID YOU KNOW I HAD SOME DUDE GHOST DESIGNS UP ON REDBUBBLE?

No?

Well cool ok I just thought I should make it known.

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ALSO im mad this professor kept telling us stuff that i was like “ok i dont care” or “ok thats kind of stupid” but he straight up told me the WRONG THING about this language!!! “continue” is not the same as “break”!!!

Okay but literally banana has been out with this baby 847738 times already and let me point out some things
HOW IS A NEW MOTHER GOING TO CARRY HER CHILD AND HER IPHONE IN ONE HAND
YOU WOULD THINK A NEW MOTHER WOULD BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL AND CARRY HER CHILD PROPERLY AND PUT HER PHONE SOMEWHERE ELSE
let’s also talk about how she dropped the pacifier and didn’t even pick it up, or even acknowledge it
And let’s talk about how you don’t want to continue carrying your NEW BORN around everywhere because new born babies are more likely to get sick due to the fact that their immune systems are not strong enough to protect them yet
Really great parenting from a new mother

“Ah what a long day it’s been working at Chipotle. I finally have time to read that parenting guide Henry bought for me.”

“Alright. Let’s do this!”

“Do not release young dragons into the sewage system of a large city.”

“………”

“Hello 911? I think I might have a problem.”

“I think my son has become a ninja turtle.”