that's hitler

10

AHHH IM SO DAMN CONFUSED ON WHICH I POSTED BC I STARTED IN EARLY JANUARY AND I HAVE 118 OF DEEZ 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GUISE here’s the MASTERPOST to ALL the photo sets that i posted for deez vday cards  

I have a knot in my stomach the size of Australia over these bomb threats, but this weekend, the ninth great grandchild in my family was born to a Jewish mom and his Indian dad. One of his middle names is Rabindranath and I can’t think of anything better than a Jewish baby with a Bengali name to piss off Nazis. 

2

thanks @y-annah for the inspo!, here’s my paladinsona

Name: Zera

Age: 16

Species: Velsei

Home planet: Soliseoria

Solar system: Galabros

Weapons: electric knuckle busters (likes to call them their “buster babies”) and two knives

Abilities: sleight of hand, sucking up to people, laughing, “hand-to-hand” combat (haha)

Personality: very nice very passionate person, gets overexcited and sometimes way too aggressive, likes to dab with all four arms

Backstory: their home planet is actually allies with Zarkon and his army but the Galra like to overstep their boundaries being racist/speciest fucks oppressing the people and all that so they were like Fuk It Im Outta Here™ and became a space pirate before encountering and joining Voltron

Bonus:

“You know who wins if you put cigarettes in plain packs? Hitler, that’s who! HITLER!”