that's funny ha ha

  • pierre bezuhkov: *can't count how many paces to take in a duel*
  • jason dean: *can't count to three, thinks three is pronounced "fuck it"*
  • george eacker: *can't count to ten, can only count to seven*
  • tommy ross: *can't count down from ten to one, needs an entire chorus of students to do it for him*
  • i'm starting to see a pattern

Imagine Kenma having multiple handheld gaming devices so if anyone takes one away from him he just pulls another one out of his bag and continues like normal

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random idea: the red dwarf crew crashlands on Risa (the “pleasure planet” from tng) and then they stay there for a vacation and rimmer still can’t have fun bc he’s rimmer :’D

A summary of UT's bizarre doll project ever since the campania arc
  • Undertaker: It was for love!
  • Ciel, Will, Grell, Ronald, Othello, Ludgar, Sascha, the Superiors, Diederich, Frances, Alexis, Tanaka, the fandom, Yana, God: Cool motive. Still murder.
  • Sebastian: lmao I no understand love 'cause #demon but definitely still murder.
  • Undertaker @Ciel: You don't even go there, you burnt children!
  • Ciel: IT WAS FOR ANGST!
  • Undertaker: Cool motive. STILL MURDER!!
Friends: *can’t find me in a crowd*
Friends: This calls for drastic measures
Friends: *uses hands as a microphone* “He’s constantly confusing, confounding the British henchmen. Everyone give it up for Americas favorite fighting Frenchman!”
Me: *knocking three people over, kicking down a door, screaming* 

LAFAYETTE!!!!!

So...

I went through Ruth Clark’s IG (Ashley Jessica grandma, the one on the the hospital pics when Freddie was born), looking for more pics of the Clark’s and well, I found something. The minute I saw the picture, my head was thrown back to another one. 

I found a picture of Ashley’s brother - Brandon, who was also there when Fredie was born - and let me tell you: this baby has to be a Clark.

 Brandon has a lot of the physical appearance that runs with the Clark’s and so does Freddie.

And just a bit of info - Brandon is Brett nephew, and just like Brett he has no blood connections with neither Briana, Tammi nor Louis (of course). Freddie and him share no DNA at all. 

This is a even better example than Austin, because Austin is Briana’s half brother, so a bit of resemblance would be normal in that case. But Bradon here, no. He’s nothing to do Freddie when it comes to blood. 

So please exmplain to me how this resemblance is possible. Freddie looks too much like the Clark’s to be just a coicidence, don’t you think? 

And why was the whole Clark family there when Freddie was born, but not one single person from Briana’s family was pictured? She had just spent Christmas with the Jungwirth’s, they were on pretty good terms I’ll say. So, why?

Now, please notice: the shape of the head, the broad nose, the big eyes, the thin upper lip and slightly bigger bottom lip, the pointy ears (in the second picture) and the shape of those damn eyebrows. 

So dear Briana, you can keep posting your tb pictures, but as long as your kid looks like the family he doesn’t share DNA with, things will still look super fake.

johnny: *breathin, being himself, doin his job, being cute n social*

y’all in the comments on youtube: OMG HE’S SO DADDY!! he needs to go back into the dungeon xD (for some reason these get hundreds of thumbs up and there’s at least 3 of them at the top saying the same thing)

me: … you know.. . i wish we weren’t behind a screen, because i got mad wedgies waiting for all you dipsticks, it’s like you got nothin better to say

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