<b>Jyn:</b> I just like to say I am happy to be here with my family. My super weird family with one Jedha brother, and two guardians dads, and one Festian husband and...<p/><b>K-2SO:</b> ....<p/><b>Jyn:</b> Kaytoo.<p/></p>
Okay guys this is my first ever fanfic so please be gentle with me, I’m no writer, I just felt inspired and wanted to try something new. Any feedback, good or bad, will be appreciated. Just let me know what ya think!
This is set the morning after Betty and Jugheads final scene in 1x13 where he seemingly joins the serpents…
Betty awoke in a tangled mess of hair and a t shirt she had just thrown on when she got home late last night. Thinking back on last night none of it seemed quite real. One minute she was the happiest she had ever been when the love of her life Jughead Jones professed his love for her, which she knew was so hard for him to do after a life time of rejection from the ones he thought he could rely on, then the next she was fleeing from the trailer with a pool of tears forming in her eyes whilst the boy she thought she knew shouted after her.
Star Wars summarized by "history of the entire world, i guess"
something's alive in the ocean
*sees Anakin* that's a human person!
*sees Coruscant* oh, and here's a huge city, population = everyone.
guess what happens next?
business, money, writing, laws, power,
Attack of the Clones:
let's divide up the lands so we're both happy. SIKE! they both get angrier!
The Clone Wars:
Revenge of the Sith:
the Sith just invaded most of the universe. nice going, Sheev! i bet that will last a long time.
oh, fuck, now everything's dead.
just kidding, here are the survivors. *shows Luke, Leia, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Vader, Palpatine* keep your eye on this one *Luke*, because it's about to become
*Lothal* is starting to like the idea of a revolution, especially the slaves, who free themselves by killing their masters. "why didn't we think of this before?"
*shows Jyn* Space Dust
*shows Death Star* Even crazier space dust
*Jedha and Scarif's last thoughts* the sun is a deadly laser
"hi, everything's great," said some girl *Jyn* who seems to be getting very popular and is then arrested and killed for being too popular, which actually makes her more popular.
A New Hope:
*Alderaan is destroyed* whoops half of Europe just died
Empire Strikes Back:
Want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?
oops, the rebellion just broke. but while it was breaking, Luke was figuring out how to have good morals.
you could make a religion out of this.
Return of the Jedi:
*Luke defeats Vader*
*Luke throws away his lightsaber*
The Force Awakens:
"that's bullshit. this whole thing is bullshit. that's a scam. fuck the church. here's 95 reasons why," said *Kylo Ren, in his new massacre which might have accidentally started the second galactic civil war.*
I was thinking about that whole clusterfuck while I was outside and of course I cracked myself up because I have an amazing capacity to think of stupid things. iirc it was hamelin-born who suggested the Jedi adopting their clones, and I was thinking about that, and I just
imagine Padme at home, getting to sit down and breathe for the first time in days. every single clone across the galaxy was inexplicably reduced to their chronological age about a week ago and the Republic’s been in an uproar ever since - suddenly everyone has an opinion on the matter of clone soldiers, from ‘we can’t allow children to fight a war’ to ‘they were already children, what difference does it make?’ and ‘we’re in the middle of war, there’s no time for debate’ to ‘the Jedi take their apprentices into battle and they’re just kids’. and to top it off, she’s not heard from Anakin in a while, but he’s probably dealing with this mess too -
as if on cue, the apartment door opens, and she hears C-3PO: “Oh, Master Ani! It’s so good to… oh. Oh, my.”
a moment later, Anakin comes into the room, looking like he just walked off a battlefield, with about thirty or forty little clones trailing behind him, equally filthy and tired and dressed bizarrely in hacked-up bodysuits. he’s carrying two more - they both have these half-resigned, half-terrified General Skywalker has gone ‘round the bend, he picked us up two hours ago and he won’t put us down, help us, Senator Amidala, you’re our only hope expressions. before she can do more than blink, Anakin’s like, “I’M ADOPTING THEM.”
“I’M. ADOPTING. THEM. ALL OF THEM. THE ENTIRE 501ST.”
Padme blinks a few more times. a clone sneezes. they all look exactly alike, and not a one of them is over twelve.
“These are just the ones I could fit in the bus,” Anakin continues, more calmly. “Ahsoka’s rounding up the rest of the battalion for me. I need adoption papers for - 650? no, wait, 660 - you know what, just make it 670 clones, I picked up a few extras along the way.”
“Are you even allowed -”
“There’s nothing in the Jedi Code about adoption. Even if there was, I don’t care. They’re human beings, I am NOT letting them be seized by the government like property. THIS IS HAPPENING. ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OR NOT?”
there’s a moment of silence. Padme thinks I’m a person and my name is Anakin and figures, okay, as long as she’s going to commit career suicide, might as well be for a good cause.
“It’ll take a few hours to get all the paperwork done.” in the meantime, the kids need proper clothing. and baths. and probably a meal, she’s seen how much clones eat. and, for pity’s sake - “You’re going to need a hand free to sign everything.”
Anakin considers, then sets one clone on the ground, who proceeds to put about ten others between them. the other one isn’t so lucky. “General, could you please -”
The writers of something:
here have a het ship that introduces no value to the story and has a 90% probability of being here to try to dissuade people from imagining this character as queer in any way (never mind bi and pan people existing)
I'm not yet convinced Dany's a villain but I can see signs for it. If the spoilers are accurate and she won't help in the fight against the Others unless the North kneels to her, it doesn't make her look good. That's not the behavior of someone who has the best interests at heart of the people she wants to rule. She's made a habit of using dragonfire against anyone who stands in her way and tho she's been in the right up to now, it's a disturbing trend. There are other reasons but that's a start
Hi nonny, I’m currently writing a meta on this exact topic so you should be able to see the long answer soon. The short answer though is no, absolutely not. Daenerys whether people like her or not is connected so much with life. The last chapter of GOT ending with her giving birth to the dragons. She’s a major character in the series and we’ve been inside her head from the beginning of the series which is something we haven’t got with any of the villains. Cersei doesn’t even gain a POV until AFOC and that is after she loses her son and father. Her POV is in part to get a viewpoint in all the main events at KL and also due to the trauma she has experienced. It’s similar to Jaime who doesn’t become a POV character until he loses his hand. Daenerys doesn’t get this treatment at all. All the villains we have seen are so one dimensional. Other than Cersei and perhaps even Jaime, they aren’t complicated. They are very flat and simplistic. They aren’t complicated characters. Euron, Gregor, hell even Tywin are all monstrous and cruel. There is not a single redeeming quality about either one of these characters. Even Cersei in her pain and all her humanity is still very overtly a villain.