that's funny ha ha

when i was getting my root canal the dentist took out a box that had a dental dam inside of it and as he was talking he opened the box wrong and just flung the dental dam onto the floor and froze and i could see him berating himself mentally like god dammit josh you can perform complex dental work but you can’t open a fucking box what would mother say

i mentioned the recent confusion about my intimidating guns and the clever solution that i solved it with to steve, and he helpfully illustrated my success. 

i knit that sweater myself you guys, im very proud. 

  • pierre bezuhkov: *can't count how many paces to take in a duel*
  • jason dean: *can't count to three, thinks three is pronounced "fuck it"*
  • george eacker: *can't count to ten, can only count to seven*
  • tommy ross: *can't count down from ten to one, needs an entire chorus of students to do it for him*
  • i'm starting to see a pattern
GOTGvol2 Lines That Went From 0-100

Drax: You remind me of my daughter.

Mantis: Disgusting?

Drax: Innocent.

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@sukikobold said:

I always want to see more acrobatic stuff with Raz. :)

It took awhile but here! Seriously, I love that there’s a plausible reason for Raz being so good at the platformer puzzles in Psychonauts. I wonder if he visits his family at the circus sometimes to perform super fancy stunts with some psychic abilities added in for extra showy-ness :’D My sister is also struggling through the Meat Circus level currently, and I couldn’t help drawing something for it Ovo;;; wish her luck

Also, kind of unrelated, I bet the Aquatos have circus animals. Like elephants. Or a tiger Raz has become really close with because one day he found out he could talk to her :’)

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  • every NPC: *turns to Inquisitor Solas in a worshipful way* You are the Herald of Andraste, called by Divinity...
  • Inquisitor Solas: Cut that shit out. :)
what i actually want for season 11

there is no doubt about it, i want a kiss, and implications of sex, and happiness. 

what I really want though? I want Scully to say the words “I love you.” I want her to look at the man who helped her through some tough shit in season 10 and say “You know I love you Mulder, don’t you?” And I want that to be what saves them (not literally from this whack virus but you get me). I want love to be what conquers the X files, at the end of it all. I want Mulder to believe in love. 


OKAY so at the beginning of know who you are, maui’s on his little haka-rock. the next time we see him is on te fiti’s island, when the ocean dumps him on te fiti and gives him a watery middle finger as it recedes. my question is, how did he get in the water?

possibility one is that the ocean went “hey, you abandoned moana, you’re terrible”, and just kinda kidnapped him off his tiny rock. which makes sense, because he did disrespect its chosen one. how rude, maui.

or, concept: maui swims. because moana is turning back toward te ka, the demon that is actively trying to kill her. she’s holding the heart in one hand, y’know, the homing beacon of death. she has neither a harpoon nor an oar. and maui can’t hear her. (he can’t hear her greatest weapon - her mind and her voice.) 

so what does he do? this precious mortal that he left to die, about to get smote by te ka - what does he do? 

he swims, of course. back into the ocean he goes. because he knows what it’s like to be abandoned, and now he knows what it’s like to abandon, and it’s odd, swimming with hands and feet and not gills and fins and maui’s kinda bad at swimming but he does it anyway. 

because he will not abandon moana again.

(and the ocean stops - thinks - maybe he does deserve to stand before te fiti. maybe he does deserve to stand next to moana once more.)

pyroreo  asked:

hi artist can u draw shuichi saihara in a maid outfit pls and ty

omg what an odd ask but u know since its a request from a fan i cannot refuseノ (´ ◡ ` ノ)

anonymous asked:

Has Necros had any run-ins with Error or Ink?

He’s never met Error but he learned a bit about him through a random encounter with Ink. He found a random trail of ink once and followed it ‘cuz he was bored. Ink’s how Necros learned a little bit about other AUs, though Ink ended up going on various tangents and incomplete rants. Whether or not he met the real Ink is debatable.

I like to think this is how Necros managed to get some crayons, other than stealing them. (ノ>ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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its where he keeps all his power

ugm:

u got me

urg:

u r great

uifilbygfcmugyaotbcmpancwggimlycbiobwgdtsotwibtbaybmcwrodxao:

uh imma fall in love baby you gon finna catch me uh give you all of this baby call me pretty and nasty cause we gonna get it my love you can bet it on black we gon’ double the stack on them woo i’ll be the Bonnie and you be my Clyde we ride or die x’s and o’s