that's hitler

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

*cough*

MAX AND DAVID HUGGED IN THE SEASON FINALE!

NIKKI’S MOM AND NEIL’S DAD HOOK UP!

NEIL’S DAD IS A N E R D

SPACE KID IS ACTUALLY NAMED NEIL ARMSTRONG AND HIS UNCLE IS BUZZ ALDRIN! SUCK IT
EVERYONE WHO SAID OTHERWISE

HARRISON IS AN ACTUAL WIZARD

NERRIS’S FATHER SHOWED HER D&D AND HER MOM SUPPORTS HER

NURF AND HIS MOM ARE BASICALLY THE SAME

PRESTON YELLS A LOT BC HIS GRANDMA HAS BAD HEARING

DOLPH’S FATHER HATES HAT HE DOES ART, NOT THAT HIS CHARACTER RESEMBLES HITLER AND THATS AMAZING

D A V I D A N D M A X H U G

That is all. Enjoy your day.

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AHHH IM SO DAMN CONFUSED ON WHICH I POSTED BC I STARTED IN EARLY JANUARY AND I HAVE 118 OF DEEZ 

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GUISE here’s the MASTERPOST to ALL the photo sets that i posted for deez vday cards  

“It’s not Dolph’s fault he’s a walking Hitler joke!!!!!” You’re right, it’s not, because he’s a fictional character and has no say in his existence. It is instead the fault of the writers + producers for deciding the character was a good idea and letting him through, and they should absolutely be held accountable.

BUT. That doesn’t change the fact that HE’S A WALKING HITLER JOKE and people are one thousand percent well within reason to be uncomfortable with him and any attempt to make him ~cute and loveable~.

Because that’s ultimately what’s awful about him as a character: every time he’s on screen the narrative does its level best to make him as cute and loveable as possible. 

It’s like being handed a piece of rotten fruit and told it’s a cupcake. You can see that it’s a piece of rotten fruit, but the person handing it to you is insisting that it’s a delicious cupcake and that you’ll love it.

yesterday i said i was gay and then this guy said “wait are you a lesbian?” and i said “no” and he said “you shouldn’t say that then” but this is the same kid who says f*ggot a lot and uses gay as an insult

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Today on Pointless Letters, we’re calmly discussing the subject of…..Europe!

ive seen a lot of people who are against things like punching nazis because “hate breeds hate” and “don’t fight fire with fire!”

i agree to some extent. im a fairly pacifistic person, being physically violent to people isn’t my first course of action, but when it comes to nazis, white supremacists, and other people of that variety, we are dealing with a whole other situation. you cannot stop a nazi by talking to them. we’ve tried, and that’s the whole reason the nazi regime succeeded as much as it did the first time around, because the rest of the world refused to actually take action, and just said “thats not cool hitler :(”. 

dealing with things like this peacefully is a nice thought, but that’s all it is. a thought.

if violence is the only language these people know, then isn’t it polite to greet them in their mother tongue?

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thanks @y-annah for the inspo!, here’s my paladinsona

Name: Zera

Age: 16

Species: Velsei

Home planet: Soliseoria

Solar system: Galabros

Weapons: electric knuckle busters (likes to call them their “buster babies”) and two knives

Abilities: sleight of hand, sucking up to people, laughing, “hand-to-hand” combat (haha)

Personality: very nice very passionate person, gets overexcited and sometimes way too aggressive, likes to dab with all four arms

Backstory: their home planet is actually allies with Zarkon and his army but the Galra like to overstep their boundaries being racist/speciest fucks oppressing the people and all that so they were like Fuk It Im Outta Here™ and became a space pirate before encountering and joining Voltron

Bonus:

  • Himmler: *overhears a heated argument coming from Hitler and Heydrich's room*
  • Himmler: *slams open the door* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HE-
  • Heydrich: *arms folded* Adolf is trying to tell me that I'M the most beautiful man alive.
  • Hitler: that's because you ARE.I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF?
  • Heydrich: YES! I HAVE! That's why I can say with certainty you are THE MOST gorgeous person to EVER walk the face of the planet.
  • Hitler: Reinhard Tristan Eugen Heydrich. ARE YOU SERIOUS, are you forgetting who's made the cover of GQ on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS?
  • Heydrich: oH that was just publicity for the ISU and you know it! Look at yourself. Right now. You're just RADIATING and don't even get me STARTED ON YOUR EROS!
  • Hitler: I was just mimicking YOU OH MY GOD. HEINRICH. TELL HIM HE'S MORE BEAUTIFUL!
  • Heydrich: NO. Heinrich tell HIM that HE'S more beautiful!
  • Himmler: NO. YOU TELL ME WHY THIS MUST HAPPEN ON A WEEKLY BASIS!