Black Hat and Flug go shopping for food and Black Hat is DISGUSTED with Flug's taste
Does this work?
I call it:
Hey Black Hat, what the fuck??
417 words of bullshit
Flug thought back on all his choices in
life. He just, really contemplated them, wondering how it was that he
had reached this point. Where had he gone wrong? Was it becoming a
scientist instead of a lawyer like his mom had wanted? Finally
deciding to go for that doctorate? Applying to work for a demon?
Actually, no, it was pretty obviously
that last one. His bad.
Now though, he stood staring as Black
Hat, famous criminal, known villain, probably on several watch-lists,
stood in front of his grocery cart in their local Walmart, smiling
widely and holding out an entire birthday
not anyone’s birthday is it?” Flug asked, raising an eyebrow.
Black Hat replied, “but I want it. So…”
Black Hat said, tossing the cake into the cart. “Slipped right out
of my hands.”
sighed, and just continued forward.
repeated several times, with various foods – from anchovies to
pistachios, and even what looked like an entire leg of
beef. Where did he even get that?
no, I’m not touching that,” Flug said, reeling back from it
slightly and scrunching up his face as Black Hat approached from out
of nowhere again, smiling widely and brandishing the hunk of raw
Black Hat replied, shrugging, smirking and dropping it in the
increasingly filling grocery cart of ridiculous groceries.
tell me you at least cook – “ But Black Hat was gone again,
racing down another isle like an overly excited child.
was starting to wonder if he was just doing this to freak him out.
Black Hat came back again with a cantaloupe, Flug just watched in
disbelief. He sighed, not reacting, and just continued on his way.
When Black Hat began to hover behind him though, he wondered if
refraining from reaction was the best choice. He did it anyway
he reached the breakfast isle, smiling slightly as he picked out his
favorite box of cereal.
he heard behind him, and turned to see Black Hat making a disgusted
face, sticking his long tongue out. “You don’t actually eat that
filth do you?”
that point, Flug just threw the box directly at his boss’s head and
turned to leave, ignoring Black Hat’s indignant yelp and his “Wait
Flug come back, I didn’t mean it. Well I did because that’s
disgusting but – wait Flug please, Flug, dear, Flug,”
as he marched straight out of the store.
Right, first congratulations!! You really deserve it. You are the kindest person I have met on here and I am so happy to be able to call you my friend. A lot of those things you said about me sound fake but I’ll take your word for it. 😁😁 I’m so happy that I met you and I cannot wait to finally attend my first Pride with you by my side. That rhymes. Anyway, I love you and here is to another 4,000!
Rude, not fake. You are a gem and a shining star! You’re the sharp and pointy to my soft and squishy!
Brittane and I are gonna go to Pride and it’s gonna be her first Pride and we’re gonna get sushi and we’re gonna drag Rafa with us and we’re gonna have fun and we should get drunk and we can be each other wingwo/man.
and see what’s going on and to embrace them. That that’s beautiful, that that’s good. And I think sometimes people came on to the show and would just do “weird things” for the sake of being weird. And I don’t think- I feel that that part of David’s work is soul-based. And it’s a part of his truth on some very personal level. And it’s not “Let’s just shock value and be weird for being weird”. The show wouldn’t have been a success if that’s what it was about. It had a bottom of truth.
Sherilyn Fenn, in some 2008 interview collected in The complete mystery
Tmnt fandom before sneak peak: awe there’s totally gonna be Apritello in this 100th episode of tmnt!
Tmnt fandom after sneak peak: April is Goku!
Me after sneak peak: Donnie is going to face April in the most epic way possible and it is going to be doing things to my heart I cannot form into words and I cannot wait for Sunday to get here.
ADDENDUM: thank you to everyone who has followed me from this post and everyone who has kept following me even as I descended into Star Wars hell. Also if you have not followed Arkady yet, you really should because she’s the whole reason that post is funny. (Also she’s pretty cool.)