Me: That is a serious look, Ducky.
Ducky: That is a big bowl of Appy Jacks.
Me: It’s a pretty standard size bowl of Apple Jacks.
Ducky: That’s one serving?
Me: Not according to the box, no.
Ducky: Biiiiiiiig bowl of Appy Jacks.
Ducky: Big enough to share.
Me: The Lady isn’t here.
Ducky: So no need to worry about having to share with her too, then.
Ducky: Duckies like Appy Jacks.
Me: Ah. So you were less concerned that I was eating too much and more focused on getting some cereal for yourself.
Ducky: A shocking deduction. However did you piece it all together?
Me: The clues were there for anyone willing to look.
Ducky: So to keep things simple, why don’t you put the bowl down, I’ll eat my half and then you can finish the rest at your leisure.
Me: I don’t think so, Ducky.
Ducky: Is my look getting more serious? I feel like it’s getting more serious.
Me: A little. How about I give you a piece?
Ducky: Is a piece “all?”
Me: No, but it’s more than what you have now.
Ducky: Any way I can get more than a piece? How about if I crunch it and chew it a lot before swallowing?
Me: I do like that. It’s cute. That could get you up to three pieces.
Ducky: Is my look happy now? I feel like it’s getting happier.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy
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